the otter princess and the kangaroo and her eggs
17:19:39 Red Riot: true story 17:20:00 Nico Kialalai lets Red tell her own bedtime story. 17:20:13 Red Riot: :D 17:20:20 Red Riot: AND SO 17:20:26 Red Riot: one day 17:20:31 Red Riot: a Tuesday 17:20:38 Red Riot: to be specific 17:21:31 Red Riot: the otter princess was sent to buy some eggs for breakfast? :3 17:22:11 Red Riot: buuuuut on her way to the egg shop she met something from medieval times. Let's say a dragon. 17:22:29 Red Riot: a dragon called Goldblaze :D 17:22:39 Nico Kialalai: Haha 17:23:17 Teral: ps return of the christ may 21st 2011 save the date 17:23:36 Red Riot: the otter princess called up her fellow otter friend Nico because the dragon was in the way. "Nico? Yeah hey. Nico, you had better meet me here soon okay bye" 17:23:39 -Buck-: Hi guys :3 17:23:57 Red Riot: Buck you can help us write a bedtime story :3 17:24:08 -Buck-: Oh? :3c 17:24:21 Nico Kialalai scurries out of his wizard hut to meet the otter princess. "Yo, whudup foo'." 17:24:38 Red Riot: the otter princess has gone to buy some eggs, but met a dragon on her way (Goldblaze) so she called Nico and he's a wizard. 17:24:45 Red Riot: apparently >:I 17:24:57 Nico Kialalai: Well what am I supposed to be? >:| 17:25:04 Red Riot: >:I 17:25:07 Red Riot: continue 17:25:09 -Buck- is a bard that stalks Red Roit with a golden mandolin 17:25:23 Red Riot: oh sweet, a narrator 17:25:30 Nico Kialalai: Lmao 17:25:46 Teral: new story I don't like this one 17:25:52 Red Riot: ...a rhyming narrator? 17:26:01 Nico Kialalai: Sing the song of Red, Buck. 17:26:11 -Buck-: Uh... 17:26:36 Red Riot: <:3 17:26:53 Red Riot: the dragon is idle we can sneak past now 17:26:54 Nico Kialalai: Is that a heart with nipple, Red? 17:27:26 Red Riot: no 17:27:36 Nico Kialalai: Hurr. 17:27:38 -Buck-: Red Riot, the otter princes who was silent enough, that the dragon was sleeping and slipped right by it~ 17:27:44 -Buck-: I so bad at rhyming ;-; 17:27:53 Red Riot: wow yeah you are :I 17:27:58 Red Riot: thats okay 17:28:03 Red Riot: you've got mad mandolin chops 17:28:12 -Buck- is a symbol for kids then 17:28:24 -Buck-: "Do what you like, even if you're no good at it" o3o 17:28:29 Red Riot: hey, Nico 17:28:41 Nico Kialalai: Yo. 17:28:42 Red Riot: want an iron fisting? ;D 17:28:48 -Buck-: Oh baby 17:28:50 Red Riot: TOOLATE 17:28:56 Red Riot: powpowpow 17:29:00 Nico Kialalai: Nawh... I'm sure Teral does. 17:29:08 Nico Kialalai: OH GOD Y U DO DIS 17:29:39 Red Riot: >:3 fufufufufufu 17:29:48 -Buck- plays mad mandolin riffs through this 17:29:59 Red Riot: schlorck schlorck schlorck sound effects 17:30:11 Red Riot: OKAY ENOUGH 17:30:14 Red Riot: we need eggs 17:30:20 Nico Kialalai uses wizard tomfoolery on Red 17:30:21 Red Riot: the king and queen are mad hungry 17:31:09 Nico Kialalai: Do you want some golden goose eggs? 17:31:25 Red Riot: O: 17:31:27 Red Riot: wat 17:31:49 Nico Kialalai: Dem tings is bangin' 17:31:56 Red Riot: O: yes i want them 17:31:57 Nico Kialalai: Also hard to get. 17:32:00 Teral: hell no 17:32:03 Red Riot: O: show me them 17:32:09 Red Riot: TERAL! 