Derpy Come Home (F/M)

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After a long tour overseas, an Equestrian soldier returns home to relax, recuperate, and ream her boyfriend who had long missed her. Nothing brings a pegasus back to normalcy like a mug of hot coffee, and a tight cutie to cuddle up with.

So here is part of a series that my bestest bro jamescorck commished me long ago. On his own gallery, he has a little MLP fanon piece of his birdy shacking up with Derpy Hooves, who in this story is a serving soldier which offers a pretty fun twist on her personality. There might be a couple more of these upcoming in future, so if you been hankering for big tall pony gals, well you're in luck!

MLP copyrighted to Hasbro, James Corck to his creator


Morning broke in Cloudsdale, and for a moment James worried that last night had been a desperate dream. The sun slanted off his beak through the curtains as the white-and-purple griffon struggled to open his eyes and peer through the window, the sounds of a horn signalling the start of the Weather Factory's production awakening him fully along with the tearing sound of jet-force wings from Wonderbolts starting their morning drillts.

Then something grabbed him, a large coathaired arm swung round his chest and pulled him tight against a thick heaving body. He sighed with relief and pushed back towards the other body, moaning as he felt something thick, long and hard press against his PJ bottoms.

Behind him was a pegasus, a monotone grey with long yellow mane like butter sweeping down her face. She snorted in the griffon's ear, mumbling some vague thrash metal riff he recognised faintly before James turned himself over to look at her.

"Good morning."

"Mmmhhh?"

A golden eye bleared open looking upwards at him.

"Sleep well Doipy?"

"Nnnnh," she smiled hugging him tighter.

"You want some coffee?"

"Mmmh," the pegasus nodded.

"Alrighty, I'll put some on for ya."

Shuffling off the bed with a reluctant pull, the griffon stretched out long-feathered wings briefly blotting out the sun in front of the pegasus as he wore a Hackerman T-shirt of strong black-and-purple vibes on his chest, with a pair of blue bottoms from which a long tube-like furry tail swept out between his legs. The queen-sized bed almost didn't fit the pegasus within it, her hooves knocking against the end as her tail flicked out over the side making James' heart swell with relief at her presence as he went downstairs.

Derpy did not leave their bed for a little while longer, snuffling short whinnies when she fell back into a distant half-learned dream, of scattered thoughts and rainbow prisms like the ending of that one movie where the dragon's head turned into a whirlwind of feathers which gave her an internal cringe remembering her social studies in high school.

The bed would shudder as she tussled and twisted her blankets, her wings twitching, her long vanilla locks tangling against her shoulders, her pants shifting with the bulge displacing itself to swap from leg to leg, as well as a thicker pair of lumps smooshing against her thigh when she rolled across the bed. Eventually she would rouse from her sleep proper, as she lurched like a golem with eyes barely open.

She had returned home exhausted, hadn't even taken off her combat fatigues wrapped round her pants with a thick sky-blue design and white dappled spots meant to resemble clouds in the sky. Her shirt however was less proper, a Slayer T-shirt with a bleeding pony's skull and the words "South of Heaven, Live in Ponyville" scrawled underneath, the letters somewhat stretched by a heavy-set pair of breasts the size of cantaloupes.

Derpy looked down at herself and saw the thick bulge aching in her pants, a third leg hugging against her right as she flapped herself towards the door, too tired to walk. Then she banged her head on the top frame and grunted stumbling through the doorway and forced her hooves to carry her down the stairs, guided by the smell of coffee.

With soft yellow walls and a rectangular layout, the kitchen was immensely soothing with its long steel counter of sink, oven and cupboards that ended on a fridge to one side, along with an isle in the centre upon which the gentle sizzling coffee maker stood. Derpy towered over James by a solid foot and a half, herself reaching 7'5'' to the point of having to slightly duck under the frames.

Outside the window was an endless sea of clouds, white cirrus and cumulonimbus swirling past like the ocean waves along with the odd pegasus flapping on their way to work.

"Heeey sleepyderp."

"Nnnrrgh?" she grabbed a chair instinctively.

"Coffee's ready, here ya go."

"Mmm."

She never spoke until she had her coffee, something James knew from experience as he offered her a mug of fresh steaming hot Everfree brand. Derpy drank up her coffee, sitting at the isle in the middle of the kitchen as she gulped down half her mug.

Her body powered up in a flash, a spark igniting in her brain and a deep breath rejuvenating her from the slumber as her eyes opened wide. James took a moment to look over her thick strapping arms, the muscle of her biceps twitching as they rested on the table as Derpy sighed.

