Pervy Clause - Nori's Gift

Story by Xadera on SoFurry

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This was a Christmas gift for Norithics over on FA ^^

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"Now, you better sit right there and not move an inch, Nori!," the black and white curvy feline scolded. "I'm not so heartless to throw you back out into the snowstorm, but if you so much attempt to touch one of my girls I won't be so kind."

"Yes Alexandria!" Norithics nodded.

As the coon sat on the floor, legs crossed and hands folded in his lap before the large decorated Christmas tree, he couldn't help but smirk a little as he looked up at the tall cat. Not only could he not see her face past the gigantic jiggly mounds that adorned her chest and strained the thin fabric, but the height afforded by the woman's high heels just barely gave him a shot of her white panties beneath the high hemline of the red satin tight-fitting holiday sheath dress. His planning wasn't all for naught, even if he was confined to the one spot on the floor~

"And Gwen," Alex turned to face the young doctor who sat upon the nearby couch, clad in green overalls and red long-sleeved shirt to match the Christmas spirit. "Next time, when a magical snowman asks to come inside to melt a little because he's gotten too fat from the snowstorm, come get me first. Especially when he's sporting wood through his belly."

The blue skunk hung her head in shame. "Sorry Mommy... I thought Frosty had come as a customer, since we get all sorts of weirdoes, and I got too excited..."

When the little girl looked up to spot the foul being who had tricked her, she was greeted with a large grin. She stuck out her tongue and harrumphed, disappointed that the evil man had taken advantage of her childish gullibility and love for Christmas. Although, that was the only time of year such a thing could happen. She had more PhDs than he had decency, so she usually wasn't outsmarted so easily. Unlike some people...

"What's wrong with having Nori around?," the slightly southern accent ran like honey as if to respond to Gwen's thoughts. "He's only ever been nice to me."

A fifth voice shot in. "That's because he only catches you whenever you're leaking, Sunni! All the blood rushes away from his brain when he sees your tits blotching your shirt and he goes all gaga! Then you let him in and we have to deal with him from there..."

Bringing a finger up to her cheek, the yellow ringtail with the white pigtails thought for a moment. "I don't remember anything bad happening after that, Noriko."

The other raccoon palmed her forehead. "That's because you're so satisfied with the pounding from him right after you let him in, you pass out for a nap on your bed while the rest of us run around to run him out of the house! Don't you remember having to wash all the stains out of the carpets through three of the halls last month?"

Sunni thought a bit longer. She blinked. "That was all him? I thought one of the orgy sessions just went mobile."

"No, no, that was him..." Noriko turned to scowl at her male counterpart, who often looked far too much like herself in more ways than one at times. "It's always him."

"Now, now, girls." Alex interrupted the vivid reminiscing. "With everyone else stuck at home or elsewhere because of this storm, we should be happy to have another body to warm up with us around the fireplace this Christmas Eve."

The feline's large eyes spotted a stirring in Nori's pants at that thought and promptly corrected herself, "Actually, scratch that. He'll sit there and just watch us give out presents and stuff, maybe occasionally bring him some food."

Nori's ears folded forward in disappointment. Once again thwarted by his over-anxious package...

The other girls were quick to nod in confirmation.

Leaving the wily coon to himself, they began to chat and dine on sweet and meaty snacks. As the cold outside encroaching upon most of the other rooms, they preferred to lounge in the one room with a nice roaring fireplace. With the Christmas tree all decorated and bulbs shimmering with the light of the fire, it was rather quaint and delightful. Plus they could easily keep an eye on Nori this way.

At first, the grey-furred coon was happy with his situation. His tail swished this way and that across the floor, enjoying all the sights as they bobbed and bounced, swayed and wiggled, jiggled and jounced around the room. Tight butts in tight pants, large orbs in elastic shirts, and a couple of short hemlines that occasionally offered a peek at the lacy fabric in the nether-regions.

Alexandria spent much of her time adjusting her dress and spreading her legs a little too wide before crossing them when sitting down. The dress turned out to be a few sizes too small, but she spent so much money on it she was going to wear it no matter what. However, between worrying about her chest falling out the top and afraid of tearing it when sitting down, modesty was secondary.

