Elvira and Seth - Chapter 7
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Chapter 7
"Well, this looks quite acceptable," Elvira started as she entered her new home.
"The best we can offer," Seth countered, pushing her through the door, "You should settle in and especially show your face outside with the others. The more who know you, the less likely you are to fall in with the wrong one."
"Do you have a special recommendation?"
"For the time being, stick with Anubis and also Bastet. Those two will show and explain everything to you. Besides, the cat loves to chat and is always in the know about everything and everyone. The more open you are with her, the faster everyone will know you. At the marketplace in the center you'll find all the food your heart desires."
"Are you going to leave me alone now?" growled Elvira.
Seth sighed. "Actually, I should prepare everything for your training as soon as possible. But I think for now I'll come with you and introduce you."
"That's exactly what I wanted to hear," the wolf-woman replied, a little more soothed.
"Well, let's unpack your stuff first," the jackal mule started, opening one of Elvira's bags, "Now look at this, someone. What do you need all this stuff for?"
"It's oils for my skin and shampoo for my hair. Can't have everyone walking around in full fur like you," Elvira exalted herself affectedly.
"So far, my short fur hasn't bothered you."
"It's cozy."
"All right. If you think you need the stuff ...," Seth relented and was interrupted by his partner, "... yeah. Besides, I have to put on some scent when I go out among people."
"The point goes to you. Which you don't need any additional scent. You smell wonderful and beguiling, my darling."
"Thank you for the flowers, but I still don't want to leave anything to chance."
"Maybe I should put something like that on my fur, too?"
"You don't want to do that. First, it makes your fur sticky and second, you smell like a stallion and I like that. So, leave it like that."
"Oh. That pleases my ears," Seth replied, wiggling it in confirmation.
"We should get everything ready and go out now, though, or I'll change my mind and fall all over you."
"Yeah, we really should. I can already see a bulge under your loincloth and once it rises into the air, I can't help it and I'll have to smooth it out again," Elvira countered.
"You know I don't mind at any time."
"Yes, too well and so let's go right now. You're not starting to smell like stud anymore, I still distinctly detect another scent and to me that means you're coming on standby."
"Hach, how nice you said that."
"I could have said something else, but that would be too vulgar."
"I beg you ...", Seth prompted her.
"... No. Not now," Elvira silenced him.
"I just wanted to ..." the jackal mule started again.
"... I know what you just want. I want it too, but then when it fits and now it doesn't fit at all. Besides, afterwards I have the problem that it runs out of me and no longer out of you," Elvira rebuffed.
"Right again. Let's go."
Seconds later, they had both stepped outside the cabin and looked around.
"Where do you want to go first?" asked Seth.
"Let's take the path to the right," Elvira reasoned aloud, "that seems to be where most of the gods gather."
"A good choice. I see Anubis walking around there, too."
"Let's go then," the wolf-woman still said, pulling Seth along by her hand.
He willingly walked with his beloved toward the marketplace. For whatever reason, as a seeker, he found all targets in marketplaces or near such. Elvira made no difference and she was literally drawn to crowds. So too this time, even if they weren't people.
"Hello Seth," greeted a passing Centaur, waving in a friendly manner.
"Whew," the wolf-woman started, "who was that?"
"That was Chiron."
"Isn't he supposed to be dead?"
"Mythology. If it were up to that, I shouldn't be alive either, after all, Anubis poured boiling oil over me and then skinned me."
"Ouch! That does hurt."
"And how. Do you see anything burned or a bare patch of flesh on my body?"
"From time to time, yes. Which doesn't look like wounding, but rather very healthy."
Seth actually became embarrassed and scratched the tip of his nose.
"Hello Seth, who is your lovely companion?" asked a satyr walking straight towards them both.
"I am Elvira and Seth's partner. And with do I have the pleasure?"
"Please, the pleasure is all mine. My name is Dionysus. I am ..."
"... the satyr of wine, passion and lust," the wolf-woman interrupted the god.
"I am impressed. You are not only graceful, but also educated and intelligent. - Tell an Seth, where did you capture this dreamlike creature?"
"Captured? I beg your pardon. I am not prey, nor am I a trophy. I am quite capable of taking care of myself."
"And yet you find yourself in the hands of this half-stallion?"
"This one I chose for myself, or rather, he ran to me."
"More like I crawled. My injuries were not without," Seth started, scratching behind his ears, "Which reminds me. Those injuries shouldn't have been like that, at least not in that severity. Unless someone knew I was going to show up."
