Kanada VHS

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A young man picking up some movies to watch with his friends on his birthday. Though in this day and age only shop that is open is run by a Kanada. Nothing bad can come from that right? Finished commission for Kanada~

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Jack smiles slightly, resting his hands on his sides as he looks around. He had just finished setting up his house for the wicked party he was holding. Yet he couldn't help but wonder if he was missing something? There was something different he knew he should have but he was just blanking on it. He had food, drinks, bought some beanbags and other easy seating. But looking over the room his eyes soon land on the empty Cabinet to the left of the TV. It only then hit him, he didn't pick up anything to really entertain the guests! Knowing that he simply couldn't do it, he whips out his phone, looking down to the screen he hums as he looks up some of the closest Video stores. Though of course with the modern age, most of the ones that came up were either closed or out of business. However there was one option there. "VHStink" He reads aloud to himself, raising his brow slightly, tilting his head to the side before shaking his head. "It's weird, but I don't really have a choice here. Might as well be on my way, people will be here soon after all." He says aloud to him, sending a text out to all of his friends. "Feel free to let yourself in, I'm just stepping out real quick, won't be too long though."

Once sending that out he slips his phone back into his pocket and makes his way out. The walk to the video store wasn't really all that long, just a short twenty to thirty minute walk. As he arrives he looks up towards the building noticing it was a bright, gaudy orange, the sign of the shop was black and slightly wavy. He couldn't help but think that it looked a little bit familiar. But what it reminded him of he wasn't really sure off the top of his head. Eventually shrugging he quickly moves inside. As soon as he throws the doors open he's met by a strong gust of hot, humid air. Along with it came a strong earthy stink that made him cough and gag slightly, reaching a hand up to cover his mouth. "E-eurg... W-well I guess that explains the name then.." He jokes to himself, waving a hand in front of him, trying to clear away the smell as he makes his way in.

"Welcome!~" A voice comes from nearby, quickly drawing Jack's attention over to the counter, seeing an orange cat, with a black pompadour waving at him... A Kanada. They certainly weren't unheard of admittingly. But they weren't exactly common, and along with that they were known to be at least somewhat dangerous. But in what ways Jack didn't exactly know. "So what can I get you, looking for anything in specific, horror, comedy... Maybe some porn?~" He asks, leaning over the table at that last word, tail flicking around as a wide smile spreads across his muzzle. Instantly his face flushes with embarrassment as he quickly shakes his head to clear his mind. "Hehe~ Sorry for the stink can't really help it~" The Kanada remarks, sticking his tongue out in a way that he knew right away the cat was in no way sorry for stinking up the shop. Frowning slightly Jack walks a bit deeper in looking around the entire time.

"Uh.. No I think I should be fine on the uh... Porn aspect. I'm just here to pick up some videos for my party." He says, the Kanada shrugging in response. He seemed uninterested but also held a bit of a look on his face, one that pretty much said "Sure if you want to be such a prude." Or something like that, Jack frowns a bit glancing over to the Kanda who quickly drops the look smiling warmly to the human and offering a quick nod. Jack nods back, slipping his hands into his pockets as he moves deeper into the store. The stink was already starting to get to him, clouding his mind as a low groan escaped his mouth. Shaking his head a bit he exhales, trying to breathe through his mouth in order to keep the stink from invading his nose and mind too much.

After a bit of time he makes his way up to the counter carrying a few tapes. The Kanada looks them over and frowns a bit. "Hmm, well sorry to say but I think we're actually out of a lot of these." He says with a small shrug, looking up to the man with a slight smirk. "So what's all of this for anyway, what kinda party are ya having?" He asks curiously, prodding the human's mind a bit.

"Oh, hm well that's annoying to hear.. But I guess it happens, oh and uh it's for my birthday eheh." He replies to the Kanada, keeping a bit of distance from them he knew Kanadas smelled bad but goddamn this stink was nearly unbearable. Smelled almost like he bathed in his own shit. Or at least rolled around in his litter box at least 3 times a day if not more. But the Kanada perks up at that, and without saying another word he spins around, bending over presenting his fat ass to the man as he hums softly, digging through the shelves in front of him. Blushing heavily he quickly turns away, raising a hand to his face to try and block the view (and immense smell) of the Kanada's ass able to feel the heat just pouring off of it.

After a few more moments and a nice short ppplllrrbbtt from the Kanada's ass he turns back around and stands up, smiling as he holds out a red VHS tape to him. "Not too much but check this out, this movie is a hit at birthday parties~" He says leaning in a bit. Holding a big paw up to the side of his mouth as he whispers to the man. "On the house too~" Jack coughs on the cat's stink pulling away slightly before shaking his head. Looking down toward the blank, Kanada red VHS he tilts his head. Picking it up as he glances it over.

