The all-too happy wolf
Once upon a time there was a wolf living in the forest
his life only contained hunting, eating, sleeping and so forth.
Also in that time a youngish goat was moving into that forest.
That goat was not a usual one, it was a very perky one and stole things from other people, most likely food and drink.
Mostly she was into wine, so she collected firstly just a little in small barrels and then more and more.
Over the months therefore she had collected 7 barrels of red wine.
One day she was perky enough and played the humans which resided outside the forest, a trick.
She carried away a huge roasting pig off of a backstreet from the market to her house.
What she did not know, was that the wolf had seen all this from behind a tree and was already drooling.
Once she arrived at her home she just pushed that roasty thing into her
house and laid down outside and dozed off a little.
Soon enough the wolf came to the house and jumped out with a load growling
The goat screamed out and thought now her last hour was ticking.
"Where did you hide it?!" asked the wolf
"ww..w..what d..d..do you mean?" asked the goat
"that roasted thing you have stolen!" he replied
"I d...d..don't know...wha.."
"Or should I eat you instead?" the wolf growled and moved with his face closer to the goats face
"No...No.. please... y...y..you can have it - here!" - she opened her house door and the wolf immediately jumped in and started eating that huge thing piece by piece.
The goat, which was still a little bit in shock, was watching this and kind of got annoyed and wanted to stop the wolf, but then she remember that he would eat her too.
So she just looked on as the wolf choked down the parts and his gut growed bigger and bigger.
As soon as he was finished the wolf patted his big gut and said out loud "ohh what a rich meal that was, muahahaha, ufff"
he slowly walked out the door and said to the goat
"and now am going to have a nap *yaaawn*"
close to the house in the half-shadow next to the well he laid himself down and started sleeping
he was snoring loudly and his big gut was moving with his hole body up and down.
the goat was kind of annoyed of the loudness and nudged him in his sleep a little from the side.
the wolf only kind of reacted with a loud growling and rolled himself onto the side.
That at least made the sound of his snoring move into a different direction, and so the goat could sleep a little too.
But not pretty much later she was awakened again by the wolf, which rolled back onto his back and yawned a little and woke up and patted his big belly.
"Uffff, ahfff"
he tried to stand up, needing the help of the well's wall, but he was carried down to the ground again by his gut somewhat.
the goat only looked at him and shook her head, as the wolf tried again to stand up - this time with success
"huff, puff, what a meal that was, hehe" - he walked two steps,
stopped and felt his big belly - "and that is all me, eh?"
"Oh boy am I thirsty, I feel as if I could drink a whole lake"
he walked a few steps back to the house, looked at the goat and said:
"go get me some wine to drink!"
the goat declined, but the wolf replied with "there is still plenty of space in there for a goat like you!"
she got scared again and ran inside.
"muahahaha" the wolf laughed
she returned with a smaller barrel of wine, opened it and the wolf drank it out basically in one attempt.
"Do you think this is enough for me?! Get more"
so she brought out another small one and the wolf drank it out again at one attempt
"more!"
the goat had to take the middle-sized ones now
and the wolf drank out the next one again just as quick, before the wolf even could say anything she came out with the next, the wolf finished this too quick - but just as she was about to run in for the next one
the wolf grabbed her and pulled her closer and said
"don't think my thirst is gone yet! Get me more wine!"
so she went inside and rolled out a barrel that was a little bit bigger than the ones before and the wolf again drank it out completely at once.
"That is not enough yet for me! Go get more, or I will bite of your nose!"
the goat had only two barrels left, actually, a big one that could barely fit through her door and the huge one at the back of her house.
So she simply rolled out her big barrel in hope the wolf would finally stop drinking.
the wolf himself was kind of getting tipsy from all the wine
"hick! ahhh mowrwe wine, hick!"
and he again drank the whole barrel out
he burped out loud, looked at himself, his now pretty huge gut, and said to the goat "shou realllalallsink am notsirst anymowr, hick?! - haha! I no shouve mowr, hick, wine for me,.....wheressssss?!"
the goat had only one chance left, basically, she guided him to the huge barrel at the back of her house.
'guided' was good to say, the wolf staggered already as heck
but once he saw the huge barrel his eyes glared and he started drooling again from his mouth... that whole view made him kind of blind and he needed the goat to lead him to the tap.
he sat down and the goat opened it, the wolf enjoyed the sour-sweet stuff pouring down his mouth and feeling his gut swelling more and more.
the goat herself was kind of feeling sad that all of the stuff she had stolen was now gone.
As the barrel was empty, the wolf tried to hug his belly, but was unable to cuz it was so big now.
you could only see his big feetpaws, a belly, and his head and his arms on the side caressing his belly.
the goat asked "are you now satisfied?!"
the wolf could only reply with something like "Hick! amsssss apppy asss never bfoohr, hick!"
The wolf had his belly and his satisfaction and the goat had learned her lesson.
END