And We're Pregnant to the Max

Story by Gideon Kalve Jarvis on SoFurry

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And We're Pregnant to the Max

An Animaniacs Fanfiction

By Gideon Kalve Jarvis

Commissioned by JadeStyx

It was Doctor Scratchnsniff's day off, and Hello Nurse had run herself ragged with the many needs of the toon population of Warner Brothers Studios. Scratchnsniff was one of the few medical professionals who was willing to deal with toons on a regular basis, and Hello Nurse had profited greatly from the association with the respected studio shrink and occasional general practitioner. She'd gotten her third Master's degree, in Psychology, with a dissertation on human-toon interactions and bonding.

Today, however, had been especially trying. She'd been called on to prescribe birth control for all of Babs Bunny's younger sisters as they hit puberty, to take semen samples from Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, and Sylvester Cat, just in case the studio needed to clone them in case of emergency (that being far easier, and more legal, than cloning humans or even animals), had to talk the Warner Brothers and their sister Dot through their true feelings for each other. It being spring, the toon rabbit girls had been quite eager to help with the semen collection, which ended with three of them losing their virginities right in the office, and the rest being taken home in Bugs' stretch limo for additional playtime, eager to test out their new birth control to the fullest. As for the Warners, the session had rapidly devolved into a heated and incestuous threesome right there on the floor of the office, while Hello Nurse had simply sat by, watching in bemusement. There wasn't much else she could do, after all.

Sighing to herself, Hello Nurse admitted as she looked down the day's schedule to the last appointment that it had been a very trying day. She was, after all, an attractive and healthy young woman as well as a nurse. But she had a professional demeanor to maintain, something that she often found difficult - sometimes close to impossible - because of her generously-endowed body. Hello Nurse was a living sex object, and she had had this made abundantly clear to her by the constant repetitions of "Helooooo Nurse!" from the perpetually randy Warner Brothers. This painfully obvious fact was also the reason that she never took any of her patients up on their offers. After all, if she once gave in, she would lose her professionalism completely. But today had been too much. After being surrounded by so much sex all day long, a deep, unscratchable itch had settled deep in Hello Nurse's belly, just a little bit above her rather moist sex, thankfully hidden from view by skirt and panties. There was just one more appointment, a simple OBGYN checkup, and then the day would be over, and Hello Nurse could retreat to her home, there to find some relief in her best friend, her vibrating dildo.

Opening the door to the office, Hello Nurse leaned her head out and called "Next, please," into the waiting room in as polite a tone as she could. Before she pulled her head back inside, however, she noticed who it was that was sitting there, and her heart sank: it was Minerva Mink, with Wilford Wolf sitting next to her.

Minerva and Wilford had been an item ever since they met, but they had only really been mutually interested in each other (Wilford's interest remained constant, of course) during nights of the full moon. That had changed about three full moons ago, however, when Doctor Scratchnsniff, wanting to try out an experiment that might help the relationship of the moonstruck pair, had given Wilford a necklace with a moon rock backing, and a moonstone front, set in silver. Oddly enough, whatever influence the moon had to turn the nerdy wolf into a hunky, Chippendale-esque werewolf did indeed turn out to be carried by the necklace as well. Henceforth, Wilford was seldom seen without the silver chain with its moongem fittings resting against his broad, bare, blue-furred chest.

Minerva Mink, of course, was a toon with some of the most raw sexual appeal to be found anywhere. Only a very few other toons could match her in this regard. She exuded sexuality with each little movement, each sway of her sultry hips. Now that she was showing her pregnancy from her frequent couplings with Wilford, one of the most talked-about romances in every toon gossip rag, she seemed to have grown even more sexy, rather than less, her somewhat plump belly and full breasts carried very well on her sleek, slender body.

Hello Nurse was a confirmed bisexual, or perhaps an omnisexual, or she had been before she'd gotten serious about her profession and advancing her career as a nurse to the cartoon stars. That had been years back, when she'd had her last sexual experiences as a confirmed and now reformed party girl, however, and she hadn't been laid since. As Minerva Mink stepped into the office on dainty toetips, her flowing blonde tail swishing behind her sensually as she shut the door with a light touch of her fingertips, this harsh reality of her unfulfilled needs sank deep into Hello Nurse's mind, her sex growing even more wet as she pressed her legs together, hoping that the white-furred mink wouldn't notice. The sleek femmetoon was wearing only a tight tank top that showed off her plump little belly to its best advantage, and a pair of jeans shorts that clung to her body like they were painted on, the top button undone to give her belly some relief of tension, while still showing off the hot curves of her perfect buns, and even a glimpse of her trimmed blonde bush.

