Big Bad Wolf vs. Bigger Badder Wolf
My characters, you cant have em! NEAH! -stamps copyright all over the place-
If this offends you, then its your fault for reading this in the first place.
Deep in the bowels of the earth the most evilest of evil is created. Long since our hero, Vincent Woolfe, The Big Bad Wolf has appeared across the globe. Yiffing everyone and everyting yiffable, humiliateing those who do not follow to his constant routine. But his greatest enemies, even unkown to him, have created his most challenging challenge yet.
The League of Nuns have been angry with Him for years, but after collecting a sample of his DNA from one of the whores who submitted to his advances of yiff. In two years they created a clone of Vincent Woolfe, an exact likeness, But Bigger and Badder then anything the original can be. Born in this, the nuns programed him to Eliminate the original BBW, take his place, and replace him as a better more religious figure of the catholic faith towards the children of the world.
Monday... 9:00 am.
"Vince cant you go one day without buggering one of the fems at the counter? we are never gonna get some food at any gorecery store in the world if we keep this up" Roxy'coon growled.
"You saw the look she gave me, that hot panda clearly bent over, just asking for me to mount her infront of that family of christians" Vince said as he wipes his muzzle clean of female juices.
"Ummm Vince, you have to admit, we are all hungry" Chucky weakly spoke over the loud sound of his stomach growling.
"Ummm Vinny..." Veronica stopped, followed by the other three.
Vince continued to walk, savoring the flavor of panda sex in his muzzle when he bumps into something big, thinking its a wall he feels it, he finds it to be breathing, and what he is feeling up on is rock hard masculine pecs. He backs up to take a full veiw of who was blocking his path.
There stood a 12'6" tall wolf, his body was almost pure muscle, his jacket was like Vince's cept it had sleaves. A heavy metal necklace sporting the crusifix and Virgin Mary. His shirt has a logo saying "League of Nuns". His pants were black leather, snug and very revealing. This wolf has the exact same face upon his giant shoulders Cept from a bigger beard and his hair even longer and shaggier, His long hair tied in a pony tail that drapes down his back. The sunglasses were like the shinest pitch black glass ever made, and they reflected Vincent's form from this veiw, makeing him look small and insignifigant. "HOLA INSECT!" he bellowed down onto Vince, his breath stank of mintyfreshness.
"..." Vincent almost feinted if it wasnt for the Bigger wolf's fist connecting with his jaw.
Vince flew up over his friends and onto a car, bounceing off the steel his nearly indestructable body dented the hood. He hits the sidewalk groaning, But then he screams in agony as a giant boot comes down hard onto his chest. A few bones can be heard snapping, but they quickly begin to heal. But he continues to scream as the boot repeatedly stomps on his smaller opponets chest.
Vincent's friends took cover in the nearest ally.
Vince tried to kick the bigger Wolf in the balls but when he made contact he hurt his foot. He whined but gained his breath as The larger wolf grabbed him by the hair lifting him off the ground.
He stared his enemy directly in the face, But he was only greeted with a grin, In what seemed like an eternity, Our hero was flung by the hair over his opponet's shoulder, makeing a wind screeching sound as he came towards the building blocking his ariel path. The building shook with a loud vibrateing thunder as Vince slammed into it, cracking the surface all around the impact of his body.
He groaned and whimpered in pain, opening his eyes that in slow motion went wide as The Bigger Wolf leaped into the air in his direction, a fist curled back and ready. Time spead up as The Giant punched Vince through the building with such force that the smaller wolf was sent flying through building and building, the speed of his flight decreaseing with every structure that he went through, all until he slowed down and plummited to the stree below.
With a sick and loud thud, his body hit the assphault of the ground and caused the traffic all around him to crash into everything else, and pile all around his fallen form. He groaned and whimpered louder, his body trying to reheal from the damage he had been dealt through all that.
He saw the beast comming down towards him, his boots ready to crush his skull, Vince reached and grabbed two cars that were closest to him, and as soon as The wolf was too close, Vince slammed the cars together on him, causeing an explosion as the fuel ignited in both tanks. His enemy flew back and into a pile of cars.
