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#2 of KINGDOM HEARTS Brand New Animal+

a parody of a scene from Spider-Man Into the Spider-Verse where Sora and Michiru try to get her back to Anima City.


MICHIRU: Sorry... I never even asked your name?

SORA: I'm Sora. And I'm from another world on the other side of this reality.

SORA: Oops! I'm not messing with the world order, am I?

MICHIRU: Uhh... no? What do you mean "world order"?

SORA: Oh, never mind.

MICHIRU: Nice to meet you, Sora. Now we just need to restore Anima City.

SORA: You can't! There's no way!

MICHIRU: Why not?

SORA: The Other-Dimension-ator is in Danville, USA. The Tri-State Area!

MICHIRU: It's that far?! Okay, we just need to get plane tickets to Danville.

SORA: What?! There's no way Beastmen are allowed in the airport!

MICHIRU: This isn't my world, Sora. It's not your world either.

MICHIRU: Lucky for us there's no Beast hunters in this world because I'm from a cartoon in this world.

SORA: Right. Beast hunters are against Beastmen. But since there aren't any in this world, we can get to the airport without being hunted.

MICHIRU: Perfect! ...Do you have your ID?

SORA: No. Do you?

MICHIRU: I have a Student ID.

SORA: Eh, close enough.

MICHIRU: Quick, there's no time to lose!

-Burger King restaurant in Shibuya-

MICHIRU: Mmm! I love this burger! So delicious!

MICHIRU: Thanks for bringing me here and paying for this meal.

MICHIRU: You know, in my world. This place is called "Burger Kitty" instead of "Burger King".

SORA: Can we focus?

MICHIRU: Oh, right!

SORA: We need to make sure I have all your powers.

MICHIRU: Okay, how?

SORA: Well...

MICHIRU: You know what? Let's find out later.

MICHIRU: Sora, look up where Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated. is.

Sora looks up Doofenshmirtz evil incorporated on his Gummiphone.

SORA: (reads) The evil lair of Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz where his ex-wife Charlene sends him his alimony checks for funding on his inators.

SORA: Hey! You can teach me how to fly there using wings!

-Shibuya Airport-

GUARD: ID please?

MICHIRU: Here.

GUARD: Michiru Kagemori... species... Human?

MICHIRU: Hehe...

GUARD: Aren't you a little... furry to be human?

MICHIRU: uhh...

SORA: Yes. Yes we are.

GUARD: Alright, then.

SORA & MICHIRU: Phew!

Sora and Michiru arrived at Danville Airport and then to...

?Doofenshmirtz evil incorporated!?

MICHIRU: What a weird building.

SORA: Perry the platypus always breaks into this place on his missions to stop that guy from taking over the entire Tri-State Area!

MICHIRU: Right. Wait... a platypus?

SORA: Don't tell anyone, but he's a secret agent of OWCA.

MICHIRU: Oh, right! Okay... what would I do if were a spy platypus?... Got it!

MICHIRU: Sora, goggle me!

SORA: alright.

Michiru's red on black goggles sequence from "The Emperor's New School"

MICHIRU: First, we infiltrate the lab. Then, we find Doofenshmirtz's PC. Then, we hack the PC and download the important stuff. Finally, we grab us a donut from that box and run.

MICHIRU: It just might work.

SORA: Can you at least teach how to fly?

MICHIRU: We'll burn that bridge when we get to it.

SORA: What?!

-inside the Doofenshmirtz building-

DOOFENSHMRITZ: Alright, Norm. These are really good numbers.

DOOFENSHMRITZ: When we fire the Other-Dimension-ator again, there could be a black hole right under Tokyo. This is multiple dimensions beginning to crash into each other.

NORM: Won't there be a rupture in the space-time continuum?

DOOFENSHMRITZ: Yes!

MICHIRU: [whispers] Not good!

SORA: They're leaving! Now's our chance!

Michiru and Sora enter the room and hack the computer.

MICHIRU: Wait, what's password?

SORA: simple, it's "Doofalicious".

MICHIRU: How did you know?

SORA: Perry figured it out on the episode "Kermillion's Comet".

Sora downloads the code to deactivate the Other-Dimension-ator

MICHIRU: Okay, that's just too easy.

