How I got To San Andreas (well almost there)
How I got to San Andreas (well almost there)
this works with ArcticWolf451's Its always sunny in liberty city series.
all characters belong to there respective owners
Me: (counts out money on coffee table) Finally I have enough money to get all the guns from amunation. Now I just need to get a ride out west.
(enter The_pitt_researcher)
The_pitt_researcher: yo what you doing? (looks at money on table and tryies to figure out how to get some of it)
Me: (looks at pitt as Idea pops into head *que lightbulb above head*) wanna go for a road trip?
pitt: to where?
Me: San Andreas. *counts out money*
pitt:okay. so when you want to leave *walks over to kitchen*
Me: as soon we can.
pitt: *digs in fridge and finds a can of PBR* sweeeet! beer.
Me: hey get out of that! *jumps up and punches in the muzzle then takes beer*
Pitt: ow! *grabs muzzle and falls on ass* What the fuck Cody?\
Me: thats my last beer. *opens and drinks it* Ah thats good.
Pitt: Still why did you have punch me so hard?
Me: cause.
Pitt:???????????????
Me: well lets get going. *walks over and grabs keys for the ken-wort from hook on wall*
Pitt: uh okay. *looks at money* uh you bringing that?
Me: *looks* oh yeah right. *shoves money into a duffle bag then throws it over his shoulder as he walks out.
Meanwhile somewhere in the Midwest
Sylvr: Damn it where are my keys? *digs headfirst in couch*
Product59: i have no clue. *drinks a bottle of mountain Dew*
Sylvr: ah ha found them *emerges from couch with keys in hand the looks at product* hey thats my soda!
P59: sorry dude.
Sylvr: what ever lets get going. we have to be in liberty city in 7 hours. *walks out door and into a Dodge Ram 1500*
P59: *follows Jim* lets hit it.
back with Cody and Craig
Me: Craig get your ass out of my face im trying to drive! *tries looking around Pitt-bull ass in his face*
Pitt: *digs in seat* i know i dropped that lottery ticket around here somewhere.
Me: *slams breaks and watches the dog go flying into windshield of the W900L*
Pitt: what the... *hits windshield* Ow!!!!
Me: i told you to get your ass out of my face.
Pitt: what ever. * rubs head and climbs back in seat*
Me: hey there's a truck stop coming up. you want anything?
Pitt: yeah food.
Me: *facepalms* your a bottomless pit. you know that.
Pitt: *glares*
Me: *pulls the semi into the truck stop before parking and a jumping out to* you want to come in?
Pitt: sure. *jumps out and face plants* ow......
Me: *laughs and helps him up* that was your own damn fault.
back with Sylvr and product59
Sylvr: where the fuck are we?
P59: *looks at map* we should be there by now.
Sylvr: *looks over and facepalms epicly* its upside down idiot.
P59: oh *flips map over* okay hey were only about three hours away.
Sylvr: how do we get back to the interstate?
P59: Uh no idea. *looks up and sees a truck stop with a big green Ken-Worth W900L in the parking lot* hey why don't we stop at that truck stop over there and ask.
Sylvr: fine. *pulls in and watches a pitt bull fall out of the Ken-worth and face plant* hey look at that.
What will happen to our characters next? stay tuned.
How I got to San Andreas (well almost there): the gang gets together
Sylvr: Jim
Product59: Reuben
Me: cody
Pitt: Craig
Me: *rumages around isles in truck stop* dude they have some cool stuff over here.
Pitt:*drools infront of case filled with krispy cream donuts* yeah sure what ever. Hey how much can i sepnd on food?
Me: $100 but you better grab me somethings too.
Pitt: Sweeeeeeeeeeeeet. *piles the donuts into a bunch of boxes and grabs a bag of chips for cody and walks over toward counter*
Me: *walks over with a random assortment of objects in hand then sees the tower of donuts* wow thats a lot of donuts.
Cashier: You two gonna pay or just stand here all day?
Me: oh sorry. how much is this all?
Cashier: $150 with tax.