Vince leapt up and sprinted toward the Bigger wolf and used his shoulder to slam into him. They both plowed through the wreckage and onto the sidewalk. Vince straddleing his enemy's Stomach, he began to repeatedly wail and pound his fists into the the Bigger look alike's face. The glasses cracked with each hit they took.
Growling and yelping loudly as he is actually being struck by his inferior, he rolls so he has the Insect pinned onto the cement. He holds his fist back and he pounded it into Vince's face.
As each punch connected with his face, Vinces head went father into the ground, the cement cracking all around his head, the ground thundering with each blow.
The bigger wolf grinned and readied his fist for the final blow, but his flexibl oppnet kicked him hard in the stomach with a double foot rabbit kick. He was airborn about fifteen feet at most, but that was enough distance for what Vince was gonna do.
Vince reached behind his back and kneeling on one knee he pulled out his Nucklezooka. A rocket launcher that has a giant boxing glove with steel spiked knuckles. and with a loud explosive boom, the rocket powerd fist catches the Bigger wolf inbetween two spikes and sends him rocketing into the air.
With a steam of smoke, The clone was sent straight into the sk at breakneck speed.
Vince stood up and finished his self healing. He looked for his friends, but his sensitive ears twitched with a highpitched screech. He looked up and he was plowed into the ground as the Bigger wolf came down ontop of him, feet first. They both roke the ground and went into the lower levels of the sewege and subway.
the earth shook as these powerhouses exchanged blows. the ground shattering, fire hydrants explode and shoot off water. Buildings collapse as they are shaken off of their foundations.
A skool bus flys off the ground as the Clone flys upwards from under it and lands ontop of skyscraper.
Vince leaps up through the hole in the ground, acending higher and higher into the air until he reached the fiend twice his size at the top of the building. He kicked him hard in the chest sending the beast off the building and straight towards the ground.
But after catching his breath, the Clone landed on his feet, trying to supress the impact so he wouldnt fall.
Vince leaped off the building fists clenched together for a double handed hammer slam. And as he came close he screamed in agony.
His grinning enemy had punched him straight into his stomach, and with a horizontal uppercut he was sent flying over the clone's shoulder and skidding across the street. Stopping when enough cars slowed him down.
Vince tried to stand up but the Bigger wolf sprinted with a vengence towards him, and kneed him in the crotch.
No one on earth had heard such a high pitched girlish scream as it carried across the air, all across the nation and over seas. Even the french cringed as the most painful sound was heard.
Vince almost blanked out as he ran out of oxygen from his voice, he fell limp ontop of his enemy.
He grinned grabbing Vince by the tail he spun him around over his head, then vince was flung up into the air.
For the moment he felt so numb, all gravity on his body was lost. Was he dead? did the blow to the balls actually kill him? he felt comepletely gone from this world in those few seconds in mid air. But he heard a voice, was it an angel, it was so beautiful and calming. He opend his eyes and his blurry vision cleared.
"Hey you big holy son of a bitch!" Roxy'coon shouted. "If your anything like vince besides how much you resemble him, I bet you cant resist these!"
Both Roxy and Veronica, Vince's only two careing and loveing friends in the world that stuck by him on everything he did in his life. They flashed the beast that ogled them with an unseen hunger.
Vince hit the ground with a thud as his opponet lost all intrest in him. He stood up and growled ferrally. He reached behind his back and pulled out his favorite weapon, A giant cartoonish mallet, And in one swift swing he landed the giant blunt hammer ontop of the Clone's head and sent the freak deep into the ground with such a powerful swing.
Roxy and Veronica rushed over to BBW as he fell backwards, the caught him and craddled him gently as he began to slowly recover from his wounds.
"I love you guys..." he groaned before he passed out. They dragged his sleeping body back home.
Deep below the city in the undergound base of the league of nuns, the clone had crashed and landed on the whole group, Knocked into a coma, and injured most of his leaders. He would kick his inferior's ass... If he wakes up.
Morale(s)
1) Friends are their to help you, no matter how badly you treat them, they are the people you can depend upon in the time you need them the most.
2) Nuns are evil, dont be blinded by their habits and black gowns.
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