"MMmmhhhh...hoooo I missed that."

"I bet you have."

She smiled towards the griffon who leaned against the counter beside her, one eye of hers staring up and the other staring down from her golden pupils. She drank up more of her coffee, her heart pulsing with a fresh zing and her eyes sharpening when she drank slower, savouring the thick brew which had the bitterness of mint and only a micron of its sweetness as custom to the Everfree brand. Once her brain was firing off on all cylinders again, she looked towards James and cleared her throat pointing down at her crotch.

"Oh," the griffon grinned, "oh dearie, someone returned home all needy."

"Six months, okay?" her voice droned still gathering strength. "Nobody around to uh...discharge my howitzer in."

"Really, nobody in the Wonderbolts?"

"Mmm, more like...nobody worthy."

She grinned biting her lip and twirled her index finger, making a circle in the air whilst her other hand pointed her index finger towards her crotch.

"Now get your fluffy butt up in the air for me, I've got some...salvos to fire off, heehee."

"Yes, MA'AM!"

The griffon saluted at the sight of her pants tenting hard with a swollen girth as her loose fatigues were stretched to their limit, turning himself round and lifting up his long leonine tail with a teasing swish of his hips when he bent over the isle. Pulling down her pants, Derpy revealed her enormous howitzer, which was definitely a name well-deserved for how long and thick it was almost resembling an actual cannon.

A black swollen log that was bigger than Jamesy's arm, and almost just as long to boot with a huge pair of balls swinging underneath around half the size of her breasts. Derpy pulled down his pants in turn, sliding them off the tail but still hugging against his knees as she stared at his lovely butt, a smooth furry rear of sandy hairs with a winking pucker of soft pink that begged for her meat.

She grabbed his thigh and spread him finely, one hand still holding her mug and wasting no time plunging herself in with a long shuddering gasp of relief from both of them. The pegasus stuffed him straight to the hilt, James clutching the isle counter as he groaned and tightened his beak from the sudden spread of his experienced ring taking his girlfriend's fat pulsing dick.

"MMMMPH, HAAAH!" the griffon shuddered. "Ohhh dang I missed you."

"Mmmmmph, m-miss you too birdy," Derpy shivered, "th-thanks fer the coffee."

"N-no, problem, haaah, mmmmph!"

Squeezing herself into him, Derpy shoved in harder knowing her boyfriend could take it after so many years of being together. She was thankful for his sturdy body, even if he wasn't a soldier like her he kept himself fit enough as she grabbed his tail to steady herself once she sank past the median ring, the filling girth of her meaty schlong stretching his walls as they submitted easily to her thrusting depth, her breasts pushing against his back as they rubbed back and forth along his shoulderblades.

The pegasus moaned gratefully as James hugged against her spear, the suckling folds of his avian rump pulling her in deeper as she obliged eagerly with a gasping hiss from them both, Derpy not even trying to hold herself back as she slammed him so hard against the counter that it visibly shook with water dripping from the tap. The fridge slightly trembled as her nostrils flared and she finally managed to hilt herself fully inside him, a wondrous bulge now forming in James' belly with the vague imprint of a swollen glans.

"NNnngh, did you train your butt, just fer me?" she cooed.

"I wanted," James winced happily, "I wanted to make sure I was ready for you when you-AAH, c-came back."

"Naughty birdy," she smooched his head, "I'll make you breakfast, you like sausage and egg?"

"Oh, my favourite thank you-HAAAH, OHH, D-derpy!"

Drinking her coffee as she pulled back her hips, the pegasus slammed herself in once again with a tender pat to Jamesy's rump, squeezing his cheeks and pounding at his hole with hefty slaps from her thick pendulous bollocks that whacked upon his own causing his legs to spread apart.

Derpy panted with a happy grin above him, her wings fluttering behind her in bliss as she knocked over the chair behind her when they spread out fully, the griffon keeping himself snug when her halberd thrust into his depths and started picking up speed. Pumping her boyfriend eagerly she was already filling him with a glut of pre, sloshing against his walls and spittling down his rear to lather his furry thighs.

It was obvious she was pent-up, James struggling to imagine how six months would feel without some alone time to relieve one's needs. He was happy to fulfil her needs as he pushed back against her willingly, clapping his sandy cheeks against her thick sturdy haunches.

She would not last even if she wanted to, taking the full swig of her coffee when she felt her climax approaching quick as a hair-trigger pistol. Pumping faster and harder until she grinded the griffon's chest on the counter, Derpy loomed over him with a braying gasp from her throat as her balls clenched against James' thighs and she came for the first time in months.

"A-AAAAAGH, taking, aim!"

