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The RP that isn't meant to make much sense

Part I: The Prelude (weight gain, burping, farting, drugs, cock expansion, porn, friendship, stallion, fox)

Author's notes: Wasn't sure exactly how to classify this, but this site does needs "Farting" and "Burping" keywords(assuming it doesn't have them already).

Valiant was bored out of his mind. The anthro stallion was pacing about. By himself, with the exception of his fox friend, in a super-market. They had accidentally locked themselves in. "This is all my fault," Valiant said.

*sigh....* "Don't uh...Don't worry about it.." the fox said, upset.

Valiant smiled, "Thanks. Don't get too upset. I'm sure we'll get out eventually."

"alight, alright....I'll be fine... but what until then?" Sek said

The powerful reddish-brown mare shrugged, "Not sure. At least we won't starve anytime soon."

Sek looked around, his tail moving a little, "hmm"

Valiant's belly growled slightly. The supermarket aisles had a large amount of horse-feed and hay.

"what? you hungry?" Sek said, looking at him.

Valiant shrugged, "Unbecoming I know. I mean look at this physique. Doesn't come easy you know." He lifted up his shirt for a second to show off his abs.

"yes yes, physique," Sek knew of his friends liking to show off a little.

Valiant laughed, "I know it's stupid to be so obsessed with being fit, but that's how America is."

"meh." *Sek looked at his buddy some, and then around the store at nothing in particular.

Valiant signed wistfully, thinking of a good amount of fatty food. Without thinking, Sek opened up a thing of meat, and started to eat. Valiant laughed, "Ironic. To be friends with a meat-eater."

"is kinda weird.." ,Sek's mouth was full of food. Valiant shrugged. But the sight of Sek eating made his hunger worse. His mouth watered.

"mmmm... this stuff is sooo good", The fox said.

Valiant chuckled, "You always did like to tease me."

"...mmm...Yup", Sek looked him plainly and took another bite. Valiant drooled unconsciously, hunger gnawing at him.

"mmm...well, that was good", the fox said, getting up. The stallion frowned, looking at the horse feed aisle.

"what...hehehe...?" Sek asked.

The horse continued to look at the aisle before catching himself, "Nothing."

"you're hungry.." , Sek went into the aisle and picked up a single straw of hay. Valiant's face contorted with pain, divided as he was. He started to tickle the strong horses nose with the single straw.

Valiant laughed as he was very ticklish, "Heh, stop that!" .Sek kept doing so. Valiant's tail swung back and forth visibly as his nostrils snorted.

"what? is the big guy ticklish?" ,he kept going.

Valiant laughed as his nose was quite sensitive in particular, "No!"

"yeah.." ,the fox kept tickling the nose. He whinny neighed somewhat, his nostrils flaring. Sek continued to do so, smiling. Valiant pushed out at Sek, but not very hard. He was just trying to get that fox to stop.

"Hehehehe!..." ,he stopped, and playfully threw the straw at Valiant.

Valiant laughed, "No wonder you're my friend."

"hmhm.." He walked down the aisle, looking at the weird horse stuff. Valiant scratched his nose, the itch going away.

The fox groaned, "ughh.. how to you eat this stuff... its..grass?"

Valiant smirked, "I'm a herbivore remember? Meat's not my thing."

The fox balked, "still...Grass?..Ugh.."

Valiant laughed, "I get the same reaction on the rare instances meat gets into my mouth."

"Rare eh? hmm.." He wonders farther down.

Valiant burst out loud in a very noisy laugh, "I'm not referring to oral sex, not even with myself!"

"Not even with yourself? GAhahaa....Sigh.." He kept looking at the disgusting food.

Valiant paused, "Well....actually...."

"HAHAH!.." *Sek held at his own knees. "i knew so...*snicker*"

Valiant frowned, "Hey! What's wrong with giving yourself head!"

"heh...nothin.. just not many furries can do that" Sek said.

Valiant shrugged, "It's long enough. I just thought, what the hell?"

"gah..lucky you then..hehe" ,the fox said, after looking away from the nasty food.

Valiant raised an eyebrow, "Hey there are some drugs in this place that might help you

in that area. You could try it for the first time."

