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-* I switched Alice w/ my human OC 8-Ball and the Cheshier Cat w/ my OC Ren-Ren a shap shifting feline....idk i guess just let me know what you think, but please be constructive *-

CH.1 "you can keep your rabbit whole to your self"

Walking down the back streets and ales of HellsHome, sunglasses glinting in the flickering street lamps and loose change clinking in his pocket every other footstep, 8-Ball hummed a little tune he'd had stuck in his head for a week or so. Oblivious to the shadows that fallowed close behind, swinging the bag of fast food he'd been sent to get, nothing on the list that Lin had given him was inside said bag, though no one back at the pad would mind too much. "..I love the sound of you walking away, you walking away. Mascara bleeds a blackened tear, oh and I am cold, yes I'm cold, but not as cold as you are. I love the sound of you walking away..." he sung aloud suddenly, unable to contain the music in his head any longer, and the mans gravely voice echoed in the ale and spooked the shadows. They scurried in every direction, like roaches, which in turn startled a cat sleeping on a trash can. 8-Ball glanced over his shoulder at the now fluffed up hissing cat and chuckled. He should have been looking where he was going but sadly he didn't see the purple, black whole that had just opened beneath him. "aw, shiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTtttttttt........." He shouted as he fell, and faded out when the black whole closed behind him. Nothing remained but 8-Ball's sunglasses, witch glinted in the flickering street lamps. 8-Ball awakes in a haze, 'I want love' by Elton John was playing in the back ground and a white rabbit in a dominatrix getup standing beside him on the bed, that he was chained to. "ooohhh look who's awake." he smiled evilly and tapped his whip on his furry thigh, "I like it better when they squirm." 8-Ball shut his eyes and screamed in vain, a ball gag strapped tightly in his mouth. Just before the rabbit got 8-Ball out of his skivvies, the phone rang, and a red hart shaped light on it flashed. "SHIT! it's the Queen, be quite!" the small white rabbit hopped over him and answered the phone, "Hello my Queen.....yes my Queen, I'll be right there!" he hung up and quickly changed into street clothes and before slamming the door behind him he threatened 8-Ball, "if your not here when I get back, you'll be sorry." the force of the door shutting caused a soot covered lizard, chimney sweep, pipe and a lot of soot to dislodge from inside the fireplace and tumble onto the hearth. As he coughed and hacked, he got to his feet and looked for his pipe, as he wondered over by the bed 8-Ball could tell he'd been smoking 'cause the lizard smelled heavily of weed. 8-Ball tried too ask for help, he shook the chains that bound his hands, the lizard looked up and blink then went slack jawed, "whoa man that's not cool" Bill, stuck his pipe in his pocket and took the gag out of 8-Ball's mouth. "please, you gotta help me, that psycho bunny wants to sodomize me!!" he struggled w/ the chains. Bill grabbed the keys from the side table and freed 8-Ball, "OK man, your on your own from here on out, and if any one asked....you freed your self, I was never here..." the lizard spoke softly and slipped back up into the chimney. 8-Ball was scared and couldn't find his clothes so he pulled his boxers back up and ran to the door, "hey, that's my food...." he muttered and grabbed the bag then tried to open the door. "OWCH! Not so hard now young man." the door knob turned and the keyhole spoke, 8-Ball jumped back in shock. "SHIT! don't do that! Why is this place like one bad trip." he had landed on his ass next to a small coffee table. The doorknob laughed and shook his head, "its no use I'm locked , the White Rabbit has taken a likening to you." 8-Ball was pissed off now and got to his feet, took a track position , "oh we'll just see about that, aint no door ever kept me out, or in!" he lunged at the door and put his shoulder into it, smashing through the door and tumbling into a carrot patch. Where a dodo was scrounging for worms, he didn't look up at the half naked man that just burst from the White Rabbits house, just ate worms and pulled up carrots tossing them every witch way. "...oooookay..." 