Kazufox Interview #2
#2 of Kazufox Interviews!
Note: I feel ill...I really do...For one let me explain a few things...
Back when in late middle school/early high school, used to be friends with a guy named Paul Wizzle and well, we had a bit of a gag going on between us. Blah blah...no longer frends with Paul and Faust is a dick. Granted, I helped both work on interviews, only Paul made some...but even the site's standards was too high for his level of...material, but another day.
This was done probably before high school or just Freshman year...that's how old some of these are and out of touch with everything. Also, sorry for spelling errors, had to copy from Word to notepad for this. -___-
First introduction of my char Greg and mention of my hippie landlord Fred, didn't really develop into him much at first other than...eh, to be explained later. Enjoy...
So yeah, here's interview #2. They get better around 5, 6.
~Prologue #2~
~Location: Psychiatrists office of E. Gadd~
*Gadd*: Well mboy, what seems to be the problem?
*Greg*: I dont knowWhen I first got involved with Starfox everything was normal, well as normal as things could get. Now, I change uncontrollably mainly when I think about Starfoxlike right now.
~Greg starts growing fur all over his body and fox ears pop out from his head, grows some wild brown hair and a tail sprouts from his butt transforming him into the red fox interviewer named Kazufox~
*Kazufox*: HOOOOOWWLLLL!!!!
*Gadd*: Thats amazing!
*Kazufox*: What? Turning into a fox?
*Gadd*: No, howling like a wolf.
*Kazufox*: It hurts when my tail sprouts out like that. By the way, what time is it?
*Gadd*: Why its 6:45, why?
*Kazufox*: Oh great! Sorry doc, Ive gotta to go. I dont want to be late for my date.
_Kazufoxs interview with Andrew and Pigma_
~Location: Some fancy restaurant~
*Kazufox*: Well, I made it.
*Samus*: Wow, and right on seven on the dot.
*Kazufox*: Well it wouldnt be polite to keep a beautiful woman waiting.
*Samus*: Thats sweet. Have you been taking dating advice from someone?
*Kazufox*: No way! I use my own advice.
~A few minutes later, a dressed up Kazufox sits with Samus, who is wearing a beautiful red dress, are enjoying dinner by the window. Aftershock was following the two and watches from a distance with eyes full of hate begging for revenge~
*Kazufox*: So hows dinner?
*Samus*: It was delicious. It was really nice of you to ask me out Kazufox.
*Kazufox*: (blushes) No problem. You can just call me Kazi for short.
*Aftershock thinking*: Note to self, make Kazufox pay, make him hurt, and get revenge!
~Things seem to be going great for Kazufox on his date until he sees two familiar figures out side waving at him~
*Kazufox*: No, it cant be
*Samus*: Whats wrong?
*Kazufox*: Nothingnothings wrong.
~As the two are finishing their dinner, Kazufox looks out and sees the two figures gone~
*Kazufox thinking*: Thats a relief
~Kazufox sees the two inside the restaurant. They are better known as Andrew and Pigma~
*Kazufox thinking*: Oh no. Not them, not now!
*Andrew*: There he is!
*Kazufox thinking*: Please not me, please not me
*Pigma*: Hi Kazufox.
*Kazufox thinking*: Damn!
*Pigma*: Youre supposed to be interviewing us not going out on a date. (looks at Samus) Well(drools) arent you a tasty dish
*Samus*: Dont make me barf.
*Pigma*: No! Not you, that(points to food)
*Samus*: Im not hungry.
~Pigma starts pigging out~
*Kazufox*: What the hell are you guys doing here anyways!? (clenches fist)
*Andrew*: As my porky friend here was saying, you owe us our interview.
*Kazufox*: I told you two later! I would do the interviewla-ter!
*Andrew*: Well, we want it now!
*Kazufox*: Too bad!
*Andrew*: (starts crying) WAAAH!!
~Andrew notices a mysterious figure trying to sneak out~
*Andrew*: (stops crying) Hi Ridley!
*Ridley*: Damn!
*Samus*: Ridley? You bastard, Ill kill you this time!
~Samus throws a capsule on the ground making a smokescreen effect. When smoke clears, Samus is in her power suit~
*Ridley*: Oh crap! (runs away)
*Samus*: Get back here! (chases Ridley)
*Kazufox*: Samus! Wait!
