The Worst Yiff in History
So, a while back, I knew this kid who hates yiffers, yet he was a furry. His name was Wolf's Shadow. He added me on steam simply to ask me if I yiffed, then get pissy about it when my answer was "Yes". Later, in a group steam chat, one of my friends jokingly yiffed him, which was Wolf's first yiff. He left for about 30 minutes then came back and asked my friend to yiff him again, this time in private chat. Evidently he liked that first yiff.
This was the chatlog of that yiff.
My friend's name has been retained, as I doubt he still wants to be associated with this dumbass. Instead I'll use "Furry" for his name. Original, amirite?
Wolf's Shadow used the name Psycho Wolf and Prison Guard in this.
Psycho Wolf: im going to run a high voltage through yoru body
Psycho Wolf: if its just for a short time
Psycho Wolf: it wont kill you
Psycho Wolf: ok
Psycho Wolf: lets start
Psycho Wolf zaps you
Psycho Wolf: had enough yet?
Furry: I just want your dick in my asshole, that's all I want.
Furry: Kthnx.
Psycho Wolf: well
Psycho Wolf: if you submit
Psycho Wolf: you dont get it
Psycho Wolf: if you SOMEHOW make it through
Psycho Wolf: I YIFF YOU :3
Psycho Wolf: but since i HATE furries
Furry: K.
Psycho Wolf: and my torture is BRUTAL
Psycho Wolf: I doubt youl survive
Psycho Wolf: ok
Furry: Your a furry, who hates furries.
Furry: Cute.
Psycho Wolf: Lets get started
Psycho Wolf zaps you
Psycho Wolf: ...how did you like that?
Furry: Love it.
Psycho Wolf: can ya take one more?
Furry: Getting kinky here.
Psycho Wolf zaps you again
Psycho Wolf: hmm
Psycho Wolf: nothing
Psycho Wolf keeps zapping you
Psycho Wolf: !
Psycho Wolf: YOU
Psycho Wolf: YOUR USING
Psycho Wolf: AUTo-FIRE
Psycho Wolf: we cant have that
Psycho Wolf pulls out his revolver and points it at your head
Psycho Wolf: ugh
Psycho Wolf zaps you
Furry: Feels good man.
Psycho Wolf continues shocking
Furry: :3
Psycho Wolf zaps you really long
Psycho Wolf: ugh
Psycho Wolf: had enough yet?
Furry: Nope.avi
Furry: :3
Psycho Wolf: CAN YOU TAKE ONE MORE?
Psycho Wolf: CAN YOU STILL GO ON?
Furry: Yes I can.
Psycho Wolf zaps you EXTREMELY LONG
Psycho Wolf: *10 minutes later*
Psycho Wolf continues shocking
Psycho Wolf shuts off the machine
Psycho Wolf: Wow
Psycho Wolf: Holy fuck
Psycho Wolf: how did y-
Psycho Wolf: DID YOU USE AUTO-FIRE?
Furry: Nope.
Psycho Wolf: How?
Psycho Wolf: fine
Psycho Wolf: lets yiff!
Psycho Wolf: but FIRST
Psycho Wolf grabs you off the bed
Psycho Wolf carries you to the wall
Psycho Wolf slams you intot he wall then rips off your shirt
Psycho Wolf drags you into a weird cell
Psycho Wolf theres a bed, and a guard near the cell
Psycho Wolf locks you in
Psycho Wolf: there
Psycho Wolf: im not done
Psycho Wolf: with the torture
Psycho Wolf runs off
Psycho Wolf has changed their name to Prison Guard.
Prison Guard glares
Prison Guard: Hah-CHOO!
Prison Guard: Damn!
Prison Guard: I caught a cold!
Furry: Yeah I'm sick.
Furry: Sorry bout that mate.
Prison Guard: THAT BITCH! HE YIFFED THE BOSS's STAND IN!
Prison Guard: I CANT BELEAVE HE WOU-
Prison Guard: Shut up!
Prison Guard watches
Prison Guard: Ahchoo!
Prison Guard: Ahchoo1
Furry: Go fuck yourself.
Furry: :D
Prison Guard: Shaddap in there will ya?
Prison Guard: AHchoo!
Furry: Why not come in here and shove that nightstick in my ass?
Prison Guard: Ahchoo
Furry: I'd love it.
Prison Guard glares
Prison Guard: i got a famas
Prison Guard watches and sneezes
Prison Guard: AHCHOO
Prison Guard opens the door
Prison Guard: Hey (Furry)
Prison Guard: its showtime
Prison Guard: Wolf wants you!
Furry: Hot.
Prison Guard has changed their name to Psycho Wolf.
Psycho Wolf: Alright
Psycho Wolf: il tell ya once more
Psycho Wolf: pusht he resist button repeatedly blahblahblah
Psycho Wolf: i dont care
Psycho Wolf zaps you
Psycho Wolf: can you take one more?
Furry: As much as you throw at me.
