Episode 1: Runaway Lion
#1 of KINGDOM HEARTS Brand New Animal+
This is where Sora gets injured in Quadratum and later gets turned into a Beastman
Narrator: After stopping Doofenshmirtz from using his new Other-Dimension-ator, Sora is gravely injured. Strelitzia rushed Sora to the nearest hospital. As they operated on Sora, three suspicious characters gave Sora a blood transfusion laced with Beast factor, the same that was given to Michiru and Nazuna... whoever those two are...
[flashback]
YZMA: To the Secret Lab!!!
YZMA: Pull the lever, Kronk!
[Kronk pulls lever, "Ready To" plays]
KRONK: I've always loved this song.
[Yzma pulls other lever]
ANNOUNCER: Coming in 2024 to Netflix, Stranger Things 5.
[Yzma's secret lab coaster sequence]
[Yzma and Kronk high five each other]
YZMA: I have the perfect plan to ruin Sora's life.
YZMA: First, I'll make Sora loose all of his blood.
YZMA: Next, I'll give Sora a Beastman blood transfusion.
YZMA: Then, as the Beast DNA kicks in, Sora will turn into a lion Beastman!
YZMA: And Kairi will be so upset to see Sora change into something else! Ahahahahahaha!
YZMA: It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant!!!
KRONK: Don't we use potions and not blood transfusions?
YZMA: Eh?
KRONK: We usually use potions to turn Kuzco into animals and not Sora.
KRONK: I mean, a Beastman blood transfusion? Sounds like it's from
YZMA: BNA?
KRONK: Yeah, BNA: Brand New Animal.
YZMA: Which that is a Netflix original anime series! Ahahahahaha!
KRONK: Won't we get sued?
YZMA: Eh?
KRONK: We have to tell the people at Netflix about...
YZMA: They said it was fine.
KRONK: Okay, but where do we get Beastman blood?
ALAN: If you want Beastman blood, then you're not too far away.
[thunder clap]
YZMA: ALAN?! What are you doing here?
ALAN: I was hoping you might need my help. That's why I brought THIS!!!
KRONK: A bag a beastman blood!
YZMA: You had that the whole time?!
ALAN: Yes, yes I did.
[Scene dissolves to the exterior of the hospital. Then we cut to a hospital room while Sora is in bed now wearing a patient's uniform and a cast on his broken leg. Sora opens his eyes and sees the doctor.]
Doctor : You have a visitor, Sora. [Sora smiles. Strelitzia appears behind the doctor, wearing a nurse's uniform.]
Strelitzia : Hi, Sora. [Sora gets startled and tries to escape. But his leg sprains as he moans in pain]
Doctor : Soon you'll be as good as new. All you need is plenty of rest and some SLC: Strelitzia Loving Care.
Strelitzia : He's right, Sora. You'll be fine.
[Sora rolls his eyes and groans. Strelitzia aproaches the bed and then swoons and gives him medicine.] Strelitzia : Open wide! [Strelitzia tries to give him a spoon of medicine, Sora pushes the spoon and refuses to take the medicine. Strelitzia tries to give him another spoon, but he moves his head to the other side. Multiple arms of Strelitzia holding a spoon try to give Sora some medicine, but he covers his mouth, refusing to take the medicine. Strelitzia turns red and angrily punches Sora's broken leg, which he screams in pain. Strelitzia finally puts the spoon of medicine in Sora's mouth. He swallows and groans in disgust.] Strelitzia : There we go. That wasn't so bad, was it?
Sora : Strelitzia, I should go get a soda, okay? [Sora leaves the room] Strelitzia : Okay, come back safe. [An ambulance appears and stops in front of the hospital. Alan Sylvasta opens the back door, dressed as a doctor.]
Vanitas : Ah. With Sora out of action, we can take him by surprise. [Jumps out of the ambulance] Unversed, attack! [Vanitas's Unversed nervously hide behind the doors, dressed as nurses. They timidly jump out of the ambulance and turn red, embarrassed] In these disguises, we will have unlimited access to this hospital. [Emphasis on his eyes] Sora won't stand a chance.