Gwen was so cute and adorable in her elfish outfit, so giddy and excited for the coming of Santa. She rattled off multiple rants for scientific evidence for his existence. Just as had been exposed earlier, her childish innocence for the time of year overwhelmed the fact that she was usually a renowned psychologist that helped many far beyond her age with her superior maturity. Plus she really was really cute...

Sunni's outfit wasn't as revealing as hoped for, though it wasn't disappointing either. The tight jeans showed off her large tush, cramming it all into the small space until it looked like it was going to burst. And when she wasn't trying to pull out the inescapable wedgie, she was busy rubbing at the wool sweatshirt that caused her nipples to itch. It didn't take long for the supple bumps to grow into stiff peaks as she walked around, starting to moisten the wool as her breasts expected the fondling to finish what they started.

And then there was Noriko... Rather annoyed at the intrusion of her nemesis, she had turned the nanites in her chest down to make her boobs merely a handful each to avoid his lustful stares. Not that it helped much, as the short skirt was difficult to prevent any shots of her g-string and the rather low neckline she had originally intended to fill was threatening to reveal more than her cleavage with the slightest turn. Being a Christmas gathering for the Prostitutes' Guild, she thought such an outfit would have been fine. Yet, despite the option to go find another outfit in the building, she preferred to not let the identity-thieving fiend out of her sight for too long. The last time she did, he attempted to portray her as for more lascivious than she really was with a client, thanks to his little gender-changing trick. It took her an hour to inform the client afterward that it was practically impossible for her to do that, no matter what 'she' had said earlier.

So, for Nori, it was a rather pleasant Christmas. For the first hour or so.

After an hour, his knee was nearly dripping. The cloth of his pants were sopping wet all around it, even though he had long since dried off from the heat of the fire. With all of his planning, he damned himself for choosing practicality over preference.

In an attempt to survive the cold while surrounded in snow, he had worn denim jeans. While their form allowed for a little leeway, they weren't built to retain his abundant manhood. The denim was pulled tight around the bulge and had been crushing it for so long now. Had he prepared otherwise, he could sit there and watch the delicious sights all day. But for now he needed to peel his eyes away to allow himself to relax a little, hoping the pre would stop oozing out...

"Pretty tree...," he mumbled to himself as he turned his attention away from the feminine wonders to wonder more about the ornaments instead.

He scanned it, starting from the top and working his way down. He catalogued every ornament he could spot, trying to relieve his mind from more naughty thoughts. It began to work at first, the pressure slowly lifting. However, when he got down to check out the presents under the tree, something immediately caught his attention.

Huddled amongst some of the boxed gifts that were meant for all the people that were supposed to be here was an odd blue doll. Squinting his eyes to make sure he wasn't just imagining it, there was no mistaking.

It was a two-foot tall replica of Krystal, the blue foxy girl most notable for her relations with the Star Fox team, wearing her rather revealing golden bikini and small loincloth.

Norithics couldn't possibly resist.

Glancing over his shoulder to make sure nobody was currently focused on him, he quickly ducked under the tree and snatched up the toy. With another glance to make sure he wasn't caught, he began to inspect the doll more thoroughly.

It was... so lifelike. The fur was so soft and slightly warm, making his own fur seem artificial in comparison. The body itself was supple and moved at the joints flawlessly. Even her face looked real with a twinkle in her eyes and a smile on her muzzle. It seemed so real in fact, that he snuck in a grope at her chest.

He blinked, eyes going wide.

Not only was the mound so plush and tender, as good as the real thing, but it was her face that was most surprising.

She was blushing!

Nori jiggled the toy in his hands, just to make sure. It didn't speak or seem to respond, though the blush died down a little. It wasn't alive, but... gosh was it oddly realistic.

Curious, the coon wondered who such a toy could possibly be for. His hands brushed the doll's body down to its foot where a tag dangled from a string. As he read it, his eyes grew wide once more.

'To Norithics

From Pervy Clause <3"

It was his!

As soon as it clicked in his mind that he had rightful ownership to the toy, redness crept across his cheeks much like the doll's. A little bashful, a finger drew up her body, caressing it gently until it reached her chest. Carefully, he plucked the golden cup from the bosom.

Nipples!!

Blood nearly shot from his nostrils, especially as he saw the nipple grow erect from the cool air touching it. Holy crap! It really was life-like, right down to the... err... well, nipples! Her eyelids even drooped down in response with an embarrassed expression, like she was programmed to act in such a cutely erotic fashion!