"MMMMHH, YEAH, FIRE AT WILL!"

"Hah, aaaah, ready and load-MMPH, LOADED AAAANNGH!"

Her first climax of the day was an open relief for both of them, the bird feeling his belly turn thick with hot rich pegasus seed splashing on his walls and filling out his tummy to a very slight paunch as he gasped with a heated chuckle.

"H-hoh, hooo, aaah d-dang I forget how, ohh, how much you give!"

"Heehee, I'm a loving pony," she smooched him on the cheek, "I got lots to give. But I'm not done yet, I said a few salvos yeah?"

"Oh, you sure did, want a refill Doipy?"

"Yes pleaaaase."

She passed him her empty mug as she went back to fucking, punching her fat harpoon deep into his bowels, as he giggled with gasping fits of pleasure from the cum displacing inside to swill around her meaty pole. James reached over to the coffee machine, and filled up her mug as she kept pounding away at his warm tunnel. The trundling brrrr of the grinder ringing in his ears amidst the panting breaths of his girlfriend railing him, the horse taking a moment to grab both of his thighs and pummel him harder with gritted teeth.

Snorting breaths filled the air as her plump thickening trident scraped against his insides with a creaking groan as she flexed her muscles, her arms strong with rippling biceps as she pulled him harder against her body. Her bollocks swung like wrecking balls colliding with his smaller plums as he yelped when he pulled out the mug of fresh thick coffee and slowly handed it over back to Derpy.

Taking another swig the pegasus sighed from another boost of energy in her loins as she redoubled her efforts, pumping against his prostate as his own cock went untended underneath him. The griffon sputtered his pre against the counter's side, drooling down with a thicker wad of white that trickled to his paws that dug into the kitchen floor.

"MMMPH, m-mmmph, so," James gasped, "what you, want to do later?"

"Can't think," Derpy moaned, "need, fill up, birdy, aaah!"

"NNnngh, f-fair, I have a movie, we can watch after?"

"Sure, okay, h-have to unload, first, AAAH!"

Her second orgasm came just as quick as the first, too hungry to stop herself as she drove in deeper and filled him thicker, his belly starting to swell just that little bit more as James sighed deeply from the hot creamy gush that smothered his innards, his tail twitching in front of her face as she gently nipped it in her teeth to make Jamesy grin back at her. When she had cum the second time she downed the coffee in one gulp and handed the mug back to him as the griffon refilled it once more.

"So what's, whah, how long you back for?" he asked tapping the machine.

"Mmmmh, three months," she gasped still whapping her hips, "how's, things been here?"

"Nnnngh n-not bad, I got, haaah, lots of commissions, the w-weather factory even had me, d-do, a MURAL!"

"OOOF!"

She gasped as the griffon suddenly clenched, his first orgasm finally breached as he splattered the cupboard door beneath them with a hot little fountain of rich leonine seed, sucking hard on Derpy's cock in turn with his muscular reflex much to her excitement as she kept thrusting, grinding, pushing against his clenching walls with eyes fluttering in a spasm.

Her balls still felt so full and she wasn't stopping until they were at least feeling half-empty. James gave a sigh of relief and started winding down slightly, but then he felt Derpy punch his prostate hard enough to make him stiffen fully erect again, the horse fondling his dripping length with a teasing hand.

"You're not done yet are you?" she chuckled lewd breathing in his ear.

"Hah, no, d-definitely not," James whimpered, "coffee's ready."

"Thank youuuu," she took the mug from him, "ready fer round three?!"

"Oh you bet, I'm not leaving your side a minute!"

"Goodie, cuz I'm not done firing, loading volley!"

"A-AAAH!"

A pleasant squawk broke from Jamesy's beak, panting with euphoria as Derpy pummelled him even harder than before reaching the height of her lust. She struggled to speak, her eyes rolling in opposite directions and her tongue hanging over the griffon as she pounded with long gliding thrusts, the cum gushing around inside and displacing with every thrust of the pegasus pumping her pole like she was cleaning a cannon with a brush.

James filled up the coffee mug once again as she took another swig, gulping it down with one hand sliding up to the griffon's tail and pulling harder. The isle visibly shuddered beneath her savage strength, almost spilling her coffee on her breasts as she chugged and thrust with a mumbling through her lips.

Riding on their lustful high, the third orgasm almost came and went without their noticing as Derpy grinded her cock against the countertop through Jamesy's belly, the shuddering scrape making him twinge in all the right places. He almost imagined the taste of her seed in the back of his tongue, grunting and clenching around her thick luscious shaft until the walls hugged round her python.