"Uhh... Thanks? What exactly is on it?" He questions curiously. Looking it over for anything that could give away what the tape held but it was blank and bare like a Kanada's crotch. As that comparison crosses his mind he shakes his head. He needed to get out of there. This stink cat was starting to get to him. The Kanada winks and chuckles, holding a sweaty finger up to his muzzle, making a mock shushing gesture.

"Oh I couldn't spoil that just give it a watch~ Promise it's just exactly what you're looking for~" He remarks with a chuckle and lick of his muzzle, Jack looks down to it, frowning but eventually just nods and slips the tape into his pocket. Thanking the Kanada , he makes his way out of the store and back towards his house. Soon arriving he pushes open the doors, looking around as three other faces glance back at him.

"Haha!~ There's the man of the hour!" One of them, Jack's friend Dave remarks quickly walking over to pull his friend into a massive hug. Slapping him firmly on the back as he grins to his buddy. "What took ya so long? We didn't want to get into anything so we were waiting for you to get back!" He remarks his girlfriend, Jess chuckles a bit.

"Yep we didn't want to start your own birthday party without you~ thanks for letting us just come in though~ so what did you go get?" She questions, leaning to the side to look around her boyfriend to see what Jack was holding. Spotting the strange red tape she tilts her head to the side. "Huh, that's.. Interesting what is it? Some kind of old cartoon movie or something?" She asks, gesturing to it. Jack blushes slightly, pulling back and off his friend as he shakes his head.

"Honestly no idea the guy running the store just gave it to me, and told me everyone would love it. Honestly the owner was a Kanada so it's probably some weird porn." He remarks raising a hand, waving the tape around a bit. "But hey I'm sure we can all get a good laugh out of it. So it could be fun~" He says with a small chuckle, rubbing the back of his head as they all nod softly. Jack smiles, opening up his app to order some pizza, making a quick order for seven of them as he smiles and nods. Once he was done he quickly

"Well how about we get this thing started then." Jack's last friend Ken remarks already flopping down on the nearby cough with a grin. Jack nodding in agreement makes his way over to the VHS player, kneeling down he quickly pops it in smiling up to the others as Dave and Jess make their way over to the couch, sitting down next to one another leaning a bit on each other as Ken leans back the back of his head, sitting up a bit straighter so Jack would have a place to sit. After slipping in the tape and grabbing some things to eat Jack joins the others on the couch, stretching a bit before reaching out to grab the remote, quickly flicking on the tape leaning back as it plays.

Surprisingly there is one ad before the movie starts. An ad selling something called Poot litter the ad was pretty simple, just a Kanada getting up from using its comically sized litter box, stretching a bit before complaining how good it smelled. Followed by of course another Kanada coming in offers a solution with Poot litter "Guaranteed to make all of your dumps smell nice and right or your humanity back" They laugh a bit at that commercial but quickly shut up as the film begins to start. It started out with five Kanadas hanging out on a couch, lewdly groping each other, scratching their very visible assholes and giving them a few sniffs before turning their attention to one another.

"Mmm your butt smells sooooo goooodd~" One of the Kanadas purred in a voice that really showed a lack of acting experience. The set and video quality was pretty low too. Totally filthy and covered in dirty clothes. Likely just one of the Kanada's dirty living rooms. The lens of the camera was smeared with something, giving it a blurry quality as one of the cats murrs, slapping another's ass before quickly turning them over, stuffing their face trite into the other cat's fat ass, taking an overly exaggerated huff and snort. The group laughs a bit at the cheesiness of the film. It was totally a porno but it was just so silly that they didn't even care that there was probably some weird fetish shit coming soon.

The group is so enthralled by the film that they don't even notice their bodies start to sweat, pretty slightly at first, at least before suddenly quickly increasing soaking their clothes almost instantly as they start to fan themselves. At least everyone but Jack who was still sweating, albeit not as heavily as everyone. Looking between his friends he frowns slightly, blushing heavily as he looks at them. "Y-you guys okay? You need me to turn down the temp?" He asks all of them looking at him with a look of confusion.

"Hm? What do you mean dude? Nah it's totally fine in here~" Dave says with a small chuckle, Ken and Jess nodding in agreement though as the smell of their bodies hits Jack he coughs slightly, waving a hand in front of his face as he gets up moving over slightly and away from the sweat soaked couch. He does catch a whiff of himself and he was pretty musky himself, but it wasn't as bad as the others! Yeah he didn't stink like the others.. In fact despite being pretty sweaty he thought he smelled pretty good. A small prideful passes across Kack's mouth as he thinks about that. Looking over to Kave, Kass, and Kan he blushes slightly before shaking his head. His head felt a little cloudy. It was hard to focus on the porn.

