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The Yiff Before Christmas (or, A visit from Saint Slick)

Twas' the night before Christmas and all round the pole,

The does waited for Rudolf, to come fill their hole.

For Rudolf, like Santa, had a curious plight;

He could cum but just only on Christmas Eve night.

And by Christmas his balls were so big and so round

And too swollen from spooge to get off the ground.

And so on Christmas Eve, his nose shining bright,

He came to get his sac drained, to lighten his flight.

Rudolf strode into the grove, a magnificent sight,

With his black leather harness, strapped oh so tight.

His great balls rubbed together; he fondled his prick.

It was as long as his arm, and almost as thick.

The first doe was so eager to ease his trip south,

That she took his first load with his cock in her mouth.

The second doe to draw near was chubby and plump,

And she twerked as she bent down, to show off her rump.

The third was much slimmer with tits perky and high,

And he filled her with spooge as she screamed at the sky.

Soon the does were all spent as the night did unfold

Yet to Rudolf's dismay, he still had one load.

Then a reindeer stepped forth who was not like the rest

It had no doe vagina; it had no doe breasts.

It was dressed in tight stockings, high heels and a thong.

But under those panties ... there grew something long

"You can call me Scarlet; and I've a penis, it's true.

But I'm more than enough doe for the likes of you."

Then Scarlet leaned on a tree, pulled off her thong,

Lifted her tail up, and said, "Now hop on".

His cock was nutcracker stiff, his balls in a twist.

Still, that hole looked more enticing than a fap with his fist.

Rudolf tried to ignore the balls hanging below.

And he shoved his cock in as far as it would go.

Her moans and her motions, they helped set the pace,

As he thrust with his hips and held onto her waist.

Her butt was so firm, and her ass was so tight

That Rudolf was sure he would get drained that night.

Then he came with such force that he started to call,

"Now flay away, shoot away, cum away all!"

Rudolf's sac was soon emptied enough to get off the ground,

And he thanked dear Sweet Scarlet, with a quick reach around

Scarlet turned about, as he pulled out his prick

Then she nuzzled his cock and gave it a lick.

"I've had Dasher and Dancer and Prancer." She said.

"Donner and Blitzen, I gave them both head."

"I've had both Comet and Cupid up against the wall,

But you, my dear Rudolf, have out-yiffed them all."

Rudolf smiled and gave Scarlet a pat on the thigh

Then he adjusted his harness, and shot up in the sky

And she heard him exclaim, as he flew out of sight

"Merry Christmas to all, and all get yiffed tonight"