"MMMPH, AAAAH!" she gasped. "Target, locked, pitch up forty-five!"

"NNNGH!" he lifted his rump higher. "Fire at will, ma'am!"

"Take, AIM, FIRE, AAAANNGH!"

Lost in a reverie Derpy flooded his body once again, the bird now swollen to the point that he felt like he was laying on top of a thick cushion with his own cock twitching underneath. Most if not all of Derpy's cum managed to keep inside of him, gurgling to a thick white sea of sheer heat that made him shiver through his tail and swallow against the thickening of his stomach.

"Mmmmmph...hooo," Derpy hugged him tight to feel him jiggle slightly, "feel good birdy?"

"Ahuh," James moaned flexing his hips, "I uh, can I take a bathroom break?"

"Ooooh, did I stuff you too big?" she rubbed the sides of his belly.

"I think you did," he blushed looking up at her, "can we, call a ceasefire?"

"Heehee, okayyy."

She pulled herself out after smooching his head, James clenching himself tight as possible when she fully unsheathed her lance, a hot long dripping length of thickening white that drooled thick puddles on the floor as the griffon stood up to take a very stiff walk to the bathroom. His belly paunch was a bit more noticeable, turning his face red as a thin trickle of jizz dripped out from his used feathery butt, a small trail he left behind as he left the kitchen.

Derpy took a moment to catch her breath and finish her coffee, before she went to look in the fridge with her cock swinging between her legs like a rubber hose. She found a pack of fruit cups and took two for herself. Sitting up on the isle counter she bonked her head against some hanging pots and three of them fell with a clatter round her with a cringe from the pegasus.

"YOU OKAY?!" James cried from the bathroom.

"YEAH, SORRY!" she opened her fruit cup. "HOW 'BOUT YOU?!"

"OH FINE, JUST FINISHING UP!" the sound of running water could be heard. "CAN YOU TURN ON THE HOT WATER IN THE SINK, I WANNA START THE DISHES!"

"OKAY!"

Lumbering round the isle she chugged down all her fruit cup in one gulp before she turned on the sink in front of the window and spritzed some dishwashing liquid in. A bunch of plates and cutlery were already piled up as she bunged them in a little carelessly, naked from the waist down which gave a lovely sight to James returning back to the kitchen and seeing her cute grey butt with its yellow butter tail.

"Oh, no no let me do them!" he hurried to the sink.

"Okay!"

She stepped back to pick up the pots that had fallen whilst James started on the dishes. The sound of clinking cutlery filled the room along with the percolating griddle of the coffee machine, Derpy making a fresh batch to pour herself as the caffeine turned her giddy with flickering wings, noticing that James had put up his pants again as she slinked up behind him and slid them straight back down.

"Doipyyyy," the griffon fidgeted.

"I'm still horny," she muttered in his ear, "come on birdy, I had six months."

"I know but I just need to finish the dishes-"

"You can still do 'em," she squeezed his naked butt, "just lemme clean my rifle."

"A-aaah I just finished I-mmmmh...okayyy."

He smiled rather giddy himself from her infectious glee, her hands stroking along his cheeks and slipping round the front of his belly to stroke over his feathers and fur. When he pulled down his pants, she lifted him up in one arm and pulled them off in one swoop to toss away and slam her shaft into his naked rump. Her cock sprung erect with ease and sunk itself in, barely four seconds it took to hilt herself to the balls once again as James tried to focus on the dishes with her monster meat pumping him.

His legs shuddered with claws scraping the floor as he moaned against the window, scouring hard on the plates that he gripped with fierce fingers until they squeaked sharp, gasping as Derpy pounded him so hard that his cock grinded against the cupboard beneath the sink. But he loved it all the same as the griffon kept pushing back against her rhythm, making sure each thrust was met with a hard juicy clap.

Occasionally a pegasus would pass by the window, turn and look, then quickly look back before flapping away with a deep blush. James also started to blush at realising this, almost exposing himself to the rest of Cloudsdale with his girlfriend pounding him against the kitchen sink so hard the glass would shiver from the impact.

He struggled to make it through half the dishes before Derpy came again, guzzling down her coffee between thrusts as the griffon shuddered trying to stack the plates to the side with a shaking hand. Panting harder he dove his hands deeper to grab a bowl and almost dropped it again to make a splash when the pegasus slammed so deep the sink visibly shuddered, some of the water forming waves briefly from her force as she neared her fourth climax.

"MMMPH, hah, coming at, forty knots!"

"NNNGH, D-derpy, p-please a-aaaah I'm trying to--HAAAH!"

