Cooking With Scales #4 Josh the Meowth
The camera pans in on a kitchen like set. The Applause sign turns on as a Donphan pops up from behind the counter, standing on his hind legs. "Hello cooking fans!" He says loudly, almost trumpeting "Welcome to Cooking with Scales! I'm your host, Aaron Scales, and I'm here to show you the ins and outs of cooking with live prey!...Now, today I have a special treat for you guys. I'll be making a wonderful little dish called Cat-Meat gravy over rice. And to help me out with this, I've got this cute little Meowth!" As he says this, be pulls the Normal type out and puts him onto the counter. He's on his up knees with his arms bound behind his back, all tied up in thin but strong cooking twine, wearing nothing but his bare fur.
As the cat was brought up onto the counter, having just heard what was going on after he was tricked to come on to showcase his own restaurant, the Meowth was thrashing like crazy and trying to break free at every moment. He glared up at the Donphan, not really expecting him to do this, but continued to struggle anyway. He never wore clothes anyway, but at least he had all his fur. "If he tries ANYTHING, he's so gonna get it!" the Meowth muttered to himself.
"Hehe, isn't he spirited" He says with a chuckle, patting Josh on the head. "Now, let's get down to business. Now that we have our cat, we have to get him ready." I take out a bowl of cooking oil and a basting brush and set them next to the bound feline before reaching over and holding him by the scruff of the neck, my grip firm but not painfully so; enough to hold him in place so he can't escape or thrash too much.
Seeing the Donphan take out the cooking oil and brush, the cat shrieked softly and was just about to bolt or at least roll away, but upon being gripped on the back of the neck and held down, he let out a cat-like hiss and screech while flicking his tail around, his only way of really doing anyway. "HEY, STOP!" he screamed, "YOU COOK ME AND I'M GONNA SLASH YOU INTO PIECES!"
Aaron smirked and used the screaming Meowth's open mouth to his advantage, quickly stuffing an apple into it to gag him. The apple didn't really go with the dish he was making, so he made a mental note to remember to pull it out after he was cooked so that it wouldn't mess anything up and still keep him quiet long enough.
The Meowth was about to scream some more insults and threats, but as the apple was stuffed into his mouth, he silently gasped and thrashed around in an awkward way. He couldn't say a word, but as twitched and shuddered and yelled muffled things, he still glared up at the Donphan in an incredibly-angry and murderous way.
Aaron just chuckled, ignoring the sociopathic pussy cat, and continues on with his show. "Now, you just take your brush and baste your meat evenly, making sure to let the oil seep in through the fur and into their skin without making their fur stick up crazy. That's why it's always best to brush with the flow of their fur rather than against it" He says as he begins to gently brush the cooking oil down his back.
Listening to Aaron talk about preparing him was not only scary, but also aggravating, so the cat tried to at least roll off the table, but with Aaron holding the back of his neck, he couldn't move anything except his tail and whiskers. Then, upon feeling the warmish oil slowly seep down his back and slowly dribble into his fur, his face screwed up in horror and awkwardness, and his anger intensified.
Aaron brushed the oil all over the cat, paying special attention to his underbelly and groan area. He then puts the brush away and seasons the cat, rubbing the spices into his skin after sprinkling them over him.
The cat squeaked and blushed into the apple as he felt his groin area get rubbed with oil, and as his entire body got the treatment; he started to get more scared of being cooked, as he wasn't seeing any way out of this. Then, as the spices were sprinkled onto him, he almost gulped down the apple in his mouth out of fear.
"There. Now, doesn't he look good?" Aaron asks the audience, showing them the oiled and seasoned cat. He then lifts him up and sets him in a frying pan on the stove, which quickly begins to heat up at the flick of a switch. "Now we're cooking" he smirks jokingly.
As the cat was put on a frying pan, his eyes shot open in horror and he screamed into his apple, wiggling around back and forth in fear as he was lying in the already-heating-up pan, trying desperately to get away or at least prevent this horrible fate before it happened.
Aaron smile and leaves Josh to fry, knowing the shape of the frying pan will keep the bound feline from wiggling or rolling out of it. He watches him out of the corner of his eye as he boils some rice and simmers a pot of gravy for his audience, though most if not all the eyes were glued to Josh.
The Meowth screamed bloody murder into the apple, silent thankfully, as his body started to sizzle and cook, resulting in extreme pain. But, as Aaron said, whenever he tried to wiggle or thrash or roll around, he couldn't; he was perfectly trapped, and was slowly darkening and becoming crispy while the Donphan worked on his other food.
