The Left Testicle of Buddha

Story by Kodyax on SoFurry

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The Left Testicle of Buddha

A sleek VTOL troop transport flies in low in an approach to an uncharted volcanic island somewhere in the Pacific Ocean shored up with modern technology to make a veritable fortress as anti-aircraft missile batteries come on-line and target the incoming craft. The aircraft is performing evasive maneuvers to avoid a missile lock as it continues to approach. Laser radar paints the outer hull for better target acquisition as the game continues.

In the back of the plane genetically enhanced humans and human variants in the employ of Minuteman Mercenary Militia Incorporated awaits deployment. Everyone is dressed in the black, white and gray of urban camouflage with a black or gray trenchcoat and a power glider strapped to their backs as Kenny Loggins's "Danger Zone" blares through to speakers. One of the human-animals is a weirdly colored wolf-bear who chuckles as the ride gets a lot more bumps.

His face is not the only indicator of his coloration but it gives a good indication that he is green furred with orange tiger stripes even if his eyes are covered by set of mirror-shade goggles permanently in his wolf like face. The rest of his body of seven foot eight inches of height and three hundred fifty pounds in weight is primarily bear like with a wolf like tail that has a flame looking purple tip along with fiery orange rings. Purple finger claws peak through his combat gloves which right now grip an assault shotgun.

"And what do you find so damn funny, private?" A grizzled human sergeant demands to know of the wolf-bear.

"The choice of tune, Sarge," Private Kodyax Byzarrowulf states, "I have the same song in my PIDMA among other things."

"This coming from a freak who was chilling out to Les Baxter and watching Key Largo in its original mono-chrome," The sergeant chuckles then pats the wolf-bear on the shoulder with a smirk on his face. "You're alright, pup, I hope this isn't your last mission. I have a side biz in Neo-Atlantis I'd like you to join, Bogey," The rattling gets worse, "We're taking hits." He opens up the back of the craft. "We'll have to glide in the rest of the way! Go! Go! Go!"

Kodyax is the first airborne marine out of the craft when one of the engines gets hit squarely by a missile and throws everyone else for a loop outside. The wings of the powered glider fan out behind him almost immediately as he runs out of the airplane and make his way to the island. Shells whiz by him as he aims for the beach for a landing pad.

Once on the beach a pair of robot crabs, each one the size of a compact car rise from the sand to challenge him. Kodyax snarls his muzzle in challenge as he brings his shotgun to bear and quickly swaps out the plastic flechete pay load for steel sabot rounds and gets ready to rock 'n' roll. A few other glider marines land behind and start firing their guns as they land to no appreciable effectiveness as their armor is too good.

Inside of his goggles Kodyax sees a heads up display of the battlefield where his fellow mercs are highlighted in red but the crabs are green. The wolf-bear smirks to himself as he fires his high velocity slugs into the crabs and draws on inner reserves of power to increase his speed and reaction time. Unlike his fellow mercenaries and their assault rifles his sabot rounds power through the armor of his opponents and explode as the payload actually had a small explosive charge at its core; the expensive loads were expensive but for this job they prove to be the right tool for the job.

Sergeant Franklin Adams finishes off the robo-crab with a rocket propelled grenade. He gives Kodyax a thumbs up for his choice of armaments as they move towards the sea cave. Almost on cue a small horde of zombies augmented with cybernetic prosthetics rush out from the cove to "greet" them.

Many of the reanimated dead bear mercenary dog tags in the style of numerous different companies. Sergeant Adams recognizes troops he served with as well as having killed in various conflicts. In addition to the prosthetics the animated dead look like there is something implanted in their cheats and heads suggesting that these "cyber-zombies" are an experiment in creating cheaper combat simulacra by some means of partially resurrecting dead soldiers.

Kodyax's shotgun rips them to shreds right enough but they come in wave after wave, with all the zombies armed with assault rifles and use similar tactics they used in life. The beach has little cover save the remains of the robot crabs and those are held by the living. Combat drones are called in for suppressive fire as they storm the battery and throw grenades at a machine that is finalizing the animation procession just stacks upon stacks of corpses.

The mercenaries march through a lava tube tunnel to find a small scale cybernetics factory fueled the volcano that created the island. A few mercs are felled by an unknown source that is soon revealed as a hybrid ninja team consisting of two frogs and a cat. Kodyax shreds the frogs with his shotgun but manages to lay out the cat with spinning forearm check that catches her off guard: after the surge gets nowhere with his initiated interrogation technique he has Kodyax come in to here some fun.