Me: *hands over cash and helps lug the donuts out to truck and sees a red fox and a generic wolf leaning against a silver Ram 1500* Wait a minute..... Jim? Reuben?
Sylvr: *looks up from map and notices a fox and pittbull loaded down with krispy cream boxes* um do i know you?
P59: Wait a minute. Its Cody right?
Pitt: ???????????????????????????????????
Me: sets boxes down and walks over to the two of them* long time no see you two.
Sylvr: Cody. bro its been forever. *puts a hand out and watches as cody takes it*
Pitt: uh im confused. you know these two cody?
Me: oh sorry forgot you were here.
Pitt: *flattens ears*
Me: sorry. well any way this is my friend Craig. Craig meet Jim and Reuben.
P59: So what you two doin out here any way?
Pitt: Heading to San Andreas.
Sylvr: ah were heading to Liberty City to meet up with Kyle.
Me: Liberty City nice.
P59: you should come with us man.
Me: are there illeagle gun stores?
Sylvr: out the ass.
Me: I'm in. thats why i was heading to San Andreas in the first place.
Pitt: okay well can we go now?
*a random explosion occurs nearby*
Pitt, Me, Sylvr, P59: What the fuck?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Me: oh pretty fireball *looks up at fireball climbing sky*
Pitt: What exploded?
Sylvr: a cop car. apearntly.
P59: who blew it up?
Me: *pulls out a pair of binouclars and looks and sees a bunch of guys on motorcycles*a biker gang.
Pitt: A biker gang out here?
P59: oh crap we better get going.
Sylvr: *looks at Reuben* why?
P59: Uh i kinda owe these guys a crap load of cash.
Me: *epic facepalms* just follow us. *picks up boxes and sets them in truck*
Pitt: *follows and does the same before climbing passenger seat*
Sylvr: Okay man *climbs back into his Ram followed by Reuben*
Me: *cranks the Kenworth to life attracting the attention of the bikers*
Pitt: Oh crap the noticed us.
Sylvr: *over CB* you dude what are we gonna do a bout them?
Me: Drive by them casually. oh and Reuben keep your head down.
P59: Thats real reasurring you know that?
How will this turn out?
Stay tuned to find out.
How I got to San Andreas (well almost there):The gang meets the other gang?
Sylvr: Jim
Product59: Reuben
Me: cody
Pitt: Craig
Me: *slowly drives past the bikers while Jim and Reuben follow* okay every things going fine so far.
P59: *is scruch up in ball under dashboard of Jim's ram* ow my legs, spine, arms, everything are cramping up.
Sylvr: shut up dude. were almost past them.
Biker 1: *looks at the Ram* Hey isnt that the truck that guy that owes us money drives?
Biker 2: *notices licance plate that says BEER* yup. lets get em boys.
*the bikers start their bikes and start following behind our little caravan*
30 minutes later
P59: I swear they saw me.
Pitt: they didn't see you. now calm your ass do.... *doesnt finish as a bullet smashes the mirror on his side of the W900L*
Me: yup they saw him and FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hits the breaks on the truck and skids to a stop*
Sylvr: Woah!! *slams breaks to aviod Cody's semi*
P59: *curls up in ball* I knew they saw me.
Sylvr: Dude stop whining.
Me;*reaches back into the sleeper of the Kenworth and flips up the matress revealing guns out the ass*
Pitt: dibs on the M4.
Me: *grabs CB* Yo Jim Reuben get your asses over here!
*Jim and Reuben jump out of the Dodge and run towards the semi keeping there heads down as automatic fire rips up the ground around them*
Sylvr: Shit Shit shit shit shit shit... * reaches truck only to have an MP5 shoved in his face*
P59: *does the same but has an G36 shoved in his face instead* um where the hell did you get these?
Me: eBay.
Pitt: Works for me. *jumps out of truck and shoots a burst of fire at the bikers before hiding behind a rock*
Me: *pulls out an M16A4 with an M203 on it* Say hello to my little friend! *launches a grenade into the mass of bikers efectivly killing them all*
Sylvr, Pitt, and P59: *stare in awe before simutaniously saying* DAMN!
