Luck of the Irish (Requested Story)

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#77 of 2022 Shorts

A local Alpha Romeo meets his match and quickly learns his new place in the hookup ecosystem.


This is a work of fiction. Unless otherwise indicated, all the names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents in this story are either the product of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. All characters are of legal and consenting age, likewise if you are reading this story, you should be of legal age in your respective country.

All characters are my own creation, any resemblance to existing characters is purely coincidental and not intentional, please do not use them without permission. If you would like to use them in a story, please feel free to send me a PM either as Inja on SoFurry or TheRealInja on FA. As always, I am open to new story ideas or situations with existing characters as well.

The horrible "Irish" accent is all my fault and I accept full blame and responsibility for it :D Story idea and request from Porcupain, inspired by the awesome image ref found here https://e621.net/posts/426164?q=meesh+shemale

The characters in the story below are not Meesh's but my own creations, I actually don't even know if they are anyone's OC's so I apologize in advance if this oversteps any boundaries, especially the super talented artists responsible for such an awesome image.

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Richard "Romeo" Parker sat at the bar; the handsome grey wolf leaned casually back against the old dark oak counter as he scoped out the dozens of new faces all celebrating St. Patrick's Day in his favourite hunting grounds. The front of his denims were already starting to tent at all the skimpy outfits on display, just like Halloween, some women took any excuse to dress slutty and he loved it. There was so much to look at, he felt like his eyes were going to fall out of his head from overuse. Then he spotted her, like a beacon in the night, demanding his attention. Her brilliant snow-white fur contrasted by her bright, almost glowing red hair. With his prey targeted and seemingly alone, she was a prime candidate for his undeniable charm.

The grey wolf slid from his seat with a dancer's grace, winding his way through the crowd without spilling so much as a drop of the two full draughts of Guiness he'd specially ordered. Without even bothering to ask if she was in fact alone, or if she even minded if he joined her, Romeo sat himself down in a chair right beside the stunning ivory furred collie lass. Now close enough to see she had gorgeous deep blue eyes as well, she looked like something out of an artists fantasy.

"You looked thirsty" Richard offered with a smile as he nudged the drink toward the surprised looking woman.

"I'm no...at least no as thursty as you" She countered with a disinterested sigh.

"Is that an Irish accent I hear? Even more reason to drink, celebrate your heritage!" The wolf insisted with his most charming smile.

"A gentleman would ah least give his name before trying te force somethin' into a woman's maw, y'know" she once again countered his charm effortlessly.

"I'm Richard Parker, but my friends...and lovers, call me Romeo" The wolf answered with a smug smile and a shrug of his shoulders before taking a long draw from his Guiness.

"Dick...I'd say nice te meet you, buh it's still too early for tha'" the collie lass stated bluntly.

"What might the name of the beautiful visage before me be then?" Undaunted, the wolf pressed on, merely giving a suggestive wink at being referred to as Dick.

"Byrne" the collie relied, finally reaching out for the offered drink.

"Nice to meet you, Bryne!" Romeo grinned as she reached for the Guiness.

"No Bryne, Byrne...as in "I'll Byrne yer house an all yer belongings if you fuck wit me", hmm?" she stated flatly with a challenging grin and look in her eyes. As if to cement the fact she wasn't a pushover, Byrne took the Guiness draught and downed the entire glass in one go, without so much as pausing for a breath.

"Damn..." Romeo muttered as he watched her display, noting that she may as well have downed a glass of water for all it affected the collie. She was as alert and focused as ever, but at least she had spirit and would make for a good and entertaining notch in his belt.

The rest of the afternoon and leading into the night was spent with Romeo flirting with the collie girl while she rebuked him. Undaunted and intent on making his score, the wolf continued until he saw that he was beginning to finally wear Byrne down. Or rather, all the Guiness draughts were, as soon as he managed to make her laugh at one of his corny jokes, he knew he was in.

