Horny Herm Housewives Book Club

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Hello, hello, hello! I return this week with an original story you are sure to enjoy: a group of friends meet to read a book together, like they do every week. The twist? They're all herms. The other twist? They are all very hung herms. The other other twist? They live in a super sexual world where being hella lewd is just normal. The other other other twist? It's all horny housewives having fun so... milf galore for days. The last twist? There are no women, just males and herms, every single person has a cock minimum, some even two!

Thanks a bunch to ErtaWanderer (who comm'd "Retiring is good for the soul" btw) for the inspiration for this story.


Horny Herm Housewives Book Club

Book clubs are a great way to spend time with friends, that much most people can guarantee you, a few will say that they are boring and kind of cringey at the core, after all the core of the activity is just reading and telling each other what you liked or disliked about a book, but those people are annoying and they don't know how to make such an activity fun. First, one has to find the right people, because even when the books are bad and badly written, with good friends it's just as fun to read those as reading a masterpiece that's gonna be a movie someday. Maybe even more. Second, one has to find the right books, again, they can be good or bad books, but they have to be the right ones for the occasion. Third, one has to be willing to read and commit while also making sure that their house is ready for the next meeting, providing snacks, tea and all manners of fun stuff to enjoy while reading or sharing stories.

"Welcome to this week's Triple H club meeting, gals!" A spry thirty five year old dragoness opened the door of her small one-family house the second she saw three of her friends and members of the club get out of the same car. Her smile was strong enough that she could power the entire city had someone managed to find a way to harness her exuberant energy and put it to good use. Arms wide open, she rushed to meet her friends, the afternoon sun shining on her mostly naked body as only the bare minimum of clothing graced her form. "Kathryn, it's been a while, shouldn't have missed the past three meetings, they were absolutely amazing." The dragoness bear-hugged the huge mare that had been absent from the club for a while due to a long series of personal reasons. Her sizeable bare tits smushed wonderfully against the mare's far more massive and softer pair, deep cyan scales against slightly dirty-grey fur. Kathryn whinnied as she was squeezed by the extrovert dragoness, her fat sheath kissing her friend's own, flares rubbing against each other as fluids were spilled all over their bodies. "I'd be offended but I know you're a busy gal."

"Hey Eloise, good to see you." Standing on the side-lines, the goat and tigress that had come along with Kathryn waved hello to Eloise. Like the dragoness and the mare, neither wore more than the absolute minimum needed, just a small ball-bra to keep their hefty assets in place while walking for the tigress and a little jock to keep her immense cock from knocking someone out in the goat's case.

The one who just spoke, Dana the tigress, dropped the bag with her books and decided to join in on the hug despite her having hogged Kathryn for herself for a while when she'd come to pick her up from her home. The mare was sandwiched between two of her best friends after so long without seeing them, thus when her sheath swelled and her cock started sliding out of it, piercing Eloise's soft cleavage and leaving behind a wet, lewd, slimy trail of precum, neither of the two herms beside her could fault her. Dana and Eloise both purred loudly, grinding their bodies against the mare's, their own length swelling and fattening as the bouquet of cocks stuffed between the three of them made a mess of the lawn beneath. Kathryn whinned as she tried her best not to blow her load right then and there, her flare swelling massively as her friends licked and kissed her sensitive flesh.

"G-g-girls come down... please... I just..." The mare huffed and groaned, whinnying even louder as she felt a scaly hand slide between her toned cheeks and tease her pussy, brushing ever so lightly against her clit. "I came just once every day for the past couple weeks because I was so busy I didn't have time... I'd like to savour this one..." Kathryn bit her lips and sighed with relief as the pressure on her thirty seven incher lessened and she could take a breath, her cock calming down as rivers of precum flowed from her immense flare down her mottled flesh.

"Gods above Kathryn, that's basically abstinence!" Eloise gasped in shock and cupped her friend's sack, finding it impossibly heavy even for a big and horny mare like her friend. However, the sheer heft of those orbs was also quite arousing, eliciting a fat throb from her own titanic spire, bringing the dragoness to full mast at a modest thirty five inches, her flare less impressive than Kathryn's but no less imposing. "Carol, did you know about this?" She looked at the goat who had been stroking herself all throughout the messy hug between friends, sliding her hands from base to tip of her uncut cock, peeling back her foreskin over and over as the shaft throbbed slowly to full mast as well, adding a certain spicy tang to the reek of arousal to the air around the four herms.

"I did." She sighed and shook her head. "I'd have gladly dropped by her job to help but with my family sleeping at my place for the holidays I was so busy..." The goat's cock gushed as she mentioned her family, her crown swelling and spilling a fat few wads of pre onto the pristine lawn. Her jock was now soaked in precum in her purse right next to her wallet and a knotted dildo poking out from the other end of the bag, still shining with fresh juices.

"Oh poor thing." Eloise kissed the mare deeply while still cupping those hefty mare nuts, caressing them as they seemed to sigh in relief at the gentle touch. "Alright, alright, enough dilly-dallying, we can continue chatting inside the house, I've made fresh cookies and my sister dropped by to say hi this morning so I got a couple jugs full of fresh milk to go along with them."

"Hell yes!" Dana cheered, throwing her hands up in the air and grabbed the stuff she'd dropped, marching inside the house, her paws splashing in a couple puddles of precum and spent seed, making her leave huge prints as she moved deeper into the bowels of the dragoness' lair. "Hey Anthony, how are we doing?" The tigress immediately noticed her friend's youngest son in the living room, headphones hanging from his neck as he hummed to a tune and swished his thick tail left and right. Dana purred as she stared at the dragon's plump ass, all of her friend's best genes having worked together to make one hell of a bottom-heavy, rather hung and insanely cute little stud. The added bonus of him being rather passive as a nineteen year old male and even indulging his mother's passion for buttplugs and piercings only made him take a spot at the apex of walking fleshlights. "Come give auntie a hug!"