"Just climb up and sit on the table please, Miss Mink," Hello Nurse asked politely, keeping her tone pleasant but businesslike, "and take off your shirt and shorts, if you please, before you do."

"Oh, of course, Miss Nurse," said the mink with a knowing smile, and somehow Hello Nurse's resolve began to fail her as she looked into those seductive, heavy-lidded eyes. Did Minerva know? Could she smell Hello Nurse's arousal with her animal senses? The shapely human woman didn't know, and couldn't guess, but she also couldn't tear her eyes away as Minerva lifted her shirt with deliberate slowness, letting her milk-heavy breasts drop free with a bounce before she casually tossed the tank top aside, like a stripped discarding her clothes on stage. The shorts followed, with Minerva turning a slow, sensual circle, her tail arching around her, accentuating each motion while the shorts slid down her trim, perfectly formed bottom and legs, to finally be whisked aside by a casual flick of her toes. The mink then stepped up onto the padded table, using the step at the foot of the table to get up more easily, seeming to deliberately arch her tail and bend forward as she did so, letting Hello Nurse see everything that the toon woman had to offer.

"So, am I healthy, Miss Nurse?" asked Minerva, leaning back on her hands, arching her back to thrust her full breasts out invitingly, each plump mound capped with a wide, perfectly pink nipple that stood at full, aroused erection. "Do I meet all the requirements of a woman in my condition?"

This last was followed by Minerva unfolding her legs, spreading them far apart, all the better to let Hello Nurse see everything the stunningly sexy and smoking hot mink had to offer.

"I...I'll have to do an examination first," Hello Nurse admitted, her face flushed, her breathing fast, her heart pounding in her ears as she turned away to pick up some of her medical equipment. "Please spread your legs a little wider for me, Miss Mink, so I can do the exam."

"Whatever you say, Miss Nurse," Minerva agreed with a wicked, toothy grin on her short, dainty muzzle, spreading her legs so far apart, she was almost doing a full split. "It this wide enough?" she asked teasingly, wiggling her hips as she presented her white-furred labia, slightly tinged with aroused pink, a heart-shaped patch of neatly-trimmed blonde pubic fur just above this tempting sight. "I can spread even wider if you'd like, even with babies on the way." She patted her stomach affectionately. "Dern kids are sometimes as vigorous as their father."

"I'm...sure," said Hello Nurse, her cheeks turning beet red at the mental image that conjured up. She pulled on a latex glove with a snap, and gently stroked Minerva's inner thigh with both her hands, before she lightly teased her fingers over Minerva's swollen lower lips, eliciting a soft hiss of pleasure from the mink. With a gentle push, she slid her fingers into Minerva's quim, holding her breath despite herself as she carefully explored the toon woman's inner walls, forcing herself to remain professional. She then slid the metal calipers into place, spreading the mink's pussy even more widely, letting her look inside to ensure that all was as it should be.

"Things look all right to me," Hello Nurse finally said, letting Minerva's pussy close once more, the mink shivering all over, her toes arching as she settled back onto the bed. "Now let's make sure your breasts are all right."

Minerva arched her back, smiling eagerly as Hello Nurse reached out, and began to gently heft each full, plump breast, before her fingers lightly squeezed each swollen nipple, tugging them slightly to encourage the flow of milk. They quickly leaked little droplets of mink milk at the human woman's gentle palpations, but seemed otherwise perfectly normal. Surreptitiously, Hello Nurse let her finger brush against her lips, tasting the sweet minkmilk. She just couldn't help herself.

"Well, it seems that you're perfectly healthy, as are the little ones," said Hellow Nurse, pulling off the glove and smiling at Minerva. "I'd have to do a more in-depth examination to be sure, of course, but I don't think that will be necessary, as long as you feel all right. Maybe later in the pregnancy."

"But what if I want some special attention right now, Miss Nurse?" asked Minerva, suddenly reaching out to grip Hello Nurse's waist in a grip that was surprisingly strong. Unable to resist the strength of the other woman, Hello Nurse found herself pulled forward, her heavy breasts squeezing against Minerva's, even as the mink's legs wrapped around the human's hips.