Then his nostrils caught a whiff of something faint. It smelled.... tantalizing. Then he felt a wet drop splash on his overly taut pant-leg.

The pressure rapidly returned, this time definitely threatening to rupture his pants at the seams this time. The drop had a trailing strand that traveled up the doll's thigh and under the loincloth...

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Ears twitched as they heard an odd slurping sound. The girls all noticed the same thing, one right after the other. And Noriko was the first to realize its source.

"Norithics?! You better not be doing what I think you're doing. You're even in the presence of a child!"

"Well, it's not like I don't already know what it is..." Gwen quipped.

Nevertheless, Noriko stared a hole into Nori's back, waiting for the slurping to come to a halt.

The fervent coon's hands quickly touched up some things and he slowly twisted around on the floor.

"What?," he said with an innocent tone.

It took the others a moment to realize what they were seeing. At first it seemed a miniature Krystal was sitting in his lap. It didn't take much longer for them to notice the bra falling off after being haphazardly stuck on, nor the rolled up eyes and lolling tongue on the figure, nor the fact that she was sitting a few inches higher than his lap and her belly was protruding obscenely from an internal object!

On the other hand, what really made Noriko fume, was the fact that Nori's chest sported wobbling hills that strained his shirt.

"What the heck, Nori?! Were you thinking of impersonating me after you were done molesting that doll?!"

"Huh?," Nori was confounded by the question. "What do you-?" He grew silent as he looked down. He hadn't notice the growth until now, and they were still gradually swelling.

A large gob of clear lubricant squeezed out and drizzled down the manhood amidst the silence. It wasn't Nori's recipe either.

The room became filled with an odd odor. Everybody's noses twitched as they sniffed it, the scent overpowering all others. Nori recognized it, though now it was much stronger than before. Much more potent.

"Nori!," Noriko tried to maintain her rage. "What the-...What the-..."

She shivered as she felt the cloth of her attire glide across her nipples. She looked down and immediately changed the reason for her statement. "What the hell?!"

The nanites in her chest worked restlessly, making her breasts blossom. Within seconds her neckline was filled with cleavage. Within seconds more her neckline was overflowing with cleavage.

She wasn't the only one having issues either.

Everybody's cheeks flushed with an intense blush.

Sunni squealed as her wool sweater flooded. Milk squirted through the stitching and out to the floor. Her chest seemed to expand a little with the sudden burst in lactation, as rivulets of white spilled from her sweater and onto her pants. Her hips wiggled from side to side as the wedgie down below grew more and more severe until she sported a thick camel-toe that was rapidly blotching.

"Wh-What's happening?," the farm-girl groaned.

Alex let out a moan as she stood from her seat. Her legs crossed and her hand dived down past her naval. Her hand pressed against the fabric of her dress, into her lower abdomen. She felt her panties turn to mush, a steady drizzle of feminine arousal spreading down her thighs. Her other hand fluffed the top of the dress, trying to exhaust some of the building heat, ignoring the chance her chest could possibly fall out with each waft.

"D-Did you do this N-Nori?!," the feline stuttered as her knees began to buckle.

Nori's response was of like surprise. "I swear, th-this time it wasn't me!"

As to prove his innocence, his shirt erupted. Fleshy masses jumped up and down as they were released, perk nipples and grand size mirroring that of Noriko's, embracing the eroticized doll in their cleavage.

Gwen squirmed on the couch with a heavy blush of her own and a growing itch down below, her mind becoming fuzzy. "I-It seems as th-though the doll is exuding ph-pheromones. They are making us all e-extremely...," she paused for a moment to deduce her own state and the absurdity therein. "A-Aroused!"

"I-I... I can't...!" Noriko attempted to restrain herself. However, her efforts grew mute as she stared at the protruding belly of the doll. Entranced, she stepped slowly towards it.

"D-Don't tell me we're going to..." Alexandria's face turned wry as it attempted to portray both reluctance and eagerness at the same time. She too found herself beginning to approach Nori, one hand having disappeared up under the dress.

"I'm going to *censored* him like there's no tomorrow!" Gwen was a bit more enthusiastic, already unbuttoning her pants, diving down onto her hands and knees and crawling towards her quarry.