"Oh, hey auntie Dana." Anthony turned around and braced as the towering feline grabbed him and shoved his face in her cleavage, her height making it perfect for her to smother most males in a valley of hot boobflesh and slide her cock between their thighs. "Mom made cookies if you want some." He bit his lips as the tigress grabbed his ass and squeezed, making him moan and pop a half-chub instantly. Surrounded by warm soft tits, his balls lifted by the big herm's massive cock, her strong hands sinking in his rump as she kept him trapped in her cleavage was hardly something a healthy young man like him could resist.

"My... I'm more interested in a different kind of dough I want to shove in my face..." She chuckled as her fingers sunk into his ass, the bubble butt swallowing her fingers. "Gods your ass is so soft. I'm jealous of your mom since she gets to enjoy it every day and I have to wait for my once every other month chance." Dana purred loudly and lewdly, her fingers sliding along his cheeks and slowly sinking in between, his plump, puffy, incredibly stretchy tailhole plugged by a massive toy. Without even looking, she pressed the switch in the middle of the plug's base and made him howl as the vibrations sent the dragon into a full-blown erection, a behemoth nearing Kathryn's slab of flesh suddenly throbbing between their bodies. "Mmhh there we go, this eye candy is better than any actual candy." Dana pulled back, letting his cock droop under the force of gravity, the flare swelling and contracting in synch with the plug's vibrations, its flesh already covered in thick sheath slime and precum that connected his scales to her fur for a few seconds before falling down.

"Dana, let poor Anthony alone, he's been such a good kid and helped me bake all afternoon." Eloise returned to her humble abode and closed the door behind Carol. Instantly the air got heavier and muskier, the horde of cocks jutting from crotches and sheathes adding a wonderful reek of breeder flesh to the salty, dense, cum-reeking air of the dragoness' household. Paws splashed in puddled of spilled seed left and right, cocks fired idle jets of precum all over the place that no one bothered to clean up, wet patches on walls and furniture only adding to the stench of sex and proper debauchery that Eloise was so proud of. "And speaking of cookies, would you mind fetching us some tea, coffee and the fresh tray from the oven?"

"Are we not waiting for the others?" Carol sat on the couch, her balls sinking into a deep-set, sweaty, musky dent made after years and years of massive sacks plopped onto that cushion, her cock flopping onto her chest and sinking between her tits. The goat pressed her snout to the fat cockhead and sniffed, idly licking her flesh for a few seconds before drawing it inside her maw, moaning openly as she sucked herself off on her friend's couch.

"They're gonna be a while longer. Denise said she couldn't find her car keys anywhere and since her husbands are away for a meeting she had to wait for her daughter to return home and bring her here." The dragoness sighed and sat on her favourite padded chair, her ass perfectly welcomed by the custom-made groove as she let her cock drape over the armrest.

Kathryn sat right next to Carol and Dana chose the other couch right next to the tv, placing her cummy paws onto the coffee table, spreading her toes as thick strands of gooey sperm adorned her pristine fur. Carol kept on taking care of her cock, moaning and purring as she licked underneath the thick foreskin, her throat dancing as she swallowed spurt after fat, mouth-filling spurt of dense precum. Her display of self-love sent the other three housewives in a similar mood, each stroking their own impressive length as they ogled the goat and aimed their spurts at the coffee table to avoid making a mess of each other, dozens of finger-thick ropes of musky precum splattering all over the glass and Dana's soft pads. After a couple minutes, Carol pulled back and moaned, her nuts churning, groaning and gurgling as a titanic shot of pure white spunk bloated her cock from base to tip, her breath ragged as it was shot with such strength it hit the ceiling several feet above her, a single unbroken pillar of dense cum. She whined and leaned back, letting her cock flop onto her shoulder and hosing the dining table behind her over and over and over again, christening this week's club meeting with her pleasure and her brank of spunk. The other herms merely looked and kept on jacking off, clouds of pheromones wafting from their bodies. The goat was just about to finish her orgasm when Anthony came out of the kitchen with a tray full of stuff, carefully balanced and clearly rather heavy. He took the last half a dozen dense jets of cum to his face, the remnants of those potent ropes ending all over the cookies on the tray and into the fresh pot of coffee and tea, the fluids mixing and turning each into a cloudy, debauched mix of salty cum and sweetened black and golden nectar.

"Oh dear me, sorry Anthony." Carol blushed, rushing to her feet to help the young man, licking his face clean of her cum in seconds before swallowing her spent load, their cocks accidentally frotting underneath the tray as hers refused to soften and his only got harder under those tender licks.

"It's ok Carol, mom does it all the time." He smiled and let her kiss him, sharing her spunk as their tongues coiled around each other. He could taste the thickness of her seed on his buds, the heavy flavour of her virile spunk, the salty brine of the sweat pooling under her foreskin after a day spent working and doing chores as well as the taste of her children's loads hidden deep within that wonderfully perverse kiss. "Can I put the tray down, though?"

"Of course, of course, silly me. You're such a great kisser I always forget about everything else." She blushed sheepishly and pulled back, licking her lips and swallowing the last few dollops of cum left swirling in her maw. "Your mom is so lucky."

"Shush Carol, I've seen you teach your daughter how to suck you so well she can straight up strip paint off a metal pole with her mouth. If anything you're the lucky one." Eloise purred and hogged her son for herself after he put the tray down, enjoying her own share of kisses as she indirectly tasted her friend's cock through Anthony. The goat chuckled. "How's she doing, by the way? Still working for that mechanic shop downtown?"

