My Awesome 4/20
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My Awesome 4/20
Written by: Alex Rose
The alarm clock sounded off at around 4:15 in the morning. I bet you're asking why on earth I would want to get up at 4:15 in the morning. Well obviously you don't know what day it is. It's freaking 4/20! First off let me introduce myself, my name is Max Young, and I'm the biggest stoner Dalmatian you'll ever meet! I eventually got my lazy ass out of bed, and reached over to my bong, The Creature, that was sitting on my dresser. I packed the bong to the brim the night before, I knew I would feel like shit the next morning I'll be drowsy as shit. I packed this mother fucker with some of the best medical weed known as Blue Dream Haze. My grandmother gets this stuff from a good buddy of hers. I guarantee that this shit will make you choke like a bitch. I glanced at the clock and it was 4:19. Man what a long wait, it seemed like forever for it to change, but it finally did. I saw 4:20 in big black letters on my clock. I clicked my lighter and raised it up and I said "This bowl goes to Bob Marley and those kids who started 4/20 so long ago." As those words left my lips I took the lighter and put it on the bowl. I inhaled so deeply, letting the smoke get into the bong. After about 10 seconds, I grabbed the bowl and took it out of the bong. I just watched a milky cloud of white just disappear as I sucked it all in. I took the bong away from my face and sat there holding the smoke in my lungs. After about 30 seconds I let out a ghosted cloud of faded smoke. After you ghost them, you don't really see the smoke anymore.
I layed back into my bed, enjoying one hell of a buzz that hit gave me. I sat there and thought about how I should spend my afternoon, besides smoking, that I can do. Oh yeah that's right I'm going to Perry's duh! These fur balls have a party every 4/20, it's like a holiday over there. Well nothing really much to gain by laying here. I got up and went over to the computer, and of course what website comes on? Facebook that's right. I don't know what it is about this site, but everybody always ends up on facebook some how. When the homepage popped up I saw that I had 20 friends online, all of them are stoners. To tell the truth it didn't even surprise me. I clicked close and I went on to Windows Media Player to play me some music. I made a playlist called the 420 playlist. I put all the songs that you would listen to on 420 onto this playlist. I clicked Strawberry Fields Forever and just started getting lost in the music.
I continued to listen to music till about 6:30, about 10 minutes before my bus comes. I got my book bag all together and all my stuff in my pockets. I picked up the bowl out of my dresser and took a hit before I got on the bus. I packed a little in here as well, I'm prepared damn it! After I exhaled the smoke cloud and head off down the stairs. As I walked down those steps, I could smell something in the air. I knew what those two were doing, I wasn't surprised actually. I walked in and greeted the two to happy 4/20. I said my good mornings and sat on the steps, waiting for the bus to finally show up. About 3 minutes later she finally came around the street. I grabbed my book bag and headed right out the door. I got on the bus and found a seat next to my good buddy Cliff Blades, who is just as big of a stoner as I am. We're like the best stoner buds out there.
He looked over at me and asked "Dude are you baked?" a smile formed his face, but yet I can see red in his eyes too. "Maybe...but you're just as baked as I am don't you lie to me! I can see them red eyes." "No I'm not, I'm even more baked than that." He said with a laugh.
After we were done talking I put on my earphones and listened to some more Beatles. We arrived at the school about 10 minutes afterwards. We pulled up to this run down of a school, they never took care of it when it used to be the Alternate school, but oh well I'm here to learn, not to be amazed. I got off the bus and headed into the building. As I walked by, I counted every stoner I came in contact with who was fried out of their minds. I counted maybe 20 just on the way to the cafeteria. I couldn't believe how many people celebrate this holiday, defiantly a shitton more than last year that's for sure. I took my spot at our table and started having normal conversations like everyday, but pot was our main discussion this morning.
The bell rang shortly afterwards and we head to class. I'm not going to talk about my day at school because it was the same as everyday, just high as fuck. The day past by abnormally fast, before I knew it, it was almost lunch time. Me and four other students sat in our Acting class 3rd period discussing blocking on stage. Our teacher Mr. Collen is one of the coolest teachers at this school, he would allow us to cuss and talk constantly about weed. I glanced over at the clock and it was like one minute till the bell rang for lunch. It was probably one of the longest minutes ever, isn't always? After the long wait the bell finally rang, we all stood up and walked out the door. Everyone was piling out of their classes due to our school only being one hallway. As I was walking and talking to my friend Chihaku, my other stoner friend who is the most beautiful light blue fox I've ever seen! He and I are secretly dating behind everyone's backs. Then I turned around and noticed I didn't have my book bag!