By the time it was last call at The Brazen Head, Byrne had warmed up substantially to the wolf and was even clinging to his arm in such a manner that he could feel the swell of her barely covered breasts pressing against him. Along with Byrne leaning her head against his shoulder, he had quite a good vantage point down her cleavage, when she caught him staring and all she did was grin, Romeo knew it was time to make his move. Gently tilting her muzzle upward, he leaned down to kiss her, the collie resisted at first, but then she began to melt against his lips. Richard grinned to himself; knowing she was his for the taking.

"Let's get out of here?" He asked with a leer.

"Mah place is just rown' the corner..." Byrne replied with a complicit grin.

Even better, he wouldn't have to wait long before he was balls deep in the beautiful collie bitch! Grabbing their coats at the front door, the wolf and collie headed out into the cool night air. Walking side by side towards Byrne's apartment a block or two down the way, all the while Richard palmed and groped at her shapely buttocks, imagining all the illicit things he was about to do to it.

In no time at all they were at Byrne's apartment and on her bed making out, his hands slipping under her top and groping at her breasts as she caressed over the bulge in his jeans. The wolf growled with growing arousal as the collie seemed almost as eager as he was for this. Leaning back a bit as he reluctantly removed his hands from her tits, Richard fished around in his pocket to retrieve a little square foil package before grinning at the collie. "I always come prepared!"

"We'll save thah for la'er, first a bi' oh fun" Byrne growled back just as playfully as she straddled his lap, taking the condom form him and setting it aside as she began grinding her pert behind against his trapped bulge. Her soft hands caressed up under his shirt, scratching at his soft furred chest beneath before she pushed it up and off the wolf. While his hands were raised to slip out of his top, the collie grinned as she tugged on an until now unseen red strap attached to her wrought iron headboard and began to cinch the attached padded bracers about his wrists.

"Oh, you're a kinky one, aren't you?" Richard huffed playfully as he let her fasten the padded cuffs to his wrists, before giving a tug and noting how strong the strap was. His struggling against the restraints quickly died down when Byrne lifted her top up and off as well, baring her full bust capped with little perked pink nipples to him. The wolf stared almost mesmerized by the perky mounds slowly rising and falling as the collie heatedly breathed in and out.

With a playful growl Byrne began to shuffle backward along his legs as she leaned down to nip and kiss her way lower across his chest, down to his toned abdominals and further below. Her fingers tugging at his belt and zipper as she worked his jeans down and off eventually, soon leaving the wolf completely bare.

"Ooh, a big boy..." Byrne cooed softly as she nuzzled at the twitching and pulsating thick pink length now laying exposed before her. Her hot breath tickling at Richard's crotch as he watched with baited breath, not daring to speak up for risk of breaking the magic of the moment. As if watching the first few flakes of snow descend from the heavens, Richard watched intently as Byrne grasped his length, gently tugging and lifting it skyward, just as her soft white maw descended down and over it. The slick warmth engulfing him completely, earning a loud groan of appreciation from the bound wolf.

This was quickly turning into the best St. Patrick's Day ever! Not only had he managed to go home with a stunning Irish lass, but the collie really knew how to suck dick too. The way she was rolling and playing with his balls as she trapped his cocktip between her incisors while her tongue lashed against his tip was driving Richard wild. He normally prided himself on having more staying power than this, but Byrne was driving him crazy and he needed to cum so badly right then.

"Wha...where are you going?" Richard panted and whined as she suddenly pulled her maw from his twitching and drooling cock, so close to climax it stood rock hard and pulsing in his lap and lower belly.

"I jus need te freshen up before we get te the main event" Byrne replied, grinning as she retrieved the foil square and winked at him suggestively.

"Oh, I see. Well hurry up and don't keep me waiting" the wolf huffed and grinned at her, watching how her pert behind shifted beneath her shorts while she padded away and into the bathroom attached to her bedroom. Richard watched eagerly as she began to push her pants down and off, baring her shapely white cheeks to him and they were even better nude than he could've imagined, even the brief hint of pink he caught under her tail looked incredibly tight, something he couldn't wait to help rectify. He saw Byrne grinning at him in the mirror as she ripped the condom wrapper open with her teeth, the action confusing him for a moment. "What the fuck?"