He found himself zoning in and out. Getting distracted by some weird things. Kass scratching at her pits, thick tufts of orange fur poking out from her shirt. Kan adjusting his pants showing off the orange-red pubic hair underneath. Kack quickly looks away upon seeing that. Blushing even deeper before he finally turns his attention back to the porno. It didn't take long to realize by now sniffing each other's butts had fully escalated to them blasting each other with their foul ass gas. Farting again and again, as loud BLLLLLLRRRRRPPPPTTSS echo through the speakers. Louder than should be possible as they seemed to almost vibrate the entire house. Kave reaches over and into Kass' pants, stroking a bit at his shaft as he strokes his boyfriend off. Kack couldn't help but blush heavily at that, how could his friend just so casually jerk his boyfriend off.. Wait, did he always have a boyfriend? Of course he did, he was gay after all, they all were.

Though as he looks over to Kan he can't help but notice his hair seems to change around, bunching up, growing nice and greasy as his sideburns seem to just vanish as his hair curls up into a rounded pompadour. From where he was sitting for a moment Kank thought someone had taken a dump on his head. But that was silly. Who would do such a thing.... Kank could feel his cock throb weakly at the thought. "Man like yeah this is hot and all, but still a bit boring.. Kave, Kass, how are you two freaks doing?~" Kan asks, adjusting his pomp a bit, styling it with a bit of his own sweat and a nice dollop of cum from his cock which looked.. Smaller than usual. Running his four fingers through it he smirks, proud of his work. Kave yawns a bit, kicking his shoes up on the table. Though as they hide the top reality seems to skip for a moment as Kank blinks and his shoes and socks are gone. Revealing his feet underneath though they seemed to be swelling up rather quickly, growing nice and bulbous as they bloat out into massive paws! Orange fur quickly spreads across them as he wiggles their claws around.

"We're doing fine." Kave replies with a shrug. "Gotta do some shopping after this, nothing huge. What's on the list again Kass?"

"Oh you know the usual, strap ons, dildos, other toys. Ohh you know we should pick up some of that Poot litter. See if it's really worth the hype, don't you think?" On the screen the Kanadas,as the pizza arrives, pull the still human pizza boy into the house. Having previously shit all over the couch, and not wanting to ruin their new "art piece" They quickly seat the pizza guy on the ground opposite of the couch, using him as their new seat. Blasting them over and over again as they munch down pizza. Kank could feel his heart racing at this point, breathing a bit heavier as his eyes looked all around the room. He felt so wrong, so weird.. But he had always looked like this right? Wiggling his cat paws, looking at his four furry fingers, and even tapping his pompadour all of it felt right.. But so wrong at the same time.Shaking his head, trying to keep his mind clear. "Hey I'm gonna go take a piss real quick. All this Kanada porn is getting to my head." He says with a laugh getting up as he starts to walk towards the bathroom.

Stepping inside he quickly locks the door and goes to pull down his pants. Though as he grips the zipper he finds himself instead gripping his fat null bulge tightly. Sending a huge jolt of pleasure through his body, eyes widening as he moans loudly in pleasure. Tongue rolling out before coming to his senses, quickly looking down towards his crotch, seeing well.. Nothing there. "Huh that feels a bit silly~" He muses simply before looking to the corner of the room past the toilet and to the litter box. Shrugging he walks over to it and squats down as he starts to let out a nice piss waterfall of piss from his null bulge.

Kank meanwhile had gotten up from his seat, still feeling pretty confused as he made his way towards the bathroom. "I'm gonna get something to drink, wanna come hun?" Kave asks Kass who nods, both of them now fully male nulls. As he stands up he mindlessly grunts, pushing out a nice fat shit onto the couch, licking his lips as he scratches at his bulging gut, the both of them growing nice and chunky. Kank turns the corner, quickly stepping into the bathroom. Upon doing so he comes face to face with Kan who was squatting over the litter box taking a nice dumb along with his piss. Not even phased as his roomy walks in, offering a wave as Kank blushes deeper. Feeling like he should turn around but unable to.

"Hehe~ What are ya so worried about?" Kave asks with each push something else begins to form under him. A long slender cat tail flicks around as he smirks. "This shit's normal~ And plus.. I know you love watching." He remarks with a wink to his roommate. Kank stares at his tail, his fat body, and all that luscious fur on his roommate.... And he could only feel jealousy. He looked so good. His nipples perk up and harden, feeling the musky bathroom air brush over his nude body. Reaching down her rubs a bit at his cock. Looking down towards his prick, and then up to his roommate he does notice that he still has a prick, or well he always had one. His friends didn't they had nice... Soft... Sensitive null bulge.

