Oh, Shit. Part 1
Oh, shit. Part 1
She was a big mare. She smiled to herself as she looked in the mirror applying makeup to her face.
"Lipstick, eyeliner, cheek enhancement, etc." She admired her bipedal form, especially her ample bust and very big butt.
Fiona smiled, "It's a shame I don't like stallions."
She suddenly groaned as her belly tightened on her. She'd always been a bit of a glutton for oats, even though she was prone to gassiness. "Let's see...shorts, tank top...short sleeves..that's everything."
Fiona had always tended to dress a bit scantily, which was odd to her because she was a modest mare. Maybe I just want to get laid, she thought. A loud whinny neigh.
"What's this?" Fiona said quietly.
It was coming from outside. She recognized who it was. It was her rather gorgeous neighbor Lex, a mare with a chubby body. She blushed hotly, Fiona felt moist between her legs. From the window she worked at Lex.
She has no pants or panties on!, she thought.
And she was right next to the window no less!
She must think no one's home, otherwise she wouldn't be doing...whatever it is she's doing, Fiona thought.
It soon became clear. Lex was squatting behind the bushes next to her window, though Fiona could just barely make out what was going on. She could hear the other mare grunting and straining, her meaty, white butt-cheeks flexing.
Damn that rump is plump!, Fiona thought in astonishment.
She watched as her yellow tail lifted up, exposing her strong-looking sphincter. Unconsciously she licked her lips at the sight. She always had a weakness for tender-looking bottoms, and Lex definitely had one vulnerable-looking behind. She wondered what it would be like to taste it. Then she heard her fart. Fiona's eyes widened.
She's...pooping!? Fiona thought.
Lex inhaled deeply and smiled as she apparenlty took her her own smell. She started to turn away but morbid fascination kept her in place. She could not look away. There was something...voyeuristic about it. Something..deviant. Lust was clouding her reason. A louder grunt, Lex snorted and groaned. Fiona could tell Lex was trying to keep as quiet as possible, lowering her whinny neighs down to soft whispers. Lex did look about...but fortunately it was too dark in the house for Fiona to be seen. Fiona dared not move an inch or make a sound, she was terrified of being caught. Of being seen. Her heart was pounding in her powerful chest and her body was aflame.
The voyeur let out a fart of her own, almost out of sheer morbid curiosity. Silent but lovely (she had to admit she enjoyed the naughtiness of sniffing her own farts). She soaked the sheets with her sweat and her full breasts rose and fell with her breathing. Moisture had accumulated between her legs, on the back of her neck, and on her tail. And to think I just washed these sheets, she chuckled in her head. Her tail swung back and forth in excitement, throwing beads of sweat from the water-soaked hairs.
I've been this excited...or this horny in ages...I wonder why.., she thought somewhat puzzled.
All Lex was doing was using the bathroom before her, and that couldn't be it. No way. All the same, she watched. Lex was clearly having trouble, grunting and straining louder than before. She was constipated, her facial muscles contorted in a grimace. With a loud fart, her anal muscles gave way finally. With several soft cries of pain and relief, Lex began to push out a log of dung.
Good thing I can't smell it!, Fiona thought.
That would be gross really, unthinkable. To smell a turd!, she reasoned in her mind.
A rogue thought entered her equine brain before she pushed it aside, I wonder what it smells like?
Spellbound by the sight, the sweat-covered mare watched her peer continue to force out the huge turd.
Bet it hurts, she thought sympathetically, to have such a big log in your butt.
For a second she entertained the notion of going out there and helping Lex out, but she quickly dismissed the thought just as fast.
She'd probably kill me, Fiona thought.
The sound of faintly wet creaks and crackles hit her ears as she could literally hear Lex force out all that shit out of her. It was big, yellowish-brown, almost like an oversized Tootsie roll. Suddenly with an effort Lex's anus contracted violently, slicing part of the turd off. Fiona observed her giving a audible but still soft sign of relief. Her asshole closed up again briefly before reopening.
Lex's big booty shook slightly side-to-side and back and forth as she fought to expel the dung inside her bowels. Her eyes were closed, her teeth were tightly clenched. Fiona found herself oddly transfixed by Lex's dung: its size, its width, its shape, its color. It spread Lex's asshole out hugely, and Lex's pain was obvious.
Fiona shook her head in disapproval thinking, this is what you get Lex for eating too much food all the time.