Me: what? Just because i said i was going to buy guns doesnt mean i didn't allready have some.
P59: uh can i keep this?
Pitt: same
Sylvr: please?
Me: looks at the three of them* fine but you each owe me $500
Pitt: um sure *pulls out wallet and produces $500 then mutters* there goes my money for hookers.
Me: *Collects the money from each of them then adds it to the duffle bag in the back* okay well lets get going.
1 hour out side of liberty city in the briefing room of a sheriffs station
Cop 1: okay we have a group of mass murders on the loss and signs show them heading toward the city.
Deputy: reports say that they have two vehicles One being a silver Dodge Ram 4500 the other being a green Kenworth W900L.
Cop 1: Okay boys lets lock and load.
back with the gang about 2 hours out of the city with Jim on the ground under his truck muttering things while the others sit around with a few beers and some donuts
Sylvr: Damn it! they put a hole in the block. *crawls out from under the truck to see them eating and drinking* hey wheres mine?
P59: in the truck.
Me: damn they must have been using something big to put a hole in that block *munches a donut then takes a swig of beer*
Pitt: so i guess you guys are riding with us now.
Sylvr: Aw but i dont wanna leave my truck here for some jack ass to take to a chop shop.
Me: ill buy you a new one.
P59: *chokes on his beer before coughing* You're gonna pay for a new truck?
Me: *climbs in Kenworth then reamerges with the duffle bag* guess whats in here.
Sylvr: guns?
Me: no *opens the bag revealing the $1,000,000,000*
Sylvr, P59: *jawdrop*
meanwhile back in New Jersey in Cody's neighborhood a sandy colored feline-taur was digging in a garage with a black fox standing next to hir
Oneshot: where the hell are my keys at?
DNide4Evr: *shrugs* i have no clue.
Oneshot: *digs in a box full of incindeary grenades then emerges with keys in hir hand* succes!
DNide4Evr: *chuckles* you are crazzy hun. now come on we gotta go get Bella.
Oneshot: okay lets go. *picks up the crate of grenades and sets them in the bed of hir modified F150 then opens the sliding door on the side of the truck and climbs into the taur cradle that replaced the drivers seat and the the rear driver side seat*
DNide4Evr: okay. *climbs in the normal seat on the passenger side of the truck*
Oneshot: hey give Cody a call will ya. ask him if he is in San Andreas yet.
DNide4Evr: sure. *flips open phone and starts dialing a number*
back with the gang
Me: *phone starts playing Foxy Foxy by rob Zombie* who's calling me?
what shinanagins are coming up?
stay tuned to find out.
How I got to San Andreas (well almost there): The gang meets the rest of the gang and the cops?
Sylvr: Jim
Product59: Reuben
Me: cody
Pitt: Craig
Bella Tigress: bella
Oneshot: courtny
DNide4Evr: Branden
when we last left our gang Cody, Jim, Craig, and Reuben were climbing in Cody's Kenworth while back in Cody's nieghborhood in NJ Courtny and Branden were picking up Cody's girl friend Bella before heading out west to meet up with the gang. lets start with Cody and them.
Me: *opens phone* Hello?
DNide4Evr: Cody. its branden.
Me: *reaches down to change gears* oh hey dude. what you need?
DNide: were wondering if you guys are in San Andreas yet.
Me: Oh about that......... yeah were not heading to San Andreas any more. Me and craig ran into a couple of friends and now we're on our way into Liberty City.
back with Branden and Courtny
DNide: *facepalms* okay talk to you later.
Oneshot: well what did he say?
DNide: their going to liberty city instead.
One: *facepalms epicly* great i need to go back and get a few things. could you go get Bella and bring her back here?
DNide: sure no problem. *jumps out of the truck and climbs into his Pontiac Firebird and drives off*
One: *sighs and jumps out and grabs the crate from the back of the truck and flips a switch causing the bottom of the bed to rise revealing slots for all kinds of guns. shi then proceads to fill the slots from a gun locker in the garage an then lowers the bed then goes back into the garage and grabs a crate marked WARNING EXPOLSIVES and loads it and the grenades into the back of the truck before putting a tarp over them*
DNide: *pulls up infront of a collage and hits the horn*
Bella Tigress: *looks up from where she was sitting then jumps up and runs over to the car* where have you been/ i was waiting here for an hour.