"Oh yes and she's doing very well there, last I heard, as soon as she started working in place of that old brash donkey and giving the customer a complimentary deepthroat with each complete maintenance she personally performed the workshop has been doing amazing. The other day she told me she's thinking of offering creampies too but only for regular customers of hers." Carol sat back in her spot, her cock flopping with a lewd thwap on Kathryn's lap.

"How wonderful!" Dana smiled brightly. "Wish I could say the same for my twins but all they do at home is livestream them fucking each other silly from morning to evening. I'm worried they won't be able to find a good job at this rate outside being an office cumdump or working in the public service department. Sure, those guys and girls that take care of the public's needs are a godsend, the lords above know just how many times I went to a public bathroom to blow a load in a messy rump, but... you know, a career is not that bad. Something in accounting or even middle management would be fine to set them up for a good future so they can move to a better and more pleasurable job." The tigress sighed grabbing a cum-covered cookie and dunking it in a mug of mostly cum with a hint of coffee. "Plus most management positions nowadays offer your own cumdump in the office or even a personal budge to hire strippers and milkers to tend to your needs."

"Yeah, those livestreams are such an odd thing, but I guess the incest makes them earn a lot at least. I know I would pledge a lot if I were any younger or had more money to spare." Kathryn sulked a little, her cock a little less imposing and stiff. "Speaking of jobs, mine has been an utter nightmare lately, you won't believe the chaos we've been subjected to." The mare huffed and grabbed a cookie for herself, choosing to dump a few dollops of her own precum into the tea.

"Before you get to telling us all about it, Anthony, would you be a dear and help Auntie Katie blow a couple loads?" Eloise stopped kissing her son and looked at the impressive horsecock her friend sported and the watermelon-sized nuts that were making a serious dent in the couch cushion, glorping and groaning every other second. "And give us some of that cookie frosting mom likes."

The young dragon blushed as he nodded, biting his lips while getting off his mother's lap, his cock slapping her tits gently and leaving behind a huge wet print of his fat flare. The other herms stood ready and eager, already knowing full well what was going to happen, only Kathryn was not quite in the mood to join her friends in a round of fapping and painting Anthony with dense ropes of precum all over his naked form. He blushed even more, thirty eight inches of fat breeder dragonflesh jutting forth from his bloated sheath, melon-sized nuts swaying heavily and dripping with beads of sweat that ended up in the pot of coffee and on a couple fresh cookies as he knelt over the coffee table. He grabbed his cock and aimed the flare at the cookies, stroking it from base to tip as his taut flesh throbbed, his flare swelling almost twice as big as he fapped as sensually as he could, slathering his length with the collected pre from the women jerking off to his little show. He panted and moaned, balls gurgling and swelling visibly as he slowly started to push a few of the fruits that were on the table, pushing them against his gaping cumslit and letting them be swallowed by his flesh. Cherries at first, then he moved on to small apples as he kept on stroking his shaft. His sack churned each addition with eagerness, the twin orbs hungry, growing, swelling, fattening and growing muskier and hotter. By the time he'd ran out of fruits, the young dragon's nuts were reaching down to his knees, surpassing the towering eight foot mare's watermelons stashed in her sack.

With a lower moan, Anthony stopped shoving stuff in his cock, leaving himself a few seconds to catch his breath, his gaping pipe spilling forth a fatter couple of shots of pure cum onto the muzzle of the tigress he was facing. Dana licked her lips and moaned as the taste of his cum was now far more fruity and sweet than before. The housewives started to egg him on, cheering for the dragon as he panted and fapped harder, his balls barely swaying so heavy and dense they were. Anthony mewled and bent over, his taint swelling massively for a few seconds as he rushed to get a massive glass vase that usually contained flowers but that in moments only contained shot after shot after shot after shot of fragrant, fruity, sweet yet salty cum. He grunted, snarling and huffing as loudly as he could while his body was covered in jets of potent spunk from his own load splashing back and his own mother's as she nutted all over his back, her seed dripping down his spine and teasing his tailhole as the toy inside still vibrated and stimulated his sensitive prostate. Anthony came and came, his nuts so full that well before he'd stopped cumming, the vase was completely overflowing with his load and the rest was splattering all over the place. Ropes painted Dana's front in white as she took his seed with glee, the chair she was sitting on, the floor, the far wall and everything in between splattered with his pleasure before his waning orgasm spilled a couple more pints directly onto the tray with cookies, giving them a fragrant frosting.

"Thank you dear." Eloise slapped his ass, making it jiggle for a couple moments before the young male dutifully knelt in front of the mare and planted his muzzle in the cleft between balls and sheath, sniffing as loudly as he could, cradling her sack with his lithe arms, licking it, kissing it, feeling its heft as his cock stiffened again and throbbed under those hefty watermelons, his own orbs barely smaller despite having spilled almost ten gallons of top notch frosting.

"He's such a gentleman." Kathryn smiled and sighed in relief as her sore nuts were licked and tended to with careful, loving ministrations, her taut flesh no longer screaming in pent-up lust quite as much. "I could use someone like him at the office to blow me every other hour but our boss said we were spending too much time using the public cumsluts and not enough working." The mare scoffed and rolled her eyes, eliciting the shocked gasps from the other herms around her. "I swear, it was hard to work for a few hours with a fox drenched in cum making the rounds to ensure our balls were nice and empty but now it's nigh impossible. Everyone's so pent up I can smell the cum brewing in that handsome Labrador that works behind me." She whinnied as Anthony started to lick his way up her cock, from the bloated sheath to the medial ring, each inch ravished by his tongue and showered in wet kisses. "Mhhh... where was I? Ah yes yes, my boss... he messed up and promised his higher-ups something we can't meet without going overtime. Sometimes I wish I'd rather not taken the job and stayed at home, but finances are still tight. As soon as Aaron gets a raise and I get paid for the project I'm taking one hell of a vacation and spending the next couple weeks with my mom and dad at their place just cumming all day." Kathryn neighed and huffed, helping Anthony get her flare in his mouth as the young dragon's eyes rolled over, her precum filling his mouth with a single idle shot, jets of pre escaping from his nose as he slid deeper along her mammoth flesh.