"I...this isn't proper!" said Hello Nurse, gulping nervously at the lusty glint in the other woman's eyes. "It's just not professional to get involved wimmm!"

Her words were muffled by Minerva's lips meeting her own, and within moments Hello Nurse's eyes rolled back into her head as she felt Minerva's hands stroking through her long blonde curls. Those same hands then slid around to Hello Nurse's front, and before she could think about resisting, quickly tore her shirt open, sending buttons flying. Hello Nurse broke the kiss with a startled cry at this act of aggression, only to find herself pulled forward, and then laid out on her back on the bed as Minerva climbed on top of her.

"I'm your last appointment today, aren't I?" Minerva asked, grinning wide enough to show off her sharp carnivore's teeth as Hello Nurse nodded silently. "Then, since we're done, that means that you're off duty, doesn't it?" Hello Nurse just nodded again, biting her lower lip as Minerva's deft hands unclasped the human's bra, letting her heavy breasts bounce freely before the other woman's hands stroked over them, caressing them tenderly. "Touch my breasts again," Minerva told Hello Nurse, her voice husky with desire. "But this time, don't be so professional."

Hello Nurse's hands rose almost of her own will, stroking the undersides of those lovely, white-furred breasts, feeling how soft they felt in her hands, and how firm when she squeezed them. Minerva moaned deeply as Hello Nurse began to handle her breasts properly, fingertips stroking upward, gently closing on swollen, needy nipples, causing beads of milk to form. The human woman couldn't resist the temptation any more now than she could before, and bent to flick her tongue over those swollen nipple tips, tasting the sweet minkmilk. She lifted her hips as she felt Minerva's hands stroke down her back, shuddering at the sound of her skirt's zipper being undone. A moment later she shivered again at the brief shock of chill from the office around them as the mink stripped skirt and panties right off of Hello Nurse's legs, tossing them to the floor without a care. This shiver was almost immediately replaced by a gasp as Minerva's thigh squeezed up between her thighs, grinding against Hello Nurse's leaking sex, making the human woman cry out loudly in passion, only to muffle her cry as she wrapped her sweet, full lips around one of Minerva's nipples, suckling eagerly on the swollen, leaking teat.

Minerva didn't give Hello Nurse long to enjoy her tasty treat, however, as she shifted her legs, pressing her heavily soaked mustelid cunny directly against the human woman's, squeezing her sex against Hello Nurse's until their clitties were rubbing directly against each other. Hello Nurse cried out, her back arching, hips jerking uncontrollably, as Minerva started to hump her pussy against the human's, their blonde-furred quims making a host of lewd, wet sounds at their frantic, desperate tribadism. Looking over with heavy-lidded eyes, her breath coming in harsh gasps, Hello Nurse watched Minerva mauling her own milk-swollen breasts with her hands, her eyes squeezed tightly shut as she fiercely pinched her nipples between the sharp claws at the tips of her fingers. Taking this as a cue, Hello Nurse cupped her own full, generous breasts, moaning loudly as she found out just how sensitive she really was - even more sensitive than when she masturbated - the lightest touch to her nipples making her body shudder in waves of pleasure. It was glorious! Her head rocking back at the rush of sensation, Hello Nurse gave herself up to her first of what she knew would be a great many orgasms, the sound of Minerva's joyous squealing in her own peaked pleasures just adding to her own.

It was too easy for Hello Nurse to lose track of time. It felt so good! Her legs looped with Minerva's, soft skin rubbing against softer fur, Hello Nurse energetically ground herself against the toon mink until she had no energy left to give. Flopping back against the table at last, she panted, breathless, her bounteous breasts heaving, her whole body flushed in orgasm after orgasm. But Minerva wasn't having any of that! Unlike a human, a mink's sexual endurance didn't run out nearly so fast. The first hour of sex was just foreplay!

