The City Owl (character bio, give advice)

Story by CityOwl on SoFurry

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So I got impatient waiting for responses on my journal, so I decided to whip up an OC. For all intents and purposes, this is the City Owl.

However, Blair Etson is a character and is not supposed to be me. I'm posting this because I plan on using him as a hub character. If I want to write a particularly enticing rule 34 character, I can always insert them into the story and have them fuck around with Blair, yet I'm still free to write him and other characters that may recur.

Because all of his stories will be non-connected and non-linear, using the unnamed city as a blanket setting, I'll link this bio to every story of him, so readers who are wondering, "Who the hell is this guy?" can find out if they want.

With that, I'll again offer to take any suggestions about his first sexy romp. If no one says anything, I'll figure out something myself.


My name is Blair Etson, and I guess that's about it. Nothing super unique about me. I know I'm a precious snowflake, but a lot of the time, I'm acutally pretty normal. I'm a Great Gray Owl, so just take a Snowy and cover it with ash and you've got the idea. I don't work at a gym or club, strip or otherwise, so I'm not exactly a sex god. I work for a music recording studio, but I'm not a rockstar. It's mostly a suit job, but actually recording and sometimes mixing the tracks can be really fun, so I can't complain.

Although, I can't say I'm ugly. At a tall six-foot-three and two hundred pounds, I'm kind of cut from going to the gym after work most days. A lot of people find my golden owl eyes nice to stare at, and a lot of women like my hugs. Some men will say that they like my voice. Both seem to like my ass, which isn't a problem for me. Being bisexual certainly gives you a lot to stare at when you live in the big city like I do.

Being in the music industry for a hard rock record label, I've grown quite fond of rock and metal music. Windy weather is great for flying in, and I'll drink most anything that uses vodka. I also have a bit of a sweet tooth, plus a taste for rare meat and Mexican food. I like soccer, but I don't go to a lot of games with friends because I really don't like forced social behavior, like chest bumping for a goal or having to dance at clubs. If I want to dance or yell, I will in my own sweet time. I also really like roaming aimlessly around this massive city because it breaks up the routine that I sometimes find myself in, and there's always something interesting happening somewhere. I also have a penchant for sad stories, because they stay with me more than happy ones. However, to assure you that I am a usually cheerful person, I find stand up comedy hilarious.

The first thing I really don't like is stereotypes about owls. While I do love a good book, I try to avoid bookstores and libraries, because so many other owls are there and it just enforces the brainiac label. I'm also not a fan of most cultural gender roles. Some other things I don't care for are being the center of attention, to kind of go along with forced social conduct, soda hurts my throat going down, I find Italian food messy, I hate the cold and most anything cold, tight clothing restricts birds' puffy feathers quite uncomfortably for me, and I generally don't care for the news or politics. Passive-aggressive behavior really gets under my skin, too, because I believe in clear and open communication.

Generally I'm pretty easygoing and while I may be opinionated on some points, I never express them loudly, passionately, or at anyone else's expense. I take pride in being pretty honest, and I'm good with words in nearly all situations. Although I do have a habit of being bad with the future in terms of planning, but I can be pretty type-A when it comes down to projects and details. I'll also admit that I can be somewhat moody, waking up in the morning feeling down for no apparent reason every blue moon.

So I suppose now's the time you've been waiting for: the dirty details.

I guess I'll start by giving my all-important penis length, which is 8 inches when hard and none it's too thin, either. It's obvious I'm not a dragon, but I can definitely fill you up.

As I said previously, I'm bisexual. I enjoy topping, but I do love to bottom for the rare, worthy male who's confident enough to get my engine running. That said, I have a few fetishes. I'm really into the domination role-play kind of thing and some bondage, but I'm not really hardcore with it. I find ballsack sucking, whether giving or receiving, absolutely hot, and public-yet-private places, like recording studios on lunch break turn me on pretty badly. Plus, I loud females who aren't afraid to beg drive me wild, and a male who's a little hairy and a little musky goes a long, long way.

Maybe one day I'll find a mate, but the bachelor life of freedom and no pants is pretty nice for now. I don't dwell a lot on the future, so I unfortunately rarely look at anyone long-term, which makes mate-finding hard. I've had a few relationships with either gender, and I don't really regret them. If I were to find a mate, though, I'd want them to be patient, kind, someone who thinks carefully before speaking. Plus, curvy hips and shoulders in a female or a big, burly male wouldn't hurt