~As Samus chases after Ridley, Pigma finishes the dish and looks at Kazufoxs leftovers~
*Pigma*: You gonna eat that?
~Kazufox only shakes his head slowly~
*Pigma*: Yay! (starts eating)
*Andrew*: SoDoes this mean we can do the interview now?
*Kazufox*: Yeah
*Andrew*: Yippee!
~Inside Kazufoxs heart hes hurt but in his head hes full of rage~
*Kazufox thinking*: I will make them payThey will pa-
*Waiter*: Here is your check, sir.
*Kazufox*: $2500!! I dont have that much! Wait, who ordered all thi- (sees Pigma and stack of plates) Oh crap
*Aftershock thinking*: Wow, and all I did was watch.
~Location: Kazufoxs apartment 9:15 a.m.~
*Kazufox*: Well, things went fast since I used to wash dishes, but now *sigh* my interview with the most hated Starfox characters; Andrew and Pigma.
*Andrew and Pigma*: Hey-
*Kazufox*: SHUT UP!! (starts glowing)
~Silence~
*Kazufox*: Now I realize that the both of you are dead and-
*Andrew*: Hey!
*Kazufox*: Whatnow!? (grips silver blaster)
*Andrew*: Im not dead!
*Kazufox*: What?
*Andrew*: Im not dead! Am I?
*Pigma*: You look dead to me.
*Andrew*: What? (starts crying) WAAAH!!
*Kazufox*: Wait, we saw you die in Assault. Lets play the tape.
~Kazufox turns on his big screen T.V. as it plays Andrews death scene~
*T.V.*: I am the only true heir to the great Emperor AndrossThe new emperor: Andrew Oikonny.
~Beams shoot through Mecha-Andrew~
*T.V.*: Uncle Androooooss!!
*Kazufox*: (hits pause) You mean to say you survived that!?
*Andrew*: *sniff* Uh-huh.
*Pigma*: Did you see where the shots were?
*Kazufox*: Well, duh. One through the hand and two through the head section where his brainis supposed to be. (blankly stares at Andrew playing with his tail) So you did survive.
*Andrew*: I did? Yay!
*Pigma*: Got anything to eat?
*Kazufox*: No, shut up.
*Pigma*: What about the fridge?
*Kazufox*: No, shut up!
*Pigma*: Well, that T.V. almost looks-
*Kazufox*: (pulls out blaster) If you even breath on it, Ill blast your fat head off you overweight bastard!!
*Pigma*: Im not fatIm just big boned.
*Andrew*: Are too, porky!
*Pigma*: Shut up, you big baby!
*Andrew*: Im not a big *sniff* baby.
*Pigma voice from N64*: Too bad Andross isnt here to see you wail!
~Kazufox looks at him communicator and sees its almost ten~
*Kazufox thinking*: Nows a good timefor revenge that is. Just a little longer
*Andrew*: B-but *sniff* Uncle Andross says that Im special.
*Pigma*: Yeah! A special baby!
*Andrew*: (starts crying) WAAAH!! Uncle Andross!
~Andross is sick of Andrew and ignores him~
*Kazufox*: Great job pig boy! You made him cry!
*Pigma*: So whats it to you?
*Kazufox*: Thats my job!
*Pigma*: Not my fault hes such a big baby.
~Andrew cries louder~
*Kazufox*: Great, now what am I supposed to do?
~Kazufox gets an idea and pulls out an old sucker and gives it to Andrew~
*Kazufox*: Here now stop crying.
*Andrew*: (stops crying) O-okay. *sniff*
~General Pepper drops from plothole, takes Andrews sucker and walks out the front door~
*Kazufox*: That was odd.
*Andrew*: M-m-my sucker *sniff* he
*Pigma*: Uh oh.
*Kazufox*: (throws some candy into Andrews mouth) Take it and shut up!
*Pigma*: Kazufox
*Kazufox*: (eye twitches) Yesss
*Pigma*: Im hun-
*Kazufox*: SHUT UP!! You fat, pompous, overweight, good for nothing bastard and traitor to the universe, JUST SHUT THE HELL UP!! *huff, huff, huff*
~Andrew and Pigma sit in silence~
*Kazufox thinking*: God, these bastards are annoying, especially Andrew. Almost makes me feel sorry for Andross to know that Andrew would be in control of his empire someday.