With a startled 'eep!' of surprise, Hello Nurse jerked slightly as Minerva Mink crawled on top of her, pinning the human woman's wrists to the table as she deliberately worked her swollen nipples against Hello Nurse's, squeezing their breasts firmly together. Then the lithe, plump-bellied mink slid down a bit further, her hands gripping Hello Nurse's breasts, before she bent and closed her teeth over one swollen teat, making the human moan deeply in pleasure at this savage sign of dominance, the moan drawing out for a long time as Minerva then began to roughly suckle on the plump, strawberry nipple. Pregnant as she was, her plump belly rubbed firmly against Hello Nurse's cunny as Minerva rose to her knees, and then broke contact as she turned around. The mink's flowing, beautiful blonde tail curled under Hello Nurse's head, making a soft pillow, before the lusty mustelid straddled Hello Nurse's face, and sat herself down right on top of the other woman's mouth. With her blue eyes wide open, Hello Nurse could just barely see around Minerva's shapely booty as the mink plunged her own mouth down onto Hello Nurse's neatly-trimmed cunny, and began to slowly run her astonishingly long tongue over the human's achingly erect clitoris. This was too much, and Hello Nurse's whole body gave a spasmodic jerk into the air, a spurt of her sweet juices arching out onto the table. Giving into the sensations, Hello Nurse buried her own mouth against Minerva's muff, working her lips and tongue into the juicy sex of the other woman with lusty gusto.

So caught up was Hello Nurse in this time of passion that she almost missed the sound of the office door opening. Almost. Actually, she would probably have missed it completely, if Minerva hadn't suddenly stopped eating her out in order to sit up and look at the intruder into their fun, still gripping Hello Nurse's thighs tightly, preventing the human woman from closing them, leaving her painfully exposed to whoever this newcomer might be. Tilting her head as best as she could, Hello Nurse realized just how thoroughly she was trapped under the mink's pregnant body, and just how strong Minerva really was. She couldn't even speak with her mouth full of mink muff!

"I can't take you anywhere, silly mink, without you getting into trouble," said the sweetly masculine voice of Wilford Wolf, standing there as he shut the door with his large footpaw, folding his arms and shaking his head like a parent chiding a wayward child. The grin on his face belied his words, however, and it was obvious that the handsome, barechested werewolf was very pleased with what he was seeing.

With muffled sounds coming from her mouth as she tried to explain herself, tried to say anything at all, Hello Nurse struggled half-heartedly against Minerva's grip, doing her best to regain some sort of modesty or anything that could regain her professional demeanor. But it was all in vain, and Hello Nurse couldn't help but realize how intensely turned on she was by the thought of being held so helplessly, completely at the mercy of these two animals as they had their way with her. Wilford must think that she was such a slut! If only she could say something - anything - to somehow calm this situation down. If only she actually wanted to really try.

"I was just getting her warmed up for you, honey," Minerva said back with a girlish giggle, before bending down to nibble teasingly on Hello Nurse's painfully swollen clitoris, making the human nurse squeal, her legs thrashing against the mink's grip as she shuddered in another orgasm. "See? And she's even in heat." The naughty mink giggled again. "Nothing like having company when you're pregnant, after all, and her oven's all hot and ready to have a bun popped into it."

"Humans don't go into heat, darling," said Wilford with that same casually seductive tone that he always had, as though nothing were out of the ordinary with this situation. Hello Nurse's eyes grew huge, however, as she saw him unbutton his pants, and then peel them down his body, kicking them aside before he stepped towards the padded table. He was huge! The heavy length of smooth pink wolfcock extending from his sheath was a work of art, the perfect size for his powerful, masculine body; the perfect size to fill up any needy, slutty female like herself. Just looking at it made Hello Nurse whimper, almost swooning. And when he pressed his muzzle up against her aching sex, snuffling her with hot breath, her eyes rolled back into her head, her whole world blanking out for a few minutes with the raw intensity of sensation that blasted over her. "Mmm, though in Miss Nurse's case, I think this might be an exception."

"Told you," laughed Minerva, before her head lowered as well, and Hello Nurse's whole world began to reel as two tongues, one small and agile, the other massive and deliciously smooth, began to ravish her needy little slit. Wilford even grabbed her inner thighs for leverage as he arched his tongue upward, into her, and then drove himself deep, deep inside of her, until Hello Nurse was sure he was trying to French kiss her from the other end. Meanwhile, Minerva's tongue began to lash upward, over Hello Nurse's belly, and then up to her breasts, before the mink began to bite and erotically gnaw on the human woman's nipples, making Hello Nurse scream straight up into the mink's cunny as her eyes rolled back into her head, the raw dominance of the two toon animals more than she was able to endure.

