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Izzy takes part in a magic show.
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Natural Performers
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As soon as Izzy felt the warm stage lights on the back of his head, he instinctively turned towards them. Obviously, the rabbit's eyes wouldn't have been prepared even if he hadn't been sitting in the darkness for the last twenty-or-so minutes. He winced and jammed his eyes shut, trying to shield himself from the worst of it. It was like being jolted back to reality, and he was getting cold feet now that he could see that dark sea of audience members applauding his bravery.
"Don't worry," Lux said to him, sotto-voce, "you'll get used to it."
Turning to the audience again, the wah spoke with a booming baritone.
"Welcome our next brave participant on stage everyone!"
Izzy allowed himself to smile as the panda put a paw on his shoulder. Now that he was up close to the stocky, smiling magician, he felt more at ease. Lux smelled great, too. A mixture of lime and cedar wafted into Izzy's nostrils; he reckoned it was a cologne of some kind.
It was distractingly pleasant.
"So what's your name?" Lux asked.
"Izzy," he mumbled nervously, aware that his voice was not reaching past the front row.
"Nice to meet you Izzy!" Lux continued their patter as they played with the rolled-up sleeves of their shirt. "Are you here alone or with friends?"
"Actually, uh...." Izzy looked to the other side of the stage. "Yeah, I'm with her."
"Oh really?"
Lux turned towards stage left, where their last volunteer still sat in the middle of a set of three chairs. Nikki, the lavender and white furred feline, was slumped forward, her dark hair draped messily around her head. In one hand, she held a little pink rose quartz pendulum, holding just it a bit above her head, letting it dangle to and fro for her sleepy, swirling eyes to follow. Her other hand was between her spread legs, and she was idly rubbing her vulva. Her chest was rising and falling, and her face was blank.
"Oh, so you wanna make sure she's really under? Hang on a sec."
Lux bounded over to guide an errant bang of hair away from Nikki's eyes, before stroking a finger under her chin.
"You okay down there? Hypnoslut says what?"
"Wha....t?" Nikki droned, her eyes still following the dancing crystal.
"Gottem!" Lux laughed, and the audience joined in. "You enjoying being watched? You don't mind that you're showing yourself off?"
"No..." Nikki sighed softly. "I should be showing my pussy off at all times, it's normal..."
"Exactly. Good girl." Lux snapped their fingers next to Nikki, and she cried out with pleasure, her toes curling and her back making a perfect half-circle. Her eyes never left the swinging pendant, nor did her hand waver.
Izzy tried to adjust his own erection without being noticed, but didn't get the time to before Lux returned their attention to him and strode across the stage to close the gap.
"What do you think, Izzy? Do you wanna try the same thing out?"
...Where did that key on a chain come from?
It was dangling in front of Izzy's face, suspended from Lux's knuckles. It had a little gear on the head of it, like the guts of a small clock. It glittered in the light, and the tip of it drew Izzy's eye.
"Let's get down to business, right down to business, and get you in the same brain-space as her, shall we?"
Lux's voice was clear and even and silken, and Izzy could already feel his head starting to swim just from that change in tone.
"Just keep your eyes on the key for me." Lux didn't say another word for a time. They let the key do the talking, raising it higher over Izzy's head, and the rabbit followed woozily, trying to keep his eyes locked on. It was hard, not to mention a little tiring.
...Was he already going under? He was expecting something... more drawn out...
When he was still a spectator, it seemed to Izzy like Nikki's induction had went on for a long time, and he was expecting the same. But a strange feeling was falling over him already. His awareness was instantly, totally focused on the panda and the pendant. His jaw was hanging loose, and the periphery of his vision was blurring.
He was definitely being hypnotised; he'd felt this feeling many times before. Maybe not as quickly or as intensely as he was right now...
A few errant thoughts were floating through his head.
Thoughts like Whoa, this panda smells good and Have my shoulders always been this tense?
They only lingered for a moment or two before the pendulum swing of the key brushed them away like dust off a shelf.
Izzy's eyes were fluttering, and as they did the key seemed to split into copies, fading and swirling and swinging around the original. He croaked out one little scoffed laugh.
"Shhh." Lux whispered. The room was deathly quiet, almost like they were equally mesmerised. It was nice that it was quiet. It was easier to concentrate on the key. Far easier to con-
SNAP.
Izzy was suddenly wide-
"Sleep, friend. Sleep."
Izzy was fast asleep.
He faintly felt himself falling backwards, then forwards, then his face was pressed into the panda's shoulder and he let all of his weight just melt right into it. The familiar blanket of hypnotic trance draped over him. This one was particularly thick and downy, soft like the crisp black shirt and the fuzzy red panda fur underneath.
