Yule Night on Planet Tiki

Story by Kodyax on SoFurry

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Yule Night on Planet Tiki

A wedge shaped star ship, whose sheer mass would dwarf a skyscraper, with an Aztec style step pyramid command tower lumbers its way through pale gray space after leaving a Roman coliseum that is big enough that the ship could fit inside. Its surface is jet black with a rectangular band around the middle in the center of which is a black circle with Leonardo da Vinci's Vitruvian Man in its center. From the top of the pyramid is a red flag with the same emblem on it marking the ship as belonging to the intergalactic Empire of Humanity.

The ship is named Missionary due to its purpose in the multiverse for the Empire. Her Captain, the venerable Tomas de Torquemada, and her crew are members of the dreaded Inquisition, specifically the Pacification League whose sacred duty is to travel the spheres and prepare worlds for the divine rule that come with human sovereignty to better the lives of all lesser creatures in their servitude to humanity as written the Holy Tome. The One True God has deigned humans as his chosen race and all others exist to serve man and by God the Pacification League strives to bring the light of true faith to the godless heathens everywhere.

Standing on his flying bridge Captain Torquemada is watching pig people getting butchered alive on crystal screens set for his viewing pleasure and licks his lips in anticipation of when they will be cooked and served as pork, ham and bacon in the officer's mess. His uniform is black with a red armband featuring the same emblem as their flag in same manner the Nazis wore their armbands in our waking reality. Captain Torquemada is quite pleased with himself as he accepts salutes from his crew.

After a days travel the Missionary comes upon a ship that looks like a huge jellyfish complete with tentacles below. In the dome of the jellyfish is a city of what the humans know is a degenerate race of monsters known as the corab. The corab are a race of beings with bodies like cat sized crabs but the necks and heads of cobras that would gladly make the humans of the Missionary their slaves.

Flying saucers launch from the jelly fish space station to attack the Missionary as one side of the capital ship opens up to reveal cannons that take aim at the incoming invaders. The Missionary takes down wave after wave of saucers but to no avail as they just keep coming. Until they settle on the surface of the Missionary, the saucers are unmanned; but once in position, they breach the hull of the human ship and drop centaur like crab and lobster creatures known as crabbox and lobbox to soften then security forces of the humans so they can be taken back to the corab in chains.

Confident that God is on their side, human soldiers in red plate mail armor armed with partisans take on the invaders with red leather clad sharpshooters with muskets take aim. Ultimately the humans are holding their own as the invaders want them alive. But sheer force of numbers will threaten to overwhelm the defenders if help does not come soon.

Help of one sort comes when a sleek shark shaped vessel about half the size of the Missionary black with emblem of an octopus juggling human skulls, jewels, coins and an hourglass rams its way through the dome of the jellyfish mothership. The replacements the corab slaves thought were coming never do so as their masters are forced to disengage from the fight to find a place to repair the main carrier. But humans are not saved; not by a long shot as the shark ship is a Zuvian pirate vessel with the Missionary selected as its prey.

Unlike the corab the Zuvians want only one thing from the humans: death. The Missionary and other ships of its type destroyed the planet Zu, a world where humanized and humanoid animals living in peace, for the sin of repulsing the Pacifiers and thus refusing the Holy Yoke of slavery to the Empire of Humanity a thousand years ago. Now this ship of the Pirate faction of the survivors of Zu is bearing down on the Missionary Hell bent on revenge.

On board the Avenger, wolves, cats, rabbits, alligators, snakes and other anthropomorphic animals in black leather and mail armor, the same Kraken emblem emblazoned on their fronts, and armed with bows, axes and swords line up to be teleported to the other ship. Stepping up to join them is a nine foot six inch wolf-bear black furred with red hair and blue eyes in the same armor as the rest of them, red gloves and boots with a war bow and war ax sized for his bigger size. Behind him is a lady skunk alchemist in the attire that will protect her in battle and a folf sorceress whose fur is the color of the void with white spots like stars, pink hair and pupilless eyes.

"Math!" A rabbit cries with a smile and a thumbs up.

"Math-Mathetecht is joining us!" A gator yells excitedly.

"We will finally be avenging the death of our homeworld!" Math-Mathetecht announces with pride as he raises his ax in salute to the others. "We are the children of those original survivors. It's time for some Payback!"