~Kazufox looks out the window and sees a full moon~
*Kazufox*: SoPigma, youre hungry right?
*Pigma*: Well, yeah.
*Kazufox*: Well I know an all you can eat buffet just outside.
*Pigma*: Really?
*Andrew*: Are we going on a picnic?
*Kazufox*: Even better, a picnic adventure!
~The two rush out the door while Kazufox locks up. He checks his communicator and sees its 10:20 a.m.~
*Kazufox thinking*: Not much longer until I get my revenge, heheheh. HmmI wonder whatever happened to my friend?
~Meanwhile at Friends former apartment~
*Paul Wizzle*: Well, its good to be home. (looks at rubble) What the hell happened to my home! Its all gone! Even the playboy. *sniff* Hey, whats this orange hair doing here?
~Back with interview~
~Kazufox is now interviewing Andrew and Pigma from outside a dumpster while they are inside it~
*Kazufox*: Are you guys enjoying yourselves?
*Andrew*: It smells.
*Kazufox*: Thats the smell of adventure.
*Andrew*: Well it stinks.
*Kazufox*: Deal with it! So, Pigma how about you?
~Kazufox only stares as Pigma goes hog wild eating everything in the dumpster~
*Pigma*: Incredible
*Kazufox*: So Andrew, what do you think of the new Starwolf team?
*Andrew*: Well Wolf is still a big meanie, Leon is still creepy, and that Panther guy is just plain weird.
*Kazufox*: Well thats one downNow Pigma, why did you help the aparoids?
*Pigma*: They promised to let me eat anything I wanted.
*Kazufox*: Let me get this straight, you betrayed not just the Lylat system, but the universe just for some food!?
*Pigma*: Yep! In fact, I was eating when Fox and his buddies attacked.
~Kazufox looks at comm. to see time is 10:29 a.m.~
*Kazufox*: Well Pigma its about time you get back.
*Pigma*: To where?
*Kazufox*: ToHELL!!
~Comm. beeps 10:30 and suddenly the bottom of the almost empty dumpster splits open and several pairs of giant shadowy claws reach out and grab Pigma~
*Pigma*: NO!
*Kazufox*: Yep! You are the weakest, but in this case the fattest link. Good-bye.
~Pigma gets dragged down screaming his last words~
*Pigma*: But I havent finished eating!
*Kazufox*: Say hi to Richard Simmons for me!
~The bottom seals up~
*Andrew*: Wow!
*Kazufox*: That was fun.
*Andrew*: Do it again! Do it again!
*Kazufox*: Another time. Now Andrew, how did you feel about getting kicked out of Starwolf?
*Andrew*: I hated it! When Wolf did that he and Leon were laughing at me. *sniff* So thats why I got Uncle Andys army and attacked the same planet we were first beaten by Starfox!
*Kazufox*: So thats why you attacked Fortuna?
*Andrew*: Yep! I was about to destroy Starfox when the stupid aparoids attacked. My own army abandoned me. *sniff* They made up some excuse saying that they were too busy being destroyed by the Cornerian army. *sniff* Im so lonely.
*Kazufox*: Thats okay, its time to go to sleep.
*Andrew*: But Im not sle-
~Kazufox pulls out a rifle and shoots a tranquilizer dart at Andrews neck putting him to sleep. Kazufox closes the dumpster then puts a tracking device in the shape of a left hand glove on it~
*Kazufox*: Ill fix your loneliness. (pulls out cell phone and dials a number) Hes lonely and has cried himself to sleep. (hangs up phone)
~Kazufox checks comm. to see time is 10:55 a.m.~
*Kazufox thinking*: In just five more minutes, my revenge will be complete. Nobody screws up my night on a date and gets away with it!
~Next day at Great Fox~
*Fox*: But why?
*Krystal*: Because I want to.
*Fox*: Why him?
*Krystal*: Because hes cute and isnt afraid to ask me out unlike a certain someone I know, and he doesnt act like Panther.
*Fox*: But
*Krystal*: My decision is final.
*Fox*: Fine then, *sniff* have fun on your date! (runs off crying)
~Location: Later at another fancy restaurant~
~Kazufox, who is dressed up again, meets up with Krystal, who is wearing an emerald green dress~
*Kazufox*: You look nice in that dress.