[Sora walks to the hallway of the hospital. Dada runs carrying a pile of bedpans.]
Dada : Bedpans, coming through! [Dada passes by and almost hits Sora's broken leg. The doctor takes a sick Santa.]
Doctor : Make way! Make way! [The doctor passes by which makes Sora spin around and makes him dizzy. A girl skips and gives a lollipop to Sora. She kicks Sora's broken leg and runs away giggling, Sora moans in pain. Vanitas and his Unversed watch behind the corner.]
Vanitas : There he is. We shall sneak up on him from... behind. [They sneak up behind Sora, until they get caught by the nurse.]
Nurse : Doctor. There you are. [She carries Vanitas] We've been waiting for hours. [She pushes Vanitas and his Unversed to the patient's room.] This patient's boil isn't gonna lance itself. [She slams the door1.]
Chang : I've been using the ointments like you said doctor, [He takes off his shirt] but this boil [A boil on Chang's back grows] just keeps getting bigger!
Vanitas : Okay, [To one of the Unversed] that's... just wrong. [Nurse hands Vanitas a knife]
Nurse : Lance away, doctor! [Vanitas hands his Unversed a knife, who hands it off to the other Uversed. The other shadow tries to hand the knife off, but there's no one else left. Realizing this, the Unversed slowly walks over to Chang and cuts the boil offscreen, as shown by pus splattering onto the door's glass window. Vanitas and his Unversed loudly groan in disgust.]
[Sora walks through the hallway and sees a black coat, looking for him. She grabs a pregnant woman and goes to another room.]
Sora : A black coat! I better hide!
[Sora decides to hide away from the black coat. He goes to the acupuncture room where Linguini is.]
Linguini : Ah, Sora. You are my first [He holds eight needles.] acupuncture patient. [Sora gasps in shock. He tries to run away, but the black coat appears in front of him. He enters back to the room.] Don't worry, this won't hurt a bit. Least it's not supposed to. [Sora tears out and swallows]
Vanitas : Any sign of Sora? [The Unversed shakes his head. A scream is heard from a room. Sora opens the door and is covered with needles all over his body. Vanitas glares at Sora and Sora gasps. Vanitas and his Unversed prepare to attack Sora. Sora has an idea and smiles. He throws the needles at Vanitas and his Shadows, and instead sends The Unversed hanging on the wall with the needles. Vanitas laughs.] Missed me.
Sora : Vanitas, didn't I defeat you?
Vanitas : Oh... not enough.
Sora : Wait... what?!
Vanitas : You heard me I have been... [Vanitas tries to finish his sentence, but the nurse once again grab him.]
Nurse : There you are! [She grabs Vanitas's Unversed.] You're needed for surgery. [She drags the three to the surgery room. Sora looks at the camera upsetly.]
Sora : You've been... what?
[Dissolve to Santa in bed having a stomachache.]
Santa : Owie! [Zoom out] Oh hoo, owie! Hoo hoo hoo hoo! [Vanitas holds a knife to cut Santa's stomach]
Nurse : Well, doctor? [Vanitascuts Santa's stomach, and takes out a candy cane.]
Vanitas : Huh? [Takes out a gingerbread christmas tree] What the? [Vanitas sweats and nurse wipes the sweat of with a napkin] Hm. [Takes out a snowglobe and shakes it.]
Santa : How did that get in there? [laughs nervously]
[the black coat walks in the hallway and sees Sora. She gasps to see Sora's tooshie and Sora runs away from her. The black coat chases after Sora and stops.]
Doctor : Make way! [He takes a pregnant lady] This lady is gonna have a baby. [Sora hides behind the pregnant lady, and giggles and jumps]
Sora : Phew!
Vanitas : Good work in there. Yeah. [Vanitas and his Unversed spot him] There he is. Get him! [Sora sneaks away from the maternity room, and Vanitas and his Unversed chase after him.] As I was saying...