Math-Mathetecht gets cheers from the gathered even if his companions are less than enthused. Artemis, the skunkette alchemist with her guns and bombs at the ready rolls her eyes and sighs while Aurora just closes her eyes and shakes her head. Both stick close to him though in their leather armor of darkest ebony.

As one the trio steps into the teleportation circle, one of three on the floor at the head of the shark and the one closest to the pointed nose of the vessel. Math-Mathetecht switches to his war bow, specially constructed by him to bash heads as well shoot arrows, as he enters the circle, intending to shoot humans today. Aurora grips her staff tightly and quietly goes over the spells she knows she is going to cast today as Artemis checks her rifle and her bomb supply.

The sorceress speaks a command word that activates the circles once they have enough furs inside to teleport onto the Missionary. Angry red energy and furious chanting sounds as the runes on the floor move of their own accord. There is a flash of light and then all fifteen furs are transported to the cargo hold where butchered body parts of their compatriots are stored for later consumption in a chamber kept cold by magic and kept sealed by other enchantments.

Alarm bells are going off like the beginning of Armageddon has just been announced as the human know the beast folk are on board, but not where as Artemis undoes the security spells on the door One of the chefs actually undoes the door from the outside as Artemis is working on the door and there is much surprise on both sides before Math-Mathetecht puts an arrow in his forehead. His assistants go running only to die with daggers in their backs as they try to escape.

Bored soldiers with spears enter the cargo area to see what aid they can give to the chef to hurry him up as per Torquemada's orders only to get perforated as soon as they open the door. The pirates aren't exactly being sneaky as the humans know they're here and the mission they are performing is more in the order of seek and destroy anyway. The corpses of the soldiers are stripped naked and hung in the freezer with the chef and his assistants, not so much to hide them but as a kind of poetic justice.

From the cargo bay the pirates split into five groups of three each as Artemis signals back to the Avenger that it's safe to send the next team in. Math-Mathetecht, Artemis and Aurora comprise one team that makes their way to the engine room as the others fan out to eliminate as many humans as possible. Neither woman is exactly trained in the methods of stealth like their male counterpart is so they follow his lead as they go exploring.

Their destination is towards the rear of the ship above them as they make their way as quickly as possible with as few distractions as possible. Unfortunately it turns out that the way to the engine room includes a trip to the Brig. Most of the cell blocks are empty save for a couple of ferrets, a mink and a badger all four of which are out of their cells, suspended from the ceiling and getting fucked by the guards although one lady guard is riding the badger and another is riding one of the ferrets with other two beast folk being female.

Aurora and Artemis share a look as they each paw Math's scrotum. Math is amused but also horny at the sight of the blonde mink and the sable haired ferret getting reamed although he takes out an arrow and whispers a quick prayer over it as he notches it to his bow. As Math takes his shot Aurora casts a spell that has a quartet of eight pointed stars that alternate between black and red orbit her head briefly before shooting off to slam into all four male guards as once.

The guards arc their backs as the energy stars hit them and then collapse after the one arrow from Mathetecht splits into four shafts and each one pierces the heart and lone of the lungs of a guard. The females turn around and a blonde gets shot between the eyes by Artemis with her rifle. The other female, a dark skinned black haired woman is about to scream when Math-Mathetecht fires his bow again and knocks her off her perch with an arrow between the eyes.

Math helps himself to the mink who squeals in delight as he penetrates her folds and Artemis helps herself to badger cock, suckling it a little to make sure it's still hard enough to penetrate her folds and then impaling herself along its length. Aurora licks at the female ferret's snatch as she gives the male a hand job which confuses the male as he and the badger look to the skunk who says that the folf prefers girls more often than not and when she wants a cock between her legs she rides the wolf-bear. The femme ferret is the sister of the male while the mink is semi involved with the male ferret who is more amused than annoyed that Math is taking her.

All four of the prisoners are members of the Explorer Society, the polar opposite faction of the Pirate Brotherhood to which Math and the others belong. The pigs were part of the same crew and when the obvious question of what happened to them, all the pirates can report is that they saw humanoid pig body parts in the cargo when they teleported in which does not sit well with them but considering the attitude humans take to all of their species, it is not inconceivable. Pirates and Explorers are friendly rivals and while some within both factions vehemently oppose each other most see one another as necessary to the survival of their general race as a whole and do their best to get along. .

