Forever Legendary EXTRA CHAPTER 2 - The Gallade Finds A Girl
#7 of Forever Legendary
"I-It cannot be!" the Gallade stammers, "Who are these three beauties, firmly placed in front of me?" "Uh... We're Team Charm...?" Gardevoir says with a worried look, "Are you OK...?" "CHARMED!" the Gallade replies quickly as he started spinning around, "Such curves! Unmatched elegance! It is as if I am looking into a mirror, only that it's a female version of me!"
"Man, you're weird!" Medicham shouts at him, "She IS a female version of you!" "Oh my, what is this!?" the Gallade spins around to face Medicham, "So bold! So brave! Your body aches with stress, crying out for a real man!"
"A real man?" Lopunny scoffs sarcastically, "Yeah, a real man. Sadly, there doesn't seem to be any of those around..." "A-Amazing! Better than I had expected!" the Gallade yells as he looks over Lopunny, mostly ignoring her words, "A personification of lust, one that positively shines of feistiness!"
"Um... This is not..." Gardevoir starts, but stops herself as the Gallade starts talking again. "But... There are three of them!" he cries to himself in desperation, "How will I ever choose!?" "Oh..." Lopunny says with a menacing smile, "You don't need to choose at all..." "Y-You mean..." the Gallade gasps, misinterpreting her smile, "A... A threes-No wait, a FOURSOME!?"
The three girls left as soon as the Gallade was lying in a puddle of his own blood.
"Dumbass" Medicham mutters. "Jerk" Lopunny mumbles. "Silly man..." Gardevoir whispers.
"Somehow, I can't help but feel that I am partially responsible for this..." the Gallade whispers, his world turning into a strange haze.
"Oh my!" a voice suddenly comes from somewhere, "You poor man! A-Are you OK?" "Huh...?" the Gallade mumbles as the haze got thicker, "... I can't see anything..." The voice was serene and pure, like that of an angel. "Wait, hold still, I'll help you..." the voice says, and the Gallade felt soft little hands touching him. While he couldn't see anything, he knew tiny hands like these must belong nothing less than an exceptional beauty.
"There!" the voice says after a while, and the Gallade feels that he has been wrapped in bandages from head to toe, "Can you stand?" "... Yeah" the Gallade says while still in a daze and slowly getting up, "... But my eyes... And the bandage... I can't see." "What could you possibly have done to deserve this?" the voice asks in concern. "I'm not sure, but..." the Gallade starts, but realizes that admitting to receiving an apocalyptic beatdown from three girls doesn't sound as manly as one would think, "... Yeah, I'm not sure at all... But... Thank you for helping me..."
"O-Oh!" the voice says with an embarrassed tone, "I-It was no problem!" "Listen, I..." the Gallade says, not feeling too cool being wrapped up like a Desukan, "I want to thank you. How does dinner sound? On me, of course!" "D-Dinner!?" the voice chimes, absolutely flustered, "B-But I couldn't... Your eyes..." "It's the least I can do!" the Gallade laughs before cursing his natural charm and attempting to justify it, "I mean, you'll have to guide me since I can't see anything..." "I..." the voice responds in defeat, "... OK."
The dinner turned into a date, and the date turned into a show which the Gallade found to be surprisingly enjoyable despite being unable to see anything. Both he and the girl were happier than ever before, as they spend their days together doing silly things and having a wonderful time. Then, one night a few weeks later...
"Great news!" the voice the Gallade had gotten to know so well by now says, "Today is the day that we can finally take off your bandage!" "... Really?" the Gallade chimed, having gotten used to merely sensing the people around him, "Ah, finally! About time!" "And now, you can finally see what I look like!" the voice giggles happily. This set the Gallade's thoughts into motion.
An image of a Gardevoir passes through his head, and he sighs contently. Then, an image of a Chansey appears, and he almost chokes on his own tongue in fright. He had gotten to know her so well over these past weeks, what if she turns out to be a monster? Would he be able to stay with her, or would he have to abandon the one girl that he truly cared for...?
"... You know what?" the Gallade whispers as he moves close to her, "Let's keep them on for just one more night..."
Swallowing his fears he embraces her, joining in a passionate kiss that would last throughout the night.
Perhaps even longer.
"So..." Kabutops mumbled, "... That is the story behind the Onix girl you dated." "Yes!" the Gallade exclaimed cheerfully. "Why...?" Pikablu cries angrily, hating himself for not having stopped the Gallade earlier, "Why!? I told you not to tell us this! Why would you tell us this!? ARGH!" "Isn't it interesting to know just how small they can get?" the Gallade replied cheerfully, "... And it's funny how soft and graceful even rocks feel when you're dying..." "Well then, tell that story again and you can prepare yourself for pillow heaven!" Pikablu shouted, using every fiber of his body to keep himself from ending his loyal, if maybe a bit strange companion as they continued their journey out of Ilex Forest.