Little late themed poem...
'Twas the night before Christmas, and nought did stir. Not the quiet tappings, of a mouse resorting to fapping, nor the loud bark, of a dog doing more with that shark...
All stayed quiet, and nought was going on...Not the loud cries of a fox, being stuffed with cocks, nor the screeches of a bat, getting more than teeth from a cat...
No...Not even the Mods and Admins did awken, All was quiet on the uneventful night of Christmas eve..