As the pair of bestial tongues withdrew, Hello Nurse was gasping for breath, her prior screams of orgasm having been muffled against Minerva's cunny, apparently driving the other woman to her own series of orgasms, orgasms Hello Nurse had been too distracted to even notice except in an abstract, distant fashion. She tilted her head slightly, just barely able to lift her head from the padded table, too exhausted to do much else, as she watched Wilford's perfect abs rise up, his beautiful bare penis resting along the length of her feminine slit. He thrust forward, nice and slow, the underside of his cock grinding against her clitoris, until his heavy, swollen balls bumped against her aching cunny, the soft fur getting soaked by Hello Nurse's need. He drew back, and again he thrust forward, until Hello Nurse had to shove her tongue up into Minerva's pussy just to keep from screaming again and perhaps even passing out. Then, on the third withdrawal, Wilford gripped the base of his cock, and then set it into place just a little lower...and then plunged straight and true right into Hello Nurse's desperately needy depths!

"Oh yeah!" crowed Minerva as Wilford bent down, closing his muzzle lovingly on the mink's swollen breast, tugging on its perky teat with his firm lips, all while she was grinding her cunny against Hello Nurse's jerking face, the human's legs thrashing on either side of the werewolf's thrusting hips. "Feel that big, bareback wolfcock, Nurse! No condoms, and no pulling out - you're getting knocked up with toon cum!"

Somehow, Hello Nurse knew that, if she had really, really wanted it, she could have stopped this, could have made the two animals let her go. But she didn't want it to stop. Caught up in the throes of her passion, even knowing that the sensitive noses of the two toons had marked her as deeply 'in season,' that if Wilford came in her, she was going to be pregnant for sure, Hello Nurse only bucked her hips in desperate passion, crying out in pleasure as Wilford's big, gentle hands grabbed her smooth bare bottom, lifting her up so that he was thrusting down into her at an angle, all the better to ensure that as much of his sperm stayed inside of her as possible. She wrapped her ankles around Wilford's tight buns, just underneath his wagging tail, and arched her tongue up into Minerva's cunny, licking up and down that gushing female gash with all the gusto she could muster.

Above the trembling, spasming, orgasming human woman, Minerva was eagerly grinding her cumming cunny against Hello Nurse's face, her eyes playing down over the slender woman's full, perfect breasts as Minerva mauled then beneath her hands, kneading them like a kitten at its mother's teats. The mink moaned, thrusting out her chest as Wilford continued to lathe his tongue over each of her bounteous, milk-swollen breasts, suckling on each leaking nipple with gentle pops of his lips.

For his part, Wilford was working his hips, his sleek-furred blue body bathed in the sweat of passion, his heavy shaft pistoning hard and fast in and out of Hello Nurse's blonde-furred snatch, which tried desperately to grip him, to keep him held in place, forcing him to tense his buns all the more to exert himself. The taste of his girlfriend's sweet milk was nectar on his tongue as he lovingly abused her beautiful breasts, his soulful eyes looking up into hers as he thoroughly worked both her and the woman she'd chosen to join her in pregnancy over with all the ability he possessed.

Then it hit, like the completion of a circuit. Suddenly Wilford couldn't hold back any more, the raw intensity of this primal coupling overloading his brain, sending a sharp jolt of pleasure straight up his spine to his brain. His head jerked back, muzzle parted wide, tongue lolling out as he gave a long whine, his balls bubbling over, and then their heavy load bursting forth, his cock tensing up before his cum began to gush inside of Hello Nurse, filling her to the brim and beyond. Hello Nurse felt this, her inner walls starting to spasm even hard, faster, the orgasm that hit her even more powerful than the ones that had been wracking her body almost since the start of Minerva Mink's efforts, her own head jerking up, face grinding against Minerva's bare cunny. That made the final part of the circuit complete as Minerva's head jerked back, and she screamed loudly to the ceiling, holding nothing back in that primal, savage cry of instinct-driven pleasure. Her cry was joined by the muffled squeals of Hello Nurse, and the primal howl of Wilford Wolf as they all came simultaneously.