"You weren't paying attention again, were you?" growled Elvira, "I thought the elf said I was the decoy because they wanted to get you. Ergo, there's someone after you."
"True, there was," Seth relented.
"Say," Dionysus interjected, "who would be after you if not Isis?"
"We don't know, and Isis isn't as eager to poison me as she used to be. Horus, in particular, no longer jerks me off on my lettuce beds."
Elvira looked at Seth in horror. "He masturbated on your lettuce?"
"Yes, this time not mythology, but unfortunately truth. The bird is a typical wanker sometimes. Constantly having to squirt his seed around."
"I thought you were a sex addict?"
"Sex has nothing to do with mere ejaculation. Sex is more than the mere result. It's love, affection, trust, surrender, but it's also good foreplay, not just simply sticking it in and jerking off."
"But that's fun too."
"Of course it's fun, that's why we do it so intensely together. But we also do a lot more than that," Seth cautioned.
"Before it gets too arousing for me, I'll leave you alone now," Dionysus interfered repeatedly, moving away with his loincloth sticking far out.
The wolf-woman grinned and looked after him, "He seems to have something neat under there."
"He's a buck, long and skinny."
"Now that's not exactly what I wanted to know. My stud with a male knot is quite enough for me and is always a challenge."
"I thank you for the flowers. But let's move on and find Anubis."
They wove their way through the wandering gods of various ancient human religions.
When a Centaur approached him, Elvira stopped and looked at his muscular body as he passed, then at his butt.
"Don't even think about it," Seth whispered.
"What should I have been thinking about?"
"It's too big."
"I wasn't thinking of that at all."
"Then I'm reassured. - Ah, there's Anubis over there."
Across the square, the Jackal God stood talking with Isis.
When the two noticed the approaching Elvira and Seth, they both seemed to pause their conversation and focused on their arrival.
"Do you notice anything?" the jackal mule asked.
"You mean those two were whispering?"
"Exactly. You noticed that well."
"Hello Isis, hello stepson," Seth fluttered.
"Hello you two," Isis greeted back.
"My name is Elvira and ..." the wolf-woman started and was interrupted by Isis: "... you are the she-wolf the half-elf has caught. - Congratulations. You made a great catch there."
Seth cleared his throat and growled menacingly.
"Easy there, long-eared. You two make a great couple. Tell me, what brings you to us?"
"Seth wanted to see Anubis because he wanted to entrust me to him."
"What gives you that idea?" asked Anubis in amazement.
"You're about the only one I trust."
"Trust you with what?"
"That you won't mess with her and that you'll take care of her."
"Let me guess?", Isis started, "Osiris?"
"That's who we're talking about, I guess," Elvira snapped.
"A good choice," Isis confirmed, nodding in agreement.
"All right. I'll watch your sweetie," Anubis replied, "What are you doing in the meantime?"
"I'm preparing the training in the catacombs."
"Do you think she's ready for that?" echoed Isis.
"When else, if not now?"
"You already know that there are all kinds of things hanging around down there that could be dangerous to her," Anubis cautioned.
"I'll get everything ready and be there for the training, but if you'd like, you're welcome to join us."
"Not necessarily," Anubis repeatedly suggested, finally turning to Isis, "But I'll be happy to pass Elvira on to you, dear Isis. I will go with Seth to the catacombs and dampen the rigors of the challenges."
"I won't sacrifice her yet," Seth became indignant.
"Sacrifice? What's down there, what awaits me there?" the wolf-woman asked in horror.
"Knowing Anubis, nothing," Seth replied.
"Knowing Seth, and if I didn't slow him down, chaos would be waiting for you down there," Anubis countered.
"You want me to be honest?", Elvira started, "the Jackal God pleases me, while I'm starting to doubt my partner."
"Honey!" growled Seth, "I wouldn't even put you through certain tasks in the catacombs if I didn't know you could pass them."
"I may be able to defend myself somewhat ..." began Elvira, and was interrupted by Seth, "and I'm in for that, and I guess Anubis is now too."
"If you boys don't mind, I'll come along too, and Elvira had better come along too, and right away."
"But I wanted everything first ...", Seth tried to explain himself.
"... Nothing there! We'll go to the catacombs together and start right away. Don't argue, you'll lose to me anyway," Isis silenced the jackal-mule.
Anubis looked at Seth and raised his arms, while Seth rolled his eyes.