DNide: *starts the car and pulls out of the parking lot* well first Courtny couldn't find hir keys and then to top it off as were coming to get you I call up cody and it turns out him and Craig are in liberty city istead, and then Courtny said shi had to pack some extra things.
Bella: Liberty City? Stop at my house on the way back. i need a few things.
DNide: *looks over dumbstruck* whats so special about liberty city?
Bella: you'll see once we get there.
DNide: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????? *pulls into Bella's driveway and turns off the car and waits for her to return*
Bella: *walks into her closest and opens a hidden panel and reveals a Katana and pair of twin Berretta M92's along with some body armor. then grabs a bag and loads the items into it before walking back out to the car* okay lets go.
DNide: *looks at bag* whats in there?
Bella: you'll find out when you need to.
One: *watches the two of them pull in and waves from in hir truck* get in and lets go.
DNide: *notices crates under tarp* hun whats in the back?
One: just some things.
back about an hour out of liberty city Cody was in the back while Jim got a chance to drive the Kenworth
Me: *sings along to Sweating Bullets*
Pitt: Dude shut up!
Me: why?
Pitt: cause its annoying.
Me: so.
Pitt: Just shut..... *doesn't finish as a bullet smashes the driverside mirror*
Me: *grabs the M16 as Jim slams the breaks and jumps out of the truck and slaps a 4x scope on the gun before looking down the sight* Damn it cops.
Sylvr: What?
P59: *grabs G36 and jumps out and shoots blindly into the massive wall of cops blocking the road*
Pitt: Cody shoot another grenade.
Me: *tries but fails* crap im out.
as the shoot out continues about 50 miles back the way they came from the others were crusing along listening to some country music
One: well were almost to Liberty City.
DNide: *sighs* can one of you two please tell me whats so special about Liberty city.
Bella: not realy.
DNide: *facepalms*
rapid gunfire is heard
One: you don't think?
Bella: *hears the distinct sound of an M16* yeah thats them. you brought every thing right?
One: 
help me get the crates out of the bed and we can go join them.
DNide: Uh what the hell is going on?
want to know whats happening with these two?
well wait till next time and maybe if i feel like it ill reveal it.
How I got to San Andreas (well almost there): The gang gets there finnaly.
Sylvr: Jim
Product59: Reuben
Me: cody
Pitt: Craig
Bella Tigress: bella
Oneshot: courtny
DNide4Evr: Branden
back with cody and the others
Pitt: *ducks down as a round impacts the rock he was behind* FUCK!
Sylvr: calm down dude and shoot! *pops up from behind cover and picks off a cop*
P59: *takes down a cop with the G36* gotcha!
me: screw this! *runs back to the Kenworth and grabs two large heavy cases and an ammo crate and runs back over to Sylvr* cover me dude.
Sylvr: *looks down* what the hells in there?
Me: the thing that will save our asses. *unlaches cases and reveals the barrel and receiver of a 20mm Anti Tank rifle and starts putting it together* I said cover me!
Sylvr: *drools at rifle but then shakes head and goes back to fireing*
Me: locks the barrel in place and slaps a five round mag into the receiver and racks back the bolt chambering the first round* Okay bitches get ready to eat AT rounds *lays down and lines a cops head up in his scope* adios Mother fucker. *pulls trigger sending the heavy round into the cops skull and through a cruiser*
Pitt, P59, Sylvr: DAMN!
Me: *laughs evily and chambers another round watching the cops look around in confusion before getting sadistic and blowing a hole in a cops crotch*
back with Bella and the others
Bella, One: finish unloading crates and open the bed revealing the hidden guns and other things*
Branden: *jawdrops* HOLY SHIT!
Bella: welcome to the mobile armory. *reaches into the truck and grabs her bag and takes her things out and starts to put them on*
One: oh so you brought some things too. *grabs a M14 and a Colt 1911 before fishing in the crate of grenades and hooking a few incindearyies to hir belt* well hun you gonna get a gun or just stand there?