Hello Nurse lay there for a long time as Minerva Mink rolled off of her, panting, her body flushed with afterglow. She was pregnant now, wasn't she? That thought just seemed to make her even more horny, even though she was almost too tired right then to move. But Minerva wasn't the mink recovering with astonishing speed. She wasn't the only one, for as Hello Nurse's eyes played over the pair of toons, she saw that Wilford was equally aroused, his cock standing proudly erect and ready for a second round. Hello Nurse tried to rise, but Minerva's hands pushed her back down, and then rolled her over, her legs dangling over the side of the examination table, her firm, shapely bottom thrust out on display. Minerva's hands gripped Hello Nurse's cheeks firmly, spreading them open as she grinned at Wilford, who was already taking a bottle of water-based lubricant down from a nearby shelf, applying a liberal dose to his pink shaft. Hello Nurse shivered as she felt him pour even more over her bum, his big hands and Minerva's smaller ones kneading her firm flesh until it glistened. A glance over to a nearby metal cabinet gave Hello Nurse a clear reflected view of that huge shaft as it touched her anus, and she jerked slightly at the searing heat of it. That was all she had time to do, unable to get out any of her misgivings in words, before Wilford thrust his hips forward, popping past her snug anal sphincter, making the human woman's body tense up at the penetration. He was so big!

Wilford wasn't a savage brute, however. He just looked like one. While Minerva was a feral beast in a cute package, Wilford took his time, moving his hips nice and slow, letting Hello Nurse get used to the feeling of that massive shaft spreading her tight tush open so very wide. As Minerva started to run her tongue over Hello Nurse's back, the human woman started to feel herself getting warm all over. And when Minerva hooked her fingers up into Hello Nurse's cunny, rasping her fingertips against the other woman's G-spot, Hello Nurse had screamed once more as her sensitive body gave in to yet another orgasm. Hypersensitive as he was after his own last orgasm, Wilford didn't last long as he felt Hello Nurse squeezing down on him so tightly, and grunted like the animal he was, flooding her rump with his cum. As he pulled back, panting, Minerva thrust her short, dainty muzzle up against Hello Nurse's backside, lapping eagerly at the anal creampie her boyfriend had gushed into Hello Nurse's bum, so much of it leaking down her smooth pink legs.

That had been three months ago. As she'd gotten to know the wolf and mink better, Hello Nurse found herself grateful that Wilford really was a very caring boyfriend. Cradling her heavy, swollen belly, Hello Nurse looked over at Minerva Mink, sitting on the other end of the couch, even more swollen than before. No more tight shorts for the naughty mink: she was finally wearing just her bare fur, at least around the house, or loose maternity dresses when she went out. Hello Nurse went with the nudity policy as well, and Wilford Wolf tended to agree with it, not really having any reason to hide his beautiful body, at least as long as he was wearing the moon rock necklace Doctor Scratchnsniff had given him.

Hello Nurse reached her hand over the back of the couch, touching Minerva's as they shared a look, and then looked at Wilford as he smiled, tail wagging, watching the movie in front of them. It was his turn to pick the movie, and he'd selected a real nerd flick, with lots of action and scantily-clad women. Hello Nurse and Minerva Mink were almost insulted, feeling that they should be more than women enough for him. But then, it was rather fun fantasizing about getting those hot chicks into bed, so in the end they didn't blame him.

Thoughts like that turned both women's eyes towards the unsuspecting male watching the television, and then back towards each other, their predatory grins mirroring each other. The pair leaned forward, kissing each other just a short distance above Wilford's bare sheath. At least they were polite enough to give him just enough room to see the screen. After all, they wouldn't like to think that they were distracting him, now would they?

Wilford did his best to keep his mind on the movie. I mean, it was his movie, after all, so he was supposed to be enjoying it. But then a soft, eager moan hit his ears, the scent of two aroused, eager females hitting his nose, and his eyes flicked down despite himself. He licked his chops as he watched Minerva's fingers finish stroking Hello Nurse's bared cunny, and then slip inside, making the human woman tense up, before she eagerly closed her mouth around Minerva's nipple and began to suckle wetly.

Giving up on the movie at last, Wilford bent his own head, taking Minerva's other teat into his muzzle, tugging on it with gentle skill. He didn't hold back his moan as he felt a pair of hands, furry and smooth, wrap around his hardening erection, starting to stroke him to full arousal.

Oh yeah, Wilford was in for a lot more than he could handle, and this was going to be one wild night. Not that he minded one bit.