"Gosh that's insane." Dana frowned, she'd managed to remain a housewife despite money being a little tight after she knocked up her sister and had to take care of the rather large litter that resulted, with all those little cubs running around she barely had the time to get some extra cash from her private masseuse gig, much less the money to hire a sitter and go to work herself. "So you're just nutting once a day?"

"Pretty much, I wake up early and rub one while still in bed for a bit before rushing out. No time to savour it since I return home late and mmhh.... Gods Anthony you're so good..." She whinnied and came a little as his lips popped past her medial ring, her small orgasm flooding his stomach and making it swell lewdly as she continued explaining her plight. "Frankly I'm lucky, there's this new hire that just arrived, a young impala with the cutest bubble butt and perky tits you've ever seen. I can say that when my hubby is home and my son is available I can at least use them to blow off some steam but she's not even got that." Kathryn shook her head, taking the jug of cummy frosting and dumping a pint on her platter, drowning her cookies in cum that dripped down onto Anthony's head. "She's separated after she caught her husband stealing from their shared bank account and now lives alone with her daughter but the girl, even though she's eighteen, refuses to let her mother cum inside her. Oh gods yes... Anthony stay like that for a sec... mmhh ffffck..." If Kathryn had toes to curl she'd have been flexing them, but she had only hooves and was limited to stomping them on the floor, leaving prints of her solid metal brand horseshoes.

"That's pretty normal, no? I refused my mom creampies for a couple years while I was with my first boyfriend and was trying to get him to knock me up so we could get married." Carol shrugged and took a sip of what was mostly tea. "She got more blowjobs and a lot of anal out of it though."

"You don't get it Carol, this poor woman doesn't even get that." Kathryn paused for effect. "Her daughter refuses to pleasure her mother in any way: no blowjobs, no anal, no rimming, nothing!" The indignation in the room could power the entire neighbourhood for a few days so much the herms were shocked and confused. "I hear she just barely gives her a handjob every other day and definitely no thank-you-mom kisses before bed, nothing at all. Yesterday she walked in with such a stiff boner I had to help her out at the cost of my personal performance because I'd not seen a case of blue balls quite that bad in years." The mare whinnied softly as her cock throbbed and gushed inside Anthony's tight yet pliable throat, the medial ring swelling so much the other herms could see it through his gullet. "That being said she has the best cock I'd sucked in a while save for my husband and my sons'. It was so thick and wonderful, plus I'd be lying if I said that being so pent up didn't make her cum hard enough to make me skip lunch and dinner which helped me power through the rest of the day to catch up." Kathryn smiled and drooled, fondling her immense tits as she fired a dozen or so dense loads of cum down the young dragon's throat and into his already bloated stomach.

"Gosh Kathryn, you've had it rough." Dana held her hand and gave it a squeeze to comfort the tired mare. "If I'd skipped on blowing mom or dad after work it'd have been chaos in my home. The younger generations really are losing the right way to behave."

"And speaking of which, I was getting groceries the other day, went to that new store downtown where they are selling that 100% bio lube right next to the fresh fruits because they had these wonderful sales and I'll be damned if I didn't cash on the offer. I go through so much of that stuff since I'm training my sister to take my cock better since I knocked her up exactly because she refused to let me do anal." The tigress purred and smiled, proud of her achievement as the other housewives cheered her on, congratulating her on yet another successful breeding. Among the group, Dana was by the far the one with the most pups, shared between her entire family and a fair few of her own. Eloise was a close second but just because dragons could lay eggs and not have to worry much about feeding the hatchlings for a while. "Where was I? Ok, so I go to the shop, get all my stuff and all that and then get on the bus again, up until here it's all regular: I try some of the lube, fuck the clerk at the store for a few minutes while trying the new types of lube, give him a couple good facials, donate a little to charity... then on the bus gets on this girl, a cute little white mink with a nice little twenty incher throbbing out of her pants."

"Did you mean panties?" Carol had once again thrown herself in a self-sucking session, wrapping her soft milky tits around her cock as she bobbed up and down her shaft, her throat bulging with every inch she crammed inside. Bridges of dense pre connected her lips to her cockhead when she stopped to ask that question, falling onto her cleavage to paint it in streaks of slimy goo.

"Nope, she had pants that covered her entire lower body, like, from ankles to waist, not one inch of fur showing. She even had a long-sleeved shirt, panties and a bra! I couldn't believe it." The tigress shared her shock with her friends as they leaned forward to better hear the gossip, Kathryn pulling Anthony closer to her crotch, mashing his snout against her musky fur as he gagged and swallowed around her shaft, furiously jacking off as he licked her nuts and emptied his own under the couch. "I think she was one of those youngsters that think going around naked is a bad thing and bad for your health, which is alright with me, health concerns are a thing, but the laundry fees must be incredibly high with all those clothes that need washing."