DNide: *reaches in for an MP9 and a few frags* okay i guess we should get going.
One: yup *climbs back in the truck followed by the others*
back with cody and them
Me: slams a new clip in and fires a round through a gas tank of one of the cars causing a massive explosion* Epic!
Sylvr: aw hell yeah *watches as a few body parts fall near him* even more epic
P59: theres still about fifty of them let guys.
Pitt: takes a bullet to the chest* ow fuck.
P59: puts a fifty in craigs wallet* see ya in the city man.
the red F150 pulls up beside the Kenworth and out jump Bella, Oneshot, and Branden
Me: took ya guys long enough. *fires another round from the 20mm*
Bella: aw shut up and keep them distracted for me will ya. *jumps into trees followed by Oneshot*
How I got to San Andreas (well almost there): The gang gets there finnaly. Part 2
Sylvr: Jim
Product59: Reuben
Me: cody
Pitt: Craig
Bella Tigress: bella
Oneshot: courtny
DNide4Evr: Branden
Me: *puts a 20mm round through the cops skull* see ya in hell mother fucker.
Sylvr: uh dude were out of ammo.
Me:*looks over* damn it
Bella: *sitting in the bushes behind the cops whispering to Courtny* so we chuck and duck right?
One: Yup that's about it *pulls two incendiary grenades from hir tac-vest as Bella does the same*
Bella: On three. *pulls the pins from the grenades in her hands and readies to throw them* One
One: Two
Both:THREE! *they both chuck the four grenades at the cops and dive back into the woods for cover*
Cop 1: looks down at the container next to him* OH SHIT!
The grenades explode releasing white phosphorus which ignited on contact with the air causing the cops and their cars to burst into flames.
P59: Damn......................
DNide: Holy..........
Sylvr: Shit.............
Me: Hell Yeah!
Courtny and Bella casually walk out of the woods smiling.
Me: Damn why didn't I think to bring a couple of those grenades.
Sylvr: *sighs and sits with his back against a tire* thanks for the help.
One: No problem. It was fun to get to blow some stuff up again.
Me: hey where did Craig go off to?
P59: oh yeah he got shot.
Every one stares at Reuben
P59: what I put a $50 in his pocket. We just gotta pick him up from the hospital in about five hours.
Me: *facepalms* great.
Three hours later in liberty city at a Dodge dealership cody and Jim were inside while the others were lounging around the trucks in the parking lot.
Me: *fishes out a $30,000 from the duffle bag* here that should cover the truck.
Sylvr: Takes the money* thanks man. This will cover the truck plus buy me a couple tanks of gas.
Me: no problem *looks out window and sees a '88 Camaro IROC-Z in the lot*
Sylvr: hey Reuben get in here!
Me: *walks up to the desk* hey how much is that Camaro out there?
Dealer: $20,000
Me: *digs in bag and pulls out $20,000 in cash* ill take it.
Dealer: *goes wide eyed* uh sure ill get the paper work.
Back outside
Bella: ah back in LC just like old times
One: yeah just like old times.
DNide: uh can you two please explain what is going on.
Both: not really.
DNide: *facepalms*
As the two continue to chat and branden closes his eyes to rest Jim walks out with the keys to a new truck followed by Rueben and start to say their good byes to every one when Cody comes around the corner of the building in a Camaro IROC-Z (http://forzamotorsport.net/en-us/game/gallery/detail/default.htm?photoid=14311201 my IROC-Z in forza 3) skidding to a stop in front of the group.
Bella: *looks in at the red fox* Cody what are you doing?
Me: what I like classic cars and it was only $20,000
Bella: *sighs* fine but I get to drive it.
Me: fine
P59 and Sylvr: see ya guys
The rest: bye
DNide: so what are we going to do now?
One: we should probably go get Craig from the hospital.
Me: yeah we should
So the gang takes off to the hospital
Later at the hospital
Pitt: Hey what the? Howd I get here? Last thing I remember is getting shot in the chest and then blackness.