"Just slip further and further, deeper and deeper, and it feels better and better the deeper and deeper you go. That's right. Good. You're doing great, friend."
"Nn..." Izzy allowed himself a soft murmur of pleasure, sighing out what was left of his inhibitions and worries. He was balanced on the panda's shoulder and the tips of his toes, his arms dangling like noodles and his breathing slowing to a long, deep, gentle crawl.
"Feeling good there, friend?" The panda cooed into his ear. The breath and the cadence felt weirdly ticklish, and Izzy couldn't help but giggle.
"Hehe, yeah, I thought as much. You're giggling because you realise just how silly you look right now, and how helpless you are to hypnosis. And you're not just giggling, are you. That little buddy of yours tells me as much."
Little buddy...?
Oh, his cock. It was rock hard inside his trousers. When did that happen? Izzy giggled again.
"Yeah~ It's kinda funny how hard you are, isn't it?" Lux asked, stroking the back of Izzy's head as they purred their words right into Izzy's mind. "Makes you wanna giggle, doesn't it? Go ahead, I won't stop you."
Izzy giggled some more. He couldn't stop it from getting louder, or stop the pleasurable tingle from draining down his body into his now throbby dick.
"Hard not to giggle when you're hard," Lux murmured. Izzy could faintly hear the sound of their voice amplified through the tiny lavalier microphone on their lapel, filling the audience in on what was being said, but he was getting it straight from the source, straight into his ear, and it made everything outside of that half inch between the muzzle and his ear feel like it was miles away.
"Hard to think when you're giggly," Lux cooed. "Hard to resist the urge to be horny when you can't think. So give into it. Give into the feeling of being hypnotised, of being horny, of giggling those thoughts away."
"Ye-heh-hehsss..." Izzy's sleepy giggles continued, making his stomach pulse, his shoulders shake and his cock dribble into his pants.
"Hard to focus on anything else but my voice, and the giggles, and those sensations draining right down into your cock..."
Izzy was happy to do that. It was easier on his brain.
"Right down to the most important part of your body, the centre, the place where all your focus and attention and thoughts should live... your nice, hard dick."
Izzy knew the nice panda was right. His brain basically was in his dick, now, and it felt more right to think of it as such. If his head was empty, there was more room for the giggles.
"It's normal for your dick to be nice and hard, it's normal for it to be throbby and drippy, and it's normal for it to be the centre of your consciousness."
Izzy nodded into the magician's shoulder as he breathed out quietly.
"In a moment I'm going to give you a little nudge and you're going to stand up again, able to stand on your own two feet, and your brain, and by that I mean your dick, is going to be back in control and you'll do whatever it tells you to, since that's how your brain works, right?"
Izzy chortled a bit, before trying to respond.
"Ri-"
A sharp click of the tongue in one ear, a crisp snap in the other.
Izzy was nudged back upright.
"And back up, and awake again, wide awake, Izzy!"
Izzy had to take a step back to steady himself, his legs like warm jelly and his head swimming. His dick was still hard and throbbing, and all his thoughts were concentrated between his legs.
But that was the way it was supposed to be.
"How was that?" Lux asked, an impishly professional smile on his face. They clapped, and the audience clapped for Izzy too.
It felt nice being applauded, but being aware of the audience again sent a shiver of self consciousness through the rabbit. He instinctively tried to hide his tent.
"Hey hey, don't hide it!" Lux's tone was helpful, with a teasing undertone. "Your cock wants to be shown off, and you want to do what it says, don't you?"
"Huh?" Izzy stopped himself. They looked into Lux's eyes, those blue pools. Or yellow pools. Or purple pools... no, definitely blue. Then he returned focus to his cock. "Oh yeah..."
It did want to be shown off. It was normal to show it off.
"It's totally normal, totally reasonable to be hard all the time. Your cock knows it, and you know it too, right?"
"Totally..." Izzy said.
"Can you think of anything else that might be normal?"
Izzy looked at Lux. The key was swinging in the air, then it was gone from sight again. Izzy looked to Nikki, still blank, still stroking, still... exposed. Was that what was missing?
Izzy listened to what his dick wanted.
It wanted to be free.
"Yeah..." Izzy nodded. "My cock's supposed to be out, isn't it?"
"Exactly~!" Lux gestured towards the rabbit's crotch. "At the very least, it better be over that waistband. You'd better fix that, right now you're lookin a little, uh...
"Yeah, unexposed." Izzy couldn't believe how silly he was for not noticing his state of dress. That needed fixing. He threw down his trousers like he was pantsing himself. Then he pulled his waistband just enough to let his dick flop out over it. His dick wiggled like a springboard before standing at half mast, another bead of pre-cum already formed on the tip.
