Jingle Bells, COPPA Locks by EmeraldiatheKitty

Jingle Bells, COPPA Locks

A Christmas Song Jingle Bells Parody of COPPA.

Last Year, YouTube complies with COPPA marked "Made for Kids" Content.

I'll be Posting to Pixiv Later.

Harshing through the internet

and a Child's Account Closed.

Oh the mrs. fields we no

Bratting all the internet

Andrew Smith created COPPA

Making accounts locked.

but why is the COPPA Complied

to the Websites Oh

Jingle bells, COPPA Locks,

Tracking on the Kids

Oh, why no it is to Lock Account

and the Kid is Underage User, hey!

Jingle bells, COPPA Locks,

Tracking on the Kids

Oh, why no it is to Lock Account

and the Kid is Underage User hey

Now children will be Safe Forever

Joining the 13+ Websites that are too young

Getting a bailed fine is $40,000

saying "Try YouTube kids app".

Which results in YouTube

marking "Made for Kids Content"

you won't create a new account

And you will be screwed

Oh, Jingle bells, COPPA Locks,

Tracking on the Kids

Oh, why no it is to Lock Account

and the Kid is Underage User, hey!

Jingle bells, COPPA Locks,

Tracking on the Kids

Oh, why no it is to Lock Account

and the Kid is Underage User hey!