the green tea space train time travel rap by cheddercheese

Story by cheddercheese on SoFurry

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yo dawg set a beat, rip rip ribbit, oh honey your my ragtime doll, i pop out of the box with a big hat and stand tall like im heading to venus, if you want you could'a seenus on the galaxy express-chuga chuga shh shh, no talkin in da movie, OH SHIT NO HE DIDN'T!

we were riding in the universal city tram, it was a flying space train and it ran on pure jam.

a transitive verb does not make a violent-severe, and i was hungry so i ate a-ear, oh corn! why are you so horny...? oh its my cock its going frambonie like a russian zambonie, oh dawg, its bigger than a balony salami, if you can see it from space the furries scream "Kawaii!"

my size is big and don't forget the large, its a big coke cock on the side of a lard, yes thats right its the big whupper mack supreme its really ***ing greasy and its loaded with cream!

your exaggeration of my exacerbation is nothing compared to my motivation of masturbation, the proposed factory shut down of negotiation, but the spam filter didn't caught it, but thats because i bought it.

cum counter busting through the roof at a hundred dollars a push, i was nothing but rich, and the wife was a bitch!

she was cheatin on me and selling milk to the moo-man, she could take so much she appeared to be in-human.

she relished in the pickle with poonan the BARBARIAN, she took him to the veterinarian, the doctah said he was needed in his time, the war of the snake man turning around on a dime!

who said tally hoe dog get in mah blue box, conan isn't vaccinated for the chicken-tenders, oh my my im afraid they don't make those in the year twenny-finny-fy, just go to chicka-sore-ass-bawk-a-cawk-9!

Interplanetary space jam train, i was jacking off and i totally came.