Me: well nice to see your up
Pitt: *looks over* hey cody lets get going.
Me: sure. Lets go every one is waiting outside.
Pitt: cool
Later in an Algonquin hotel
Me: if any one needs me ill be in the hot tub
Bella: let me join you.
One: I think im gonna go see what Brandens up to.
Pitt: *kicks back and watches tv* wow $700 a night gets you a pretty good room.
The next day Cody was crusing around the city looking for a gun shop
Me: damn how hard is it to find a gun store around here.
Random dude on the street corner: hey you looking to buy some firepower?
Me: yes.
Random dude: Go two blocks and look for an ally with a black SUV in it. Third door on the right the password is kill all son a bitches.
Me: thank you random person
Me: drives the two blocks and sees the SUV and parks the Kenworth in the next ally over before getting out and walking to the third door and saying* kill all son of bitches.
The door opens revealing a short Chinese man
Chinese man: what do you need?
Me: what you got?
Chinese guy: *smiles and moves out of the door reveilling the weapons that lay beyond including a 40mm Vulcan* oh yeah this will do.
Back at the hotel
One: *bangs on bathroom door* Branden hurry up I need a shower to!
DNide: Uh I'm behind you. Craig is in there. He got into the mini bar last night and got drunk off his ass..
One: *facepaws* great.
Well here ends the newest part of this series
How I got to San Andreas (well almost there): The gangs first day in LC
Sylvr: Jim
Product59: Reuben
Me: cody
Pitt: Craig
Bella Tigress: bella
Oneshot: courtny
DNide4Evr: Branden
When we last left our group of friends Cody was at some back ally gun store, Courtny was trying to kill Craig for passing out in the bath room after he got shitfaced, and Bella was wandering around the city. That is where we will start with Bella.
Bella: *walks down the street wearing a new pair if sunglasses and her usual white t-shirt and faded blue jeans though no shoes were worn do to the style of her feet* ah nice back to be in LC.
Random dude: *slides up next to Bella* hey pretty lady.
Bella: *she looks down at the man next to her before laughing and walking a little faster*
Random dude: *grabs Bella's arm and pulls her into an ally* now come on pretty thing give me some sugar.
Bella: *frowns and notices that the mans eyes were dilated like crazy. Obviously he was on drugs.* Ill say it once. Back Off Now.
Random dude: Aw come on baby let the stud here show you a good time.
Bella: *shakes her head* I warned you. *pulls back her knee before ramming it home on the man's crotch*
Random dude: umph *grabs at his balls before falling over*
Bella: Grins* I warned you.
As Bella left the alleyway on the other side of the city Cody was loading the new guns into the Kenworth
Me: *wipes his brow after loading the 40mm Vulcan into the truck and turns around to the little chinese man who sold him all this* So how much do I owe you?
Chinese guy: oh $50,000 will cover it.
Me: *leans into the truck and grabs the duffle bag before opening it and digging out 50,000* okay here ya go.
Chinese guy: *smiles and takes money* thank you and please come back when you need ammo.
Me: *smiles and shakes hands with the dude before climbing into the kenworth* will do.
Now back with Courtny and Branden who were in the hotel room tryuing to figure out something to do for the day.
DNide4Evr: we have $1,000 each and we cant find anything to do with it?
Oneshot: appears so.
DNide: *Facepaws* there has to be something to do in this city.
Oneshot: well there are a lot of places to shop around here.
Dnide: *looks over* yeah I guess. Though what would you buy in the way of clothing considering you're a hermaphroditic feline-taur?
One: oh I could do with some new tops and this great resurant I want to take you to. Think of it as a date.
DNide: *perks his ears up a bit at that and smiles* yeah we haven't had a date in a while.
One: *smiles back* so when do you want to leave?
As Courtny and Branden discussed their plans for the day in the living room in the bathroom Craig was just waking up.
Craig: *lifts his head from the floor where he fell a sleep cuddling a shampoo bottle* ugh what the hell happened last night? *promptly passes back out*
Well that's the story so far and this is also my first story of the new year.