"Helm, one-oh-eight, depth, fifty, deploying charge!"

"A-AAAHH, OHHH!"

She angled her length to plunge deep from above, lifting her whole body higher to slam downwards and scrape hard along the bottom of his anal tunnel. The trembling sensations of her savage grinding made James squeal with a sharp cry as he came hard against the sink counter, the horse following suit with a much thicker breed of hot seed plugging up his walls and smothering his folds.

But she wouldn't stop, still pounding him with her fresh semen swilling around her meat and smearing across her hard leathery pillar that rubbed against every fold of the griffon's walls. James sighed as he pushed back with a hard grind of his sandy-furred butt, his tail slinking around her waist in a soft hug as she giggled from the brushing of his hairs.

The bird managed to finish up all the plates and bowls before moving to the cutlery, diving for steel like pearls in the sea as the water splashed and burbled from Derpy's constant bucking thrusts. More griffons and pegasi would flutter past, the sound of her thumping hips against the sink making the glass quiver enough that they heard, looked and would either look shocked, embarrassed, or even give a thumbs up and a wink.

"LOAD TORPEDO!" she cried.

"S-something off the port bow!" James cried almost cackling.

"Pitch, thirty degrees, going DEEP!"

"FIRE, FIRE-GA-OWWWUH!"

By the time he managed to clean every fork and knife, the griffon felt Derpy hitting her fifth breach as she lunged forth and slammed her head into the window with a loud bonk and accidentally dunking James' head into the water. She pulled back in recoil and thunked her ass against the isle, pulling the bird's head out the sink and lifting him up high in both arms to fully impale him on her still-cumming shaft.

James groaned with a twitch in his own cock, sighing in bliss from the swelling of his gut once again as he watched it visibly bulge for a little bit, feeling his girlfriend's huge bollocks swing against his paws that rested on her thighs. Derpy sighed in a gentle relief, her arms gently dropping him onto the floor once she stopped throbbing inside him. He did not pull himself off, instead bringing her arms back round him and nuzzling her thick biceps.

"Feel better?" he asked looking up.

"Mmmmayybe," she stared at his eyes and the ceiling, "you're not relieved yet soldier."

"Oh yeah, is this what you call honourable discharge?"

"Pffft, silly birdy!" she noogied his feathers. "C'mon let's go sit."

With her cock still buried to the depths of her boyfriend, Derpy flapped her wings carrying him through the doorway with rather cautious swoops as their feet never touched the ground, her camo pants wrapped around her ankles before they reached the living room. She landed her butt on the sofa and turned James around on her thick obelisk so they were now facing each other.

The griffon planted his taloned fingers upon her thick chest, softly twiddling the nipples to make her squeak and giggle a throaty laugh before she pulled off the shirt and let her puppies come free as two enormous breasts slumped against her chest. Thick and round with grey hairs and darker charcoal teats, she put her hands behind her head and let James play with them as she watched him ride her staff.

James throbbed with his smaller shaft bouncing on her thick muscular abs, grabbing her boobs and squeezing their thick plush form with a sigh of relief to have a lap to bounce on. The fillm projector was playing a documentary on the far wall of the room, but neither of them were paying attention despite the rumbling click of the shutter frame filling the air. James stared upon Derpy, her eyes looking past him but he knew she was still looking at him. Her pole felt like a wooden stave uprooting through his spine, groaning as the griffon kept slapping down his rear against her thick black orbs.

"Hey, c-can I," he gasped, "permission to dry-dock, ma'am?"

"Mmmm, all's clear," she grinned pushing up her tits, "you're clear for landing, birdy."

With a giggle James pushed himself a little forwards, his stiffening member pushing through her bosom as he gasped from the heat of her chest, her beating heart beneath his length as he grinded through the valley and started fucking through. Derpy smiled watching his dick poke through her tits, smooching the head everytime it came close to her lips when it spittled pre down her chin and neck.

She didn't even thrust inside her boyfriend, letting him take over in plapping his butt against the pumping throb of her halberd. Derpy licked her lips at her boyfriend's meat, keeping her tits smooshed together to make it feel as snug as she could.

The bird shuddered with a harder slap of his balls against her abs, pulling her breasts down to stuff through them faster and harder, his clawed fingers carefully pinching at her teats and twisting them gently to make her squeak and shiver with growing bliss. Already pent-up as he was from the previous filling he got, he was halfway to his third orgasm before Derpy pushed his whole body forwards and sucked on his dick completely.

"AAAAH, H-HOOOH, D-DOIPY, HAAAH!"