"Damnit! I forgot my book bag! Save me a spot at our table will ya?" I asked Chi. "Sure thing man, I'll make sure that loser doesn't sit with us today." "Alrighty I'll be back!" I shouted as I took off to my class.
I got to the classroom and picked up my book bag that was lying on the floor next to my desk, strangely the teacher wasn't here so I just picked it up and left. I walked outside and I noticed that the teacher's lounge was open and there wasn't anyone near me. So I had this brilliant idea of sneaking into the teacher's lounge and get a can drink, since the soda machines they provide us here are all diet, and I fucking hate diet drinks. I peered into the door and luckily there wasn't anyone there. I looked around the hallway and there wasn't a single person in sight. "Perfect" I said to myself as I stepped into the teacher's lounge. I got me a Sun Drop from the machine, which was only 60 cents whereas the diet drinks are a dollar, cheap bastards.
I grabbed my Sun Drop and I turned around. My eyes widen as I gazed upon a device. There was and eye scanner on the wall opposite of the drink machine. I stared in amazement and curiosity at this biometric device just so happening to be in the teacher's lounge. Why the hell do they have it here? What are they hiding? I layed my hand on the device and it started up. The machine started scanning my eye, I couldn't stop it I just stood there frozen as the machine scanned my eye. After it was done I saw a picture of Mr. Collen on the panel and an automated voice saying "Access Granted" apparently the thing thinks I'm my acting teacher. The wall started to separate, just like something out of a sci-fi movie. A bright light coming from inside the wall made me cover my eyes. The light was too much for these puppy eyes to take. After the glow started to die down I peered inside and my jaw dropped to the floor. I stood there with the most stupid, dumbfounded look on my face and drooling over all my clothes. I was starring at mountains and mountains of weed as far as my eyes could see. The mountains were just buds soaring high to the ceiling. Without further ado I ran and dived into the first mountain I came in contact with. My nose was filled with the most amazing skunky smell that I've ever had in my time. I rolled around and threw some up in the air; I was the happiest dog in the world. Then I started to grab every bud I could see. I stuffed it all into my pockets, tucked my shirt in and filled up my shirt, and poured a ton of it into my book bag. Let me tell you this, if the police were to catch me then I would serve life.
As I grabbed the last bud and placed it into my book bag, I zipped it up and got up off the mountain. I started toward the door, when I heard giggling out in the lounge, it was Ms. Jan and Mrs. Strickland! I ran for the mountain and dived into it one last time. I moved the buds out of my eyes so I can see what was going on. I saw the two teachers walk into the bud room with a six-foot bong in their hands. I starred in amazement as the teachers started grabbing buds and sticking it into the bowl. I literally watched them smoke probably 4 bong packs of this skunky weed. They started laughing a whole bunch and walked out of the lounge. I made my way out of the mountain of bud and shook off all the little pieces off me. I started off to the cafeteria alone. I reached into my book bag and got out a can of Axe to cover up some of the smell. I got to the cafeteria and sat down with my friends, and I told them everything! Some of them didn't believe me, until I showed them what I had in the bag. Haha they were shocked as hell!
After lunch we went back to acting for thirty more minutes until the bell rang for 4th. My next class is P.E. Oh how I hate it! Not because it's gym, but the coach. He is so uneducated on pot it's kind of sad. He said that he'd rather us smoke a thousand cigarettes then to smoke one measly joint. He knows all about 4/20 so he was on the lookout for people who were high, he'd already sent out like 5 people because they were tripping way too much. I was trying my hardest to keep off his radar, but he'd always come over to me to "check" on how I was doing. I nearly got caught too because I was talking up a real conversation and he came waltzing by eavesdropping like a bitch. The moment that we'd all been waiting for, the end of the day bell! Right before I left the gym I shouted out to the coach "I'm so fucking baked Coach!" He gave me such and evil glare and started walking towards me, but I slipped out and headed on to the bus. To my luck the busses pulled out right as he got to the bus parking lot. We left before he could get on to the bus. I slumped back into my seat and talked to my buddy Cliff.
"Yo Max, I'm going to Perry's later, you coming?" I sat up and said "Yeah I was planning on going!" "Hell yeah! We're going to have soo much fun!" he said with excitement. "I know! Oh man I'm going to leave my house around 4:30 so I'll be there around 4:40, how about you what time are you getting there" I asked. "Probably around four, I want to get there early.