The fox said, "meh... i might later. We should get stuff we need... because SOMEBODY locked us in..hehe"

Valiant nodded, "Yeah, later you could try that out. It's fun to give yourself head. Though I am not going to help you out there, heh heh. You'll have to do that yourself."

"thats fine...: ,the fox was thinking about the drugs now, as well as food.

Valiant laughed, "I'm your friend, but I don't want to get that close to you. I don't want to do anything intimate."

"Also fine...Hmmm.." He went to the Next aisle, "where should we stay?"

Valiant spoke up, "There's a mix of meat and vegetarian food there."

"Hmmm..." He picked up more meat stuff, and a gallon of water.

Valiant frowned, suddenly thinking about one of the mares in a dirty magazine he had. I'm not hungry," the horse suddenly said.

"oh, SUUUURE your not. And i suppose that drool on your lip is just fun you had while i was away?" Sek said sarcastically.

Valiant protested, "I was thinking about porn!" There was a missing package on the aisles. Valiant panicked, hoping Sek didn't see.

"...Uh-huh...Right,..." The fox sat down and started to drink.

Valiant signed, "Phew!" He said under his breath.

Sek looked over at it. "hm" Valiant's stomach now had a slight but noticeable bulge. He had managed to eat while Sek was going to the next aisle.

"Ahhhh... that was good.. where are ya, buddy?" he called a bit, forgetting where the horse was

Valiant spoke up, "Over here." He walked over, unable to conceal the tell-tale sign that he had been eating: his stomach.

Sek walked to the aisle where Valiant was, and sat down like he saw nothing. The stallion burped softly, his cheeks flushed. "Nope, not hungry."

The fox concealed his sarcasm, "Right. Not hungry at all..Got it"

He was already eyeing another package. Sek chuckled, "hehehehe.." the horse's belly rumbled slightly. The fox snickered again. The horse was so vulnerable to suggestion, especially subtle ones

He teased, "you SuuureRREE your not hungry?"

Valiant shook his head, "No!" But his voice was noticeable full of hesitation and wavering.

"you positive? i mean, all this food is FREE... who's going to know? its all fresh too..." said Sek.

A tear rolled down Valiant's eye before he wiped it away. "I....I..." he hesitated. His face was full of sadness and doubt.

Sek smiled, "there's always time to be fit later. but your HUNGRY... you need to eat.."

For the longest time Valiant sat there, then nodded, "I suppose...just a little bite." Little did the horse know that would be the start of his binge.

"hmhmhm.." He picked up a small handful and put it in front of Valiant Valiant paused then gently put it into his mouth, starting to chew.

"hehe! see?" Sek said happily.

He smiled slightly, "Thanks Sek." He continued to chew up the hay.

"hehee.." Sek chuckled. "Eat up"

Valiant swallowed it down, his throat bulging. "see?" Sek said.

"Yeah, you were right." Valiant said.

"hmhmhmh.." He eyed the bulging belly.

Valiant looked down in slight embarrassment then shrugged, "Oh well. It's no big deal."

"hehehe..Nah.. im sure you could work it off" he teased

Valiant stuck his thick tongue out, and laughed. "Yeah. Pass me another package. Dig in as well!"

The fox did so, and tore into more meat.

Valiant teased Sek now, "Be careful. You know carnivores are. Predisposition to overeat. That sort of thing."

"And horses almost cant help themselves if there's food near by. so ha" Sek retorted.

Valiant shrugged, "True. Just giving advice."

"hmhmhm..ill be," Chops meat, "fine."

Valiant chuckled, and torn open a package of horse-feed. He dug into it. "See? i knew you were hungry. this may not be so bad after all" Valiant nodded, continuing to eat. His inner glutton had no yet taken over.

"mmmm..URP...." Blood dribbled down his chin from the meat. Valiant paled unconsciously, the old instincts never go away.

"mer.?....Ah calm down" ,the fox eats more of the bloody steak.

Valiant nodded, "I know I know. It's just my animal instincts. I trust you." He continued to eat the horse feed in front of him. He was beginning to feel a little gassy.

"hah.. no... Id never eat you.... just a LITTLE nibble?" he teased

Valiant rolled his eyes, "Just don't bite me you-know-where."