*Krystal*: Thank you. Have you been taking dating advice from someone?
*Kazufox*: No
*Krystal*: Okay, shall we go?
*Kazufox*: I thought I was supposed to ask?
~Flashback: Earlier that day~
*Kazufox*: Please?
*Krystal*: No.
*Kazufox*: Aw come on, Ill only use my Shurigun just to find out what you think of Fara. PleaseI promise not to tell.
*Krystal*: Fine, but dont do anything that would make me kill you.
*Kazufox*: Deal!
~A small chunk of ground disappears and forms an eyepiece over Kazufoxs left eye~
*Kazufox*: Okay, ready. (eyepiece glows)
*Krystal thinking*: Okay, the sooner I answer the sooner youll leave my head so hear goes. I think, no. I know for a fact that mutant fox freak is a *BEEEEEEEEEEEEP* that needs to leave Fox alone! Just because he dumped that *BEEEEEEP* doesnt mean she has to be a stalking *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP* that should die and rot in *BEEEEP* hell! She has some nerve calling Fox HER man when he dropped the *BEEEEP* And-
~As Kazufox continues to read Krystals mind, a certain horny cat walks by and whispers something to Kazufox~
*Panther*: You know this would be the perfect chance to see what she looks like in the shower.
~Kazufox turns red all over as blood shot out of his nose~
*Krystal*: How dare you! Pervert!
*Kazufox*: Its not my fault, I swear!
*Panther*: Its not nice to lie to a lady like that.
*Kazufox*: You bastard! This was your fault! You made me do it!
*Panther*: I have no idea what you are talking about.
*Kazufox*: I'll kill you! RAAAAAGH!!
~Kazufox tackles Panther to the ground and starts punching his face over and over~
*Krystal*: Thats enough. Get off him.
*Kazufox*: But he made me do it!
*Krystal*: Get off now!
~Kazufox stops and gets off~
*Panther*: Thank you Krystal, you do care.
*Krystal*: What are you talking about? I wanted a turn.
*Panther*: What!?
~Kazufoxs face lit up as he saw Krystal punching Panthers face over and over~
*Kazufox*: Krystal wait! Youll break a nail doing that!
*Krystal*: Youre right. Thank you.
~Krystal gets off Panther and starts whacking him with her staff~
*Krystal*: Well, are you just going to stand there?
*Kazufox*: And miss the chance to beat this guy up? No way!
~Kazufox starts kicking Panther and both continue to beat him until he is unconscious and both foxes stand on top of him~
*Kazufox*: That was fun.
*Krystal*: It was a nice workout.
*Kazufox*: UmKrystal, Im sorry. I was distracted by Panther, but I still peeked. Id like to make it up to you somehowwould dinner tonight sound okay?
*Krystal*: WellI dont know. Ill have to think about it.
*Kazufox*: Please, Im really sorry and I-
*Krystal*: Okay.
*Kazufox*: Huh?
*Krystal*: Be there at eight and dont be late.
*Kazufox*: You really mean it?
*Krystal*: Yeah.
*Kazufox*: Oh thank you, thank you so much, you are so kind and forgiving, believe me Ill make it up to you the best I can, I promise I wont let you down, Ill even cook for you if I have to, not saying that I wouldnt its just that I-
~Krystal puts her finger on Kazufoxs mouth~
*Krystal*: But only on one condition. You dont use that eyepiece.
~Kazufox nods~
*Krystal*: Good, see you then. (walks off)
*Kazufox*: You know you did look beautiful even in the-
*Krystal*: Dont press your luck! (grips staff)
*Ed*: I'll kill you!
*Kazufox*: Why?
*Ed*: Because Krystal is mine!
*Kazufox*: Hey, its only a make up dinner. Nothing special.
*Ed*: I still dont believe you.
*Kazufox*: Too bad.
~Back to dinner~
*Krystal*: Kazufox?
*Kazufox*: Yeah?
*Krystal*: Could you tell me about your power?
*Kazufox*: Well, okay. First of all Im an alter user and that means I have the ability to rearrange molecules of an object to take form of another. Every alter user has a different ability. Mine deals with my right arm and left eye.
*Krystal*: Sounds interesting.