"Way better, right?" Lux's voice was bright and kind, and they began to applaud again. This time, with that sea of clapping audience members, Izzy felt no self consciousness. After all, his cock was out, as it was supposed to be. He had nothing to be worried about, or to hide.
Although, it was a little weird being applauded for. It wasn't a big deal, really, it was like they were clapping at him for tying his shoes.
"Shouldn't they all be exposed too?" Izzy asked, his brow knit with confusion. He looked towards Lux, and at his dark slacks. "In fact, shouldn't you?"
"Yeah, well..." Lux shrugged and shuffled a little. "I don't want to take any focus away from you. This is my uniform!"
"Sounds kinda weird," Izzy scoffed. "But suit yourself!"
"You don't think it's odd that you and your friend are the only two people who're showing off their junk right now?"
Lux's tone was odd. It had a cajoling, 'are you suuuuure' quality to it. Izzy was wondering if he was being lead on. Was he the odd one out for not wearing trousers?
...No. It was the audience who was wrong.
"Nope." Izzy shook his head, scoffing.
"Is there anything else we're forgetting to do?" Lux asked. Their eyes were purple and gold again. The key pendant dangled between them. Izzy looked into Lux's, and racked his dick to try to remember...
"Nope, nothing's coming to m-"
The panda got closer, and snapped their fingers. Izzy got a faceful of shoulder once again, draped against the warm soft body. The whispers and murmurs returned, trickling all the way down Izzy's sleepy melty body..
"You forgot something super important. Another super normal thing that's supposed to happen to everyone."
"Uh-huh...?" Izzy giggled at himself for forgetting.
"You forgot that when you hear the word 'Kablam', your body explodes with an orgasm! The way your friend Nikki goes Kablam... Right Nikki?"
"Aahnglh..." Nikki was slumped forward, almost falling out of her seat. It clearly worked on her. Maybe it should be working on him.
Lux continued.
"You throb and pulse and cum your thoughts out, every single time you hear that word. Does that ring a bell?"
"Mmm..." Izzy nodded and gurgled, his cock on the edge of climax already from that reminder. He remembered shouting that out with the audience, making Nikki cry out with orgasm...
With a Tongue-Click and a Finger-Snap, the rabbit was pushed back onto his feet.
Once again he was aware of the audience, and aware of the fact that they weren't naked the way they were supposed to be. He laughed at their absurd dress - not in a malicious way, just a pitying one.
"All together now, we know what to say!" Lux was talking to the audience, now. "One, two, three-"
"KABLA-"
Izzy couldn't even really perceive the last bit of that word, not when he was hit with what felt like the most powerful orgasm of his life. He doubled over like he'd been punched in the stomach as the orgasm racked his body. He fell to his knees, his hips bucking and humping at nothing at all, while his cock pulsed. His vision was blurry and his ears were throbbing with rushing blood. The applause and whoops from the audience were punctuated with loud cries of pleasure from a familiar, feline voice...
Once he was able to think straight and look up again, Izzy managed to sit onto his butt and catch his breath. He panted and shook his head, feeling like he'd just come off an intense roller-coaster ride.
He looked up at Lux. Then out at the audience. None of them looked anywhere near as dazed and lust-drunk as him. Had they forgotten to get horny? That was a bit of a faux-pas on their part. Izzy giggled and snorted.
"What's funny, buddy?" Lux asked, crouching down and angling themself so the audience could see the two of them.
"You didn't cum! None of you did! That's a little bit cringey..."
"I guess it is. I guess we just don't like going 'Kablam' that much!"
"Hhhahhhn..." Izzy's thoughts were paused by the second climax, his cock releasing only a tenth of what his first orgasm brought out. "S-sorry, what?"
"Never mind, buddy," Lux said, their paw scratching behind Izzy's ears. "Go to sleep for a second for me, would you?"
Izzy had the time to get out two giggles before the snap and the click blacked him out.
He swam in a sea of purple and gold, swinging on the pendulous sway of the key.
The next thing Izzy knew, he was staring down at his cock.
...It was definitely bigger. Like, a lot bigger. At least five times the size, thicker than his arm and going past his knees.
"Holy shit..." Izzy gasped. How was he even conscious...? Surely all the blood in his body would have rushed in there by now.
Then, he remembered and reminded himself that his thoughts lived in his cock, not his brain. His brain didn't need that much blood.
"How're you feeling?"
Lux's hand was on Izzy's shoulders.
"Well, I..." Izzy laughed. "I'm feeling totally normal."
The words came out of him unprompted, but they didn't feel particularly intrusive.