"hahaha..No." He ate the last of the steak and chews on the fat. Valiant was still eating the horse feed, his belly slowly growing in size. It was more gas than anything else.

Valiant strained a bit, "This food's disagreeing with me Sek."

"eh? well its Grass... no wonder" he teased again

Valiant raised an eyebrow, "And meat? I'm pretty sure it causes gas too."

Sek nodded, "yes, but its not nearly as high in undigestibles for me, hehe"

Valiant groaned suddenly, his belly inflating. He didn't want to pass gas in front of his friend though. "you looked pained" Sek said normally

the stallion nodded, "Just need to fart some."

"well?" Sek said.

Valiant frowned, "I don't want to do it in front of you. It'd be rude."

"rude? who else is here? i dont care. you're a Horse for petes sake" Sek said incredulously.

Valiant paused, then laughed, "It's not like you haven't smelled it before anyway. We've poisoned one another before." Then he teased, "You want to smell?"

'just go. you dont wanna explode or somethin'" Sek laughed.

Valiant grinned mischievously, then suddenly spun around so that his back was turned to Sek. "Sure." Then he lifted his tail up and let loose an soft earthy fart.

"GAh!... i wasn't expecting THAT...ugh" Sek gagged.

Valiant laughed out loud, "Sorry Sek. But you said just go. You didn't say how or when."

"Agh..uugh.... thats true..." the fox coughed.

Valiant shook his head and ate more horse feed. Sek ate as well, ignore pain he was getting. The stallion didn't notice Sek's pain, he was too focused on eating. He was getting more hungry, not less. He was now facing Sek again.

"wow.. thee gonna be any left?" Sek laughed.

"huh?," the stallion paused.

"well..look" He pointed at the empty food bags.

Valiant blushed in embarrassment, his belly now growing due to fat mainly. Most of the extra weight had gone there. "Heh heh."

The fox laughed, "haha. you don't even have abs anymore"

Valiant frowned, "Yeah. I don't. All that work." He shrugged it off. "Oh well, it's not like your eating is disrupting your body as well."

"heh..URP...true..ah well" Valiant continued to eat, letting out another burp.

Sek fanned his hands in the air, "geez, is there a back hole in your belly?"

Valiant shrugged, "Not to my knowledge."

"Heh" The fox took a swig of water.

Valiant reached for one as well, drinking it down till it was empty.

"wow. you sure can eat.." the fox's eyes were wide.

Valiant smiled, taking it as a compliment. "Thanks." He paused, "I have a confession to make........I used to be fat. Couldn't control my hunger."

"hm? and.....?" Sek asked.

"I dieted, worked out, got into shape." Valiant said.

"interesting....Ah well" He bit into more food.

Valiant paused, "What about you?"

"ive pretty much been the same forever" he said, happily eating

Valiant raised an eyebrow, "Sure you have." He continued to snack away.

"ahh come on now. I have." He said, eating.

Valiant nodded, "I believe you. You always had a more relaxed attitude towards eating."

"always...UURRRPP" Sek said.

Valiant paused to pass gas, a big earthy fart. He was still largely fit. Sek observed, "funny, your still in good shape after all that"

Valiant nodded slightly, "As are you." Then Valiant smirked, "I'll be right back."

"ah, right" Sek said.

Soon Valiant comes back with a lot of pornographic magazines in his hands. He lays them out on the floor. "From my stash." The stallion paused, "Don't worry there are fox chicks in them as well as mares."

Sek nodded, "meh" Gulping food, "either is fine..URP.."

Valiant hesitated, "You don't mind if I...do stuff in front of you? In other words masturbate."

"hahaha..no, just be careful" he giggled, eating

the stallion nodded, then paused, "The drugs are down the aisle. "If you want 'em."

Sek grinned slightly, "ill get em soon for sure"

Valiant nodded, then began to do two things at once. One, he ate horse feed with his left hand. And he began to stroke his cock with the other. "Damn this golden mare is hot."

"hehehe... horses.." He ate the last of his food.

Valiant moaned softly, his cock starting to swell. He ate further, his belly bulging further. Sek groaned, "UUURRRP..ahh..." He got up.