Lex was a pig of a mare alright. It was her weight in fact that caused Fiona to avoid her, she didn't find fat mares attractive at all. Not that it mattered. Fiona was sure Lex wasn't a lesbian. Still, that wouldn't stop Fiona from enjoying the show. The nudity and the voyeurism were the turn-ons, not the pooping of course. Or so she told herself. The log slid out of Lex's butt inexorably, easier now, until it finally landed on the ground with a soft plop. Fiona decided to leave, suddenly feeling very self-conscious and embarrassed. She'd watched her next-door neighbor poop after all!
She turned around, a bit hastily. Her tail struck the window, making a sound like a wet towel hitting the glass. Fiona instantly turned to ice, retreating into the darkness.
Oh God did she see me? I hope not! Fiona thought panicking.
She was terrified. Lex looked equally concerned, staying down and looking about. Fiona thought, If I don't make a sound, she'll dismiss it out of hand. Just a large bug hitting the window. Then she saw the beads of her sweat on the window!
Oh God, she'll see! Fiona freaked out. Lex turned around, and looked right at the perspiration.
Surely she can't see it, Fiona thought frightened out of her mind.
Lex looked around some more, and began to get dressed. Fiona had been so distracted by the fat mare's nudity she hadn't even noticed her clothes on the ground. Fiona just lay there, looking right at Lex as the obese female prepared to and eventually left.
For the longest time, Fiona waited in the darkness. She felt shielded in the black aybss, and alone with only her thoughts for company. Fiona finally signed when she was sure Lex was gone. She looked down at her sweat-soaked body, which glistened in the moonlight like diamonds. Fiona was suddenly astonished, she hadn't masturbated! Lex had been right in front of her poop-she meant nude, and Fiona hadn't frigged herself. Of course it wasn't because of the defecating or the passing gas, it was just the sight of Lex's big meaty butt.
Shame she was fat though all around, Lex. Fiona didn't like fat females. Hormonal instinct overcame her abruptly, so abruptly even she was caught unawares. Her hands found the area between her legs, the wetness there only intensifying her desire. Before Fiona knew what was happening, she had frigged herself rapidly to several explosive orgasms that left her breathless. She finally laid back, exhausted and covered with sweat. The room smelled of sex and her own rank fart which hadn't totally disappated yet. Fiona just smiled.
. A few weeks later, and Fiona got a knock on the door. She was surprised to see a very lovely mare at the door.
"Hello, you must be Fiona. I'm Nina. Glad to meet you." Fiona balked at her stunning looks. Nina had a beautiful secretary's face with her hair arranged in a conservative cut and narrow-rim glasses. She wore a very tight grey mini-skirt and black panty-hose and high-heels.
"You've come to see me? Why?" Fiona asked.
"One of your ex-lovers said you were a good match for me, and I decided to test it." Nina winked.
Fiona balked, "You can't just walk in here and outright seduce me! You have to work at it!"
Nina chuckled, "Ah, so you want me to do this the slow way? Alright then."
Fiona nodded, "I will of course go out with you...tomorrow. After all, I too think you have potential."
Fiona and Nina met up the next day at the latter's apartment. "So you just moved in?", Fiona asked.
Nina grinned, exposing her big ivory teeth as she adjusted her tight set of pants, "Sorta. I've been adjusting."
Fiona nodded, "It can be a difficult place to adjust to. Nice place to live though." Fiona soon invited Nina to dinner, and she said yes. After half an hour they had cleaned off their plates.
Nina smiled as she finished off her meal, her belly quite swollen: "Now I have to use the bathroom. Please excuse me." Then she paused, "Could you help me find the toilet paper? It'll just take a sec. I've been having trouble. I could have sworn it was in there somewhere."
Fiona paused, briefly blushing before saying, "Well I don't think it would be appropriate."
Nina smirked, "Lighten up, we're both mares here. And it will only be a second." Fiona signed and followed her in. Nina started to put her hands on the zipper to her tight pants, "You don't mind seeing a strange mare nude do you? I promise I won't do anything seductive. Just look around, check the drawers."
Fiona hesitated, then complied. She bent down and began to look through the drawers, "Do you always put your underwear into...?" Suddenly she heard Nina grunt, and she turned around to see the other mare on the pot. For one second she was confronted by the visage of a fellow mare nude from the waist down. And on the toilet! Blood rushed to Fiona's cheeks and she turned her head away.
"Oh for Heaven's sake, will you relax! I just need to go, that's all! Now will you hurry up and find the toilet paper, because I'm going to need to clean up soon. Don't worry I'm not going to rush you or anything, I'll go slow." Nina said, her face starting to contort.
