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Chapter IV: Package of Fun

Star woke me up with a big yawn, and I leaned over to him. "G'morning sleepyhead" Star said. "It's about time you woke up."

"Well it's hard to wake up when you sleep well next to your best friend" I said. He let out a small giggle, and then confessed he had just woken up a minute ago. Being flooded with the ecstasy of childhood love, I had not realized I haven't been home in nearly two days until I heard the distant shouting of my name.

"That must be your parents" Star deducted. "You should probably go."

"Yeah," I confirmed. "I really should, shouldn't I?" I stood up and took a good two minutes to stretch. Then I leaned in to kiss him and went on my way. From the back of my head I could tell he was sitting there, watching me, admiring me, and I would do the same if it were not for the many vines and branches sticking out from the snow. When I found my parents, they dragged me by the ear so hard it felt like it would fall off. It was not the "We missed you so much" I was expecting. Frustrated, I started to pitch a fit but quickly stopped because it just made it worse.

When we got back to the cave, I was grounded for a week; and I wasn't allowed a lunch. They noticed my stomach rumbling as I had not eaten since I left, and they offered me one last lunch. I was furious at them, but I was also very hungry so hesitantly agreed. While they were away, I heard a knock on the door. I sat there for a minute, waiting for one of my dads to answer it. Then I remembered they left, so after they knocked again I went up to answer it.

"Hey," the mailman started. "You look way to young for one of these toys"

"Well my parents are out." I said. Wondering why I would be too young, as I already had many toys in my room, I was about to ask why when he interrupted me.

"Well, I guess..." he said before handing me the package. When he left, out of a combination of fury at my dads and just plain curiosity, I took the package to my room. After I struggled to open it and take out the packing foam, I saw a white stick. Upon closer inspection, I saw it looked like a disembodied penis. It horrified me why my dads would want this. Then I feared that they didn't want it, but they were in debt with a mob boss who really meant business. But then I let out a sigh of relief when I saw a label reading "Made in China".

All of the sudden I heard the doorknob shaking. I was frozen, terrified that it would be my parents, and I couldn't put everything away in time. I was sort of relieved when Star came in, except that now Star was here. I haven't told my parents about him yet and I doubt they would approve of me keeping a stray rabbit. "What are you doing here?" I asked, rather offensively.

"I think a better question is why haven't you ever invited me here?" He said smugly. I explained about how I don't think they would approve. "Well they're bound to find out eventually," he said. "And if by now you haven't told them it would just be better for them to find out themselves".

"I guess so..." I said, still obviously unsure.

"Good." Star said. "So what's all this?" It took me a minute to realize he meant the package, as I was still thinking about how my parents would react.

"To be honest I don't really know." I said. "But I do know it's my parents' and we should take it in my room before they get back." After we took it to my room and threw away the foam, I put it on the floor so we could both examine it. This time a switch on the end had caught my eye, and after he saw I was looking at it he reached to flip it. Having no idea what it would do, I relaxed when all it did was vibrate. Without saying a word, Star started to stick it in his mouth.

"Well it tastes like hot plastic." He said. "And I don't think it could make milk." After hesitantly trying with his nose and ears, we both knew what was next. My eyes went from the machine to Star's butt, and then to his eyes. I could tell he was scared and wanted me to help. I slowly got up, took the machine from his hands, and walked behind him. As he pulled his pants down, I realized I haven't seen his butt before, and I couldn't help but notice how it was curved so well and smile. After half a minute of looking at it, Star asked "Are you gonna do it?" clearly still not sure if he wanted me to do it myself. I pushed his ice-cream soft cheeks apart and slowly put it up to his hole. I slowly tried to push harder because it wouldn't go in, but I noticed the pained look in his eyes and stopped. "Well," Star began, glaring at the machine and then the big bulge in his pants, "I think it was meant for that."