*Kazufox*: Not really.
~Several minutes later~
*Krystal*: I appreciate what youve done.
*Kazufox*: (blushes) Well its the least I can do.
*Krystal*: I still want to say thank you. (leans over to Kazufox)
*Kazufox thinking*: What is she- (puts 2+2 together) Shes gonna kiss me!? (blushes even more) Okay, calm down.
~Kazufox closes his eyes expecting a kiss but Krystal pulls away as the ceiling gets ripped apart by a pair of giant metal hands. Everyone else is in a panic~
*Andrew*: There you are! Ill get you now!
*Krystal*: Oikonny is still alive?
*Andrew*: Thats Emperor Oikonny to you missy! Hey, youre with Starfox.
~The metal hands rips apart the roof to show Andrew in the Mecha-Andrew robot with duct tape on it~
*Andrew*: It took me a while, but now Im back! All of you will bow down to me!
*Krystal*: Well never bow down to you!
~Krystal throws a capsule on the ground making a smokescreen effect~
*Kazufox thinking*: Nonot again.
~When smoke clears, Krystal is in her flight suit and reaches for her staff~
*Andrew*: Oh no you dont!
~The giant left hand grabs Krystal~
*Krystal*: AAAHH!! Kazufox, get out of here!
~Kazufox just stands in silence~
*Andrew*: No you dont! Not until you pay for what you did to me last night!
*Krystal*: Was it that bad?
*Andrew*: Yeah! Actually it was worse! He left me in a dumpster and when I woke up I was in a blanket next to Michael Jackson all because HE (points to Kazufox) shot me with a tranquilizer!
*Krystal*: Arent tranquilizers supposed to wear off in an hour?
*Andrew*: The cookies and warm milk distracted me.
*Krystal*: Dumb ass
*Andrew*: W-watch your mouth! But now Ill get my revenge and I get to crush a member of Starfox! Ahh ha ha ha!
~The restaurant is cleared of everyone except Kazufox~
*Andrew*: Victory will be mine. Ahh ha ha ha!
*Kazufox*: Shutup
*Andrew*: Huh?
*Kazufox*: I said SHUT THE HELL UUUUUPP!!!!
~Several chairs, tables and Kazufoxs right arm disintegrates and form the orange arm with the red shoulder armor, a tail-like propeller forms on his back, an eyepiece forms on his left eye and his hair stands DBZ style transforming Kazufox to his Shell Shurigun form~
*Kazufox*: You really want to die dont you? Pissing me off like this!! (glowing gold)
*Andrew*: Youyou think that you can scare me?
*Krystal*: Kazufox, run!
*Andrew*: Quiet you! (starts squeezing)
*Krystal*: AAAAHH!! *faint*
*Andrew*: Now its your turn!
~Andrew throws his right fist at Kazufox and it hits him~
*Andrew*: Ahh ha ha ha! I win! Ihuh?
~Andrew sees Kazufox blocking his attack with his alter arm~
*Kazufox*: Is that all youve got!? (pushes back metal hand)
*Andrew*: Gah! Its not over yet! (draws back fist)
*Kazufox*: Now Ill show you(eyepiece glows as it locks onto head section) Ill show you the power(the arm splits open, silver hatch opens sucking in energy, propeller spins counterclockwise and fist stars shining gold) of Kazufox the Shell Shurigun!! (flies toward head section)
*Andrew*: DIE!! (throws punch)
~The two fists connect but Andrews metal fist falls apart and Kazufox lands his attack on the head section~
*Kazufox*: Shell Shurigun BURST!!
*BOOOOOOM*
~The head section explodes sending Andrew flying~
*Andrew*: Uncle Andoooooss!! (disappears as a star)
~Kazufox flies back to catch Krystal as the two are engulfed in a beam of light~
~Location: The Other Side~
*Kazufox*: Aw man, that was rough. (looks around) Either were in the Other Side or my hippie landlords van.
*Slippy*: Hi guys!
*Kazufox*: Im guessing the Hippie Van Pad.
*Slippy*: Hi Kazufox! Hi Krystal! Hey, Krystal doesnt look so good.
*Kazufox*: Shell be fine. How long have you been here?
*Slippy*: Well ever since your first interview.
*Kazufox*: But that was more than a week ago.