Miss Kitty is ready to gnash down on a cyanide suicide tooth when she is gagged with her own belt as her shirt is pulled up and her pats are pulled down. She tries to fight but Private Bysazarrowulf is bigger and stronger than her as he pins her to the ground and undoes his pants. The cat girl starts screaming in Japanese to protest and keeps trying to break the container tooth but she can't and she panics as she sees him masturbate himself to full hardness.

Private Kodyax Byzarrowulf rips away her bra and panties which would impede his fun before violating her nether region with extreme prejudice. A crowd gathers as the surviving soldiers want to watch "ninja kitty bitch" get hers. Sergeant Franklin Adams is masturbating quietly as the wolf-bear takes the Siamese cat girl with tremendous ease.

In spite of herself, Miss Kitty starts moaning and then tries to eat her fist as she seriously starts to get turned on and it embarrasses her. Before his knot can form Miss Kitty manages to activate her suicide tooth and the effect is instantly fatal. Raping the dead is no fun so Kody pulls out and is about to paw off where the girl with the radio jumps in to pickup where the ninja left off.

Corporal Keiko Yojimbo, a rabbit woman who is only five foot if you include her ears, a blonde harlequin bunny with red and black fur almost imitating a certain adversary of a certain hero in the funny papers many years back, practically leaps out of her clothing to ride the oversized wolf cock. Cat calls go off among the platoon as the little bunny fills up her cunny with the private's prick to milk him of his honey. You also can't rape the willing but she is so eager for his cock that he gives it to her gladly.

Kodyax sucks on Keiko's tits as he fucks her with the authority of a horn bear taking on a willing victim. The wolf-bear smirks as the takes the bunny for the enjoyment of the company but especially himself as her inner walls hug his erect phallus. The bunny for her part is in a kind of ecstasy as she lets herself go and submits to predator as his prey.

His knot inflates within her trapping his seven inch stick inside of her. She grinds with him joyfully once this happens; happy to be filled with his meat as her inner walls work on his shaft; ready to milk him for all he's worth. The difference in species is great enough that he can let loose hissed within her and not worry about impregnating the bunny; Keiko will breed when she's ready, and not before so she just enjoys the feeling of his warm semen within her.

"Keiko, Sergeant Franklin Adams inquires forcefully, "I do hope you had your drone on auto..."

"Sarge," Keiko counters, "I was masturbating when Kody was pounding pussy..."

"Heh, you practically leapt at the chance to replace her," Kody says mockingly. "But we do play together often."

"That we do," Keiko says as she pops herself from his dice and the kisses it, "I have to upload the footage to the company site, Don't be a stranger!"

With that she scampers off to get a clear signal and Kodyax pulls his pants back up. Sergeant Franklin Adams has Private Kodyax Byzarrowulf go further in to deal with a horde of genetically altered monsters combining aspects of gator, rat and spider. He is also informed that there is a Buddhist monk held here that needs rescuing if the opportunity presents itself and if not, the mission directive is to kill the priest to make sure certain kinds of info he has does not fall into the wrong hands. The exact reason isn't given but Kody figures he does not have a need to know.

Armored combat robots made to look like alien samurai march into the tunnel Kodyax travels to continue his mission once he is about halfway through. They enter the tunnel in front and back of him a box maneuver. Private Byzarrowulf pulls a knife from his belt and gestures to the robots to come and get him.

The first charges with its katana held low and hen it strikes it aims for his groin; a swipe Kodyax barely manages to avoid but the attack raises his ire as he bum rushes the robot into the wall before using his knife to slip between its armor plates and cuts a few wires. The purple diamond on his forehead starts to glow as his reaction time speeds up as if to Kodyax the rest of the world slows down.

Sparks cascade out of the robot Kodyax Byzarrowulf just slashed as the wall behind it crumbles to reveal a hidden room. Kody clambers over the robot as its partner tears a huge gash in his back. The attack causes Kodyax to stumble forward and almost cut himself on a massive sword that's almost as long as he is tall and is definitely as wide in blade as he is.

It starts to form the face of a Kabuki Oni in its black steel blade, a face that smiles and winks to Kody as her reaches for its handle. When Kodyax grabs the handle a battle starts in his mind. He suddenly finds himself in a sumo wrestling ring with the oni as his opponent and is telepathically offwered a wager: defeat the oni and the zanbato is his; lose and the oni heats his soul.