"And I bet she's always feeling caged, no? I mean, she's trapping her tits in a bra for hours and hours, her balls and cock must be aching for some freedom." Eloise tilted her head, wondering how it must be to go around fully clothed from head to toe. "That being said, her underwear must smell amazing, her junk stuffed in a small space for so long and then freed at the end of the day..." The dragoness huffed, putting the mug of coffee down to grab her cock and stroke it, mimicking Carol and sandwiching the stiff length between her tits as she pumped them up and down, her fingers probing her nipples as the puffy nubs let her digits slide right in, spreading them nice and wide as she fingered herself, the pleasure of her nipples being stretched triggering her milking reflex as creamy white spilled forth. "Gods I'd pay a lot to bury my nose against her crotch after a day spent at work and sniff my way to sleep. I bet my husband would love if I did that..."

"Well, his birthday is coming up in a few weeks, right?" Kathryn pondered, lightly thrusting in the dragon's maw as her sheath wrapped around his muzzle and made him cum silently, his cock bursting with a massive orgasm, dumping tens of gallons of thick fruity cum all over the floor from the sheer strength of the mare's cock pouch's smell alone. "We should all do it together, buy the same underwear and put it on for a couple weeks. Kane will love it so much I bet he'll pump a few eggs in you again." Both mare and dragoness nodded while Carol was still thinking about it.

"Can I go back to my story?" Dana scoffed and rolled her eyes as the girls stopped chatting and let her have the room again. "By the way, you can buy musky panties from college girls and guys on the net, I'll send you all a link so you can have an idea of how much you could earn if you did that as well. Anyways, girl at the very least has her cock out, but then she whips out one of those new compact vibrators, the kind you strap to your cock or stuff in your pussy and turn on so that you can cum whenever and wherever. She puts them on her shaft, turns them on and gets on her phone. Now, I'm more than glad to see her at least let herself have some pleasure but the noise of those vibrators is frankly too loud. I was just about to offer her to stuff her cock up my ass so I could enjoy some of that thick juicy mink shaft but then she turns the settings even higher and just cums all over my face! The gall on her! Now, I'm one to love a casual facial every now and then to make my fur glossy and nice but at least have the decency to ask me first."

"What a rude young woman." Kathryn shook her head in disapproval. "I think all the clothes she's got on have impacted negatively on her behaviour, if the only relief you can give yourself is of that sort because you're always dressed then it's only natural she's not going to behave properly." The mare sighed just as the doors opened and a slightly panting Whale shark barged through and groaned, tossing a huge bag onto the floor that immediately opened and let a horde of dildos, toys, plugs, bottles of lube and quite a few costumes all over the place. The string bikini she wore failed in that moment and let her tits out, the twin boulders swaying free.

"Ah fuck." Denise grunted and rolled her eyes, kneeling so that her massive nine foot tall frame could get all the stuff she'd just dropped on the floor, her immense tits swaying under the pull of gravity, the doorknob piercings perpendicular to the ground adding to the hypnotic value of the shark's triple K cup knockers. "Sorry gals, everything was such a mess today I can' t seem to shake the bad luck." She hastily grabbed the rest of the stuff and shoved it in the bag, a bouquet of dildos peeking out of it. As soon as she stood back up everyone was reminded just how big the shark was, making Kathryn, a mix of Clydesdale and other big horses, look small like Carol. Her junk was just as oversized as the shark herself, a couple of massive uncut behemoths that hung down to her knees at all times, always dripping with precum or someone's pussy juice. "Bye sweetie, come pick mom when I call you." She turned around, bending down to get her head through the front door and kissed her daughter, letting the other housewives stare at her toned, muscular ass and the massive plug she had decided to anchor her wholly ineffective string bikini to. Adorned with a nice pair of piercings, her taint was constantly twitching as it pumped pre out of her shafts and her donut was just as nicely decorated with a cute tattoo that read 'free use' for whenever Denise spent time out of her home. Her balls were a little smaller than one would expect her to have but their weight and density made up for it. "Come on Ginny, you're the last one."

"Ugh, I'm so so sorry girls, I completely forgot about today's meeting. I was balls deep in my son's rump so I could reward him for getting into the top university of his choice and I guess time slipped past me too fast." Under the massive hangers of the whale shark came a rather short Toucan, her speed, short stature and fancy colours making her appear as a bright blob of blues and blacks and yellows before she stopped. "I have brought some brownies as apology. My son will have to order takeout since I didn't manage to finish dinner but I doubt he'll complain." She clucked her beak and shrugged, putting a tray of still warm slabs of chocolatey goodness on the cummy coffee table. "I see you didn't wait for us to start having fun." Ginny tapped her talons on the floor as her sheath swelled and her cock peeked out of it at the sight of Anthony still deeply focused on blowing Kathryn with all of his energy, huffing and puffing as he pulled back and stroked her massive cock so that she'd blow her load in his mouth and not his stomach. Jets of cum spilled forth from his nostrils as the mare blushed and whinnied softly.

"We weren't having fun at all, poor Kathryn has been worked to the bone so I asked Anthony to give her bone a little bit of love, that's all. Her job has been so tough she's nutted just once per day for the past month, that's why she's not been able to come to the club meetings for a while." Eloise smiled as her son pulled back off her friend's titanic slab of mare meat, the flare popping out of his mouth lewdly and loudly, rewarding him for his hard work with a dozen last pumps of her fat nuts right on his muzzle, eclipsing his pretty scales with her white goo. "Thank you sweetie, you can go now, mommy and her friends are going to start the club."

"Sure thing mom." The young dragon smiled and kissed her, letting her lick the roof of his mouth as he drooled cum into her maw, his cock throbbing madly. "I'm going to rub a few in my bedroom."

"Oh, my sons' streaming starts soon, maybe give them a try." Dana shamelessly plugged her twins' business as the dragon pondered on her offer, his fat shaft twitching and flaring at the thought before disappearing into the depths of the house and slamming the door behind him.