8-Ball stood and surveyed his surroundings, "well this sure as shit aint HellsHome, but I've got to get home some how..." he went left down a small path that ran adjacent to the rabbits secret sex layer, eating a few cheese burgers from the greasy bag. An hour passed and he'd gone at least 6 or 7 miles from his captives house, it was staring to get dark and cold, then suddenly the path dropped off a good 2-3 feet and he hit the ground w/ a thud, causing a dust cloud to billow out. "...ooooooowwwwwchy!" he exclaimed and clutched his shin, rocking back and forth he took deep breaths and let them out slow, a few streams of blood trickled down his leg. "sonofabitch!" he shouted when he saw a large pointy rock wedged between his right knee cap and where the femur meets the tibia and fibula. He looked around for something to make into a trinket, spotting a stream he army crawled towards it, leaving a trail of blood, that attracted all kinds of strange creatures. Some looked like office supplies others sex toys, the ones that looked like French ticklers swarmed his knee and pulled the rock from it before 8-Ball could shoo them away, "OW! You little fuckers!" he clutched his knee in pain as blood slowly gushed , the French ticklers swarmed again and begun biting at the wound, 8-Ball's screams echoed in the trees until something roared in a near by weeping willow, green cat eyes flashed and a white and gray striped panther sprung from the branch, landing in between 8-Ball and the creatures growling and swatting at them. The cat looked over "get on my back" he told 8-Ball and lowered his hind end, not questioning things any more 8-Ball climbed on and held tight to the felines neck, they sprung into the trees and headed back the way he'd just come from. "NO, your not a friend of the rabbits are you?" he shuddered at the thought of going back there. "heh, hell no, that guys creepy, I'm from HellsHome, just like you." they were heading for a thick cloud of smoke rising from a small clearing in the woods. "I'm taking you to the Mad Hatter , he went to med school before going into the family Hat business." the cat continued, "I'm Ren-Ren by the way, and ill help you get home." 8-Ball was relived and sighed, "8-Ball, you can call me E.B. though." he closed his eyes and passed out from loosening so much blood. They arrived at the Mad hatter's to find he and his lover, the March Hare in a domestic dispute over a broken teapot. " DAMN IT WOMEN, HOW AM I AT FAULT FOR YOUR CLUMSINESS?!" the Hatter shouted, wavering a dust pan full of broken pottery around and poking the Hare in the chest w/ the broom sick. The March Hare wept and crumpled to the floor, " you're the one who left your boots in front of the stairs..." his voice small and quivering. "umm....Hatter, I kind of need a favor." Ren-Ren said after clearing his throat and adjusting the half dead man on his back. The Hatter huffed and motioned for the cat to fallow him as he stormed out the back door into the garden, leaving the sobbing Hare to clean up the mess. Inside the Hatters shed, witch doubled as a hydroponics grow room and a lab, 8-Ball was strapped down to a table when he came too, "AHHHH! Shit no, not again!" he squirmed as the Hatter was finishing up the stitches. "hold still you silly man, or ill have to start over!" the Hatter flicked E.B. in the nose w/ a bloody gloved hand. Ren-Ren had returned to his true form, being as he was a shape shifter, an anthro cat, w/ the same markings as his panther form and every other form he chooses. E.B. was confused for a moment but let it pass, the extra shot of morphine the Hatter had given him started to kick in and he just lay there in a dazes as the Hatter and Ren-Ren caught up, apparently they'd been Frat brothers in an other dimension then this or his own. 8-Ball found himself propped up in an over stuffed arm chair at a long dinning table covered w/ various sized, shaped and colored teapots, all of witch seemed to be full of something hot. He looked to his left, then his right, teapots as far as the eye could see. "w-what?" he blurted, unknowingly interrupting a conversation between the now lovey-dovey March Hare and Mad hatter. "how rude, you silly, silly man" the Hatter snapped and the two proceeded to move him to an other