Suicide is the key to life!
Essentially the rantings of a newly clear headed furry:
Suicide. It's the key to life. Dont misunderstand, the meaning of life, I think, is for it to be lived. In christianity, suicide is a sin, why? Because it negates the purpose of life, which is to live and experience. The problem that comes up is that life is VERY VERY full of possibilities, many many possibilities, so impossibly many impossible possibilities in fact, that it's quite possible, for someone to not be able to pick what they want to do with it. Possibly. ;P
Then people think life is hopeless, life is hard, life, is not worth living. Well no, yours isnt. Dont blame life because you cant choose or you made bad choices.
'My girlfriend chose to dump me . . . I didnt choose to dump her!'
Who chose your girlfriend for you, your mom? Bad idea. She still dress you too? No wonder your girlfriend dumped you.
It's about time people start realising, that there are things that happen in life that you cant control, but their's alot of awesome, super kewl, 'omgkbye!', stuff that you can! I wont say quit moping, whining and pouting though.
Because, come on, lets face it, we've all been at the point where you'd love to get up and beat the guy who's kicking you while your down to death with a big fat [insert favorite blunt object], but then you think, I'd have to get up, and I just dont feel like it right now, besides, the cold rain is washing away the smell of that dog that pissed on me a half hour ago, besides, I'm pretty sure my legs caught in this gutter, and I just dont have the energy to check or try to get it free, and also my car's broke, I lost my job, all my pets died, my mate left me, my house burned down after my bank forclosed on it, after the IRS repossessed all my assets, and my respective religious icon laughs every time I start to pray.
Wow.
You poor poor thing.
The whole world is against you, isnt it?
You know why?
Because half, THE world is against you to begin with, and you, whom control the other half of it, YOUR world, are now also against you. No wonder you cant win! In a deathmatch, it's your team, versus their team. In life, it's life, versus death. I have not yet once, seen, heard of, or for the shortest of moments thought it was a good idea, for two opposing teams, to band together, and for one of those teams to help the other team beat the living crap out of themselves. Can you imagine a war being fought like that? [doesnt make the obvious North Korean reference]
I guess it's true what they say. People really are crazy, we must be to do this to ourselves. ^ ^