17:32:20 Red Riot: I know you know how to get the golden goose eggs 17:32:23 Teral: not so loud ;-; 17:32:45 Teral: yeah I got those eggs. 17:32:54 Red Riot: :\ 17:33:02 Teral: they're 20 bucks an egg. 17:33:04 Red Riot: >:\ do we need to chat 17:33:11 Teral: fork it over >:F 17:33:12 Nico Kialalai: Bitch, those are just plain eggs painted gold. 17:33:18 Nico Kialalai: Red, Teral's a gypsy. 17:33:21 Teral: NO 17:33:32 Teral: Nico is a liar 17:33:44 Nico Kialalai: I'm the royal wizard, son. 17:33:45 Teral: These are 28 karat. 17:33:48 Red Riot: ponders some things 17:33:49 Teral: idgaf 17:34:07 Nico Kialalai turns Teral into a harem girl. 17:34:27 Red Riot: Teral, I am willing to buy your 'golden goose eggs' with one condition which is most definitely reasonable 17:34:36 Teral looks at his crotch. No more 'roo balls. ): 17:34:48 Nico Kialalai: Dance, monkey. 17:34:51 Teral: Yes Red I'm listening. 17:35:08 Teral loses the tits and gets his dick back. 17:35:15 Red Riot: You must engage in a fiercr battle with DarkDobie. 17:35:23 Red Riot: fierce, even. 17:35:28 Red Riot: in fact especially fierce 17:35:41 Nico Kialalai: To the death, in fact. 17:35:50 Red Riot: DarkDobie: yanks your tail 17:36:21 Red Riot: darkdobie: slaps your face a little when you swing round all confused like Yo we got a fight 17:36:24 Teral: Bitch I'ma kangaroo all I do is box and kick. 17:36:31 Teral KO. 17:36:48 DarkDobie: Red Riot: sighs and attatches a c-4 to you and watches you explode 17:36:57 Red Riot: THE END 17:37:26 Red Riot: but seriously, dobie, you gotta fight teral 17:37:31 Teral: what a lovely bed time story. 17:37:41 Red Riot: no weapons :\ 17:37:44 Nico Kialalai: To the death. 17:37:57 Red Riot: dont think you're out of the woods teral 17:38:07 DarkDobie: Red Riot: sorry i dont do feral i do quick instant death through explosives or other little things 17:38:16 Teral lame. 17:38:21 Nico Kialalai: Who said feral? 17:38:24 Red Riot: Not my problem Dobie. Talk to Teral. 17:38:26 Nico Kialalai: WE WANT FISTS 17:38:26 -Buck- breaks a string :C 17:38:29 Teral oi winner. 17:38:33 Red Riot: BUCK, GUH 17:38:41 Red Riot: insta guitar tech 17:38:42 -Buck-: Twang 17:38:53 Red Riot: thats better 17:39:41 -Buck- plays Red Riot a love song~ 17:39:41 Red Riot: So Teral 17:39:57 Teral: used bad command, "mw"! Text: slides up to Red Riot. 17:40:04 Teral slides up to red riot. 17:40:06 Red Riot: have we got ourselves a deal? Are you willing to engage in battle with DarkDobie, despite his apparent reluctance? 17:40:28 Red Riot: he may blow you up, pretty quickly. 17:40:57 Red Riot: :3 17:41:20 -Buck-: Red, I poured my heart and soul into this song for you ;~; 17:41:22 Teral: Yeah sure I can't die so. 17:41:30 Red Riot: Im still weeping buck 17:41:42 Teral walks over to the doberman. 