Flash Pulp #13 Prehensile Penis

Story by Casca on SoFurry

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#13 of Flash Pulps

A kangaroo jerks off an iguana with his dick


The screen flickered in the dark dorm, showing a raunchy trio pounding ruthlessly into each other. It was Abe and Jack's favourite video. There wasn't a single porn night that they didn't watch it and like every other night Abe was deep in lust and grinding his tented jeans against his forearm. Jack had never quite understood the iguana's habit. They had watched porn together every Thursday night for the better part of six years and the roo had never seen him simply jerk off to a video.

It couldn't have been because he was ashamed of masturbating. The subconscious enthusiasm of his grinding was enough proof of that. And his pants were lifted a foot off his crotch so size wasn't it either. Honestly, Thursday nights seemed like the only time he wasn't interested in showing off his cock. Back in high school he'd once gotten into an impromptu competition with bull to see who could cum farthest. The contestants waited for maybe half a second before they were leaning on a lunch table and working their dicks furiously and, though Abe didn't win, the two of them became fast friends and their competitions became as regular as his porn nights with Jack. Still, when it was just the two of them he refused to masturbate.

Finally it got to be too much. "You know, you can just fap it. I think too many people have watched you do it to be scared of me dude," the marsupial insisted with a gentle nudge. "I've never bitten the other times I've seen it. Even that one time you slapped me across the face with it."

The reptile laughed, only having just realized that he was grinding again. "I guess. Just seems weird if I jerk it and you don't even get a boner. Seriously. I never see you pitching anything, dude"

Jack stared for a moment, caught a bit off guard. He was busy working his cock as they spoke. Why wouldn't he? This was Grade A pornography they were watching. In fact, he masturbated all the time. How could he not...?

Suddenly it dawned on him and Jack laughed raucously. "Dude, You're an idiot. I can't get boners," he explained as he paused his own self pleasure and, with one paw resting on the back of the couch and the other shoving the iguana, tugged carefully at his zipper. "I mean I can't have not shown you you this. We've known each other forever. You've seen this."

Jack had learned sewing for the express purpose of fixing his zippers, not a skill he was proud of but it was useful. And when he readied to prove the utility of it the roo lifted his fingers and wormed his cock fumblingly out of his pants. He grinned as his best friend looked on in awe of his slithering cock squirming back and forth with increasing dexterity until a foot and a half of kangadick settled down against his leg.

"Shit dude," Abe interjected at the melodramatic show. "You have never shown me that. I would remember that shit."

The kangaroo didn't bother thinking about it. Whether or not he'd actually shown his skill or not didn't really matter since they were missing one of his favourite scenes. As he watched the cat stroking his length to the sight of his husky partners trying to double tie themselves together, Jack coiled his cock tightly then plunged the tapered tip into its own grip.

Jacking off this way was second nature. The marsupial had figured out how to do it before he knew he could use his fingers. Besides, it felt better. He panted heavily in time with the awkward, wet thrusts on screen as the warm coils swirled back and forth in perfect time with his thrusts. His sloppy stream of precum lubed the tight screw until he'd fucked it into a hot lather. Musky juice leaked between each coil while the tip burst forth in a bubbling froth as he enjoyed his wank.

Abe seemed fixated on the display however, ignoring his own throbbing tent in favour of the writhing mass of schlong. "Dude....." he moaned in awe. "You can fuck your own cock... You gotta jerk me off that way."

Jack laughed again as he uncoiled his meat and fondled the lizard's pole, pushing it down across his hip so the roo could easily get the fly undone. Abe quivered in anticipation, adjusting in place until he felt the warm tentacle creeping into his briefs. The touch of it melted him into a puddle of scales and sexual appetite and sunk into the couch deeper with each coil of Jack's dick around his own.

"Squishy," the lizard chuckled at his buddy.

"I told you I can't get a boner, dude," Jack replied as he pulled out the relatively cool shaft like he were erecting a statue.

It was nice, the warm pre and the cool skin was a good combination and at first the mammal stroked slowly to get used to it. But Abe wasn't so patient. Right away he started to thrust his hips into his friend's grasp, fucking the coils excitedly and turning his attention back to the porn on the screen. Precum mixed between the pair and churned up again in a sloppy lather with a chorus of wet noises to join the video they both gave all of their attention.

Jack pulled tightly around Abe's shaft, stroking slower but deeper, flicking his tip against the lizard's. Over and over they teased and fucked each other's cocks making a biggger and bigger mess of Abe's porn night outfit. Their mutual, frotting masturbation continued in companionable silence, even when the roo scooted closer so he could wedge his tip against the lizard's cock. He squirmed just enough into his own coils that he could rewind his cock going from head to base so he could fondle his balls and Abe could fuck freely.

After a long moment though, the reptile bit his lip and hissed through his edging climax. "Fuck... What do I do?"

"What do you mean, dude?" asked Jack as he squeezed at his roommate's balls.

Abe tried to say something but instead he moaned and started to fire off his wad. Thick gouts of cum stretched out across their dorm and over the television like he had been saving it up for a few days. Wild gushes would have sprayed over everything if it wasn't the for the tight grip around his length. Cock held cock in desperate pleasure as the room filled with the smell of lizard cum, more and more of it pouring out onto the TV as the 'actors' on screen joined in his climax.

The throbbing felt just as nice as the coolness of his skin had against the marsupial's tendril, pumping thick and long within his coils. He couldn't handle it much longer though so he let go, sending a spray of cum to the ceiling, and recreated his personal screw. He fucked himself fast as he could until he too started to unleash his load. It wasn't as impressive, in and of itself, as Abe's but his flailing cock, losing all control in his orgasm threw, it in sloppy arcs against the TV and walls until every surface in their room had jizz of one kind or another.

Finally finished, they sat back and watched the familiar credits of their porno gathering their collective strength while their spent cocks splayed on top of each other, dripping cum down their legs. It wasn't long before Jack set his cock back to work, putting Abe's away then tucking itself away and zipping up his fly. The reptile watched with great interest until everything was neatly packaged, well, neat as far as cumstained packages go.

"Dude. What kind of tricks can you do with that thing?"

Jack laughed again and gave his pants a wiggle as if it were something to show off. "Stupid stuff mostly. I can show you the gay ones in a little bit," Just then cum dripped off the ceiling onto his nose. "Roshambo you for the cleanup?" he offered as he lapped away the sticky dollop.