Melissa, the female ferret, wants a turn on Math-Mathetecht's pole after he's done with Ishtar, even if Aurora is ready to bite off her clitoris as she elucidates the desire to do so. The ferret squeaks and Math swats Aurora's rump as he knows she did something to the ferret. Aurora shoots him a glare that gets shot down by his withering glare as she gives him a guilty grin.

Against her better judgment, Aurora with the help of Artemis makes return tokens for Melissa, Ishtar, Vulcan (the badger) and Columbus that teleport them back to the Avenger. Once the Explorer's are gone the trio surprised by a gang of humans with crossbows. Math takes most of the bolts to shield the girls who prepare a proper response, or more to the point, Artemis does as she mixes up some chemicals to make a nasty bomb that devastates their attackers.

Math has to drink one of his own healing potions to maintain his health after Artemis removes the bolts from his back. He sighs as he brews his own potions and he hasn't had the time to make potions as of late so each one he has is precious even as tries not to conserve his spells for when he needs to really cast them. They take a break as Math starts getting reports from some of the other teams.

By now Torquemada is aware that he is losing crew left and right as the pirates are intent on slaughter and not plunder. He is not personally involved but he is sending better and more experienced troops to fight them. It has also dawned on him that it might be a good idea to send reinforcements to the engine room.

Troop movements are projected via a programmed illusion by Aurora for the benefit of all three. Among other things they see a major contingent of fighters coming their way which gets Artemis thinking nasty thoughts. She sets up some bomb traps so the warriors coming through will be crawling over their own dead if they want to reinforce those already at the engine room.

When the trio arrive at the engine room it's a hot bed of activity as soldiers almost interfere with the alchemists and wizards attending the arcane machinery. Artemis sighs as she admires the craftsmanship that went into to creating the powerful engines that power the ship. But she knows what needs to be done and she lobs a few bombs to wreck the machinery that propels the great ship as well as circulating the air and making sure the lights stay empowered.

One of the bombs Artemis tosses actually ignites more than she intends to as the whole ship starts blowing apart in a chain reaction caused mainly by the way the ship was designed during a time when the Empire was not as powerful as it is now. Artemis's attack set off the ship's self destruct sequence and damaged the means that would cancel the death throes to save the ship. Elsewhere the pirates put the kibosh on any means of escaping the death trap the Missionary has become as they teleport back to safety aboard the Avenger and fly off to safety even as everyone who can watches the explosions that will destroy the ship that helped destroy their homeworld so long ago and any survivors will be adrift if Astral Space, the airless void between the spheres and suffocate as they would have their races do.

Even the Explorers on board toast the death of the Missionary as the Avenger heads off for the hidden haven that has been established by both factions as neutral ground. Torquemada suffocates to death with a burning hatred in his heart for the monsters that destroyed his precious ship. He curses them as he watches their ship travel on even as he dies in ignominy.

It is at this time that a dark miracle occurs as the hatred and righteous indignation Torquemada feels denies him any peace the grave might have given him. His desire for vengeance gives him a thirst he has never known. A vampire revenant is born from the vengeful spirit of the Inquisition Lord Torquemada although he does not realize that he has in fact died yet, just that he continues to exist but with a gnawing hunger for blood that drives him to look for victims as he does his best to follow the Avenger wherever it may have gone.

The Avenger has a few days journey to get where it is going through the Void, the pale gray space that some worlds cal the Astral or Ethereal plane but for the arcanics who built the first spellstar vessel and traveled between the spheres it was given the term of Void for practical reasons and the term has remained with spellstar sailors ever since. Every sphere is different but many retain a ball like shape to them which is why they are called spheres. A titanic skull leers at the Avenger as it sails past, the sphere could essentially eat the vessel if it wanted and if the crew needed to enter the sphere it would fly into its mouth to gain entry, but they are uninterested in this sphere in which only the sentient dead dwell so they move on.

Concepts like day and night are foreign to the Void itself but not to the crews of the vessel that fly through it and eventually the crew of the Avenger needs to stop somewhere to sleep in relative safety and make sure their supplies do not run out. A huge striped ball with a star on it and circus figures around its side appears on the horizon that the Avenger makes a bee line for. They travel through the star and in the sphere that contains its own solar system kept in constant motion by the thing that also dwells in the inky blackness that is the spheres inner void.