chair, a few feet to the left. "you mustn't interrupt Eugene when he's talking" the Hare uttered quietly into E.B.'s ear before pouring him some tea. "Where's Ren-Ren?" 8-Ball asked just above a whisper, "he said he knew the way home...." he groaned as the Hatter kicked him in the bad knee from the other side of the table. "lets not talk of such things, now sit! Drink." the Hatter drank deeply from the cup in front of him, the Hare, after sitting, did the same. E.B. sighed and held his knee, took the tea cup and sipped it, the flavor was earthy and familiar. " what is this?" he asked looking over and between teapots at the two. "THC tea, I grew the marijuana myself." the Hare boasted proudly sitting up in his chair. "its nice, makes me feel good" E.B. having never smoked pot before was getting a body high quickly, as he drank cup after cup. "you shouldn't drink so much, you'll O.D. on the THC" the Hare tended to the giddy man as Ren-Ren returned with a grin and a few red paint splotches on his fur. "c'mon E.B. its time to go, iv created a diversion at the Queens castle, the portal back to HellsHome is inside some where." he scooped 8-Ball up and headed out, "thanks guys, I owe you one." he smiled and left, leaving the Hatter and his lover alone again to start arguing over some trivial thing. As Ren-Ren padded down the path towards the Queen's place, 8-Ball unconscious in his furry arms, he begun to feel uneasy and looked over his shoulder to see a very pissed of rabbit. "Excuse me but that belongs to me young man!" the White Rabbit shouted and hopped faster closing the gap between them, "oh crap!" Ren-Ren exclaimed as he shot off, booking it towards the Castle and praying the portal stays open and hidden from the grads in the rose maze. The Rabbit, in hot pursuit of his sex-toy, blew a small flute and play a little tune, then up over the outer wall of rose bushes came the Queen's guards, "SONOFABITCH! You cheeky little rabbit" Ren-Ren cursed and hooked a hard left, tumbling down a grassy hill and crashing through Bill's roof. "HEY MAN, THAT'S NOT COOL!" Bill leaps from his lazy-boy and clung to the standing lamp in the corner as the two landed on the pool table. "oh no, you guys have the guard after you too!" Bill packed a few bongs and pipes then left, Ren-Ren saw him disappear over a hill then sat up and looked for 8-Ball. E.B. groaned and moved a bit, small cuts and scrapes covering him. "E.B.! are you ok?" Ren-Ren scrambled to his side, "speak to me!" Just as Ren-Ren rolled E.B. to his back the Rabbit jumped in the whole in the roof and kicked Ren-Ren in the face, landing on 8-Ball's chest. The Rabbit tied Ren-Ren up and strapped 8-Ball to Bill's bed, having set up his kinky-torture kit, and slapped him till he came too. "OW, hey what the hell is wrong with you people?!" E.B. shouted and thrashed about, ripping his stitches. "I JUST WANT TO GO HOME!" Poor 8-Ball's only other sex encounter was w/ his boss, Lin. He quivered in fear and anger, unable to comprehend nor deal with his predicament. The Rabbit whipped him and poured hot wax on his chest and stomach, all the while laughing and stroking his small pink cock. 8-Ball winced and bit his lip, praying silently that he would just wake up, that it was all a bad pot induced nightmare. The Rabbit removed E.B.'s boxers and was enraged that his new toy wasn't pert and ready for him, "Damn you pussy whipped men are all the same!" he shouted and back handed E.B., causing him to bleed slightly. "if I can ride you, ill fuck you." the Rabbit stroked him self and spit on his cock before placing the tip against E.B.'s tight anis. "ooooooohhhhh GAWD no please don't, c'mon man please, WAKE UP TRUBBEL YOU DUMB BASTARD!" 8-Ball's cry awoke Ren-Ren, whom was tied up in the broom closet. He shifted into his house cat form and back to his anthro form, freeing himself from the ropes and crashing through the door, "LEAVE HIM ALONE!" he shouted and rushed the Rabbit, but he was too late the Rabbit had already penetrated E.B.'s anus several times, the two furs crashed to the floor where they fought before Ren-Ren grew tired of the rabbits weak attempts to kill him and shifted to his panther form, eating the rabbit in one bite, chewing before he swallowed. 8-Ball sobbed and sighed in relief as Ren-Ren untied him.