In a panic to not overbalance he grabbed her head, deepthroating her as she took it easily whilst curling up her legs to push her knees against herself and keep slamming into him deep. Every pump she made slapped his belly against her snout, fucking her face with a little trill in his throat as he felt climax number six trembling through her howitzer.

She didn't even announce this one, firing off with a hard burst into Jamesy's port and swelling up his belly once again with a gasping giggle trembling from his throat. James shot off his pistol in turn, spurting down Derpy's throat with a good glut of bird seed that she moaned with relish in tasting. She grabbed at his balls gently to coax the last drops of hot semen out.

"Hoooo...aaaah," James pulled out with a sheepish look, "s-sorry Derp, couldn't help it."

She gave a salute sucking the last of his cock before it slipped from her mouth.

"Hehee, at ease soldier. You wanna watch that movie now?"

"Oh yeah, sure!" he pulled himself off with a groan. "Just...bathroom again."

"Okay!"

Derpy smiled at the sight of her thick harpoon sliding out of her boyfriend, James once again clenching himself shut as he sucked off the flaring glans and tightened his hole to keep everything in. After another emptying, with Derpy feeling satisfied enough, the griffon came back with his pants back on that he recovered from the kitchen and Derpy pulling hers back up.

"SO!" he bounced on the sofa beside her. "I heard two ponies talking about this movie and thought it sounded good."

"Oooh whatsit about?" she stretched her arms putting one around him.

"It's about a pony who serves time for a crime he didn't commit, twelve years pass and he tries to piece together what happened."

"OH, crime stuff's always fun, okay but...I didn't have lunch, let me get something."

"Alrighty."

Walking over to an old cupboard, Jamesy pulled out one of many film reels from his collection and slotted it in the projector, replacing the documentary that he put back whilst Derpy went to fix herself some lunch, some toast with ham and cheese and a little tomato in there for that extra filling as James set up the film and wound it proper.

She arrived in time for the opening crawl of a long panning shot over some old boats ruined and abandoned on the sea, a ragged pony hiding amongst them as he tried to recall his memory of The Incident. It was, unfortunately, not that great a film despite the interesting blurb.

The dialogue was stilted in a way that didn't drive much emotion; the cutaways between the ex-convict and his former fiancée who was behind the actual crime, was always in the middle of speeches and constantly interrupted flow; lastly, the new love interest was the most incredibly boring mare, and every scene with her just felt a little bit too long.

Derpy managed to finish her food in record time, but only because it was more interesting to do than the actual movie. A quiet guilt lingered in James when Derpy started to yawn, briefly excused herself for a beer and hoped that it would help make the movie go by quicker. It did not, and after a torturous scene desperately trying to force a romance between two ponies, Derpy slipped an arm round Jamesy's head and scritched his feathers.

"Doipyyyy," he smiled bashfully up at her.

"Birdyyyy," she pulled him towards her lap.

"Mmmm?" He saw her pants tenting before her to a rising mast. "Seriously?"

"Sorryyyy," she blushed rubbing his head, "this movie's so boring I've got to stay awake somehow."

"Mmmm it kinda is, I'm sorry."

"No no it's fine, I'm having fun, that lady's really bad."

"Gosh she is," Jamesy snickered staring past her dick, "every line she has feels like she's eating wood!"

"Heehee, she's part-termite! Soooo..."

She patted her tented bulge as he sighed with a grumble and pushed down her pants, showing off her thickening polearm as he grasped it steady and pulled it into his mouth. With beak open wide he swallowed his girlfriend's meat to the halfway point, slowly reaching the median ring with a gasping shiver. Derpy sighed at the warmth of his throat, gently patting him as they kept watching the movie.

A griffon's beak was not ideal for a blowjob, especially for an equine cock that was much thicker than the average griffon's was. But he had practiced plenty enough over the course of their relationship to stretch his beak wide enough and carefully angle his sharp pointed tips to yawn around her shaft, like a pair of blunt scissors opening wide from above. The way he gulped it down was not unlike how a bird would eat a fish.

Staring from the corner of his eye James tried to give the movie some attention but the cock in his throat was winning him over, gulping down further to the hilt until his beak was in her crotch. From her view Derpy got a good look at her swelling shaft forming a cock imprint in her boyfriend's gullet, tight suckling moans making gentle vibrations down her lance as she tenderly patted him.

Sipping her beer Derpy giggled at the badly-directed dialogue, but was briefly excited towards the end of the film when finally a chase scene happened, a unicorn who was behind it all shooting his horn like a revolver towards the ex-con fleeing. Her body clenched causing a wad of pre to shoot in the griffon's throat, before she found herself bored again when the running shootout dragged strangely long as James realised the director desperately wanted to bookend the film.