The bus reached my house and I got off the bus. I walked into my house to find my annoying ass brother home watching TV. I put my book bag down in the living room and went upstairs. When I got to my room I switched out of my dress code clothes and into my Jimi Hendrix shirt and jeans. "Man tonight going to be amazing!" I grabbed my bong and wrapped it up in little Wal-Mart bags. I also grabbed my quarter and a huge doobie. I put the quarter inside my pocket and placed the joint behind my ear, concealing it through my long hair. I was ready! I went downstairs and saw mom sitting at the dining room table, she was reading a high times magazine, typical mom. I told her I was off to Perry's and that I'll be back tomorrow. She handed me the keys and I went down to the car.
As I got into my car I took my CD and placed it into the CD player, then I turned on the engine. The CD loaded up and played a bunch of songs from my 420 playlist. I pulled out of the driveway and drove away to Perry's house, luckily he only lives up there by Taco Bell so it'll only be a 3 minute drive. I arrived at the little house in short time. I turned off the car and headed on inside to the house of a million cats, literally they have a bazillion cats! When I got inside there was so many people oh my gosh it was packed! There were quarters of weed everywhere, all of there pipes were out, so was there bongs and hookahs, every single one of them were packed to the brim with weed. I was greeted with a bowl in my hands. I took a hit and nearly choked on it.
"Holy shit dude this is some strong stuff!" I shouted. "Yeah this shit'll get you fucked up mayne." Stoner Dave said. I made my way over to the table with all of the stuff on the table, it was like I was in heaven! All afternoon we smoked the shit out of the weed, bowl after bowl, joint after blunt it was crazy! Dude after we were done, I probably had about 15 bowls. I didn't even know what universe I was in! Literally! We played some video games and messed around on the guitar, not really much to do but hang out and smoke at this house. I was sitting with my two friends Chihaku and Cliff on the couch just talking up some random high conversation about random shit that I never would of thought of sober. I looked over at Chi and asked him "Say you want to get out of here and go play some acoustic guitar in the back?" "Sure!" He said excitingly. "You can come to if ya want Cliff." I said turning to Cliff. "Nah man I can't even fucking move! Go on without me." A smile formed on my face as Cliff said those words. I looked over at Chi with a devilish grin on my face, and he flashed one right back at me. What I like about get high at Perry's, is that everyone is too fucking stoned to realize they have a couple of queers amongst them who goes into the bedroom in the back and get it on.
Well we got up and headed into the back in Perry's room and closed the door. I pushed the lock down and turned around to notice Chi had already climbed into the bed. I slipped my shoes off and jumped right on the bed along side him. I swooped down and smooched the innocent fox on the lips, catching him by surprise. I kissed the foxi with all the passion I had built up. My paw found its way down to his chest and started to move all around his soft white furred belly. I felt Chihaku's paw go down on my jeans, rubbing so firmly on my crotch as I caressed his luscious chest. He then moved on to unzipping my jeans and sticking his paw straight down into my undies. I shivered as I felt the somewhat cold paw rub against my sheath. I took my hand off of his chest and grabbed my waist line on both my jeans and underwear and pulled them down, still not breaking the kiss. I could feel his paw stroking my rock hard cock as I layed there kissing him. He broke our long kiss and started kissing my chest, and eventually made his way down to my crotch. His tongue wrapped around my knot and slowly made his way up to the tip. He then opened his mouth wide and lowered himself down on my throbbing cock. I let out a loud sigh as I felt his warm mouth wrap around my cock, it was almost overwhelming. I placed my paw on top of his head, stroking his soft light blue hair as he continued to suck. I noticed he started getting a little faster than before, his rhythmic patterns speeding up to almost where I couldn't contain myself.
I place my paw on top of his forehead "I'd hate to stop you there babe, but I had something else on my mind, I would love for you to continue because I know you love it so much, but if you continue any longer than I wouldn't be able to control myself." I reached around and gave his butt cheek a little squeeze. He immediately knew what I had in mind. He got up off his knees and turned around to show me his beautiful tailhole.
"Oh yeah, now this is a sight I missed" I said rubbing and squeezing that bubble butt. I leaned forward and started to rim that pink hole of his. I heard Chi let out a soft moan as I gave him a good slurp. I just love giving a rim job to Chi, not only does he love it, but it just over excites me! I continued to eat out the innocent fox until he was good and wet. Chi was already on all fours, ready to have his doggie's meat up inside him again. I placed my throbbing cock right at the entrance of his tailhole.