Riding about on a unicycle is a colossal clown of who one of its hands is at least double the size of the Avenger as it juggles ten planets each one about the same size of Mars in our own solar system. The face of clown shines like a sun in pale white light providing illumination for all the worlds in orbit around it. The world the Avenger wants to visit is up in the air, approaching the apex of its orbit which is fortunate for their visit for each world goes through cataclysmic events when it passes through the hands of the clown but inhabitants who are on the planets long term know this and have built their structures accordingly.

Park Place is the name of the world the Avenger enters and by agreement with those who dwell in the system as a whole, all vessels come here and then use teleportation gates to reach other worlds within the system with Park Place serving as a planet-wide parking garage collecting fees and doing maintenance on the vessels that dock there.

Captain Jack, a saber tooth tiger old enough to be the grandfather of most of the crew, converses with a sentient golem made of wood, glass, iron and copper and sculpted to look like a many armed ringmaster complete with top hat known to all who visit Circus Space as Pit Boss. Pit Boss gets around on oversized wheels but commands the respect of all for his attention to detail and his, the enchanted statue has no true gender but it is sculpted male and has a male personality so everyone refers to him as such, willingness to accommodate the needs of visitors. The other golems under him have decidedly less personality than Pit Boss and act more like robots than anything else.

Shore leave on the carnival worlds of Circus Space is granted as a reward for a job well done and because they have been at space for literally months now. Artemis makes her way to Planet Tesla where she can do some experiments, brew some potions and just have some time to herself with a good book to read. Math and Aurora head for Planet Midway to play some games and ride some rides together to renew their bond to each other.

Planet Theater sees a lot of traffic as this is where most of the performances take place from acrobats to clowns with Planet Sideshow featuring acts like knife throwing which Math-Mathetecht shows off his own accuracy like he does every single time he visits the system in a friendly rivalry with the iterant performers here as they strive to out do him. Planet Buffet is always busy as this is where all the restaurants are situated so everyone comes here to eat. Planet Pleasure is also popular with its brothels, gambling halls and drug dens, this is also one of the places where one can sleep other than Planet Temple which offers accommodations for pilgrims who are extremely religious and especially do not want to deal with the vice and sin of Planet Pleasure.

The administrators of the system as a whole are a confederation of half-human retired adventurers who make sure to monitor Imperial humans who come and visit to make sure they don't overrun the system and take it over. They have tried to do so at several points in the past but at each time they were repulsed by all the non-humans in system. The occasions have been special as elves and drow put away millennia of conflict to work together in the system's defense as a sign as to how important everyone finds the general neutrality of the sphere and are willing to die to maintain that status quo.

Evil and good races can co-exist here and that has been established, in fact there are accounts of angels and demons visiting Planet Pleasure for the sole purpose of being able to fuck in peace. What happens in Circus Space stays in Circus Space as far as residents and frequent visitors are concerned. It's how the system stays in business actually.

Only the living may enter Circus Space and those few undead that are found to have snuck in are teleported to Planet Cannon and shot out of the sphere. Torquemada finds this out when he tries to sneak in by clinging to an Imperial vessel coming in before one of the clown police finds him and he escorted off system rather rudely. As is their custom any undead found are shot towards NecroSpace, the big skull the Avenger passed on the way over here and he is eaten by the skull when he gets there.

The crew of the Avenger spends about a week in Circus Space before moving on. Auroras finds a nicely nasty up and coming dark elf lady to play with in BDSM games and to her delight, she ends up getting Math to join in as well. The only draw back for Rory is the that the dark elf noble ends up spending most of their time together torturing Math and riding his cock.

Lady Daryn spends much of her time in Circus Space trying out new potential slaves for her own private menagerie which in turn grants her increased status among her fellow dark elf matrons. Being able to be serviced by the dark furred folf is nice but as much as she enjoys using a strap-on to mercilessly fuck girls, what really cranks her gears is when a male is willing to submit to her even for a little while so when Math-Mathetecht found her with Aurora and offered himself in addition to the other, it was an opportunity, the dark elf was unwilling to squander. Not that Aurora has much to complain about as when Math threw his cock into the ring they were attended to together, although Daryn used special herbs to give Math a perpetual hard on so Rory could be perched on top of it most of the time with the dark elf matron in training taking turns which tail hole she violated with her strap-on.