*Slippy*: Really? Wow, I didnt notice because I was having fun playing hide-and-seek with my new friend.
*Kazufox thinking*: Retard.
*Slippy*: Hey, why are you and Krystal glowing like that?
*Kazufox*: Its time for us to go now.
*Slippy*: Really? So, does that mean you cant stay to play?
*Kazufox*: Im sure.
~The two vanish~
*Slippy*: Aww(looks around) Ive found you! Now its my turn to hide!
*Figure*: !
*Slippy*: Yeah I know, but you were tough to find.
~Location: Field near Krystals Arwing~
~Kazufox rests Krystal on a soft patch of grass~
*Kazufox*: Sorry the date went bad. I really didnt mean for your night to suck that much. *sigh* (returns to normal state) Well, see ya. (walks away)
*???*: I thought it was supposed to be only dinner?
*Kazufox*: (turns around and sees Krystal) Hmphwhats the difference? Listen, Im sorry about how things turned out.
*Krystal*: It was actually pretty exciting. Thanks for helping me out.
*Kazufox*: (blushes) I was just uhjust returning the favor for helping me against Fara.
*Krystal*: Believe me, thats one person you dont want to mess with.
*Kazufox*: Oh yeah? Ive handled worse. Well its getting late, you better get back to Fox. I know that you two belong together. I dont need to use my alter to see that.
*Krystal*: Dont worry Kazufox. (puts hand on his shoulder) I know youll find someone, but until then good luck.
*Kazufox*: Thanks Krys-
~Krystal kisses Kazufoxs cheek~
*Kazufox*: (blushing) Uh
*Krystal*: Take care. (jumps into Arwing) See you around.
~Krystal flies off leaving Kazufox sill blushing~
*Kazufox*: YAHOO!! (jumps for joy) Yeah! Woo hoo! (jumps over to nearby lake) This is Kazufox and Im officially ending this interview. Alright!
~Epilogue~
~I got my first kiss, yeah! After going on several dates this one I got a kiss! Ive dated the Cerulean City sisters, Daisy and even Zelda. I was probably taking some stupid pills on that one. But anywaysPigma is in hell with Richard Simmons and is being forced to lose weight, like thats possible. Slippy still hasnt returned from the Other Side, but do we care? Thought not. Ridley was eventually obliterated by Samus, for the millionth time. Michael Jackson was found in the dumpster, but danced away again. As for meI sit here by the lake thinking how lucky I am to be kissed by someone as hot as Krystal, regardless of herannoyance problem. (eyepiece forms on left eye) Oh, and a little thing I didnt mention about my alter is that I trained my eyepiece, the Shurigun, to see through walls, clothes, and after I was bit by the shutters of a radioactive camera, to work like a digital camera also. That means I can record stuff Ive seen and play it in my head like a movieWhat!? Ill get rid of itbut not while Im single. Anyways, Panther is in the hospital with multiple fractures, broken bones as well as a broken heart but hell get over it and still chase after Krystal again. He desevered it too, I asked him to do me a little favor just to get a picture of Krystal but I didnt think that hed go all the way to the showers. Too bad for him I was lying. Andrew? That bastard landed safely in a haystack, but he ended up in the hospital because he had straw stuck in his nose. Wolf and Leon went to visit Panther, probably to tell him how stupid he is, and also to spend time laughing at Andrew. Lets seePigma paid by sending him to Simmons and Andrew by M.J. andI forgot about tonight! Ill fix that, I know a personal friend whos perfect for the job, but Ill just sit back, relax, and(eyepiece glows) Mwah(drools)~
~Next morning at hospital~
*Nurse*: The doctor will be with you shortly.
*Andrew*: Okay.
~A few minutes later the door opens~
*Felix Faust VIII*: The doctor is in. Tell me, where does it hurt?
*Andrew*: Mainly this itchy hay in my nose.
*Faust*: That looks bad, Ill need to go into surgery. Eliza, bring the anesthetic.
~Eliza walks in with a big 5-foot needle~
*Andrew*: NOOOOOO!!!! UNCLE ANDROOOOOOOOSS!!!!
*To Be Continued*
*Reader*: What does that mean?
*Banzai announcer*: Hurry! Hurry! Quick! Go to next interview! Go now! Hurry! Interview ends!
*The End (of this interview)*
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