Taco Bell
#1 of lolwut?
Your carriage floats to my window
Sweet perfume fills my nose
Close to perfection, my selection
that nobody knows.
Because
you are my secret,
my late night escape
folded with expertise
in your paper cape.
The bell is still lit, my meaty prince
Don't leave me here just yet
Let's dance the night, our lives away
and not reflect on how we met.
A lover so complex, all sides that brought you fame
Every single layer that sets my heart aflame.
Oh Capsaicin, make the fire rise!
It heats my face, it hurts my eyes
Nobody could love your harmful nature quite as I do.
My cheesy master, My bean-filled lord;
You are beyond compare
Finely crafted, soft as silk
Nobody is as fair.
God stood from his throne,
His proclamation shook the sky.
In his hand, ingredients shone
Too holy for bare eye.
"A gift from the heavens
Sin, it will never know.
I bestow to you, with fire sauce
Beefy five layer Burrito."