Anthrocon Fur Libs 2022 1: The Tapeworm and the Hyena
#1 of Anthrocon FurLibs
The first of two strange stories that were created during the Anthrocon 2022 Charity FurLibs panel.
Attendees bid with donations on which words would be put into slots, then the result was read aloud to the whole group. Enjoy this craziness!
The (Tapeworm) and the (Hyena)
Once there was a (Tapeworm) who wanted more than anything to attend Anthrocon. He'd even planned to meet up with his (step-cousin) a (Hyena) who was a popufur (sculptor). They were to share a room in order to save on (Resource) and the (Tapeworm) agreed to fill the room with (Goldfish) and (Sangria) and (WhiteClaw). In return the popufur (Hyena) was going to make 3 (Sculptures) and might also (Hula Hoop) with him.
However, when she arrived, the (Hyena) hadn't completed any of the promised work. The (Tapeworm) was (enraged) because he'd spent a lot of time (Doing Dishes) in order to pay for all those snacks and drinks, as well as the time it took to in order to acquire them. The popufur (Hyena) swore that it was no big deal. That she could could easily complete the work in 3 (days) during the convention. Meanwhile she went out to Furryland every day and (Pickling) every night of the convention. The work was never done, and even then, the popufur (Hyena) swore she would have it done shortly after the convention. The poor (Tapeworm) even had to try and take everything home, in addition to several (Urinals) that the (Hyena) left in their room.
A whole 3 weeks after the convention, the promised works still weren't done. When the (Tapeworm) tried to reach out to the popufur (Hyena) on (Awooer) the social media where they talked, she did not respond.
The moral of the story: Never (fursuit) your (Unicycles) before they've (dabbed)