CH.2 "mushrooms and dank weed"

The two HellsHome boys made there way thru the giant flower forest, 8-Ball in bad shape, mentally and physically. Ren-Ren's stomach was a little upset after eating such a sick rabbit. The air grew thick w/ the smell of ganja, haze turning to thick smoke the deeper they went into the forest. "oooo I like this..." 8-Ball looked down at his hand and giggled, "why do they call them fingers, iv never seen them fing.....op! there they go" he sunk to the ground, pulling Ren-Ren with him. "E.B. pull yourself together, we've got to get out of here. Once the Queen finds out what I did, we're both gonna be headless." Ren-Ren struggled to get the other to his feet. "your right fuzzy, I need to focus, fffffoooooccccuuuussss...heh" 8-Ball staggered to his feet and limped onwards, holding his fury companions' arm tight, the smoke was thick like fog and the two where stoned out of their minds. "hey eebha" Ren-Ren giggles trying to say E.B. at they swaggered around and between treelike stems of giant flowers of all kinds. Finally they reached a clearing, the source of the smoke, in it was I huge toadstool and on it sat a large caterpillar with dreadlocks. He puffed on a wicked cool hookah, that sat in his lowest set of hands. "What took you so long?" the caterpillar asked in clouds of smoke. Ren-Ren set E.B. on a smaller mushroom and look a seat next to the caterpillar, "that fucking white rabbit got in my way again," his stomach grumbled and he groaned. "I hade to eat the sick little nympho." the caterpillar looked at him in shock. "V....O....R...?" big purple smoke letters puffed out of his mouth as he spoke. "WHAT!? OH HELLZ NO! that's sick Seymour, I don't get off on that shit!" Ren-Ren puffed up in defense to the accidental insult. "So, do you want me to get you two home?" Seymour asked, surrounding the feline in smoke. "yes, he needs a real doctor." Ren-Ren coughed and got up, leaping down to 8-Ball and picking him up. "lets go, now please." The caterpillar took one more hit before turning a reddish shade and sprouting huge tie die wings and lifting off, towards the rose maze. "Wait up!" Ren-Ren shouted as he shifted to his panther form and fallowed. Weaving in and out of enormous rose archways, the three quietly made their way to the interior of the maze. The portal sat in the corner of the center of a heart shaped clearing, where the Queen and several hundred card guards stood waiting for them. "My Queen, sorry we're so late, but the fur ball ate Mr. White." Seymour bowed and took a seat in the chare to the Queen's right hand side. Ren-Ren snarled, "YOU BACK STABBING SONOFAWHORE!" 8-Ball fell to the ground as the feline lunged at the caterpillar, the guards grabbed him. "why Seymour, why? What did I ever do to you?" Ren-Ren's eyes welled up and he stopped struggling, "your mother would be so disappointed in you, rest her soul." Seymour averted his eyes. "Kill him, I want his pelt to keep me warm in winter." the Queen spoke elegantly and waved her hand, in a heart beat one of the Ace's pulled a dagger and slit Ren-Ren's throat. "NOOOOOOOOO!" 8-Ball's horse gruff voice startled the others, their shock grew as this half dead man's body begun to glow a deep red, "UUUURRRRRAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!" E.B. screamed as large demon wings sprout from his back, horns and fangs emerge as well, he got up onto his good leg and opened his wings. eyes glowing red as he rubbed his hands together then pulled them apart quickly, forming a black electric mass. "you people are so fucked up, you don't deserve to exist any longer." he moved his hands around the black mass and it grew until it was the size of a basketball, the guards rushed him, disintegrating in the red glow that 8-Ball was emitting. "Heh, weak. For a Queen you sure are dumb." he laughed before tossing the mass into the Queens lap, he scooped Ren-Ren's lifeless house cat form up and leaps into the portal as the mass exploded, obliterating that dimension. The two where thrown into an ale toppling over trash cans, 8-Ball groaned as his demon half faded and he sat in trash, sobbing over Ren-Ren and petting his fur. "I'm sorry Ren-Ren, I killed them all for you." he leaned over and kissed the cats forehead, closing his eyes and wishing he could make it better. "thank you Trubble." Ren-Ren lifter his paw and touched the bald mans cheek. "good thing I'm immortal, huh?" 8-Ball flicked the cats ear and let him go, "you suck." E.B. sighed and flopped onto his stomach as the cat walked off "I think you're home is just at the end of the ale, see ya round." Ren-Ren disappeared into the shadows as 8-Ball started to crawl home. 8-Ball finally hobbled back to the pad, the sun rising, his knee bleeding and a fucked up fast-food bag. "LIN!" he shouted as he collapsed at the front door, in nothing but his boxers Lin looked down at him her arms crossed and her eyebrow raised. "oi what the hell happened to my food?". she said not sounding as if she cared what happened to him. "I....I.." he looked up at her w/ a quivering lip "..I got sodomized by a rabbit" a tear fell down his cheek as her held up the bag She grabbed the bag and started eating the burger. "ya well lay off the drugs" she said turning away. "......but, I don't do drugs..." he twitched . "Go get dressed I need beer" Lin started to laugh and waved him off. He crawled into the kitchen and got her a beer, before going to his room to get dressed, leaving blood here and there. "And clean this mess up your dirtying my house!" she said sitting at the kitchen table, 8-Ball couldn't hear her, he was passed out on his bed from losing so much blood. A few minutes later she went to the doorway of his room. "Trubble did ya hear me- holy shit" she said going to his side and checking his pulse. E.B. didn't move, but groaned as the blood finally started dripping onto the floor from his knee, Lin started to panic, "just hold on" she said running to the kitchen to call 911." 8-Ball twitched and groaned again, she held his hand till the ambulance came and she went with him to the hospital. He came to, for a moment, in the ambulance and shouted, "NO YOU CAN KEEP YOUR RABBIT WHOLE TO YOUR SELF!" then passed out again. Everyone looked at him weird and one guy asked Lin what happened to him. "I have no idea. he went for burgers."

~Fin~

8-Ball & Ren-Ren (c) Reno420

Lin & HellsHome (c) Desi E.