"Oh, a wee bi' small for me" Byrne commented as she slipped the lubricated condom down over her own stiff length, turning back to face the suddenly afraid looking and bound wolf. The slick opaque rubber clung like a too tight second skin to the collies thick red tapered length, tighter than she was used to. With a malicious grin she padded back into her bedroom toward Romeo, her turgid shaft bobbing ominously before her and leading the way.

"Keep that the fuck away from me!" Richard growled at Byrne climbing up onto the bed and crawling back into his lap; sitting down on his thighs as she let her length rest right up against his. With a smug little grin, she reached down to grasp both lengths in her hands to stroke slowly.

"Yours is big, buh mine is bigger" Byrne noted as she pointed out their differences. She was not only longer, but girthier as well. Where Richard had no sheath or knot, she did. Her cock was more canine compared to his bare rounded member, with her length sporting a few eager and throbbing veins to add a little texture to her otherwise smooth shaft. "I know you've been stalkin those huntin grounds fer a while now, nailing everythin with a heartbeat. But they're mine now, you're not going te stick yer dick in anymore women from thah bar, go' it?" the collie growled and leaned in to press a mocking kiss to the arrogant wolf's lips.

"Or what?" Richard snarled back defiantly, soon regretting his words as Byrne shifted about and wrestled one of his legs up between her breasts and over her shoulder while straddling the other thigh. Despite her being smaller than him, she was surprisingly strong and Richard found he couldn't break free of her grip on him. "Wait...no...please...I yield..." he stammered as she grasped her cock and pushed down against its stiffness, dragging the tapered point of her length down along the side of his cock, over his aching balls and lower until she wedged it right up against his tightly clenched pucker.

"Good bitch" Byrne mocked before she rolled her hips forward to sink an inch or two of her lubricated condom covered dick into the snarling and bound wolf below.

"Take it out, please!" Romeo whined as he felt her begin to enter him, already his virgin pucker was starting to burn and ache from the unwanted intrusion.

"Wha's the ma'er, big boy. Can dish it, buh not take it?" Byrne mocked, shifting her seat forward a little as she said the word "take" and forced another couple inches of thick collie cock into the whining wolf. "I know whah you wanted te do te my ass earlier, how does it feel being on the receiving end?"

"Fuck you!" Richard huffed and snarled, gritting his teeth as more and more of the collie's thick shaft slowly and inexorably descended under his tail and filled him past what he thought he could take.

"Sorry pup, I'm more of a giver than a taker" Byrne replied, giving a suggestive grind of her knot against his well stretched tail hole as she bottomed out in the delightfully clenching wolfs ass. Without waiting for him to adjust, she began to withdraw a few inches, waiting for that little sign of relief when she had taken enough dick out of him, only to suddenly reverse direction and hilt her latest little bitch again, resisting the urge to laugh at the pathetic little whimpers it got from the wolf.

"No..don't...stop that!" Richard whined and snarled as Byrne reached down between his spread thighs, giving his balls a little squeeze before her fingers moved higher to grip about his bouncing cock. With malicious glee the collie began to stroke his thick pink length, paying special attention to the sensitive underside of his rounded cocktip while she rubbed her soft thumbpad against it constantly.

"Wha's the ma'er, afraid te cum while you have a dick in yer ass?" She mocked, noting the sudden slickness starting to collect on her fingers as she stroked at the wolf. His length starting to throb and pulse harder as he whined pitifully, precum drooling in long sticky strands from his tip while she rutted him slow and deep.

S...stop...please!" He whined with a note of urgency, but Byrne didn't stop. She just kept on toying with his length while stuffing her own under his tail, until finally it happened. "No!" Richard cried out as he started to climax, his white, hot seed firing uselessly across the collie's pale blue and teal duvet.

