Jaguar Balls (Song Parody)
Happy XXXmas, you filthy animals.
Riding on the cat
He takes my hips in hand
With an ass that's going 'splat'
This pounding's worth the grand
Bells on harness ring
He turns my ass upright
What fun it is to take his thing
And several loads tonight
Jaguar balls, jaguar balls,
Jaguars fill my day
Oh what fun it is to ride
A jag's thick dick today, hey!
Jaguar balls, jaguar balls
So what if I gotta pay?
The cat stud's dick is just too good
And I'm gonna take it all the way
A day or two ago
I thought I'd take a ride
I called, and soon this cat
Was naked at my side
The jag was big and muscled
Jockstraps seemed his lot
He came in hard and heavy
And fucked me like a THOT
Jaguar balls, jaguar balls
Please come back soon again
Oh what fun it is to ride
And feel his huge weight pin
Jaguar balls, jaguar balls
I came near right away
Oh what fun it is to ride
And with a fat-dicked jaguar play
Now the floor is white
Covered in his seed
Take my ass tonight
Fill it as you need
Stretch my stomach out
Pump me up with kits
Hold me down real good
And on your lap I sits
Jaguar balls, jaguar balls
Throbbing with their loads
Oh, I can't wait to slide
Until they squeeze against my toes
Jaguar balls, jaguar balls
Slapping all the way
He laughed as there I sprawling lie
And soon left with all his pay