Operation Rainbow Trench Diver

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#4 of Scrap

Anon shrinks himself and tries to hide in Rainbow's workout shorts. But she finds him immediately... and doesn't mind.

By far the best standalone flash fic I ever wrote, so I decided to post it as a lone submission. Not entirely sure it qualifies for an "Adult" rating, but its got a description of RD's goods so.... EXTREME. Beware, more dumb internet humor and an author trying way too hard to be funny. Also ends before anything truly hot happens. So unsatisfying...


Operation Rainbow Trench Diver

By: Blobskin

Contains: mlp, micro Anon, Rainbow Dash, entrapment, aware

Version: 2


Anon was certain of only two things in life.

One: Rainbow Dash was hot, especially when she was all sweaty.

And B: Pan, that horny god of lust, was looking out for him.

How did he know Pan was sympathetic to his twisted desires? Because a new gym had recently opened its doors in Ponyville and of course the world's number one athlete was going to go. Every. Single. Day.

Anon lost count of the times he stood outside the window, admiring that blue pegasus. He could never ask her out though. She thought he was weak as a pencil, if the periodic insults she casually tossed his way were any judge. So the only other course Anon could use to reach some lesser heaven was to constantly renew his mental image of Rainbow's amazing booty. The way her shorts would sink deeper and deeper into her crack. It was torture to always look but never touch. To grope those flanks without dying was every Anon's wet dream. Who knows how many hours his dark mind calculated and schemed.

Then Anon had a brain blast.

Zecora had been curious. Then concerned. Then reluctant. Why was she making a shrinking potion?

To save Christmas of course!

After getting his potion, Anon rushed back to Ponyville, leaving one utterly clueless zebra in his wake. She wouldn't have understood anyway.

Anon amused himself by stirring the little vial of green liquid as he waited outside the gym. It was strange how potions always shimmered in the light. He remembered Sparkle Butt mentioning something about all enchanted items glistening when exposed to direct sunlight. Eh, didn't matter. What did matter was the sight of Rainbow Dash, bag on her back, prancing towards the gym.

He'd have to be smooth. Discrete. As stealthy as a six foot hairless ape in a world of miniature ponies could be.

With skills honed from his countless hours playing Assassin's Creed, Anon stalked the blue mare around the gym and into the back. Only stopping when she passed through the doorway into the mares' locker room. It was then his plans were almost ruined when Bulk Biceps happened to be passing by and exchanged a friendly shout to the human. Anon returned the greeting with a very nervous wave.

Anon next took a moment to evaluate the situation. No other pony in the gym had taken notice of him creeping outside the locker rooms. Good. To prevent Bulk from ignorantly spilling the beans to anypony else, he'd just have to take him out later. To dinner of course. Bribery was just as effective as assassination, but far more legal. For now however, Operation Rainbow Trench Diver was a go!

Anon downed the vial. It tasted pleasantly of Mountain Dew. Then he waited. And waited. Dang it! If the potion didn't kick in soon, he wouldn't have enough time to sneak into Rainbow's pants.

"I could have sworn Zecora said this stuff would work--"

Zoop!

And then Anon was tiny. Like, the size of an ant. Which was perfect! With the speed of a trademarked hedgehog in red shoes, the human dashed through the archway, over the smooth ceramic tiles, and into a space reserved only for members of the female race. It was no surprise that the now massive changing area was lined with lockers and split into "halls" by even more lockers. And at his new scale, they were as large as the Statue of Liberty. It was like an invasion of dull gray metal lockers!!

Rainbow's scratchy voice was like the roar of a distant waterfall. She was completely absorbed in a conversation with somepony. At only a single centimeter (half an inch) tall, it was hard to make out what Rainbow was saying. Though his concerns about their verbal nonsense were tossed aside when he turned the corner. There, right on the floor, was Rainbow's shorts!

"Jackpot!" Anon cheered as he rushed forward, not paying the two mountains of mare any mind.

Rainbow's exercise shorts were pure black silk and slightly deformed from months of constant use. Apparently, Rainbow had just removed them from her sports bag when Cloud Kicker had pulled her into a chat about next week's weather. So now they lay on the cold tile floor, ripe for invasion. Helpless against his Level 90 Stealth Skill.

Anon almost burst out in evil laughter as he reached the rim. The elastic band was a little heavy for his minuscule arms, but he only needed enough room to crawl in. After a few moments of struggling and blindly squirming in the dark, Anon collapsed. A heavy sheet of cloth weighed him down, but the sweet cushion below his cheek was perfect for rubbing. The human caught his breath while happily caressing the enclosure around him. The smell of Lilacs would keep him company as he waited. That and the boring drone of the giants' dull gossip.

"Anyway, I'll let you get to your workout, captain."

There were a few earthquakes as Rainbow approached. His heart rate soared. Finally, his prison was rocketing into the air. He was tossed around as the walls of silk were spread apart and a burst of light engulfed him. As soon as the apocalypse had begun, it was over and everything was still. Still and bright. Anon shook his head and looked up, expecting to be greeted with a most magnificent sight. Instead he was greeted with the most terrible sight. Rainbow's eyes.

The blue pegasus was a slob, but she wasn't completely brainless. After leaving her shorts on the floor for a few minutes she had decided to inspect them for dirt... or bugs... before putting them on. What she hadn't expected to find was Anon. Tiny Anon.

"I can explain!" the stupid human shouted.

Nothing happened for several seconds. Then Rainbow smirked.

"Wow Anon, I didn't think you had it in ya. Shrinking yourself so you could sneak into my pants? That takes guts, little man. That takes a lot o' guts."

"Well, to be fair, I saw it in a movie once," Anon replied bashfully.

Rainbow snorted. "Whatever dude. Still want that awesome ride?"

Anon was fairly certain his face resembled a dying fish. Then his world was shooting into motion. A cyan pony belly passed overhead. Then a rainbow made of all-natural equine hair appeared. Anon's grip on the fabric around him loosened, his white knuckles returning to their normal hue. The show was truly breathtaking.

RD's pussy was tight. A pair of lips the size of school buses locked together like conjoined twins. And above them was one huge wrinkled donut. All a slightly darker shade of blue than the mare's bright fur.

Anon drooled a little as the shorts he was riding in lowered. Dash's legs came into view on either side. One of the columns rose up and slid past the motionless human into the huge hole on his right. The hammock grew taught as it was then stretched to the left. The second pillar that was Rainbow's other leg dropped in next.

Anon felt painfully far away from Rainbow's love. It felt like the pegasus was taking forever to put her pants on. Did women have to make every step take forever?!

There was a rush of air, and adrenaline, when Anon's bed began its ascent. The human's mind completely fogged over as that pussy embraced him like a long lost friend. The fabric at his back was then suddenly yanked forward, squeezing him against the gargantuan lips. He was being smothered by pony vagina!

"This. Is. So. AWESOME!" he cried as loudly as his compressed lungs could manage.

"Enjoy the best ride in Equestria," Rainbow said with a grin.

Now dressed, and with a nearly invisible bump in her gym shorts, Rainbow pranced into the gym to begin her workout.

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