"Ok, I'd love to hear Denise and Ginny's work problems but we've been bumming each other out for a while now." As the host of the week, Eloise was in charge of starting. She waited for the lumbering shark to sit on the only chair that could hold her weight without crashing, a chair normally reserved for her husband. The shark's balls rested comfortably on the heated dents made for the male's own sack as Ginny chirped and sat on Dana's lap, the tigress lining her fat cockhead with the toucan's pucker and watched it sink within that soft feathery chasm with a moan of satisfaction. Ginny's belly swelled and bloated as her friend's sizeable tool stretched her nice and wide, the throbs of the tiger's shaft visible as she settled down for the evening. "Good, good, we're just ten minutes behind schedule but I think it won't be a problem, dinner is ready and just needs to be heated and my husband should arrive in time to serve us a wonderful meal when we're about to finish." She clapped her hands and rubbed them with excitement, her shaft stiffening as the other housewives' own lengths joined her: before the dragoness was a forest of massive cocks, flared, spined, smooth or uncut, each girthy and long, not one of them under thirty inches with the notable presence of Denise's fifty inch prides dwarfing everyone else's by far. The stench of cum and sex was dense, heavy, making the lovely home smell like a whorehouse during peak hours, just how Eloise liked it to be. "Let's start. Everyone grab your book and your costumes from the bag I put under the chairs and sofa."

"Oh, how wonderful!" Ginny clapped her hands and waited for Dana to take the bag under her chair, passing it to the rightful owner until she and the toucan got hers. "Costumes are always fun! I remember when my wife asked me to dress as her mother for our wedding anniversary... gods, she never fucked me quite as hard as when she's thinking of that old hag but I won't complain since I did ask her to call me sister on several occasion." The toucan's cock was rock hard, drooling cum all over her balls and the floor as the productive herm's output reared up and bypassed precum entirely, pumping fat wads of raw spunk all over the place without much in the way of care for whoever or whatever was in front of her tool. "Pretty!" The dress she held up moments after was extremely obscene, full of frills and laces and hearts, covering her breasts completely but leaving free only her nipples, pussy and donut. The complete set made her look like a Valkyrie if one of them had been a stripper or a high class cumdump, making Ginny squeal as she donned the plastic helmet, cape and all the other lacy stuff.

"Oh my this is wonderful." Carol gasped, blushing as she put on a costume that made her look like an intrepid explorer, if the explorer was headed to delve into the depths of a sex shop rather than a forest or a temple: she had pasties that failed woefully to cover anything beyond the nipple and even then it was barely enough do to even that, a pair of short shorts that came with a mesh to hold her sack and cock and a holster with a toy gun in the shape of a dildo that squirted lube. "I feel like a kid at Halloween."

"Yeah, sadly I couldn't get the expensive versions of the costumes or get them custom made." Eloise blushed as she put on what was clearly an Evil Overlord or Evil Cult Leader attire, with a long flowing cape, skull shaped nipple pasties, a plastic sceptre in the shape of a massive five foot long horsecock and tape to cover her pussy so that only her tailhole was left to the open air. "Mhh..."

"Aww I wanted to be the villain!" Denise sulked a little as she settled to put on a Henchherm 1 uniform that was similar to the dragoness but less dramatic, though hers came with a pair of massive plugs that she readily stuffed into her three-finger wide cum pipes with a lewd moan. "What's the book called again? I forgot."

"Andrea Michigan And The Tentacle Temple Of Terrors. A classic I've found while going out for new stretchy condoms with Anthony. I swear his cock is growing longer and thicker by the day, I remember back when I could fit all of him in my ass without much preparation, now I need to put in some effort to shove that slab of meat in me." Eloise purred and stroked her cock against the plastic sceptre, lubing it up as the fake shaft took on a lovely lewd sheen of dragon pre and cock sweat. She eyed the shaft in her hand and imagined it to be her son's, sneakily moving it against the wall so she could let the fat flared cockhead pop in her rump and imagine her stud of a son to be taking her in front of her friends.

"All done!" Ginny broke Eloise away from her fantasy as the massive staff slipped out of her donut and fell on the ground in the puddle of precum she'd spilled.

Before the dragoness was a horde of costume-clad herms of the highest grade of sluttiness, each dressed up in the perfect way to complement their role in the story that was going to be read that night. Eloise licked her lips and then licked the horsecock staff, deepthroating it for a few moments as each of the girls got a book in their hands and opened them to page one, precum dripping onto the waterproofed pages and sliding down onto their laps, staining the couch and sofas with fat beads of liquid lust along with the rivers of sweat pouring from each of their bodies. Once the staff had been polished like a real cock, Eloise looked upon the book club and opened her book as well. With a grin she began to read.

"Andrea Michigan And The Tentacle Temple Of Terrors: chapter one, the tentacle statue awakens." The room was filled with oohs and aahs. "Andrea was, much like her father, an expert anthropologist and a professor of antiquities at her college, her role the same as the older dragon back before he retired to become a farmer and live a quiet life with his wife in the countryside, spending his days breeding her and all of his animals to his heart's content. Unlike her father, Andrea spent only half of her day as a professor, her shapely bubble butt bouncing naked through the halls of the library and the labs with streaks of cum from her students as makeup, the other half she spent as a public cumdump in the college dorms, letting the same students she watched over fill her cunt with cum while she graded their tests."

"Ooh, that's a professor I'd loved to have back in my day." Denise whispered as she stroked her cocks as Eloise kept on reading, the shark's immense lengths sandwiched between her colossal tits, wrapped oh so snugly and kept warm as those mounds were trapped by a belt that wrapped around the back, held in place by two rings on her nipples. Eloise shot her a glare and she shut up.