Valiant raised an eyebrow, "Where are you going?"

"just gettin..somethin" Sek said. Valiant nodded, and his hand returned to his cock. The fox soon returned with his Own stash, and a bottle of pills.

Valiant smiled, "No shame in having your porn."

Sek pointed, "hahahaha...hay lookie.. it says "one a day"

Valiant laughed, "That's probably bull. You know how drug companies are."

"whatever" He popped the top off and ate them ALL without hesitation.

The stallion laughed, "Better start looking through the porn then." The horse resumed snacking away.

"ahh.." *he picks up the porn, and starts to flip threw it.

the stallion smiled, "See anything you like in there?" His cock was beginning to swell slowly. Valiant was still jacking off.

"course i do" He held it up. a very pretty Vixen was shown.

Valiant nodded, "Excellent choice. A bitch to bang for sure." He laughed, "Not that I'm a misogynist or anything."

"hehehehe.." Sek pulled it pack and began to look, his other hand getting to his cock.

Valiant continued to masturbate while eating. "I'd forgotten how good this feels."

"hahahaha... you sure seem to love it" the fox said

Valiant nodded, "I do. It's so nasty but it's fun."

"very.." His hands were toying with himself more. the pills, already were taking effect.

Valiant smiled, "Go for it. Masturbation is part of being male." He paused, "Not that we have an monopoly on self-pleasure."

"hehehe" ,Sek kept going threw the pages, pain started to occur in his belly.

Valiant laughed, "If you need to fart, cut loose."

"PPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTT....Ahhhh.." ,the smell was rancid. not earthy at all.

Valiant gagged visibly, "God that was strong! Like raw meat only much more potent!"

"hahahah!" The fox laughed.

Valiant signed, "You were a lot less dangerous when you were just jacking off. Must have WMDs in your ass."

"hehe..-...Uughh." ,the pills were causing some pain being digested at once.

Valiant smirked, "Be careful. Side-effects."

Sek scoffed, "oh hush...Uugh.." The pain was moving.

Valiant was still snacking away, his lips stained from the horse feed. The stallion paused, "You're sure you'll alright?"

"Uugh.. i dunno" Sek groaned.

Valiant shrugged, "I'm sure you'll be fine." The fox nodded. Valiant paused, "Care to share a few?"

He handed some meat to Sek. He took it, and ate it ravenously. Valiant smirked, "You're hungrier than I thought."

Sek exclaimed, "im famished!"

Valiant shrugged, "Plenty of food to eat." Sek goes to get more of course. The stallion paused to pass gas. the fox comes back with meat, but tones of pills too. The stallion smiled, "Feel free to look at my porn as well. We're friends, and friends share their porn."

"same here" ,Sek ate another half-bottle like it was nothing.

Valiant paused, "Hey! It's working! The enlargement drugs!" He spoke to Sek.

Sek raised an eyebrow, "eh?"

Valiant pointed, "Your cock is getting bigger!"

"i,.." He looks down. And it is. Radically.

Valiant laughed, "Not bad. It matches my own. You should be proud."

Sek nodded, "not to mention there are..oh..what.. 100's more of the damn things?"

the stallion nodded, "I noticed you're getting more."

"of course! hehehe.." Sek chuckled.

Valiant burped noisily. "mm... hungry?" Sek asked.

the stallion paused, "I...guess so." His inner glutton is starting to re-emerge. .Sek got near him with more bags of hay he found in storage, "here"

the stallion balked, "That much?!" But his will was weak and he licked his lips at the sight unconsciously.

"yes. Have it. I wont", Sek said. Valiant still managed to put up a shred of resistance.

"suit yourself' Sek opens the meat and eats it like he is starving. Valiant paused, then said, "Wait!"

"what?" Sek said.

Valiant hesitated, "I want to eat it, but I don't have the willpower to do it myself." He blushed in embarrassment.

"oh, fine, here" *he gets a handful and puts it near Valiant's mouth. Valiant hesitates, then begins to chew it up....right out of Sek's hand. He was deeply ashamed but he was pliable at the moment. Sek grabbed a much larger handful. Unconsciously he moaned loudly as the flavor hit him. his inner pig began to surface. He did it again. "hmhm"

Valiant once more ate right out of his friend's hand, licking the hay right off his lips when he was done. "like? hmhm" Sek asked.