The other two adults followed suit as their legs gave out beneath them. Saliva began to drool from their lips in hunger, their thighs rubbing against each other with each drag of a leg. All three tails danced upon their backsides, swishing and swaying and standing as high as they could go to let their naughty bits breathe.

Norithics could only stare at them all in amazement. Sunni began to dig into his pants, searching to pluck out his man-fruit. Noriko and Alex flanked him on either side, mashing their temporarily-covered breasts against his, squeezing the doll and what was inside as they fought for who would get it first. And poor, poor Gwen was stuck on the couch, both hands lost within her overalls as gasping sweet squeaks of short moans escaped her lips while her eyes remained shut.

All of this was making Nori even harder, in addition to the number the pheromones were having on his body. He watched as the doll's blue hair began to rise through the collective flesh. He was getting even bigger...

Too big...

-Everything went dark-

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*CRUNCH!*

"Ugghh..." Nori rubbed his eyes, his senses returning as a sudden chill rushed across his boy.

His eyes slowly came into focus. All the girls stood around him. They were wearing jackets, though it seemed as though they were trying to hide what was underneath them more than just wear them. Or, more accurately, hiding the lack of what was underneath.

Beyond them was lots and lots of white. It was really cold. His ears started to pick up the sound of feet crunching in snow. Then he began to hear their conversation, noticing their circumstances more thoroughly as they elaborated.

"I hope this stops eventually, it's already been two hours..." Sunni rubbed her sore nipples through the coat while white liquid dribbled out from the bottom. "And I'm not going to be able to sit for a week!" She squat a little, her tail trying to hang limp yet hold itself up away from her bum at its base.

"Gee, coming from you that really says something," Noriko jabbed. "But I feel your pain... I'm going to look so awkward in front of the customers until New Years... I still can't believe I did that as well" The female coon stood bowlegged, trying to pull the jacket between her legs without actually touching her groin. Though there was no sign of what 'that' referred too.

"Yeah, I'm going to be picking white stuff from my cleavage for who knows how long..." Alexandria rubbed the top of her breasts, sufficiently chafed and looked as though it had dandruff. She looked down to the still-blushing skunk. "Don't worry dearie, we'll take a nice long hot bath together. I know why you did what you did, so don't blame yourself."

"Thanks Mommy...," Gwen said feebily.

"And I'm going to buy you a fresh toy that we can practice with later. I know you're supposed to be an expert on the topic, but there's some things a girl usually wouldn't, and probably shouldn't, know without having experienced it first hand."

"Yes Mom..."

With that, the four members of the Prostitutes' Guild turned and went back through the door, slamming it shut behind them.

Still utterly confused as to what had happened and as to why his body felt so wet and cold, Nori simply blinked as he lay there. Flakes of snow drifted down upon him, the storm having let up a little. A few moments passed and he started to remember what had happened just before he blacked out. He felt even worse when he realized he couldn't remember anything beyond that.

A moment passed and the door swung up.

His heart jumped. Maybe they were going to let him back in?!

"OOF!"

A heavy object flew out and landed on his gut.

He weakly lifted it, realizing his legs were too numb to stand - and not from the cold. It was the Krystal doll, just as before. Except now she wore a rather content expression on her face.

"Pfff," Nori wished he could wear the same expression.

The door slammed shut once more.

... Nope, guess not.

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Several days later, hundreds of letters were sent out across the globe in hopes of finding the correct address. Most of them went to Japan. They all said the same thing:

Dear Pervy Clause,

While I appreciate the gift you sent me this past Christmas, I respectfully request you send the another gift like the one you had, but in a different form to give me another chance. Due to certain issues with blood flow and a lack of preparation, I was unable to truly experience said gift. The gift does not seem to be able to result in the same situation anymore. Trust me, I've tried. Many times. They recognize it and immediately toss me out. Well... they toss me out anyways, but they are more cautious and rough about it when they spot the gift. So, all I am asking is a second chance; this time without the unintended black-out.

Not that the gift I received is faulty otherwise, however. I still use it. A lot. In fact... could you possibly send me another one of that variety as well? It seems as though the facial expression of the original is stuck in the 'over-erotic' mode. And it keeps drooling, down under, even when it's not in use, if you get what I mean. I think I broke it in a mental kind of way...

Always on the Naughty list,

Norithics <3