Anthrocon Fur Libs 2022 2: The Birds, the Beasts, and the (Platypus)
#2 of Anthrocon FurLibs
#2 of Anthrocon 2022 FurLibs
The second of two strange stories that were created during the Anthrocon 2022 Charity FurLibs panel.
Attendees bid with donations on which words would be put into slots, then the result was read aloud to the whole group. Enjoy this craziness!
The Birds, the Beasts, and the (Platypus)
The Birds waged a (Twerking) war with the Beasts, and every year a different group took home the coveted (Moist) (Varnish Milkshake) trophy. A Platypus, fearing for his (bubbling) reputation depending on who won the final tournament always (exploded) in a different (jockstrap) on the side which he felt was the (volitile)est. When it was proclaimed that a (Fyre Fest) scandal ended the competition, his (amazing and indescribable) conduct was apparent to both teams of (Twerkers). Therefore being (dethroned) by each team for his (corpsicle), he was driven forth from the light of day, and henceforth concealed himself in (agonizing) hiding places, flying always (voluptuous) and at night.
Moral: He who plays both (molten squirrels in retirement homes) against the middle winds up (farfetched and furry.)