Considering his options, Kodyax takes the demon ogre up on its offer with the idea that if he loses he'll be dead anyway but if he wins he'll have a new toy to play with. The rules are simple: without weapons either knock out your opponents or push him out of the ring. Ogre demon and wolf-bear lock in an attempt to grapple one another with Kodyax edging his opponent just barely and tossing it towards on of the edges of the ring.

The oni tumbles towards the edge but not over as it turns itself into a naked red headed amazon and charges. It takes all his self control for Kodyax not to be distracted by the swaying breasts as he charges her as well. At the last second he moves to the side and clotheslines the demon in Its comic book, Rule 34, red headed amazon form and knocks her to the ground.

Once she's on the ground, Kody pounces her and suddenly notices that he isn't wearing a stitch either which actually enhances his half baked plan as he pins her to the floor and starts to lick at her tits. Miss Oni only whimpers at this as she spreads her legs for his erection. Kodyax shoves his shaft into her crevasse easily as his opponent offers no resistance whatsoever.

Byzarrowulf pounds his prick into her pussy as he licks and suckles on her tits while still getting no resistance whatsoever. He has to win by knock out or ring out but how a knock out could be achieved was never really defined. As he continues his sexual assault Kodyax is offered a new deal: Dream of fucking her at least once a week and she will serve him faithfully.

The spirit of the sword is in submission to him so he accepts the new offer and has her perform fellatio on him. Iron bands form on her wrists, ankles and neck as she complies with his order, a sign that she is now his slave. After he climaxes in her mouth he comes out of his reverie with the zanbato in his hands.

He uses the oni zanbato to block the robots sword which shatters upon contact. Empathically he feels his sword chuckle as he swings for the fences which bring the sword in violent contact with the robot. The sword is very happy to be used this way and bisects the robot with extreme prejudice.

Once the other robot is destroyed a section of the wall slides aside to reveal a staircase up. The stairs lead to a control room with monitors showing every location on the island in a hub around a central location where a single person sits in the lotus position. His eyes are closed but a cable is plugged into the back of his head indicating that he's jacked into the local web.

Unplugged monitors levitate as Private Byzarrowullf approaches the male human and one by one they hurtle towards him. They come at him too quick to draw his new sword so Kodyax starts punching and kicking the monitors out of his way. After Kody has smashed them all the Systems Operator comes out from his perch.

:"Who are you?" He snarls as he runs at the wolf-bear.

"Private Kodyax Byzarrowulf of Minuteman Mercenary Militia Incorporated," Kodyax answers honestly. "Who are you?"

"Sato Yamaha," The monk growls.

"Well, isn't this a pleasant surprise," Kody chuckles, "I was sent to rescue you or take you out."

"They still think they can control me," Sato says to nobody in particular. "I want to be left alone, DAMNIT!"

"Why do I get the sneaking suspicion I should have asked for more intel?" Byzarowulf asks himself. "Like is he crackers or not?"

"I am seeking signs of the Old Ones," Yamaha tries to explain, "They are coming, they're here but sleeping...DON'T WAKE THEM!"

"Wait a second!" Kody challenges. "You're treating Lovecraft's fevered brain dropping as gospel?" He shakes his head and sighs as he gets out his sword. "I'm not getting paid to figure this shit out; time for plan B"

"You're to be my executioner?" Sato asks as he takes out a sickle on a length of chain known to this part of the world as a kusari-gama. "I don't think so!" The he actually notices the sword. "You found her? And she's letting you use her? Looks like she's going to be active in this fight, but on whose side?"

"Sergeant Adams to Private Byzarrowulf," Franklin Adam's voice calls over the over the secure radio channel in the wolf-bear's head as Sato Yamaha attacks Kodyax Byzarrowulf who raises the massive blade of his sword to defend himself.. "Did you find the monk? We managed to take over the local intraweb ad commandeer the base."

"He's attacking me right now, sir," Private Byzarrowulf answers honestly as he swings his blade in a wide arc that forces the other back. "He keeps blathering on about 'old ones' I may have to terminate him."

"Has he gone off his rocker?" Sergeant Adams asks in all seriousness.

"Definitely," Kodyax shoots back.

"I see..."Franklin says disapprovingly. "Termination option is now the preferred state of affairs."

"With pleasure," Private Byzarrowulf says as Sato scores a good solid hit on his thigh.