"And that's exactly when she met another professor whom she knew very well, a friend of hers in the Archaeology department, the most handsome raptor with the nicest feathers and the fattest pair of breeder balls she'd ever had the joy of licking clean." Eloise huffed as she frotted against the staff and Carol started reading her part.

"Devin looked at the dragoness cuffed to the desk, pen in hand and papers scattered all over the wooden surface as a studly member of the college football team rammed his massive cock inside her pussy over and over." The goat whined and cupped her tits, her stiff nipple attempting to remove the pasty all by itself as it got stiffer. "He looked at her and placed before her a box, a box covered in esoteric symbols and mysterious words, its smell odd, one that reminded him of a wonderfully sweaty ass right after a gym workout yet far more alluring. His lips curled as Andrea purred and grabbed his big fat knotted shaft and started sucking on it, his pre ruining the papers of a dozen students as she drooled all over them..."

"Ahh fuck..." Ginny whined, her cock throbbing and swelling visibly as her balls churned, dropping lower and lower with palpable speed. "MMh sorry girls, my hubby put a vibrator in my pussy this morning and... ohh crap..." She huffed and clacked her beak, firing a dozen or so shots of pure cum all over the place without so much as a touch to her sizeable length. "... he's been teasing me all day..." The toucan chirped and leaned back, waiting for the buzzing to stop. "K-k-keep going, sorry..."

"The proposition he had brought her..." Carol looked at the toucan and smiled, but kept reading her part without stopping even as she started moaning again and arched her back, painting the wall behind in fat ropes of thick spunk as her balls grew to the size of the beasts that Denise sported. "... was a wonderful one, that much he was sure of: to decipher the symbols on the box, study the message and find a powerful relic he'd been in search of for years. As much as he had worked, he just couldn't find a way to understand those cryptic runes yet Andrea would be able to do it: she was smart, knew a dozen ancient languages just as well as she knew how to suck cock and grade papers at the same time. He offered her to split half the loot they'd find and to knock her up twice as payment for her services." Carol grunted at the last part, her shaft twitching. Her part ended and she handed the turn back to Eloise.

Things kept going like this for a good half an hour as the group moved through the storyline, each taking turns to read to avoid getting a sore throat and to voice specific characters according to each of the costumes they wore. Throughout the entire time, Ginny often broke in moans and pants as the vibrator lodged deep in her muff made her squirm and cum without much in the way of warnings or anything else. Eventually she couldn't bear it anymore and decided to call for a break and squatted on the table, putting her experience as former stripper and office relief manager in action: with her legs spread wide, cock in full view and tail raised, the toucan stroked her shaft, balancing herself on her talons with great skill as she flexed her muscles, her pussy gently squirting all over the cookies, giving them yet another glaze, her folds wet and slick. She huffed, rolling her eyes back, stopping with her stroking to get on all fours on the coffee table, bracing herself as she started pushing hard, her pussy gushing like a broken faucet, her talons wiggling and twitching madly with every squeeze of her inner flesh until, with a loud moan and a louder splat of a fat load, a vibrator the size of a cantaloupe was pushed out of her egg canal, leaving her gaping, gasping and cumming for a good couple minutes, her writhing making the cum-filled vase drop on the floor, not shattering only thanks to Carol's quick reflexes. Once the matter of the vibrator was over, the story began moving at a more brisk pace.

"And with a final pump of Devin's cock with Andrea's tongue lodged deep in his ass, one final shot landed onto the box, completely covering it in cum and thus finally sating the ancient seal, breaking the lock. Andrea kissed him with the taste of ass still heavy on her tongue as they watched the mysterious metal melt as if ice under the sun, revealing a small statue inside. Andrea frowned, not recognizing the style of the statue nor the words upon it nor why the room suddenly smelled heavily of lube and leather. Before she could ask anything to her partner nor to the other members of the expedition she'd hired, the statue started to glow and move, almost alive." Eloise stopped, finally able to put her cock staff to good use: she grabbed a bottle of lube and dunked it on the plastic spire, making the room smell indeed like the syrupy liquid, adding to the realism. She made Dana get up as the tiger read the lines of the intrepid adventurer.

"We seek the knowledge of the Ancient Ones... ohhmhhh..." Dana had started her line with great confidence but moments later the dragoness started rubbing the five foot long staff against her ass and pussy, immediately taking over the narration.

"Several tentacles erupted from the statue, stretching longer and longer, slick with unnaturally produced lube, immediately darting forth and trapping the adventurer and her equipe in many squirming tendrils, one sliding between Andrea's fat ass, poking at her slutty slutty donut and pussy and... slid in..." With a light push, Eloise made the fake cock get in her friend's muff, sliding in a good foot with ease, making the tiger's own twitch and gush all over Denise's face. "And with a voice that came from the depths of sanity, the statue asked the explorer what her motivation was for awakening it."

"MMhh... We see-seek the... oh gods..." Dana was squirming hard, trying to focus on the script as her friend pumped a foot of fat horsecock up her snatch all the while. The resulting lines were a mess of moans, grunts and whines and splattering cum and juices, but Eloise did not hold back at all, focusing on keeping up her side of the story with dutiful arousal. "... and so we ask for help... to the... Ancient Ones... mhhhehahha..."