Losing herself in the moment, Derpy leaned back and let the movie resolve to a disappointing climax. But hers wasn't certainly, as her seventh orgasm of the day didn't slow down her cock muscles in flexing against Jamesy's throat, the bulging creak of her taut shaft making his neck vibrate slightly as he pumped his throat back and forth with the cutest little whimpers. She was feeling herself closer to empty, but still full enough her balls ached a little in her pants with soft little twitches of her muscle.

Soon the bird was struggling to keep up with the flow of her pre, a thicker whiter spread that slathered against tongue and filled up his belly again. Sometimes he pulled back to jerk her off and make her shoot faster, spraying his gullet with fattened glorps that came more and more.

"MMM-WHUH?!"

"S-setting, trajectory!"

"MMMGLRRKH!"

She grabbed the griffon's head to keep him steady as James shifted his position to get on his knees and let her facefuck him proper. He smirked thinking this was revenge for the titfucking, but he didn't mind, the movie was over and neither of them cared about the lame-legged ending as James choked down fully on the huge dick.

Derpy's pants shifted slightly downwards for her balls to swing out and slap his chin, the bird panting harder as her meaty schlong hilted in his throat like a cockholster and he throbbed soft between his legs as she pummelled his skull with her burning hips. He sucked even harder and tighter with a gulping groan with eyes rolling up, savouring each and every drop as Derpy started to peak.

Her wings flapped stronger, knocking over a small side table as she stretched her pinions and beat them across Jamesy's head with every flap. Soon her pre was starting to run constantly, causing the bird to keep swallowing faster and faster until she pushed him back and started furiously masturbating.

"Hah, target set!"

"Wh-what, what?!"

"MMMMPH, LOCKED COORDINATES, ORBITAL, S-STRIKE, GAAAAH!"

He realised her plan a little too late, when her flaring head gorged to its thickest and blasted his face like a shotgun of cream. Hot spirited wads of thick pony cum splattered onto his cheeks and drenched all over his beak, despite his efforts to open wide and let it pump into his maw. With a happy sigh from both of them, Derpy drizzled dollops across her doting boyfriend's face, smothering his feathers with a gluey texture before she was done leaving him white as a sheet.

"Haaaaah...mmmmph. Heehee, mission complete?"

"Hmm, maybe," he licked across his beak to swallow more of her jizz, "think you might need a review on your ordnance."

"Ooooh, maybe you wanna clean my cannon again?"

"Maaaaybe."

He tried to look serious but ended up cracking a grin, Derpy fluttering back down on the sofa and pulling him up into her lap to give him a kiss and taste her seed. With the movie now over, James put the film back in the cupboard as they felt fatigued enough that they both deserved a little nap, Derpy carrying James up the stairs with a flap of her wings and returning to their bedroom.

Heavy metal posters covered the walls alongside art pieces with Jamesy's signature, photos on either side of the bed showing the couple hanging out at various locales or taking fly-by selfies. The bed was still unmade with sheets all twisted up from Derpy's rousing, and before James even had a chance to mend it, the pegasus threw him down on the mattress and crawled over on top of him. She towered above his body, her body entirely shadowing James like an eclipse.

The sound of the Weather Factory kept rumbling off in the distance, churning pipes of thick clouds both heavy and light across the clear blue skies as Derpy smiled upon Jamesy. Without her shirt her breasts hung down thick and swinging, almost touching the bird's clothed chest as she showed she was still hard with a grinding of her cloth bulge against Jamesy's own.

"Something to cool off the cannon?" she teased staring down at him.

"How does that cool it down?" he raised his brow half-joking.

"Mmmm needs to exhaust the steam," she wiggled her hips behind her, "don't want it to overheat."

"Well, alrighty, can't argue with that."

Not that he really wanted to as Derpy kept grinding her enormous length against his crotch, the hard scraping of fabric making him shudder as he clenched his legs and panted sweetly before her with a gentle nod. The soldier pulled off her camo pants once again, kicking them down to expose her huge harpoon once again.

James shuffled his off in turn to let out his smaller cock, Derpy giggling as her thick halberd slapped down upon his dick and grinded harder against his naked flesh. She thrust herself forwards to press her meaty head on his beak, a smile creeping over her face as the griffon smooched on the glans, tasting the hot drippy pre that spooled out in tendrils down his neck.

"So," he gasped betweeen his kisses, "what you wanna do, tomorrow?"

"Mmmm, is Buttermilk's still open?" she asked.