"Bad dog! Look at the mess you made on mah bed!" Byrne growled down at the panting wolf, releasing his still spurting length to instead caress his twitching and jumping orbs. "Still feels like ye have at least one more in ye, let's see if ye need me stroking yer dick te get it out, hmm?" The look of horror on Richard's face was priceless, a mixture between wanting to beg for mercy or just outright cry.

Romeo grunted as Byrne pulled herself free of his ass before she gripped his tail to flip him over and onto his knees, after dropping his leg off of her shoulder. The wolf found himself suddenly on his knees on the bed, his tail gripped and yanked up out the way while Byrne lined herself up with him again. He knew it was pointless to beg at this point, now resigned to his fate as she began to pull on his tail to sink the wolf back down onto her waiting cock. At first it felt just as unpleasant this time as the first had, at least until she shifted about behind him to almost crouch over his backside while gripping about his waist. When the collie started to buck down into him, her hips dropping with a heavy clap against his cheeks each time, Richard felt jolts of unwanted pleasure every time she ground the underside of her cock against his prostate.

"There she is..." Byrne panted into his ear before biting down on the sensitive flap of flesh. The collie could feel how he clenched around her every time she struck that magic spot inside him, growling dominantly into his ear as she began to rut him hard and fast.

"No..no..no..." Richard yelped and whined, each word punctuated by a firm clap of Byrne's hips against his behind. He could feel it happening again, that burning sensation growing just behind his balls. Even though he'd been made to cum once already, the damn collie bitch was forcing him towards another and this time without even touching his own cock!

"Almos...there..." Byrne huffed and growled into the wolfs ear trapped in her jaws. She could tell he was trying to hold back and not cum; it would be far too demeaning for the alpha wolf to be made to climax while being fucked in the ass like this. But she wasn't about to give him a choice, with a firm buck against his aching behind, the collie began to grind firmly against his stretched opening. Richard was too busy concentrating on not cumming to notice what was happening under his tail, not until he felt himself being stretched well beyond what he thought his limits were. Feeling like his poor little pucker had been stretched paper thin and would tear at any moment, the collies knot popped past his opening to lock her thick cock in place.

"Good bitch" she cooed out to him as she gave a testing tug back on her knot, feeling how tightly Romeo was clenching down behind the large bulb of flesh, she wasn't going anywhere anytime soon. Not that she cared, the way he was whining and squirming only pleasuring her more until with a low groan, Byrne began to cum inside the wolf.

"What the fuck..." He continued to whine, but only more confused as he felt the collie's cock inside him begin to pulse and jump as she obviously began to cum inside him. Thankfully the condom seemed to be holding back the collies mess so she wouldn't taint him any further than she already had, but that was only part of his concern. More concerning was the feeling of her length twitching and jumping inside him had set off his second climax, Richard snarled as he tried to resist it, but it was useless. His untouched cock also began to jump and pulse hard as he climaxed. He hated his body right then as he found he was so rock hard that his cock stood straight up against his belly, letting him feel every messy spurt of his traitorous seed mark his belly and all the way down to his chest.

"I'm honestly tempted te slap a collar on you an keep you as a pet" Byrne mumbled as she lay limp against his back, her hips idly grinding against the wolfs backside.

"Fuck off..." He snarled back.

"Okay..." She replied simply, sitting up behind him and beginning to tug her still swollen knot out of the wolf, laughing as he whined and growled the entire time until finally, with a lewd "shlurp" sound it popped free. Byrne admired her handiwork for a moment as she gently rubbed her thumb under the wolfs tail, lightly tracing around his slightly gaped opening. With another wet slurp, the collie tugged the used condom off of her cock before reaching beneath the wolf and slipping it on over his still twitching length, giving his softening cock a few squeezes to almost milk his seed to join hers. Satisfied with this last humiliation, she climbed off the bed and padded back toward her bathroom.

"Are you going to let me go now?" Richard asked as he watched Byrne retreat to her bathroom again, lifting the lid of her toilet before relieving herself.

"Why would I do thah? It's no even light outside yeh, besides...ye can still walk..." The collie grinned broadly at the wolf, watching as his tail curled defensively down between his legs at hearing her words.