"The spirits required further sacrifices for her question, Andrea's body wasn't close to being enough by itself..." Eloise looked at Denise who was ready and couldn't hold back. "And through the tentacles emerged a huge figure, that of a squirming mass of muscles and cocks and teeth in the form of an otherworldly shark of huge size who immediately grabbed Devin by the wrists and pinned him in place." Denise licked her lips as she sat on Carol's lap, making the chair creak and protest as the shark's ass sandwiched the lamb's fat cock, her own spires slapping the smaller herm in the face with each throb. "The statue demanded the male explorer's body as well, spreading his legs wide as more tentacles prodded his ass, making him whine as his past as public cock polisher for a gym resurface. He huffed, protesting and asking if there was another way to pay the debt but as the tentacled shark lifted him up..." Denise effortlessly lifted the small Carol up and held her in place as the pause made everyone stop stroking their cocks and watch as the goat's pussy oozed juices over the twin lengths beneath, making them glisten. "... and then plunged him down, his ass spreading over the mystic cocks like butter around a hot knife, clearly highlighting his sordid past." And Carol went down, bleating loudly as she was speared on her friend's massive cocks, cumming all over the shark's tits as her own length was sandwiched between those soft, monumental pillows. Cum rained down on Denise as Carol buried her head in shark breasts and muffled her screams of pleasure while Eloise kept on reading, still thrusting the staff in Dana's slick muff while the tiger stuttered and interrupted her speech over and over again.

The others broke in a full masturbation fest, each stroking themselves or their neighbour, hands gliding over fat cocks, soft pillowy tits, mouths latching onto stiff, turgid, steel-hard nipples. As the noises in the living room grew higher, messier and hornier, books were dropped to free hands for more stroking, groping, squeezing and milking, costumes discarded and tossed on the floor to be soaked in fresh spunk wherever they landed. The only two who were still putting up the act were Eloise and Dana who, with great determination, finally reached the end of the five lines she'd been trying to read for the past twenty minutes. Eloise crumbled first, using her tail to keep pumping the plastic staff into her friend as she moved to her front and opened her mouth, swallowing a dozen or so inches of thick tiger cock without so much as a hint of gag reflex, welcoming the next cumshot into her gullet before pushing down, her stomach breached by a gushing shaft as her own slapped Dana's balls from beneath and painted them with thick lewd cockprints over and over, the impacts making the tiger cum a little harder. Dana tossed the book down, her cummy paw stomping over it as she grabbed the dragoness' head and pushed her deeper along her cock, hips thrusting back and forth, facefucking the owner of the house while an orgy raged on around them. Denise pinned the intrepid hero to the wall, cracking the paint lightly as her fat, dense nuts left bigger marks on the wall, sweaty imprints of her sack growing deeper and muskier with each thrust in the goat's holes. The shark murred around Carol's cock, sucking on the thick length while she piledrived her own into the smaller herm over and over, cum raining down between their legs. Ginny and Kathryn were busy stuffing each other's sheath with their lengths, bloating those soft, pliable, stretchy cock holsters over and over, the mare's whinnies rising above the chorus of moans and grunts around her just as a misguided thrust forced the toucan's cock to breach into the horse's flare and slip inside her cum pipe, making the little avian start thrusting inside Kathryn's cock as if it were a cheap fleshlight.

"Evening girls!" The door opened and a studly dragon walked in, removing the small yet stylish tie he had at his neck, the only thing he wore, hanging it on the coat rack as if it was an actual outfit and not just one small part of it. The second he watched the orgy in the living room, an orgy of which his wife was at the centre of it all, he smiled and huffed, the reek of cocks, balls, cum and milk making his sheath swell, twitch and let out two already immense horsecocks, rivers of precum bubbling from his flares down onto the quad nuts swaying below his knees. "Hey Anthony, how's the club going tonight?"

"Pretty good I'd say." The younger male dragon rushed to meet his father, hugging the hulking seven feet tall beast, burying his face in thick pecs as his shaft was sandwiched between his sire's far bigger, thicker and juicier pair. "Auntie Kathryn was very very pent up so mom asked me to blow her a few times."

"That poor woman..." Elther sighed and then kissed his son, tasting the mare's cock, cum and ball sweat on his tongue as well as the far more familiar taste of the young one's own length which meant that his son had been having fun by himself for a good while. "And poor you! I know the club is quite hard on you."

"It's fine." Anthony huffed and nuzzled his father's flares, snorting deeply and detecting the scents and flavours of at least a dozen of the older dragon's employees upon that thick flesh.

"Well, how about we turn this into a guys' night then? Some father and son bonding time by ourselves so that we can leave the girls alone?" He grabbed Anthony's cock and stroked it gently, making the young one moan and huff, thrusting into his soft grip. "We can go out, get dinner at that nice new bar with the cock milkers set up under the tables... I know you like them a lot." Anthony moaned loudly as his father kept on jerking him off in the entrance of the house. "And after we could go visit that massage place mom mentioned: I heard the full package includes a rimming session as well as deep fisting to loosen up your muscles and gosh if I need some of that." This time it was his turn to huff and moan like a whore, his tailhole twitching as his tail rose, revealing a donut that was far too puffy and far too soft to be fitting for his otherwise domineering attitude, showing what really happened in the bedroom. "Your mother is definitely going to wreck my ass this week."

"Dad! Gross!" Anthony groaned and rolled his eyes.

"What? It's not like she doesn't come into your bedroom and starts stuffing your rump every other morning." Elther chuckled and grabbed his son and walked out, cocks throbbing in the open air as he led the young male's by the flare like a naughty kid.

"Mmhhh someone said something?" The instant the door closed Eloise's head popped up from a sea of asses and limbs, looking around for the familiar voices of her husband and son but finding neither.

"Yeah I said to get back here, you slut." Denise huffed and grabbed the dragoness' head, dragging it back in between her cheeks and moaning immediately as she felt a thick tongue lap at her pucker, teasing the soft inner flesh. She stroked her cocks as Kathryn and Carol sucked on one each, trying to deepthroat their immense size with results ranging great to amazing to criminally good as the dragoness ate her ass out with a passion normally reserved for kisses with her husband. "So whose turn is it for next week?"