Goguma Incident 1 : Ezra catches a fire!
#1 of Nu Pogodi Goguma Troubles
I had fun with this idea suggested by an online friend, and the magical goguma was 100% my idea.
Ezra hare and Pavia wolf had been mortal enemies, one day they came across a magical goguma. At first Ezra said not to touch it but Pavia ignored him and tried to take it home, just then a huge flash of light burst out from the goguma and there they changed positions, they also found out that they were back in the museum again like Episode 12, only Pavia was tiny and Ezra was big and holding a lit cigarette in his mouth.
When Pavia saw Ezra like that he taunted "Hey, you big bumbaclot, come and get me!".
Ezra, not noticing that he had the cigar in his mouth, asked "What's a bumbaclot?", but at that moment the cigar fell inside the armor and ignited the pants.
"Joke's on you bumbaclot^^" Pavia said and Ezra didn't notice for a minute, but he looked down and noticed that he had caught into his own joke by setting his own pants on fire.
"Geezers!" Ezra tried to jump out of the armor but it didn't work due to his body size, he even tried to squat down but it couldn't take out the cigarette so Ezra stands up giving his booty a great shake. Until finally he takes off running like a rocket to find a means to put out the fire. All while he had flames and smoke trailing from his booty. Ezra runs all over the museum tripping over stuff, grabbing everything he could use to beat the fire out trying to put it out with no success. Ezra was now panicking, his booty shorts and groin was about to burn to ashes and he couldn't stop it. He ends up in the middle of the museum jumping up and down in a frantic motion. Screaming and slapping his booty. Thinking he was going to lose his buttcrack and peewee until he see Pavia in front of him recording it.
"Hey, what's the deal, stop recording me!"
"No, I'm just making you feel the pain that I felt. Good luck trying to extinguish that fire!"
Ezra wanted to beat him up but first he needed to put the fire out quickly. Just then Pavia goes over to Ezra, takes out the bottle of water from his pocket and begins pouring it into the armor. Only thing was it wasn't enough water. "Uh oh, Ezra I'm out of water." "Damn, OK only one solution." Ezra got hot water from the kettle. "NO NONONO Ezra hot water is really bad to sensitive regions-"
But before Pavia could finish his word, Ezra started pouring the boiling water on his own privates. "OOOOHHHHH AHHHHH!!" Ezra screamed, and Pavia facepalmed.
"Oh no by all means!" Pavia hands Ezra the fire extinguisher and Ezra uses it to cool down his body and get rid of the remaining embers.
"Finally fire is out, but I don't get why you used the word bumbaclot."
"Duh, you was playing hard to get, just like a bumbaclot would do."
"Shut up dummy!"
"Do you really think-"
Just then in the middle of their arguement they found the same goguma, they touched it at the same time and went back to their usual selves, but it is unknown that they will learn their lesson or keep fighting afterwards.