Joshua's Feast
This is just a silly parody of Butcher Pete by Roy Brown.
Hey everybody, did the news get around
About an Umbreon named Joshua
Oh Josh just strolled into this town
And he's eating up anything that moves
He's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin'
He's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin'
He's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin'
He just never, never, ever gets full
Joshua has a warm, slimy maw
He starts chowin' down and don't know when to stop
All you Trainers better watch for his paws
'Cause Josh don't care whose team he eats
He's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin'
He's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin'
He's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin'
He just chomps, guzzles, gulps those teams
*Jazzy Interlude*
Ever since Josh came into town
He's been havin' a buffet
Just eating everything for miles around
It all ends up in his belly
He's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin'
He's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin'
He's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin'
He Dynamaxes, devours, delights in tasty treats
Wakes up early in the day
Stuffs himself silly 'till he's 'bout to burst
I don't see how he stays so thin
Uses Reviver Seeds to save his prey
He's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin'
He's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin'
He's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin'
He just chomps, gulps, savors the squirms
*Saxophone Interlude*
The military tried to shut down
'Ole Josh's all you can eat buffet
But Joshua just wolfed them down
Like they were a tasty fried fillet
He's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin'
He's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin'
He's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin'
He just guzzles, belches, goes for some more
That Joshua is an old school Umbreon
He's got those striking yellow rings and eyes
He swallows up anything he can get
Say, flip this cassette over, you ain't heard nothin' yet
Well, sometimes Josh's food comes to him
Never turns down willing meals, he's no dummy
Happily sends them down to his tummy
Belches, purrs, sniffs around for some more
He's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin'
He's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin'
He's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin'
Swallows cars down whole, lets his belly handle the rest
There's a Trainer who's 22, lives down the street
He managed to win the heart of the beast
Gives Joshua whatever he wants to eat
Even his own team if Josh wants to feast
He's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin'
He's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin'
He's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin'
He just adores his new Trainer's taste
*Jazzy Interlude*
Josh went to the army base one Friday night
He gave the Sergeant a fit
That silly 'Bree raised the alarm
When he went snackin' on some fighter jets
He's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin'
He's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin'
He's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin'
He chomps, gulps, guzzles 'em down
Well the army came at him again
Sent tanks and helicopters galore
All the firepower was in vain
Josh snapped up the troops then wagged his tail for more
He's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin' (You'd best watch out)
He's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin' (He's still not full)
He's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin' (He's on the prowl)
He tenses, leaps, snaps up the choppers
*Jazzy Interlude*
Josh came back from the battle
His belly bigger than ever
His Trainer came right on over
Rubbed his big tummy all night long
He's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin' (He's relentless)
He's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin' (His appetite is bottomless)
He's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin' (But he ain't heartless)
He just chomps, slurps, savors those snacks!