"Are you ready babe?" I asked the pleading fox.
"Yes I am, give it to me now!" The fox pleaded with a ton of enthusiasm.
"Alrighty then!" As those words left my lips I pushed with all my might into Chi's tight tailhole. My saliva proved useful surprisingly, my cock went right up in his ass. I couldn't help but shudder as I felt the warm insides of my little foxi. He was also enjoying it, I can hear him moan with pleasure after I shoved in all 6 ½ inches of my doggie cock inside of him. Then I started to pound that ass of his. I went off like a starving cub when he eats a full course meal, only except I'm derived of yiff and this is my meal hehe. After each thrust I couldn't help but breath heavy, for the feeling of Chi's soft insides was just beyond belief. I could hear Chi panting and moaning after I thrust my cock deep in his tailhole, I swear I can hear him say "More! Mmph...Gimmie more!" I did just that and started picking up the pace. I reached around his waist and started to stroke his hard cock that was leaking pre cum everywhere on the bed. Then I started to lose control and gained more speed. Chi was moaning much louder than before, especially after I started to speeding up my strokes.
"Oh hun! I'm so close! I can let off any minute now!" Chi exclaimed.
"Same here, I think I'm going to lose it!" I shouted.
I started pounding away ferociously, losing control of all my senses while doing so. Chi had his head raised up to the ceiling, panting like as if he just ran a few miles. Then out of no where we both shouted at the same time "I'm coming!" Chi shot his load all over the bed and on my paw, as he came however his muscles in his tailhole tightened up. Without second thought I knotted the exhausted fox and let out a loud moan as I felt my load shoot straight up in his ass. I stared up at the ceiling as I continued to pour out my seed all in my foxi's tailhole. We both collapsed on the bed in exhaustion.
"I love you my foxi boi." I said, kissing him on the muzzle.
"I love you too hun." Chi said as he closed his eyes.
We layed there for a good 20 minutes until my knot had finally shrunk down into my sheath once again. We got out of the bed and put our clothes back on and got back on the bed to cuddle and watch some TV. We didn't really pay much attention to the TV though, we were too busy just laying there and cuddling each other. I never wanted this moment to end, I felt so alive at this point of the day. Not only did I had sex, I had amazing high sex! That tops everything in my book.
We eventually thought it would be weird if we stayed here longer, the other guys would notice that we have been gone for a long time. So we got our lazy tails up and headed back into the living room. Everything was just the way it was when we left, they were still paying attention to two of the guys playing call of duty. Somewhere in Bishop's room, Perry's younger brother, some of the guys were in there listening to some Pink Floyd. You know those guys are on the trip of their lives.
The clock struck 10 and I had to be home, since it was a school night. I said my goodbyes to everyone and kissed Chihaku outside when everyone left. Luckily I can still drive, the high kind of warn off, but I can still feel it good. I put my keys in the ignition and drove away. As I was on the road a heard a siren, I looked back and there was a cop right on my ass. "FUUUCCCKKK" I grunted as I pulled to the side of the road. The cop approached my car with ease. When he got to my door, I rolled down the window, reminding myself to act cool. "Good evening officer, what seems to be the problem?" I asked politely. "You were kind of swerving back there, are you drunk?" He asked with suspicion. I simply replied "No officer I'm not drunk, I'm too young to drink." With the cop believing me he asked another question that through me off guard. "I can smell pot on you, are you high?" My face turned red right as he said that and I replied with a no. "I know your lying to me boy." I slumped back into my seat and waited for the arrest to happen, but something happened that I didn't quite expect to ever happen to me in a million years. "Look" the officer said "if you give me a hit of your stuff, I'll let you go." With a wide eyed expression on my face I reached down for my bowl, which was still packed from earlier and gave it to the cop. He took the biggest hit I'd ever see anyone in my whole life take. After he was done he handed it back to me and said "Drive safe." He handed me my license and drove away. "Ok...what the fuck?" I got back on the road and kept wondering if I just imagined that or did it really happen?
I arrived back home and told my mom the whole story, she asked if it was Murphy, and she started naming off every likeness that cop had. Apparently she was stopped to by the same officer and she got away with it too. I took my leave and went upstairs to my bed. I layed there thinking that today was defiantly the most awesome 4/20 I had ever had in my life. I turned off the light and went right to sleep.