"Oh yeah, they expanded!" his tongue slipped across her cockslit. "They have a branch in Ponyville now."

"Ooooh, we should go, I miss Ponyville!"

"You want to go tomorrow?"

"Ahhh, maybe the day after, bit too tired to fly down to earth."

"Alrighty," James peppered her flaring shaft with more kisses, "we can go bowling down at Cloud Nine-Pin?"

"Okay, yeah!" she stroked his feathered mane. "I missed you birdy."

"Mmmph, I missed you too, Doipy."

With one last smooch as his tongue teased into her glans, the bird watched his girlfriend pull back her massive howitzer and grip his legs to lift them up on her shoulders. With his pucker exposed once again and his tail swishing under, the griffon gasped with a relief as she plunged to the depths and he felt his belly gorge with her meat every time.

The flexing of her shaft and the creaking of her flaring head against his walls made James shudder through his knees against her shoulders, his paws twitching above her head as he laid his head back on the pillows. The Wonderbolt slammed her hips eagerly with the strength she still had, moaning with bleary eyes staring half-down at her boyfriend, the bulge under his shirt forming from his belly with each thrust she hilted.

Bending over him as she pounded faster, the pegasus flapped her wings in a little spasm of excitement as James panted hard with her, clenching his anal walls in time with each thrust make sure she would savour his tightness. Once she found her rhythm Derpy leaned in close, letting go of his knees when the griffon wrapped his legs around her waist to hug her tightly.

"HAH, a-aah!" Derpy pumped deeper breathing on his beak. "Mmmmph, c-can we stay in all day today?"

"Oh, yeah, definitely," James gasped squeezing his legs, "I really needed this."

"Mmmph, m-me too, ahhh, Jamesy, a-AAAH!"

She suddenly kissed him, smooching on his beak as he opened up to feel her tongue dive into his throat. With his head turned aside his beaktips softly scratched her cheek, his smaller griffon tongue sleekly gliding across the equine's thicker one, the sound of hot smacking plaps coming from their mouths and their rumps in different pacing.

Derpy was ravenous in her need, a thickening drool starting to pool at the base of Jamesy's beak to the point a soft trickle escaped the side between each suckling smooch. Moaning with a heated bliss, he wrapped his arms round her head to keep her close and suckle harder with a squealing whimper escaping his throat.

The sound of her slapping thighs filled the room amongst their suckling groans as James started to gulp, panting through his nostrils and milking her tongue for her sweet thickening saliva. Their eyes closed as they lost themselves in the heat of passion, her large breasts smooshing against his chest and flattening out to a thick solid warmth that spread across his belly in tandem with her juicy dark leathery shaft drilling to the depths.

At one point Derpy pulled him up slightly, her arms wrapping under him to squeeze him harder like a doll and smoosh their faces together, sucking and slurping before they pulled back just to dapple kisses all over each other. Derpy even suckled on his beak, cutely smothering it to a sheen as he whimpered even harder and felt himself cumming.

"HA-aah, AAH, D-derpy, g-getting close!"

"MMMPH, f-fire when ready!" she giggled. "Closing in, thirty metres!"

"AAH, c-can't, think of, m-metaphor!"

"Twenty metres, lower, l-lower, AAAAH!"

"GA-AAAH, F-FIRING, FIRING TORPEDO!"

With a frantic spurt he came hard on himself and Derpy when they kissed again, their bellies pushed together so thick that he ended up cumming on her tits, hot salty bird seed smearing across feathers and horsehair to gum up to a thicker whiter stickier web.

Derpy hit her peak at last and flooded his insides with her own jizz, a long breathless moan that filled Jamesy's throat when she smooched him even deeper mid-orgasm. Pumping her last strokes into her bird, the pegasus felt her balls empty enough, the bulge in the griffon's stomach slightly thickening with her flaring head pulsing in her climax.

"Mmmmmph," the pegasus smiled pulling back her lips, "haaaah...thank youuu."

"No problem," James gasped, "is that you...done, or-HNNNGH!"

She suddenly collapsed on top of him, her whole weight like a bear falling on his chest as he groaned from her thick muscles wrapping him close like a plushie with her head nuzzling against his cheek. His body adjusted to the pressure as the stickying goo smeared further across their bellies from the griffon's last spurts. Then she started snoring, and James simply smiled.

"Glad I told my clients this was an off-day," he chuckled to himself, "aaaah...night Doipy."

"Mmmrrrnbirby," she mumbled drifting to dreamland.

With a small kiss to her mane, James settled in for an impromptu nap, the roaring heat of the horse's body helping him fall asleep beneath the afternoon sun.