Rosetta's Plan

Story by Philisophical_noone on SoFurry

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#3 of Spring


"You killed people?!"

Cedric nodded, "Yeah. Not all people, only the contracts I agreed with. Mostly criminals, drug lords, corrupt officials, that sort of thing. I don't blame you for your reaction."

Rosetta was surprised, but a little excited by the idea that she was dating an assassin, "So... how many people did you kill?"

Cedric looked at her, "I didn't count. It looks like you bought some things... put them away in here. I'm going to take a quick shower because of the blood. If anyone knocks, don't answer. Actually..." He opened the cabinet which held the plates and pulled out the mysterious box, "Here, in case they really start banging on the door. Fully loaded, no safety. Not much kickback, so just point and shoot." He opened the box and showed her the handgun.

Rosetta was blushing as she felt the attraction to Cedric rising, "Okay. But uh... I don't know if I can shoot anybody."

"Security systems will alert me first, so this is a sort of 'last resort' option. If people start knocking, run upstairs to my room or the shower or wherever I happen to be." He turned and eventually made his way into the shower.

Rosetta picked up her groceries and began to put them away, "Wow... my heart is beating so fast. Hm... Ah! I've got red on me! I wonder... if he would let me take a shower too..." She smiled then punched the air above her, "Yes! I've got a chance!" For a brief second, she realized why people called her an eternal optimist.

She walked upstairs and easily found the bathroom. She peered inside the open door and saw that the bathroom was massive. The floors and walls were tiled, there was a toilet, a bathtub, and drains on the floor. The shower was actually a few shower heads attached to the ceiling inside a large area with walls just up to the waist on both sides. It resembled a fancy, oversized locker room shower. She felt the blood rush to her face as she watched Cedric standing under the water, and couldn't hold it in anymore.

Rosetta took off her shirt and bra, then smoothly slipped into the bathroom. She did make sure that she was noticeable, as having Cedric pass out again would ruin this golden opportunity. He looked over, then for the first time, she saw his cheeks get bright red, "R-R-Rosetta!"

She smiled sweetly as she walked next to him, "I had a little red on me, so I hope you don't mind..." She looked up into his eyes, "You know... you have very pretty eyes Cedric."

"Your eyes are... beautiful too Rosetta. As a side note, I'm happy you only have two... because any more and I would be overwhelmed by your beauty." He was uncomfortable as he said this, but Rosetta knew that he meant it. She put her hands on his shoulders and pulled him down a little, "Rosetta..." She smiled once more as she kissed Cedric.

She wrapped her arms around him as he put his hands on her hips. They were both enjoying the moment, but as it turns out, hot water pouring down on your lips and faces is not as pleasant as it seems. The both jumped back when it became to much, but continued smiling, "He he... I've never kissed anyone taller than me before...or a killer. It was... hot." They both laughed at the cheap pun. When standing normally, the top of Rosetta's head fell just short of Cedric's shoulders. She thought it was a little funny, but she didn't say that.

They finished the shower when they realized that they had both forget to prepare clothes, "Come on, I probably have a shirt that wouldn't be too big for you." In his room, Rosetta noticed that the only window was on the ceiling, looking out into the night sky. Cedric saw her looking, "It's like a two way mirror, we can see out, but nobody can see in. I like to gaze into the heavens before I fall asleep... I find it relaxing. Here." He tossed her a black shirt, which was quite large, but soft. Rosetta slipped it on as Cedric put on some similar comfy clothing.

"Hey, let's go downstairs. I want to hear all about your past!" She was really interesting in getting to know her soul mate boyfriend, who happened to be an assassin. Also, she had a secret little plan.

The both went downstairs, "First thing's first." He put the cabinet gun away, then opened the doors below the sink and pulled out two MAC-10's, "These are for emergencies as well. What they lack in accuracy and power they make up for in suppression and creating a retreat opportunity. This island here," He slapped the island, "Can withstand a barrage of armor-piercing bullets. Over here..." He walked into the living room and dug around on the movie shelves, "Is a shotgun and another handgun. This whole house is like a fortress. Now, what is it you would like to know?"