Kodyax puts his full strength on to bear on Yamaha who holds the chain in front of him to try and block the blade. Unfortunately for Sato, that's too feeble a defense against the fighting fury of Kodyax. Sato is bisected lengthwise as the floor gives out under the wolf-bear.

He slides into a flooded sub basement that is dimly lit with glass walls through which the local sea bed can be clearly seen. Kody grips his weapon tightly as he perceives something moving through the water around him. It's just light enough to tell colors and whatever he is seeing is neon pink in color and vaguely humanoid.

Les Baxter begins to play in the room as an alien presence insinuates itself into his mind. The presence is more pronounces as "she" rises up out of the water and wraps "herself" around him from the back at first and then quickly sliding around to the front. Female is the kid of form presented as it mentally compels him to undress.

Its face is a mass of dreadlock tentacles; each min arm termination in an eye. Where a human female would have breasts are twin sacks of flesh with dark spots resembling nipples form that leaking some kind of fluid and just begging to be suckled and hands that are webbed tentacle claws that help him strip and get his canine cock up and hard. Kodyax thinks he sees a tongue briefly in her sex as if her pussy was a mouth of some kind.

Milk flows freely from her breasts as Kodyax suckles her eagerly and gets a pleased empathic reaction. The milk like liquid is strawberry flavored but has a psychoactive drug that opens his mind to "her". It is at this time that "she" deigns to "speak" with him.

"Such a wonderful mouth you have," the thing coos in Kody's mind with smug arrogance. "If your cock is as accommodating we'll really have something."

"Who are you?" Kody asks as the purple stars begin to glow over his hear, his upper arms and his thighs.

"My name is unimportant but if you must have one," She mentally giggles as she names herself," Call me: Octopussy."

"You have got to be kidding me," Kodyax mentally growls.

"It will serve my purpose well enough," Octopussy states as her pussy tongue reaches into his sheath to draw it out and into her body. "I can just as easily use your own phallus as a straw with which to drink your soul, but I'm bored so I'll make you a deal: Please me and I will let you live; bore me and I eat your soul."

"Again with the soul eating?" Kody asks of no one. "But I don't mind a good fuck, you're one!"

Music that sounds like it came out of a 70s porn flick starts to play as Kodyax almost wills his cock to get hard. Octopussy places a hand over his nut sack and digs her claws into his balls to inject something inside of him as he grimaces from the pain even as his cock shoots out of his sheath as if he was given a shot of super Viagra. She guides him to an altar and has him lay her down to fuck her upon it.

Alien glyphs carved into the stone slab of an altar alight with unholy light as Byzarrowulf fucks Octopussy with authority. It moans in delight as Kodyax just takes Octopussy for all "she's worth. Kody can feel his bat and balls greedily consumed by the toothless maw and the deep throat beyond which only gets him harder quicker.

The more they get lost in the moment the more Kodyax thins he sees tiki gods around him leer in lustful amusement as more primal music arranged by one of the accredited masters of the style of tiki, a so called "King of Exotica" starts to play which further encourages him to mate in a more primitive manner. Whatever the thing injected into him to get him so hard so fast is also retarding his knot's ability to inflate as he is able to hold back the rising tide of his semen on command to take her like gang busters. He has to pant as he to exhaust himself, before he can hold back his semen no more.

Lights from the outside come streaming in as he howls his climax. Cracks start to form in the glass as a demolition crew comes for Private Byzarrowulf and his alien paramour. Octopussy giggles and dives somewhere the others can't get to as the cracks get larger.

Kodyax concentrates himself on survival when the thing's presence disappears and arranges for him to have the ability to survive as the room floods completely. Temporarily, Kodyax can swim like a fish and the water around him becomes breathable if cold. Once on board a submarine headed back home a lady skunk doctor examines his naked boy as Sergeant Franklin Adams debriefs him. After a detailed account is given the Sarge smiles and nods before leaving him in the lady doctor's expert care.

Once the two are alone the exam gets sexual as Doctor Agatha Guantanamo wants to make sure the alien encounter didn't damage his reproductive functions. Agatha gets him hard with a hand job while having him lick her tits at first before using anal toys on his tail hole to really get him hard. When Kody is deigned hard enough, Doctor Guantanamo rides him to full climax before giving him a clean bill of health and puts out an alert to the all female crew of the Amazon that a virile male hybrid is travelling with them this voyage.