Aaron smiles and flips the Meowth onto his back, making sure he cooked evenly. He then scoops the finished rice onto a large plate and got the gravy ready for the adding of the meat.
The Meowth continued to scream his entire lungs out, into the apple of course so it sounded nothing more than a very, very, very faint screech. His entire stomach was now turning golden brown, slightly black, but as he was put on his back, the pain went on and so did the cooking.
Aaron gave the cat another minute on his back before scooping him up with a spatula and sliding him into the large pot of gravy. He takes a large spoon and mixes him around, letting the gravy mingle into the Meowth's flavor and vice versa. "Mmmmm, Get a whiff of that sauce. Simply delicious" he says, smiling out at the audience again as he stirs the cat, keeping his head above the gravy enough to breathe.
After being pulled from the pan, the cat was visibly twitching and in severe pain, but was still alive. As he was put in the pot of gravy and slowly stirred around, his eyes blinked rapidly like a lizard's, but nothing more happened besides him letting out inaudible moans into the apple and glaring a bit up at the Donphan that was still preparing him.
After letting the cat simmer in the pot of gravy for a second, Aaron smirked and pops the apple out of the Meowth's mouth. "So little fella...got any last words for the folks at home before dinner?" he asks, knowing by now the feline would be too weak from the cooking to say anything too obscene.
The apple out of his mouth, the cat let out a few gasps of pain and other emotions, still glaring weakly up at the Donphan. "Die...will...pay..." he croaked out. But that was all he could say in his current state.
"Hehe, sure I will" Aaron chuckles, ladling a bit of gravy over the cat's head, giving him a few more minutes to simmer before he was too weak to move at all. He then pulls over the plate of rice and scoops Josh out and onto it, pouring a little gravy over him and onto the rice before presenting it to the audience. "And there you have it folks, on delicious Meowth dish ready to eat" he says to positive clamoring from the studio audience.
The cat just twitched and let out faint hisses as the gravy was ladled down onto him, and couldn't even move as he was put on the plate of rice and showed to the audience. By that point, he basically stopped moving. He was still alive, but combined with everything that had happened to him, he didn't have the energy to really fight back or say anything at all.
Aaron takes a white spoon and scoops up a bit of the gravy covered rice and pops it into his mouth. "Mmmm, delicious!" he says "now that our meal is fully prepared and served, it's time to eat" his smile grows wider as he kneels down a bit uses his spoon and ladle to lift the Meowth up towards his mouth.
Watching out of the corner of his eye at the Donphan eating the rice and gravy around him, the Meowth shuddered and let out a silent gasp. Then, upon hearing the final straw, he squeaked a bit as he was lifted up towards the Donphan's mouth. He slowly closed his eyes and silently cursed him, since he knew it was over.
Aaron opens wide and slides the Meowth's head into his mouth, letting his tongue lap and slurp over his gravy soaked fur as he enjoys the mixing flavors.
The cat silently hisses and squeaks and shivers a tiny bit as he feels his head being licked, and seeing the inside of his impending doom is not exactly making him calm, either.
Aaron murrs at the cat's taste and tilts his head back, drawing Josh in further with a few strong swallows. Out of the corner of his eye, he could see they audience was enjoying itself, so he did his best to put on a good show for them.
As he was being swallowed down even more, the cat cried softly to himself, but once more, he couldn't move an inch or try anything to get himself out of this. He stared down the Donphan's throat and realized that he would be in his final resting place soon.
Aaron took another few good swallows and pulled the cat down further into his gapping maw, gulping and slurping the tasty morsel as he laps over his neck and shoulders.
The cat was halfway inside, his rear-end and feet and tail sticking out of the Donphan's mouth while he slowly started to slide down his throat even more and whimper softly at his fate.
Aaron gently pets the cat's behind and pushed him down into his mouth, lapping over his belly and groan, before finally swallowing the last of him down. "Mmmmmmmm" he murrs, satisfied
The cat shivers as he feels his butt being pushed inside, soon making all of him slide down the Donphan's throat in no time and slowly starting to plummet into his stomach.
Aaron covered his mouth as he let out a belch, much to the audience's applause. "Alright folks, that's all the time we have for today. I'd like to give a special thanks to today's guest, Josh the Meowth, and I'll have another great treat to share with you guys next week. But for now, goodbye and stay hungry!" The audience applauds loudly as Aaron walks off stage and the credits roll. As they do, a voice over says "If you live in the area and would like to appear on Cooking with Scales, just PM me, Aaron Scales, and We'll have you signed up for a one way trip to the oven."