She was awestruck about many things right now, most recently the guns hidden around the house in plain sight, "Uh... how did you kill people?"

"Listen, I know you find this interesting, but this is hardly appropriate talk around a lady. Suffice it to say I done everything from a head shot a mile away to brutal torture and poison. Now, I'm a little thirsty. How about you?" She nodded, "Alright, I'll see what I have."

Rosetta was still blushing Alright! She thought, This night is going to be awesome! A little wine, some snacks... maybe a romantic movie to get us in the mood... She put her fists in front of her face as she stifled a giggle Oh yes, this will be a night we'll never forget! Our first time...

"Hm... I've got some soda."

Rosetta looked over her shoulder, "Why don't we drink the wine I bought? It's not fancy, but it is something!" Cedric looked at the bottle sitting next to the microwave, then back at Rosetta, "What?"

He gestured for her to come with him, "I have a better idea." She hadn't explored the house yet, so she had no idea there was a basement. He opened the door, which was actually disguised as a bookcase Wow! This is so cool! Then, a musty smell wafted up into their noses, "That my dear, is the smell of history and skill." They walked down the wooden staircase, and Rosetta's eyes went wide.

"Great googly moogly..." It was a huge wine cellar, with a ton of bottles of wine, most covered in dust, "This is... how did you... wow..."

Cedric rubbed the back of his head, "Yeah, I kinda got into collecting rare wines and such after this one contract. So yeah, this is what I got. Let's pick out a good one."

Rosetta turned to him and waved her arms, "Wait! These are way too valuable to drink! We can't open one!"

"Wine was meant to be consumed, not collected. It is better to admire the taste for even a moment then to let the bottle disappear into the sands of time. Or something else that sounds deep. Now... let's see..." He was scanning the wine racks while Rosetta was staring at the wine... then at him as he bent over Hm... I wonder when I'll get another chance to admire that again..."Ah, this will do. This was crafted about twenty years ago. Some thieves killed the father, and did some things to his daughter. She got in contact with me, and after some... actions... she rewarded me with money, which I refused since she needed it more. So she gave me a few bottles of her father's wine. It's actually very good. I think she's got one of the largest wineries in France now..." He blew the dust off of the bottle.

Rosetta walked over to him, "Wow... is that what got you interested in wine?" He shook his head, "Oh, well, come on. We can listen to music or something while we drink it. Just you and me, in each other's arms..." She shivered as she pictured it in her head.

Cedric raised an eyebrow, "Uh huh. You know, for someone who teaches little kids, you sure are accepting this assassin thing pretty well. Why is that?"

They walked back upstairs, "Wow! This door is just so awesome! I can't believe how much it looks like a bookshelf!" Cedric cleared his throat, "Oh, right. Well, I'm an optimist. Besides, as my soul mate, I am willing to make this work out perfectly! Also, I think it's kinda sexy."

"Sexy? Picturing me killing people is sexy? Never heard that before." He filled two glasses and handed one to Rosetta, "But I guess everyone's got something. I think."

They sat down on the couch in the living room and Rosetta nestled up to Cedric, "Yeah, I guess people do. So, what gets you excited? Some skimpy lingerie? A little strip tease? Robots?"

Cedric took a sip, "I... don't know. All the things I've seen and all the things I've done, haven't had time to consider things about myself. Occupational hazard. But you are cute at least."

Rosetta felt Cedric put an arm around her shoulder, "You know... I've been thinking about us for a while..."

"But... we met yesterday."

Rosetta giggled then brushed her hand across his chest, "Yes, but... everyone has needs. I know I don't have the same body type as you, but there is something we could try." Cedric looked at her as she winked, "I know you'll just love the feel."

Cedric tensed up, "I have a feeling that I will have to keep my eyes shut... and take my focus off of my body, won't I?"

"Maybe..." She took a sip of wine and smiled seductively.

"I swear, I had a nightmare like this once... except there was a lot more scre-" Rosetta kissed him.