Psycho Wolf zaps you for like 10 minutes
*Furry blocks him shortly thereafter, Wolf asks me about it.*
6:15 PM - Prison Guard: hey
6:15 PM - Prison Guard: question
6:15 PM - Me: Yeah?
6:15 PM - Prison Guard: whats with (Furry)'s random block?
6:16 PM - Prison Guard: Also tell him
6:16 PM - Prison Guard: "The cold medicine is the key!"
6:16 PM - Prison Guard: for the RP
6:16 PM - Me: Meh he probably doesn't like MGS yiff.
6:16 PM - Prison Guard: yeah but then i'll yiff him!
6:16 PM - Prison Guard: k?
6:17 PM - Prison Guard: Alright?
6:17 PM - Prison Guard: Il yiff his brains out :3
6:18 PM - Prison Guard: come on!
6:18 PM - Prison Guard: please/
6:18 PM - Prison Guard: il yiff him
6:18 PM - Prison Guard: its a promise
6:18 PM - Prison Guard locks tails
6:18 PM - Prison Guard: a 100 percent promise
6:19 PM - Me: What.
6:19 PM - Me: Oi I'm not yiffin' you
6:19 PM - Prison Guard: no
6:19 PM - Prison Guard: i yiff (Furry)
6:19 PM - Me: Then get away from me asdf
6:19 PM - Prison Guard: but he needs to unblock me
6:19 PM - Prison Guard: THEN i will yiff him
6:20 PM - Prison Guard: ask if he wants to yiff or what
6:20 PM - Prison Guard: Alright?
6:21 PM - Prison Guard: i wanna yiff him! :3
6:21 PM - Me: FINE JEEZ.
6:21 PM - Prison Guard: lol
6:22 PM - Prison Guard: ok?
6:22 PM - Prison Guard: hurry up
6:23 PM - Prison Guard: he still hasnt unblocked me
6:23 PM - Prison Guard: i wanna yiff him so bad
6:23 PM - Me: Lol he get you addicted to yiff or something?
6:26 PM - Me: He did didn't he :U
6:26 PM - Prison Guard: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs
Prison Guard opens the door and looks aorund
Prison Guard: FUCK
Prison Guard: WHEREED HE GO
Furry sticks his leg out and trips the Guard
Prison Guard: !
Prison Guard: hey
Furry: Ok enough playing around! I WANT MY ASS FUCKED!
Prison Guard tries to punch you
Furry runs out and jumps through Wolf's window
Prison Guard tries to shoot you
Prison Guard: wait
Prison Guard: DIE
Furry: YIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.
Furry: You are very yiffy aren't you?
Psycho Wolf: depends
Psycho Wolf: if anything
Psycho Wolf hugs tight
Psycho Wolf locks tails
Psycho Wolf: :3
Psycho Wolf: lets yiff
Psycho Wolf lies down
Psycho Wolf pulls you on top of him
Psycho Wolf removes your shirt
Psycho Wolf removes his shirt
Psycho Wolf huggles
Psycho Wolf licks your chest
Psycho Wolf murrs
Furry starts to unzip his pants, licking your face
Psycho Wolf does same
Psycho Wolf inserts
Psycho Wolf moans
Furry moans as he feels your throbbing cock fill his tight tailhole
Psycho Wolf speeds up and hugs tight
Psycho Wolf speeds up even faster
Furry starts pawing off as you pound his tailhole
Psycho Wolf huggles and french licks as he cums
Furry: Oh shit.... so big...
Furry: Mmmmm.
Furry cums on Wolf's face
Psycho Wolf licks it off
Psycho Wolf hugs
*later, talking to me*
6:53 PM - Psycho Wolf: ask him
6:53 PM - Psycho Wolf: i yiffed him
6:53 PM - Psycho Wolf: hard :3
6:53 PM - Psycho Wolf: so THIS is what its like to yiff
6:53 PM - Psycho Wolf: Being 100 percent honest
6:53 PM - Psycho Wolf: kinda boring
6:55 PM - Me: Failure
6:55 PM - Psycho Wolf: not really
6:55 PM - Me: [6:55:17 PM] Sauce: Tell him he sucks at yiffing.
6:55 PM - Psycho Wolf: could have done worse
6:55 PM - Psycho Wolf: X3
6:55 PM - Psycho Wolf: could have done worse
This hilarious thing about this whole ordeal is that Wolf is an anti-yiff furry. And a straight one. His profile on steam still has this on it:
Fursona:
Name: James the Skunk
Type: Skunk
Fur: Black with red Stripes (where the white fur ususally is is red) Sometimes black with white stripes.
Sub/Dom: I dont yiff!
Likes: Hugs!
Straight/bi/gay: I dont yiff but I'm straight.
Dislikes: Yiff, furry porn
Mate: DJ Wolf!
Pleasure points: tip of Tail, stomach, ears, tummy.
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(Not a yiffer, i find that shit SICK)
So, he hates yiff and he's straight. Yet he yiffed my friend, who is a guy.
The irony in this is almost tangible.