Valiant nodded in haste, he needed more! "Yes, please! Sek I need more!" The horse patted his growing belly. "hmhm" ,and the fox did, two handfuls now*.Valiant gulped them down wantonly, pausing to pass gas albeit a mild blast.

"hehe...wow.. look at you.." Unknowing to him, Sek was putting pills in the next grabbing

of hay.

Valiant paused, unsure of how he should take that. "Why......thanks." The smell lingered in the air.

"hehehe.." He kept feeding him the "tainted" hay. Valiant swallowed it down, and the effects were even more noticeable on him. For one thing, his equipment had grown even larger. Now it erected, bigger than ever before.

"haha..Yikes" Sek said.

Valiant blushed in embarrassment, "Oh my."

"heh. you must REALLY like food" he teased again

Valiant laughed, "Yeah, I wanna hump my birthday cake cake."

"hahahaha..." Hands him a lesser amount of hay, with more pills. Valiant's horniness due to the drugs kept his cock erect while he gulped the hay down, hungrier than ever. Eventually the pills were gone, though there were more in the store itself. he was giving him regular hay now. The male horse was clearly doped up now, his expression was very spaced-out yet he was oddly coherent. The stallion was swaying back and forth as he found to keep his balance.

"heh.. have a bit much, big guy?" Sek asked.

"Yeah, URP!" His eyes kept crossing on him. The stallion's cock continued to throb

"heheheh! careful!" Sek cautioned playfully.

The stallion fought to stay audible, "Don't worry I'm not going to use it improperly if you know what I mean."

"well good.. think you can take more?" The stallion nodded. Another side-effect of the drugs was weight gain. He was even fatter now...though he wasn't chubby yet.

"hehe" He gave the stallion yet more. The pill-popping horse whinny neighed with happiness, now definitely having trouble even standing.

"hahaha..poor guy.." And, despite that, gives him more hay. The spaced-out Valiant gulped it down greedily, then suddenly toppled backwards and face-up with a crash.

"Uuuuuunhhhhhhhhhhh........." the horse groaned. Now he could barely feed himself.

"heheheh!" Sek chuckled.

"Can't eat....yet....MUST!" Valiant was now passive. The fox dangles hay in front of him. Valiant whinny neighed loudly, trying desperately to reach it. The side-effect of the drug for the stallion was increased passivity and helplessly, while it seemed to make the fox more assertive.

"want it?... Sek asked.

"I do." He gave him a mocking amount. Valiant gobbled it up like a greedy pig, lifting his tail to let loose a fart. And like a pig, his weight gain was increasingly visible.

"hehehe.. you pig.." He gave him another, larger amount. Valiant gluttonously feasted away, oddly enough feeling no hostility toward Sek at all. "I am a hungry piggy."

"hehehe..yes you are..", He piled some hay on Valiant's belly. The pressure of the hay caused the stallion to pass gas loudly. "hahaha...bet that felt nice.." He was, as slowly as he can, feeding him the hay.

Valiant moaned, "It did." He smiled still dazed, eating almost mindlessly. The hay was gone eventually. "BUUUUUURRRRRPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the stallion's belly was swollen like dough

"heheheh!" Awww..." ,the fox patted the stallion's swollen belly.

"PPPHHHT!!!!" Valiant smiled as his friend's rubbing felt nice. It was very obvious to Sek. He used two hands now, and rubbed and worked the belly just like dough.

Valiant moaned softly, "Ooh..." His bloated stomach needed the relief.

"hehehe.." ,he rubbed more, gently, not to cause too much pain. More loud and smelly farts erupted from the stallion. The horse's cock had shrunk.

"hmhmhm..." He rubbed at bit more. Valiant smiled without shame, not even quite coherent. His belly sagged somewhat, yet the rest of him wasn't incredibly fat. But he was chubby now.

Sek asked, "hmhmhmhm.... still hungry?"

The chubby stallion nodded, "Yes. You should eat too."

"heh..i will.." *he found more hay and more meats. Now was feeding both of them........