DOOFENSHMRITZ: Who's there?

SORA: Uh, oh!

MICHIRU: Sora, where are you going?!

DOOFENSHMRITZ: GASP! Michiru Kagemori!!!

MICHIRU: Oh, snap!

[Doof traps Michiru]

DOOFENSHMRITZ: I must apologize. All of my traps are platypus-sized.

DOOFENSHMRITZ: You wouldn't happen to be from another dimension, right?

MICHIRU: Yeah, a world called Anima City.

DOOFENSHMRITZ: Pinch me, I must be dreaming!

Doof picks Michiru's nose with a cotton swab

SORA: Oh, no!

DOOFENSHMRITZ: Wow! Real life Beast Factor! BDA!

DOOFENSHMRITZ: And you're not even glitching!

MICHIRU: That's only in that movie you saw.

DOOFENSHMRITZ: "Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse"?

MICHIRU: What did you say your name was?

DOOFENSHMRITZ: Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz.

MICHIRU: You're that evil pharmacist!

DOOFENSHMRITZ: Actually, I'm an evil scientist! A lot of people are confused by the lab coat.

MICHIRU: Sora, run!

SORA: What?

MICHIRU: RUN!!!

SORA: Okay!

Sora ran and ran until Doofenshmirtz saw him and tried to stop him.

DOOFENSHMRITZ: Michiru, you didn't tell me you a boyfriend!

MICHIRU: He's not my boyfriend!

DOOFENSHMRITZ: Come on, give it back, boy!

SORA: It's Sora!

Sora summons his Keyblade and sword fights Doofenshmirtz long enough for him and Michiru to escape to the front entrance.

SORA: Phew! That was close!

DOOFENSHMRITZ: NORM! Don't let them get away!

MICHIRU: We're doomed!

Doofenshmirtz nearly defeats Sora and Michiru until...

???: Can't let you do that, Heinz!

A mysterious figure with a Keyblade fights Doof and saves Sora and Michiru.

It was...

SORA: GASP! FOX McCLOUD?!

FOX: Yep.

MICHIRU: You know him?

SORA: Yeah, he's from my favorite video game, STAR FOX!

FOX: I'm from the Lylat System, kid. Far away from Earth.

-flashback-

FOX: Alright, people! Let's do this one last time.

FOX: My name is Fox McCloud, leader of Star Fox.

FOX: I'm pretty sure you know the rest. I defeated Andross. I defeated General Scales and again, Andross. And I rescued a girl named Krystal, my newest teammate. We defeated the Aparoids... then something weird happened. Krystal and I fell into a deep slumber and didn't know it. We had a nightmare where I kicked Krystal off the team for her own safety. She joined my rival team Star Wolf, but I regained her trust and my friends tried to convince her to forgive me after we defeated the Anglars. But, Xehanort made it so she instead betrayed me and stayed with Star Wolf. Xehanort turned me into an evil empreror and made me kill my friends and conquer everything. But, then... Krystal turned me back and saved me. She told me she was sorry for breaking our bond and being with Star Wolf. When we defeated Xehanort, everything turned out to be a bad dream. Then, we noticed that Xehanort carried us to Earth in our sleep. I... I was so embarrassed of myself that I threatened to destroy everything I cared about. I... married Krystal... on Earth... and had kids... on Earth. There was possible way of getting back to Lylat. I'm stuck here... forever.

-reality-

SORA: Fox, that's awful!

FOX: I know. I miss Corneria so much.

SORA: Is it because I joined Super Smash Bros.?

MICHIRU: Save it for Comic Con!

SORA: What's Comic Con?

-Back in Shibuya-

FOX: Honey... I'm home.

KRYSTAL: Fox! Thank goodness, you're okay!

FOX: Sorry, Kystal. Found some new friends

SORA: You must be Krystal.

KRYSTAL: Are you Beastmen?

SORA: Humans-turned Beastmen, actually.

Krystal gives Sora a DNA test and it shows that he is a Beastman.

KRYSTAL: How is that possible?

SORA: I think it's Beastmanitis. Think you can give us place to stay?

KRYSTAL: Sure.

Krystal takes Sora and Michiru to their room.

SORA: Thanks, Krystal. We owe you one.

THE END