When they are recalled, Aurora and Math-Mathetecht leave Lady Daryn's dungeon although Math needs to crack a few elf skulls to convince the dark elf matron in training that her ownership over them was at an end. Even when they leave Lady Daryn is somewhat unconvinced although there is little she can do about it as her ogre bodyguard was killed by adventurers last week and Math is the closest she has gotten to a replacement. She drinks some wine as she watches the Avenger leave the system and has a crew of goblin pirates in her service trail them to find out where they are headed next.

As vast seemingly empty as the Void seems to be it isn't exactly uninhabited, although what does "live" here is pretty extreme in its anatomy and the hunger that grips them is eternal as their anatomy can be bizarre to say the least. One such case in point are the krayzen a creature that has a slight analog to the vaunted kraken in the lore of sea monsters. Like the kraken a krayzen's basic body form is that of a colossal octopus but that's where the similarities start and stop as a krayzen has ten tentacles each one ending in a probing eye with domes of compound eyes where eyes of a normal octopus would be and instead of a beak a krayzen has a drill bit of bone attached to what could be considered an eleventh tentacle used to burrow into its prey and siphon off their life energy in order for it to feed.

The Avenger prefers to teleport boarders onto ships as part of its attack but it has other weapons to use for just such an emergencies. Where eyes are on a normal shark are tubes for launching rockets that Artemis and the other alchemists on board make in bulk and in the mouth is a lightning cannon that Math is already aiming for maximum effect. As powerful as a krayzen is it is ultimately though a craven coward that cannot stand a fair fight, preferring to ambush prey, spellstar vessels especially, and then digest so when Mathetecht fries one of its eye domes with the lightning cannon it retreats and comes back around to find the smaller piranha ship of the goblin pirates and takes them by surprise.

Lady Daryn is monitoring the situation when her pirates become krayzen chow and while she is disappointed she sees something that gets her excited. Before her crystal ball went black she saw a tiki mask in the distance. Her new wolf-bear bodyguard and his folf bitch are going to Tropispace!

Both the Explorer and the Pirate faction inhabit Tropispace as a substitute for their lamented loss home world of Zu. The tiki mask is not only fierce looking it's mouth is more than large enough to swallow the Avenger whole and in fact that's exactly how you get to Tropispace: through the mouth of a titanic tiki mask. Currently the Empire of Humanity is ignorant of the very existence of Tropispace and so far none of the other races that know of Tropispace, elves, drow, dwarves and to a limited degree the corab, are not about to tell them either.

Elves, both kinds, trade with the Zuvians on the main and most stable planet in the system: Planet Tiki. Inside the sphere it is pretty dark, a perpetual midnight in which sit the principle players of the sphere. The Avenger flies in as it has countless times before mindful of everything that is in here as the only gate in or out of the sphere closes behind them.

Twin octopi each being the size beyond colossal the largest gas giant in our own solar system, Jupiter is about the size of one of their eyes and their eyes is in the same proportion as terrestrial octopi. Between the octopi, who are at opposite ends of the sphere, is an equally titanic tiki statue of the warrior type whose top is an eternally smoldering volcano with water eternally falling from its mouth onto a bowl shaped planet the waters of which cascade down into the floor of the sphere where the fin of a shark sometimes breaks the surface, a fin that dwarfs the Avenger in its size. That bowl shaped world is Planet Tiki the most stable world in this relatively small system with the other planets in system, all three of them, are juggled by the octopi and sent arcing over Planet Tiki at regular intervals.

What constitutes a sun for the system is a burning ball of flame twice the size of our own sun the natives of Planet Tiki simply call Fireball. Following Fireball in the Planet Tiki sky is a frigid world of ice and snow the natives alternatively call Iceball or Snowball. Finally there is the mystery planet of swamps and ruin called Slimeball that is rumored to hold fabulous riches for those that can survive the expedition to explore it and bring back something valuable which so far nobody has been able to do.

As a ship of the Pirate faction, the Avenger has visited Planet Tiki numerous times and like every other time it makes its way to Planet Tiki safely and carefully. It dives under the water when it arrives and docks at an underwater base held by the Pirate faction specifically to house vessels like the Avenger when it comes home. Magically enhanced glass protects the submerged city of Waterhaven and serves as a retreat and home for members of the Pirate Faction and unlike other portions of Planet Tiki, here the furless, and by this the survivors do not consider their reptilian brethren furless, just elves, dwarves and other beings that are not anthropomorphic animals, are forbidden.

