FSE

Furry search engine

formerly SoFurry search engine

This story (as a whole, not just any single part) contains human- Pokémon sex, M/M action, swearing, watersports etc. You have been warned.

• * * (Opening song which is to the tune of original Pokémon tune from first series) I want to beat the very rest (This line is similar to the first line of the real song) Like no one ever has (This line is similar to the original second) To bash them, it's my poké quest (Doesn't go great with the tune. I can't be bothered doing better) To beat them, make 'em pause. Gonna travel across the land (Exactly the same as the 6th line of the real song) Searching far and wide (Same as above, except for the 7th line rather than the 6th) Beat Pokémon, the world unmanned Of people opposing I. (Doesn't go with the tune very well, oh well) Pokémon, gotta catch 'em, (Same as 10th line from real song) We fight dir-ty. Vic'try is our goal, you see. Pokémon, ohhh you're a sex friend (Relates to a few parts in the story as a whole.) In a world to comprehend. (The rest of the song will be the same as the real song) Pokémon gotta catch 'em, Oh, so true. Our courage will pull us through. You teach me and I'll teach you, Po-ké-mon Gotta catch 'em all, Gotta catch 'em all Pokémon! "Fuck it" he mumbled as he ran towards Prof. Oak's lab. He was late and he knew it. He would never get his first pokémon at this rate. Jack Lering, 14, ran towards the lab, only to trip over in his rush. Swearing, he got up and brushed the dirt off, then took off again. He had missed getting a pokémon for a few years now. He was always late, so he always missed out. He told himself he wouldn't be late this time, but it looked like he would after all. He darted into the lab and ran up to the professor. "I want my first Pokémon now!" He yelled, too excited about the possibility of getting a new pokémon today to contain himself. "What?" The professor yelled. "I said I want my first Pokémon now! You should turn your hearing aid up." Jack replied even louder. "What? You said all that? Even the part about my hearing aid?" The professor yelled, making sure he could hear himself. The professor was now going insane in his old age. He had been around for much, much too long. "No, I added the hearing aid thing on just now." Jack yelled, stating the obvious. "Good." The professor replied ignorantly, as he turned his hearing aid up too far, all the way to full. "There you go" Jack said. "No need to shout" The professor said. "I didn't." Said Jack. "You turned your hearing aid up too high." "Really? Hmm I'd better change that." The professor said, turning down his hearing aid a bit too much. "Better." "Ok then." Said Jack. "What? I can't hear you." The professor said. He turned his hearing aid up too much, then down a bit, then up then down. This kept going on for a while till they got the perfect level of sound. "There. Perfect." Said Jack "Now what did you say before?" The professor said. "I want my first Pokémon now!" Jack said in the exact same tone, quoting himself perfectly. "Hmm what was my answer..." The professor asked. He pondered for a bit then snapped his fingers. "Got it." "Good. Say it then." Jack said impatiently. The conversation was finally getting back on track. "You made it in time to get a pokémon! They actually aren't all taken! What a surprise!" The professor said. "Was that an insult? " Jack said sourly. He wanted his pokémon already. He had been waiting for a long time now, with all the distractions. "Why yes, it was." The professor stated matter-of-factly. "Whatever," Said Jack, "Just give me a pokémon." "There's only one left," Said the professor. "A charmander. He's queer though, so watch yourself if you don't want to be fucked by him." "He's queer?" Jack said. "I don't care. Give me the pokéball." In actuality, Jack was queer too, so it would turn out well for him. "Here you go" The professor said, handing Jack the pokéball. Just then, Jack's rival and brother, Leroy, ran in. "Hey professor, can I have the leftover starter pokémon again, seeing as how e-Jack-ulation (Which was Jack's nickname for this episode) will never..." He trailed off when he saw Jack standing there with a pokéball in his hand. "Never mind" "There are no leftover starters." The professor said. "Jack took the last pokémon just now." "I can see that" Leroy said. "Brother, I challenge you to a 1-on-1 pokémon battle. Your charmander against my bulbasaur." "Your bulbasaur? Won't it have a disadvantage?" Jack asked. "Of course. Your pokémon will need it, as it is levels behind. Do you accept?" Says Leroy. "Bring it on!" Replied Jack, ready for battle. How will Jack do in his first battle against his brother? How will his charmander react to his new trainer? Will they get along? Find out next time. (That part was the narrator, A.K.A me) (Ending theme plays. Same as opening theme due to laziness of producer, A.K.A me.) (To the tune of original pokémon tune from first series) (Someone singing) "I want to beat the very rest (This line is similar to the first line of the real song) Like no one ever has (This line is similar to the original second) To bash them, it's my poké quest (Doesn't go great with the tune. I can't be bothered doing better) To beat them, make 'em pause. Gonna travel across the land (Exactly the same as the 6th line of the real song) Searching far and wide (Same as above, except for the 7th line rather than the 6th) Beat Pokémon, the world unmanned Of people opposing I. (Doesn't go with the tune very well, oh well) Pokémon, gotta catch 'em, (Same as 10th line from real song) We fight dir-ty. Vic'try is our goal, you see. Pokémon, ohhh you're a sex friend (Relates to a few parts in the story as a whole.) In a world to comprehend. (The rest of the song will be the same as the real song) Pokémon gotta catch 'em, Oh, so true. Our courage will pull us through. You teach me and I'll teach you, Po-ké-mon Gotta catch 'em all, Gotta catch 'em all Pokémon!" "Charmander and Jack start their first battle. Their opponent is crafty." Says professor Oak "I hope we can win this thing" says Jack. Charmander then says "Char, Charmander charm Charmander char charm char charm char charm. Charm charmander char charm char charmander " which translates to (subtitled, as it will always be when a pokémon unless otherwise chosen, such as when the characters are ignoring the pokémon) "Yeah, I couldn't stand to lose my first battle against this chump. Is this shit head really your own brother?" Jack, hearing a portable translator in the lab translate what charmander said, said, "Unfortunately he is. And where did you get that translator from?" Professor Oak says, "I created it. It's one of the first complete models. Anyway, we'd better not let this next time thing drag on too long." (Yes, he just broke the fourth wall. To anyone who doesn't know what that means, it means they hint that they know that they're actually in a story of some kind with a comment) Queeroy... oops of course I mean Leroy... (Leroy is straight, by the way) says "Yeah, I'm looking forward to how you and your Pokémon perform during this battle. It will be interesting. Of course, I'm still gonna win and..." "Quit ranting on," says Professor Oak, "We've gotta end this next time thing. It's dragging on for too long. " Leroy and Jack both say, " Right" Charmander says "Char" which translates to "Right." "Why haven't we heard anything from bulbasaur?" says Jack. Leroy says, "He keeps to himself a lot." With a bit of a snigger, then whispers, "he's a loner" Jack and charmander say "Oh" and "Char", which translates to "Oh", respectively. All of them say, "See what happens next time!" and "Char charm char charmander", which translates to the same, respectively. Marathon person (Me, of course) says, "Next up is another episode of pokémon! Hooray! The pokémon marathon continues, next on channel Yiff. The next episode is sure to be exciting. I really enjoyed the making of this episode and I would like to thank myself for inspiring me, My parents for bringing me life, my brother for not coming in and disrupting me, and of course, to all of our viewers/readers (Yes I actually say the words "Forwards slash"). We'll be back after these subliminal, but not very, messages." (Ad break)