Sora : Oh, shut up! I defeated you and the rest the Organization once, and I'll defeat you again!
Vanitas : Oh, I doubt it!
Sora : uhh... by the way, are you sure you should be in here?
Vanitas : Why? What do you mean?
Doctor : Push... puuush! [The woman is heard screaming Off-Camera, and a born baby is heard crying] Congratulations. It's a little ninja! [Sora, Vanitas and his Unversed exit the maternity room.]
Vanitas : That was the most horrible thing I've... ever seen in my life. [Sora and Vanitas glare at each other as a heart monitor beeps.] Now I will trap you! [They fight Off-Camera and Sora summons his Keyblade and sword fights withVanitas. They go into an X-Ray machine and enter a nursery where all the babies are sleeping. Vanitas whispers] Take that. [They exit the nursery and Sora enters the elevator, but Vanitas catches him]
Vanitas : Aha!
Patient : Hold the elevator. [Vanitas, the old lady and Sora go up the elevator and Sora flees and goes on a wheelchair.]
[Vanitas looks at the old lady and steals her wheelchair to chase Sora in the hallway. Vanitas and Sora glare at each other, as shown by the fiery backgrounds. They proceed to wheel towards one another, but a black coat sees what's happening and gasps.]
??? : NO!!!
[The Black coat runs fast and jumps and saves Sora.]
Sora : [opens his eyes and sees that the black coat is really Michiru Kagemori from BNA] Hey, you're Michiru!
Michiru : You can't just assault that guy!
Sora : Hey, he's my enemy!
Michiru : Why, because he's a human and you're a Beastman? That really reminds me of Shirou.
Sora : Me a Beastman? What are you...
[Michiru gives Sora a mirror to look at himself with and sees that he was turned into a Lion Beastman]
Sora : AAAAAAHH!!!! What did this to me?!
Michiru : I dunno.
Yzma : Waaaaahahahahahahaha!!!
Sora : Who is that?!
Yzma : I'm Yzma! And I'm an evil sorceress! Ahahahahaha!!!
Michiru : I don't believe it!
Alan : You better believe it!
Michiru : Alan?! But... you stepped down as director of Sylvasta Pharmaceutical!
Alan : I did. Remember when I told Shirou about the true story about our world?
Michiru : Uhhh...
Sora : I do! It was on episode twelve! It's about purebloods and mixed breeds!
Alan : Someone knows his BNA trivia! Ahahahahahaha!
Alan : Xehanort offered me a way to have my revenge on you mixed breeds by wiping your world from existence!
Sora : What?!
Michiru : You erased my world?!
Yzma : Waaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha!!!!
Sora : Don't worry, Michiru. We'll restore your world, I promise.
Michiru : How?
Sora : We'll figure it out. I'm sure of it.
Michiru : Sora, thank you!
[epilogue]
[The doctor pulls open the room curtains, showing Young Xehanort moaning and laying on a bed. He is wearing a body cast and neck brace.]
Vanitas : Ow. [A snapping sound is heard] Oh! Uh... what happened? [Next to him, Garu lays uncomfortably in bed and winces. His head is now bandaged. The doctor approaches both of them.]
Doctor : How are you feeling?
Vanitas : I feel I should be released!
Doctor : [Shakes finger] I'm afraid you won't be leaving any time soon. You need plenty of rest. Nurse? [The nurse and Pucca arrive, each with a bucket and sponge.]
Nurse : Time for your sponge bath! [Garu and Vanitas look on in shock. The nurse walks over to Vanitas.]
Vanitas : No... No, get away! [The nurse closes the curtain. Sponge dabbing sounds are then heard] No, please! Oh no no, no please! [Garu grunts in shock as Pucca runs over to him, jumps on his bed and closes the curtain. A heart-shaped silhouette shows Pucca kissing Garu as the scene fades to black.]
To be continued...
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An Oath to Return
KINGDOM HEARTS
Yes, Pucca is technically from Disney!