Colored lights are everywhere and roaming musicians are playing Christmas type music to celebrate what was the winter solstice on Zu or Yule even though here on Planet Tiki night and day are pretty much the same so the only season here is summer. In fact when Math, Rory and Art disembark it's the start of the Saturnalia festival of the Yuletide season. Mathetecht's tower is where Artemis rents space for the lab she shares with the other two, although in this case Artemis pays Math-Mathetecht her rent in sex. All three separate when they come to Winterhaven with Math going home to brew some healing potions, Artemis visiting a toy shop to pick up a strap-on she bought for Aurora and Aurora going to a different toy shop to pick-up the same for Artemis although while the girls are doing this Math gets a visit from a pink bunny girl who is especially small when compared to Math as she is only three foot four inches tall.

"Hey, Math!" The bunny calls down from the street. "I know the Avenger just docked. Are you home?"

"Door's unlocked, Lorelei," Math calls down to the bard and prostitute Lorelei

"Whatcha makin, Math?" Lore asks as she bounds in. "It sure smells good."

"Oh, is a Saturnalia gift for Art and Rory," Math states, "With slightly different applications even if they do the same thing." Lore gives him a puzzled stare. "You know what both of them are. The crèmes I'm working on will change the flavor of my semen when and if either one of them ever deign to give me a blow job. I also have some new reagents for Artemis she's been looking for but the shops can find for her."

"Stuff only a ranger like you can get?" Lore asks in a prompt.

"Pretty much," Math admits, "I had an idea of where to find what she was looking for. And I have a metamagic rod for Aurora that I was able to steal from an Imperial supply depot we raided. Aurora's eyes lit up when she saw it but we had to leave it behind or so she thought. And when Art blew the place sky high she cried as she thought it was lost."

"You sticky fingered scoundrel!" Lore says with a smirk. "Anything I can help you with?"

"Yes and no," Math says slyly. "I have a present for you too."

"Samples of the crème you're giving to Art and Rory?" Lorelei asks hopefully as she licks her lips.

"Good guess," Math-Mathetecht says with a smile. "You're right of course." He presents the little bunny with a sack of canisters that will magically flavor a male's semen without changing its potency.

"Oooh! Chocolate!!" Lorelei squeals and then runs over to Math to hug and then hump his leg while kissing his groin. "Drop your drawers please, I want to try this out."

Math-Mathetecht takes Lorelei into the bedroom he shares with Aurora, takes off his pants and lays down. Lorelei lathers his scrotum with the crème which magically makes him instantly hard. The bunny goes to work deep throating the twelve inch cock of Math's eager to taste the promised candy cum.

Artemis arrives before Aurora and hears moans from the bedroom she shares with Math and the smell of wonderful things to eat coming from the lab. She enters the lab first, assuming that Aurora is home and fucking Math. When she finds the piles of canisters with one for her, one for Aurora and a batch of healing potions still brewing Artemis smiles and goes to thank Math and finds out that she was half right.

The lady skunk chuckles when she finds Lorelei happily sucking down wolf-bear cum even more eagerly than the little bunny whore usually does.

"How long is she staying this time, Math?" Art asks in an amused tone. "I assume you're brewing more healing potions in the lab?"

"Yeah, how much did you see?" Math asks in all seriousness as Lore just gulps down his cum like the best hot chocolate she has ever tasted.

"Mmmm! Hot Chocolate!" Lorelei moans.

"You actually made that crème we found at the ruined whorehouse?" Artemis asks to which Math just nods. "When Miss Bunny is done, I need a taste."

"There's another present from me in your room." Math states that gets Art running in that direction and a few seconds there is a squeal of delight and a minute later Artemis comes back wearing nothing but a dog collar with leash attached.

"Enslave me?" Artemis asks as she comes in and kneels beside Lorelei.

"I already have your ass whenever I want it so in some ways," Math says with a lusty smirk. "Get a canister from the fourth pile, the one that isn't marked as belonging to someone and get back in here." Art gives him a confused look. "That's my pile; it's a little different than the others, because it's not made to lather onto a nut sack. It's made for tits."