Fiona signed, beginning to worry. It's happening again, Fiona thought. She tried to concentrate on finding the toilet paper, but her hands shook and her legs trembled. Fiona was definitely not comfortable.
A fart escaped from the other mare's behind, "Excuse me Fiona. I'll try not to make a stink. You can of course leave if you can't handle..."
"I can handle this! It does not bother me!" Fiona almost shouted, suddenly feeling defensive. If I leave, she'll know somethings wrong, Fiona thought. Pride prevented her from leaving, and maybe something else as well.
Nina teased, "There's no shame in admitting you're uncomfortable. After all I am taking a dum.."
Fiona raised one hand, "Just...stop."
Nina responded with a rather playful poot. "Sorry Fiona, sometimes I can't resist poking fun at other mares during awkward situations." she spoke sympathetically. Then Nina grunted again, followed by a putrid fart, and the unmistakable smell of poop was in the air. The mare was about to shit. Almost unconsciously, Fiona slowed down her pace noticeably.
What am I doing? Fiona thought. A strange mare is on the toilet right next to me pooping and farting, and I'm slowing down my inspection?! I mean search, Fiona said hastily in her mind. Oh well, the smell isn't that bad. It's kinda pleasant really, the uneasy mare said.
Nina whinny neighed and grunted now, she was forcing out a log. Fiona looked up at the mirror, and she could actually see the outline of the huge turd as it began to exit the sultry mare's bottom. More gas now, vaguely spicy and very strong.
Nina gagged slightly, "Damn I should cut back on that feed!"
Fiona spoke up slowly, "It's...okay. I-I mean it isn't poison or anything. I've put out worse myself."
Nina laughed out loud, "Someday we'll have to have a contest, since my farts are far worse than anything your butt puts out!"
Fiona frowned as she felt herself sweat profusely, the stink of the dung hitting her nostrils. Why am I feeling so fucking horny? She's pooping for Christ's sake! I shouldn't be liking this!
Fiona thought in confusion. She suddenly got up, "Please excuse me Nina. I have to check on something."
Nina nodded, "No problem. I understand." Fiona left the bathroom and started to leave the apartment room altogether. Leave Fiona while you still can!, she said to herself. You don't want to be around another mare who is pooping! Do you? she thought in confusion. For the longest time she paused, then thought: I have to know. .
Fiona made her mind and went back to the bathroom door, listening in. To her relief, Nina wasn't finished. That thought disturbed Fiona. Why was she listening in on another mare's defecation and flatulence? She brushed it aside, her hand unconsciously seeking out the warm place between her legs. Fiona could hear Nina snort and sign as she forced out another turd. She could even smell the aroma..stink..of Nina's poop and flatulence. She was alarmed but fascinated by what she was doing. The inescapable sounds and smells caressed her increasingly perverted senses. Fiona didn't understand the effect Nina's bathroom activities was having on her, but again she told herself she was getting off on the voyeurism.
"Damn it ass, poop already!" Nina's muffled voice said in frustration.
Fiona grinned in spite of herself, "You and me both sista." She whispered. Confusion hit her again. Do I really want her to poop? Is this a turn-on for me? Fiona was so confused. Then another, more ominous thought hit her: Nina can't possible be into this kind of thing. She'd probably never speak to me again if she caught me outside the bathroom door listening to her defecating.
"Ahhhh! Ahhh! Argh!" Nina was definitely taking a huge dump now. "Why do the last ones have to be so fucking big?!" The pooping mare cried out in agony.
The smell was so strong, Fiona couldn't help but breathe it in. She found it...lovely...nice and rich and so very earthy! Oh God yes it smelled GOOD! Unconsciously her hands had slipped down under her pants and into her panties, frigging herself softly. She had to fight not to make any sound as she listened in, savoring the oh so dirty and wonderfully delicious feelings between her legs...
Nina finished brushing her teeth and combing her hair, and now she was ready. She looked at herself in the mirror, and nodded once.
Fiona finally realized she needed to go herself, but not here. She wanted privacy, yeah...she didn't want to be seen...or heard. Then again she did kinda feel guilty listening in on Nina's defecating. It just didn't seem fair. It's not like anything would happen. But only if Nina wanted to. "Hey Nina!," Fiona said.
Nina smiled, "Yes?"
