FSE

Furry search engine

formerly SoFurry search engine

This story (as a whole, not just any single part) contains human- Pokémon sex, M/M action, swearing, watersports etc. You have been warned.

• * * (Opening song) To the tune of original Pokémon tune from first series (someone singing) I want to beat the very rest (This line is similar to the first line of the real song) Like no one ever has (This line is similar to the original second) To bash them, it's my poké quest (Doesn't go great with the tune. I can't be bothered doing better) To beat them, make 'em pause. Gonna travel across the land (Exactly the same as the 6th line of the real song) Searching far and wide (Same as above, except for the 7th line rather than the 6th) Beat pokémon, the world unmanned Of people opposing I. (Doesn't go with the tune very well, oh well) Pokémon, gotta catch 'em, (Same as 10th line from real song) We fight dir-ty. Vic'try is our goal, you see. Pokémon, ohhh you're a sex friend (Relates to a few parts in the story as a whole.) In a world to comprehend. (The rest of the song will be the same as the real song) Pokémon gotta catch 'em, Oh, so true. Our courage will pull us through. You teach me and I'll teach you, Po-ké-mon Gotta catch 'em all, Gotta catch 'em all Pokémon! Leroy says, "Last time on Pokémon: Jack the cack here..." (He has a new nickname. Heh. I'm gonna try to create a new nickname for Leroy to call him every episode for the start-up bit and every time Leroy meets Jack.) "Watch it!" said Jack Leroy says " ... Got beaten up by ruffians, and I saved him, and now he does whatever I want and..." Professor Oak and Jack both scream "THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED!" "Jack finally got his first Pokémon and you challenged him to a battle, remember?" Professor Oak exclaimed. Leroy then says "Oh come on, I was only trying to trick everyone who read/saw the last part by making them think "That's not what happened, they're going weird on us. What the Fuck is going on?" Professor Oak angrily says, (warningly), "Well don't. " Leroy groans then says, "Fine. What really happened: The main characters were introduced, and Jack got his first pokémon, and then I rushed in to Professor Oak's lab and asked for any remaining starter pokémon. There were none left as Jack had gotten the last one. I challenged him to a pokémon battle and he accepted. We were staring each other down and the episode ended. There are you happy?" The other two say, "Very" Leroy then quickly says. "Let's start this episode already. (Episode starts) Jack and Leroy sent out their pokémon. "GO CHARMANDER" Yelled Jack, releasing the pokémon from its pokéball. "GO BULBASAUR" Screamed Leroy, letting his pokémon out of his pokéball The two Pokémon stared each other off. Charmander growled and leapt forward to attack. Bulbasaur simply stepped out o the way. "That won't work" Said Leroy, teasing charmander. Charmander growled and head butted low, but bulbasaur leapt over it. "Charmander!" Called Jack "Kick at his feet, but punch at his head!" Charmander did this. This move proved effective, hitting bulbasaur and knocking it down. Then, charmander acted on it's own and jumped on top of the bulbasaur, then pulled open bulbasaur's mouth. The charmander then grinned and stuck its cock in charmander's mouth, and wiggled it around. Leroy was too shocked to command his Pokémon, who got raped pretty badly. Leroy returned his Pokémon, saying, "Your pokemon does have some dirty queer tricks, but I guess it won." He sighed. "I'll be back. You can count on that" As he said this he ran away. "We won, Charmander! This calls for a celebration..." Said Jack "No time" Said professor Oak. "You have to get going to start on your journey to be a Pokémon master." "Right professor" Said Jack "We'll be going then" "Wait. You might want to get some clothes for your Pokémon. Don't want him getting arrested and put in pokemon jail for public nudity." Said the professor. "I'll go get some for your charmander." He left. Jack alone with charmander for a bit. Jack looked around a bit and looked at an odd device. He walked over to it and looked at it closer when Professor Oak came back and said, "Here you go" Making Jack jump. He spun around and said, "Don't scare me like that professor." "Sorry" The professor said, handing him the clothes to put on his pokemon. "Try these on charmander. He went over to charmander and put he clothes on charmander. First was the shirt and the jumper, then the socks, then the underpants, at which point Jack brushed against charmander's cock 'accidentally' a few times. Then he put the pants on charmander, and then the shoes. "Haha you look good in those clothes charmander." He said "Char, Char Charm" Said charmander, which translates to "Yeah, I know." The trainer and his new pokemon walked out the door after bidding goodbye to the professor. It was the beginning of their journey out of pallet town. They were both excited. It was beginning. The professor ran after them and stopped them, saying "Wait, take this" And handing Jack the translator. "Thanks. Cya professor" says Jack Professor Oak says "Bye. Good luck on your journey. How will the two new friends fare on their first journey, to viridian city? And what troubles will meet them on the way? Find out next time. Closing song: To the tune of original Pokémon tune from first series (someone singing) I want to beat the very rest (This line is similar to the first line of the real song) Like no one ever has (This line is similar to the original second) To bash them, it's my poké quest (Doesn't go great with the tune. I can't be bothered doing better) To beat them, make 'em pause. Gonna travel across the land (Exactly the same as the 6th line of the real song) Searching far and wide (Same as above, except for the 7th line rather than the 6th) Beat pokémon, the world unmanned Of people opposing I. (Doesn't go with the tune very well, oh well) Pokémon, gotta catch 'em, (Same as 10th line from real song) We fight dir-ty. Vic'try is our goal, you see. Pokémon, ohhh you're a sex friend (Relates to a few parts in the story as a whole.) In a world to comprehend. (The rest of the song will be the same as the real song) Pokémon gotta catch 'em, Oh, so true. Our courage will pull us through. You teach me and I'll teach you, Po-ké-mon Gotta catch 'em all, Gotta catch 'em all Pokémon! Jack says "Next time on pokemon, we start out of Pallet town, but there are some dangers waiting for us, including a trainer bent on beating us. What's with this guy? He doesn't know when enough is enough." Charmander says, "Char charm char charm charmander char charm? Char charm char." the translation of which is, "Yeah well this guy doesn't stand a chance right? Of course not." Jack says "Yeah and that's not the only danger we'll face there, there are lots of traps being set up on the way to the city, which will give us some obstacles to get by." Charmander says "Char charm char charm char?" which translates to "And DNA tests?" "Just for some random info, DNA stands for deoxyribonucleic acid." Says Jack. Charmander replies, "Char, Charm char charm CHAR charm char Charmander charm char charmander char charm." Translation: "Yes. It actually truly DOES stand for deoxyribonucleic acid. Jack says, "And by now you probably figured out that the writer has run out of things to write here and is repeating some of the things he is writing. Oh well. Anyway, the next episode is sure to be an interesting one, and you will finally get to see team rocket in action. Charmander says: "char, char charmander char" which translates to "Yes, you certainly will" Jack says "Well, I suppose anyone who read this will be either laughing or be really angry, and there's no guarantees that either way they will watch it." Charmander then replies "Char, char charm, charmander?" translation: "Yeah, that sucks, doesn't it?" Jack says sadly "Well yeah, it does. " then says normally, " We'd better wrap this thing up." Both say, "Well, cya next time" And Char, char charmander", which translates to the same thing, respectively. Marathon person (Me, of course) says happily "Next up is another episode of pokémon! Hooray! The pokémon marathon continues, next on channel Yiff. The next episode is sure to be exciting. I really enjoyed the making of this episode and I would like to thank myself for inspiring me, My parents for bringing me life, my brother for not coming in and disrupting me, and of course, to all of our viewers/readers (Yes I actually say the words "Forwards slash"). We'll be back after these subliminal, but not very, messages." (Ad break)