17:41:44 -Buck-: Tears of love? :3c 17:41:46 Red Riot: :,3 17:42:02 Red Riot: tears from the c-4 17:42:07 Red Riot: and also love yes 17:42:08 -Buck- uses his Mandolin skills on the Ottery maiden~ 17:42:19 DarkDobie: sighs pulling out some razor wire looking at teral yes? 17:42:31 Red Riot: YEAH BOIII 17:42:50 Nico Kialalai runs up to Teral's golden eggs and STEALS THEM for Red. 17:42:59 Red Riot: wait wait we got a fight 17:43:06 Teral takes out a machete and shotgun. :| 17:43:18 Red Riot: takes out a wizards robe and hat 17:43:18 Teral pew pew pew pew 17:43:57 DarkDobie: pulls out a desert eagle keeping a hold of my razor wire treating it almost like a whip 17:44:08 Red Riot: badaaaaassssss 17:44:28 Teral time out smoke break 17:44:36 -Buck-: Wouldn't the razor whire cut your hand? 17:44:53 Red Riot: shut up buck you're a jester. Teral, box his ass 17:45:10 -Buck- is only a jester ._. 17:45:12 Red Riot: Nico, check the eggs? Are they fo real? 17:45:21 Nico Kialalai: Hell no. 17:45:36 Nico Kialalai: Look -scratches off gold leaf- 17:45:36 Red Riot: >:| 17:45:42 Teral puffs blunt and hops/bounces, and punch. 17:45:47 Nico Kialalai: Told you he was a gypsy. 17:45:58 Red Riot: it's okay he's high 17:46:04 Nico Kialalai: See, look at that gypsy fighting skill. 17:46:11 Red Riot: and fighting darkdobie 17:46:16 Teral: I already one. 17:46:18 Teral: won. 17:46:20 Red Riot: go teral! 17:46:26 Teral: 17:43:18](>) **Teral pew pew pew pew 17:46:32 Red Riot: okay so I will buy your eggs 17:46:33 Teral: shotguns bitch 17:46:47 Red Riot: at half price because they're not genuine >:\ 17:46:54 Nico Kialalai: I stole them already :| 17:46:57 Nico Kialalai: Why pay? 17:47:01 Teral fights Nico. 17:47:01 DarkDobie: looks at teral then my body hmmm im not bleeding 17:47:07 Teral takes back eggs. 17:47:12 Nico Kialalai fisticuffs. 17:47:26 Teral resells to Red for 45% off. 17:47:34 Red Riot: nice 17:47:43 Nico Kialalai: Whatev, Red has all the money in the land anyway. 17:47:46 Teral counts bills and puffs B) 17:48:01 Teral OG kangaroo. 17:48:05 Red Riot: takes a toke or two Buck? 17:48:16 DarkDobie: c-4s everyone but me and the chimera and blows you all to hell 17:48:27 -Buck- is busy trying to not be a lowly jester .. 17:48:32 Red Riot: Buck. Do you know how to play any Hendrix on that thing? Let's go home guys. 17:48:35 Teral is high so = indestructible. 17:48:42 -Buck-: No 17:48:50 Red Riot: Clapton? 17:48:59 -Buck-: Yes actually 17:48:59 DarkDobie: throws teral into hell myself 17:49:04 Red Riot: WOW 17:49:09 Red Riot: DID YOU ALL SEE THAT 17:49:17 -Buck-: Okay, DarkDobie needs to chill 17:49:19 Red Riot: Clapton would be great for this moment 17:49:23 Teral smokes with satan 17:49:27 -Buck-: Because this is some incredibly stupid everything 17:49:29 Teral back from hell. 17:49:44 Teral puts Dobie on butthurt island. 17:49:47 Nico Kialalai: Lucifurr 17:49:52 Nico Kialalai: Furry Satan 17:50:00 Teral: lmao 17:51:04 Teral: pizza making time B) 17:51:26 Red Riot: arrives back at the castle with Teral, Nico and Buck and cooks eggs the end <3