"Tits?" Lorelei asks as Artemis nearly kills herself running to find what Mathetecht ordered her to grab.

"Yeah," Math admits as he hears someone else come in. "I coat a female's breasts with it and she lactates when sexually excited and I do what I like doing to a girl's nipples."

"Does it flavor the milk?" Lore asks and Math just nods. "I wouldn't mind testing that out. The ball crème works divinely; I can only imagine what the tit crème will be like."

"Why do you think I made some for myself?" Math asks as Art comes back with two canisters, one being chocolate and the other strawberry. "A little ambitious are we?"

"Just a little," Art says and she sees the wrapped rod. "That looks like a rod of magic enhancement. Like the one Rory can't stop sobbing over when she gets in a certain mood and especially after she gets drunk."

"Actually," Math admits, "it's the same rod. I manage to sneak it out before you blew up that depot."

"What rod?" Rory asks with a hiccup as it's obvious that she's gotten herself drunk and the other two females exchange a bemuse look with Math as she continues, "I saw a really good rod once. I could have used it pretty darn good too (hic) but you had to blow it to buggery!" Then she looks over and sees the rod. "What the fuck iz zhish?"

"Unwrap it and find out." Math prompts.

"Don't mind if I do," Aurora says as she stumbles over to the rod in question and then unwraps it. "The ROD! It's that rod I saw and wanted! Math?" He just smirks and nods. "I love you! Impregnate me!"

"Art," Math orders of the alchemist: "Gimme the chocolate canister." Rory gives him a questioning look as Art complies. "Come here Rory, you too, Art, Lore, you get the strawberry one."

"Yes, Math!" All three says as one.

The breasts of all three swell when Math lathers them with the crème and at first Aurora doesn't understand but for her she was getting undressed when she saw the rod. Normally Aurora is not very friendly to Lorelei as she is competition for Math when she wants his cock between her legs but tonight she is so happy and submissive to Math that the bunny is merely another sister in the harem. Lorelei is already sexually excited and so is Artemis so they start to lactate right away and as expected, the warm milk leaking from the rabbit's teats is strawberry flavored and she gets even more excited as she enjoys the sensation as does Artemis whose breasts produce chocolate milk.

Aurora puts a ring around the base of Mathetecht's scrotum that gets him hard instantly. She stole it from Lady Daryn as they were leaving and it has the same effect only it also doubles his sperm output when his knot eventually inflates which causes Lorelei to pout which draws weird looks from Artemis and Aurora. Lorelei explains as Math is busy drinking milk from Art's tits and it indeed tastes like warm chocolate milk as the skunk moans in ecstasy as she is milked.

Both Aurora and Artemis exchange a look once this is explained and as it turns out Rory's wound gets over filled and while Aurora eagerly cleans Math's cock when they are momentarily done, Artemis eats out Aurora hoping to get a taste of the flavored cum. Prior to this the three girls tasted each others tits and milk pouring forth from their teats. The milk from both Art and Rory is more or less similar: good chocolate with the only difference is that Art's tits produce milk chocolate while Rory's tits make dark chocolate milk.

The two residents agree and encourage the bunny to leave so they can be alone with their wolf-bear boyfriend. All three laugh when they see the gifts the girls got for each other and they spend the rest of the night doing each other and Math in a threesome that exhausts each other. The next morning Artemis gets Math hard so she can give him her present in the form of a Prince Albert as well as some barbells with roller ball studs for his shaft that were provided by Aurora as well as scrotum piercings that he thought were interesting when they took a trip to the one tattoo and piercing parlor run by mantis people that were recently accorded a shop in Waterhaven.

Math wanted the piercings so he could please Aurora and other females that allowed him to fuck them better so he is just itching to try them out. Aurora and Artemis actually get into a fight over which one of them will be the first to try out his enhanced member. Ultimately Math makes the decision for them as he takes Aurora roughly but while he does that Artemis pierces Aurora's nipples with rings which she knows was also on Math's wish list for no other reason than when she wants a male to fuck, it's him she wants and she dresses provocatively for exactly that reason.

The rings piercing Aurora's nipples are made of silver with chains between them and ruby beads in the middle of each. When Artemis holds up a mirror to show Aurora, the folf cries. While the piercings enhance what Math already found attractive on Rory's body they do not interfere with him sucking milk from her tits which greatly amuses her.