Fiona paused, "I'm going to use the bathroom down the hall. I'd....well I feel bad being in your presence when you...um...used the...well you know. I meant you didn't have privacy and it would only be fair if I offered to give up mine. Just once." She blushed fiercely, and not just from embarrassment. Part of her was excited, it would be so strange and different! Not that she wanted it to go away else...she wasn't a pervert. She was just being fair. They won't like...poop or each other or anything. At least not yet...I mean never, Fiona thought. Still, a little experiment..provided Nina liked it...might occur later. Nothing too extreme, of course. And definitely not right now, Fiona concluded in her head.
Nina chuckled softly, "Perv."
Fiona growled, "Says the mare who wanted me to stick around while she pooped!"
Nina smiled as Fiona walked towards the door, "Well I never said I WASN'T one..."
Fiona stopped dead in her tracks for a few seconds, then said quietly and slowly, "So how does my proposal sound?"
Nina grinned, "Promising."
Fiona almost exclaimed, "Promising?!" But she felt curiously compelled to say nothing and let things unfold. She had a nagging feeling, however, that something was up.
They both walked down the hallway. The apartment did have a large bathroom for guests, very usual but hey Fiona didn't design the place. Probably due to how crowded this part of town is at times though not now, Fiona thought. She smiled in spite of herself slightly at that thought. She certainly didn't want to have anyone see...whatever it was they were about to do. She wasn't sure anymore. For some reason, her breathing was rapid and she was sweating profusely now.
I'm just excited by the prospect of trying something new, Fiona told herself. Her nipples felt tight around her shirt, her body soaked all over.
She opened the door to the hotel restroom, and walked inside with Nina behind her.
Fiona, still blushing, got down on the toilet. "Well, here I am. A mare on the pot," Fiona laughed.
Nina smiled somewhat evilly, "Thanks for the show."
Fiona paused, "Show? Is that what you think this is?"
Nina thought, "Well why else would you agree to do this?"
Fiona's eyes narrowed, "This is not an exhibition."
Nina shrugged, "Whatever you say lovely." Fiona removed one article of clothing at a time, exposing herself very slowly to Nina's lusting gaze.
"Never thought I'd be nude and on the toilet in front of another mare," Fiona chuckled slightly.
Nina raised an eyebrow, "You're a modest lesbian?"
Fiona laughed, "I prefer to think of myself as a NORMAL lesbian."
Nina nodded, "Yes, but are you?" Fiona paused but didn't answer.
Nina spoke up, "Maybe you're much more perverse than you realize. Not to demean you far from it. I'm just saying you might be quite kinky."
Fiona froze, "What...do you..um, mean? K-Kinky?"
Nina smiled, "Well your reactions to my bathroom activities are decidedly...different. I confess this pleases me."
Fiona frowned, "Pleases you?"
Nina signed, "In other words, I...I want you to use the bathroom in front of me....and maybe later..more n-nasty stuff. That is, if it's okay with you...you don't have to agree of course....and we certainly don't need to rush."
Fiona paused for the longest time, then farted loudly. "If you like this stuff, show me," Fiona said, her voice a husky whisper.
Nina smiled and sat down on her knees directly in front of Fiona. "Your fart smells quite nice. Over-eater?," Nina inquired, her gaze penetrating.
Fiona hesitantly said, "Y-Yes. I raided a fridge earlier. But I do not pig out!"
Nina raised an eyebrow, "That's a sexy bloated belly you got there. Bet it's full of spicy butt gas!"
Fiona raised her hand, "You l-like my farts?"
Nina nodded slowly, "As I said, we'll take this slow...if you want. Give you time to adjust....but then again, I have the feeling you'll do just fine."
Fiona raised her eyebrows, "Because I'm a perv."
Nina laughed shortly, "Because you're the right kind of perv."
Fiona smirked, though she was hiding her nervousness. "I assure you I'm just being fair: you pooped in front of me, I'll do the same," Fiona smiled slightly. Then she grunted, her face contorting in a grimace.
Force it out for me bitch, Nina thought.
Fiona began to force out a log, she felt like her ass was tearing apart on her. "Damn this is painful," she cried out. The aroma of her poop hit Nina's nose and she inhaled deeply. Nina smiled in spite of herself.
Fiona paused, "What? What is it? The smell?"
Nina signed, her eyes and voice conveying her wistfulness, "Yeesssss...it's heavenly."
Fiona looked away in an awkward expression, "O-kaaay." She felt really embarrassed now, but for some reason she kept on pushing it out. "Umm..thanks, Nina," Fiona said blushing.
Nina moaned, "Go on...." Fiona paused, then strained once more.....