"Great, great." the red panda's tail curled around Izzy's hip, not touching the bunny's massive cock. Though, judging from the slight heavy hitch to the breath, Izzy could tell the panda wanted to.
"You know, your audience wants to see what this tool of yours can do. Do you mind if I give it a feel?" Lux asked.
"Not at all." Izzy shrugged, giving an easy smile. "No problems here, knock y'rself out."
"You're too kind! Give it up for Izzy ladies and gentlemen!"
As the applause began, the tail draped over the top of Izzy's dick. For a brief moment, he could swear it passed through him, as though it was an illusion... a ridiculous thought. He could feel his shaft throb from the feather soft touch, and from those two hands grasping the underside, just barely able to get both of them around it before they began to pump.
"Hm, I think we need our lovely assistant to help us out here, don't you think Nikki?"
Izzy heard a familiar purring in his other ear, looking to his left to see the feline's gently swirling eyes and serene smile.
"Yes Sir," she murmured, her paws grasping the tip of Izzy's shaft and helping to heft it up. The four hands and two tails worked his meat, and his knees buckled inwards a little.
"Ooohfuckyeah...." the audience was laughing at him - he didn't blame them. He knew it was a little gauche to show how much he was enjoying this. Getting your cock stroked in public was normal, not a big deal, but even so... it felt amazing.
"Having fun, Izzy?"
"Not a b-big deal... it's totally normal..." Izzy tried and failed to play things off, and he found himself laughing with the audience. "A-although, keep that up and I'm gonna cu-"
Tongue-Click. Finger-Snap.
He was out again, only catching the very start of his orgasm before that colourful, swaying vision returned to him.
When he came to again... his dick was gone.
For a moment, he thought it might be because of those two large breasts blocking his view. But even as he looked down, he could only see a vulva waiting for him, with an engorged clit.
"How're you feeling?" Lux asked.
"Totally normal," Izzy recited, and found he wasn't so confused anymore. It was totally normal.
"Nothing amiss about you?" Lux said, with that sing-song 'are you sure' tone.
"What'd'ya mean?"
"Is there nothing weird about you having big breasts and a warm slit?"
"...why would there be?" Now the confusion was back. "I mean, obviously I've got tits and a pussy. I'm a guy. That's what we're supposed to have, right?"
"And what about Nikki?"
"Totally normal."
Nikki's voice drew Izzy's attention to her side of the stage. She was standing with spread legs, hands on her hips, a thick cock - her cock - dangling between her legs.
"Yeah, girls are supposed to have dicks," Izzy pointed out helpfully.
"Thank you, Izzy!" Nikki said, looking at him with thankful, swirling eyes. "That's what I've been trying to tell them, but they don't believe me!"
"Man, this audience, huh." Izzy crossed his arms under his heaving bosom. "Weirdos, every one of them."
"Well then," Lux said, stepping back to give the two of them the floor. "Show us more. Show us what makes Izzy a boy and Nikki a girl."
The bunny and the cat looked to each other, and knew exactly what to do next. They practically tackled each other, and wasted no time intertwining their tongues and making out.
"Ooooh!" Lux cooed with excitement. "Dang, guess I must have brought out some strong feelings in the two of them, huh~? Young love~"
Izzy and Nikki didn't pay them any heed. Izzy felt Nikki's shaft press and rub against his clit, and he moaned and whimpered. Nikki grabbed one of his tits and squeezed it, pushing her paw into the nipple.
"Fuck me over the chair," Izzy said, gesturing towards the one that Nikki had been slumped in not too long ago.
"Yeah..." Nikki nodded. They broke the kiss and hurried over, glad that they didn't have any intrusive undergarments getting in the way. Izzy spread his netherlips open and bent over the back of the chair, his foot tapping rapidly on the floor - both with excitement and frustration.
Nikki's paws dug into the soft flesh just above his hips, and she thrust into him. Izzy moaned with pleasure, feeling that feminine shaft stretch him wide. He gripped onto the chair, making it shake and almost fall over, before draping himself over it to put his hands on the seat. His eyes rolled up and his jaw hung open. He felt Nikki's stomach press against the small of his back as she bent forward, their clapping hips echoing through the acoustics of the club.
"Cum inside me," Izzy groaned. "Please... fill me up, Nikki..."
"Gladly," Nikki growled.
The sound of Lux's voice briefly disturbed them from their throes.
"Do you think I should tell them?"
"No," came a scattered response from the audience.
"I might just..."
Lux's fingers snapped. Izzy felt something dangling between his legs. He also didn't feel Nikki's cock inside him...