Standing back up Kave stretches, licking his lips as he slaps his fat orange ass firmly. "Come on dude let's get back out~ We've got to get to work. After all, we still owe you your birthday gift and shit yeah?" He questions, Kank unsure if that 'and shit' part was meant to be taken literally or not. But the thought of it being serious made his cock throb again, licking his lips as he nods and turns to make his way out. Upon stepping out of the bathroom and making their way back to the living room Kave and Kass make their way back from the kitchen, carrying some bottles of milk with them, smirking to the others. "Welcome back Kank and Kanada~" Kanada says with a nod. His Roommate Kanada makes his way over to the couch plopping down on the pile of shit the other Kanada had dumped out onto the couch with a light murr of pleasure.

Wiggling his rump around, smurshing the filth around as he licks his lips. Murring happily as he nods to the other two Kanadas before glancing at Kank. "Hmmm~ So do we wanna start?" Kanada starts looking over to the other two Kanadas, their faces starting to push out ever so slightly. Swelling out, noses twitching slightly as their faces stretch out into cute little cat muzzles. Ears twitching as they move up towards the top of his head. Kank stares at all of this. Jaw dropping slightly for a second as for just a second he realizes what was happening but that realization quickly fades away, leaving him thinking this was all pretty normal. There wasn't anything special about this. He was just hanging out with his Kanada buddies.

"Mmm yep I think it's about time we get to the festivities~'' One of the Kanada lovers says, with a nod to his null bulge mate. Who had his hand groping said bulge firmly as they looked to Kank, the demi-kanada standing slack-jawed in the hallway. While one of the Kanadas make their way over to the couch to sit, the other one grabs Kank's hand leading him over to the couch, and with one firm shove he pushes Kank into the laps of the other two Kanada who stare down at him with a knowing smirk. Not even waiting for him to say anything as they all start to get to work. His roommate begins to grope and rub at his feet, which quickly start to expand and swell going from a size 10 to a 15 in mere moments, nails turning into small pinprick claws. Toes growing nice and bulbous like that of a cartoon cat's which only seem to grow larger as he rubs and gropes those heels. Lifting one of them up to his mouth the Roommate Kanada gives in a nice long lick, Slurping at the sweaty underside of the fur, causing it to spread up his legs and towards his crotch.

The feminine Kanada mate reaches down, pressing his paw palm right up against his shaft, starting to rub around in a circular motion. Almost like he was sanding down something. With each revolution of his cock Kank could feel it shrinking down further and further. Balls receding into his body, alongside his shaft. The feeling was nearly orgasmic, and he would have came, if his cock head didn't vanish right as he was about to cum. The fur spreads past his crotch and up to his stomach. Which the masculine Kanada mate was eagerly rubbing and slapping softly. Each smack sends ripples of fat shooting through his body. Thickening his body up as pounds of that lovely Kanada fat spread across his lower body. With his other free hand he reaches up and pinches his cheeks softly. Giving it a nod as he winces. Staring right up at the pompadour cat grinning down at him. "We're not even at the best part yet~" He teases with a wink.

"Best part?" Kank questions as his friend pushes in on his nose, molding it into a small triangular cat nose. Followed by pulling his entire face out into a muzzle. Freckles sprinkling across his face as lastly they fix up his pompadour a bit bed, smearing it with the last bits of their jizz. "What's the best part?" Kanada asks, finding himself smiling a bit wider. Licking his lips as he glances over to the feminine Kanada who was already lifting his ass high into the air, without another word he slams his rump firmly onto his face. Enveloping his entire face in fat Kanada ass.

"You've gotta eat your cake!" He remarks with a chuckle. Even if there were any bits of resistance in his mind left after all of that as he found himself face deep in Kanada ass he eagerly leaned in slurping at that pucker. Eating him out as the Kanada's tailhole yawns open, pushing out log after log of filth into the Kanada's mouth. Jack, Ken, Dave, and Jess no longer existed. They were all Kanada, they were always Kanada.

As the four Kanadas sit on the couch they lean back. Humming slightly as one of them checks their phone seeing how far the pizza was. A few of them talk amongst each other going through strangely familiar bits of dialogue. Sniffing butts and playing with one another. Groping and squeezing their forms. As they're talking the roommate Kanada pops out of existence. But they continue talking, going through the actions as the lovers vanish, and finally as the lead is sniffing at some invisible butt vanishes as well. The apartment was totally back to normal, as if no one had ever lived there. A red tape sat on the table for just a moment before popping out of existence as well. Back in the VHS store the owner glances over. Looking towards the tape with a smirk. Picking it up. "Another satisfied customer~" He says, putting it away.