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How I got to San Andreas (well almost there): the gang is surprised
Sylvr: Jim
Product59: Reuben
Me: Cody
Pitt: Craig
Bella Tigress: Bella
Chakat Oneshot: Courtny
DNide4Evr: Branden
When we last left our crew Courtny and Branden were discussing plans for the day, Craig was still passed out in the bath room, Bella was out on the town, and Cody was driving back to the hotel after buying the guns. Lets join Branden and Courtny as they leave.
Chakat Oneshot: *climbs in the tuar cradle on the driver side of hir truck as Branden climbs in the passenger side* so shopping then we hit the restaurant.
DNide4Evr: *smiles and nods* yup that's the plan hun.
Oneshot: *smiles back at him and turns the key starting the F450 and pulls out on to the streets and heads out to the shopping district of the city*
Now lets se what Cody's up to.
Me: *idles at light in the Kenworth looking around then notices A white Tigress that could only be Bella standing on the corner* Hey Bella! *leans over and open the passenger door* Get in.
Bella: *looks up and notices Cody in the Kenworth and then runs over and jumps in* Hey Cody. Get any thing good?
Me: *smirks and points to the back of the cab* look for yourself.
Bella: *turns around and jawdrops at the weaponry* DAMN!
Me: *drives on after the light changed and pulls into the hotel parking lot passing Courtny and Branden*
Back with Craig
Pitt: *crawls out of the bathroom and onto his bed* ugh way to much beer.
Uh maybe we should leave him for latter.
So...um...lets go back with Cody Again.
Me: * walks into the hotel room with Bella behind him and looks around* hmm maybe we should just go rent a penthouse.
Bella: yeah that would be a good idea. Considering it is a little cramped with all five of us in here.
Me: time to go house hunting
An hour later sees Branden and Courtny in a high-end restaurant enjoying a good meal.
DNide4Evr: *eats a piece of the steak he ordered* how's the chicken?
Chakat Oneshot: finishes off hir chicken parmesan* good, the steak?
DNide: very good.
Well this is a bit boring, oh wait never mind...
The door to the Resturant suddenly flies in as two Irish Mobsters walk in
Irish mobster 1: Okay people money and valuables in the bag *shove sthe bag in the face of a diner wearing a three piece suit
Oneshot: *hangs hir head in rage standing up* I try having a nice date with my boyfriend and, You have to ruin it?
Mobster 2:sit down and no one gets hurt lady *whispers to his partner* she's crazy.
DNide: uh... Courtny maybe we should listen to them, I mean they do have the guns here.
Oneshot: calmly looks at Branden* yes, but.... *rips the leg of a nearby table and snaps it in half before throwing the pieces and knocking the guns out of the mobster's hands.
Mobsters: *grab their hands after having the guns knocked out of them and look up only to see razor sharp claws meet their faces, before they were torn to pieces*
Oneshot: * stands over the unconscious mobsterslicking a bit of blood from hir claws* huh I only nicked them in the foreheads.
DNide: *is speechless at what he just saw*
Well now that's over with..... "we interrupt your regularly scheduled story to bring you this Breaking News bulletin, we now go live to our on the scene reporter Dicky McShaftsworth, Thanks Tom I'm here on the streets of liberty city where the Air force is currently chasing two stolen F-15C Strike Eagles through the streets, the hijackers have been Identified as Kyle aka ArcticWolf451, John aka Nightwoflz, Jim aka Sylvr, and Reuben aka Product59.......... Oh here they come.... Oh god Terry get down..... *crack! POP! ZZTTTZZZZTTTT!*" well now that was interesting, hmm, wait a second. Back with Craig
Pitt: yawns as he sits up in bed and looks out the window only to see the bottom of an F-15 whiz past.... Then starts babbling randomly* but a plane flying up the building, that's not possible. *passes out again*
Ha I remember that now. Still fucking funny as hell, now out with *looks out window and sees a F-16 coming at him* OH SHIT! *dives for the floor* well till next time... ADIOS MOTHER FUCKERS. *pulls out M60 and starts spraying at the jet*