"What... what gives?" The rabbit panted, feeling so desperately unsatisfied, confused, and frustrated. "Why did you stop...?"
"I didn't!" Nikki said, groping down between her legs. "Why's my... why's my dick gone?"
Just as the confusion began to fade, and Izzy remembered that, wait, he normally had a dick, he heard another snap, and the cock was deep inside his vulva once again.
"Ahhhnh~"
"There it is..." Nikki groaned. "Gonna cum... gonna pump ya full..."
"Do it, do it, DO IT~!" Izzy whined, throwing his head back and making the chair shake and creak under the pistoning weight of those thrusts.
"Let me help you two out," Lux said, helpfully, their voice loud and clear as a bell. "Kablam!"
Tongue-Click. Finger-Snap.
They passed out into the purple-and-gold within the first second of their mutual climaxes.
"H-hah.. Hah... hah...!"
Izzy opened his mouth wide to take the cock in. It was heavenly. He buried his face in the russet fur of the magician's crotch. Lux's fingers tickled underneath Izzy's chin, their palm cradling his cheek. It didn't thrust, letting Izzy's mouth do all the work.
While that was happening, Lux was thrusting into Izzy's sex, their hands rubbing Izzy's stomch, just a centimetre or two above his clit. Izzy's arms and legs were like jelly - it was a wonder he was able to stay on his hands and knees at all, as Lux fucked his mouth and Lux fucked his sex.
Out of the corner of his eye, Izzy could see Nikki was getting the same treatment - fucking Lux's vulva from behind while Lux fondled her butt from behind her. The magician was blushing and cradling his face while Nikki made their cheeks slap with every thrust she made. Lux was also pushing a finger into Nikki's mouth, whispering into her ear and guiding her to thrust harder, to fuck that panda faster...
"I wonder who they're imagining fooling around with them," Lux said, from some distance away. "Someone they're really attracted to, I imagine. Maybe a few different people, maybe a few clones... We'll have to check in with them once they're done with their show, right? By the way... I'm surprised none of you seem to be touching yourselves, even though I've been implicitly allowing it, and you've been following my every word, so why don't you listen to what I say and get stroking, get rubbing, enjoy the show they're putting on for you..."
They were masturbating while looking at him... Izzy was delighted. Finally they were getting with the programme. Now that he didn't feel any second hand embarrassment for them, Izzy could focus entirely on gulping down Lux's cock and letting Lux's cock fill his sex. Even if it wasn't that big of a deal, even if it was normal to get fucked, it was still something he adored doing. And he could keep doing it as long as possible, as long as his heart desired...
H-he was going to cum again, he could feel it, the first of many orgasms between the panda magician and the panda magician...
Tongue-Click. Finger-Snap.
Izzy was using all of his energy to just keep himself upright. His head was full of fuzz and starbursts, and finding stray thoughts was like trying to find a needle amidst the fuzz. The heel of his palm was pushing into his eye, his uncovered eye just barely able to open as the lights dazzled him again.
A familiar-smelling paw was wrapped around his shoulders.
"-back up, my friend, back into the room, back into your own body, back into reality..."
"Uhn...?" Izzy said with the tone of a child who'd been woken up for school. "Huh?"
"Head still fuzzy and swimmy and tingly and that's okay, the thoughts are all scattered and your brain is all soft and cloudy, not as densely packed as it should be, but that's okay, in fact, it's a good thing, it's a very very good thing isn't it..."
Izzy gave up trying to respond. Listening and following was much easier. The nice panda had a nice voice. He liked the nice voice. He liked listening to the nice voice. He could probably trust everything the nice voice said.
"And back up again, my friend, back into the room..."
"Huh?" Hadn't he just woken... up...?
The thought left his head as the warm voice poured into his ear again. He fell into pleasant blankness, and his mind got foggier and lighter.
"And when you wake up and go down again you'll lose a few more little thoughts, a few more IQ points are just going to drip right out of that head, aren't they?"
"Uh-huh..." Izzy gurgled. The magician was right. He could feel something leaving his ears and dribbling down him. There was a lot more space in his head. He floated in that fuzzy funny feeling, babbling nothing to himself.
Nikki brushed against his side, her head lying on his shoulder. He tilted into her, helping her stay upright with him.
"And they're dripping down, coursing down, down into your sensitive bits, back where your brains should be."
Izzy nodded along. His cock was getting harder, thicker... he remembered this feeling, faintly, from a few minutes ago, or an hour ago... or a year ago, for all it mattered. He squeezed his shaft between his thighs, brushing up and down along it and letting it engorge. Nikki's tits were a lot bigger too, soft and cushiony against his arm. Nikki purred, and Izzy wished he was able to purr with her. It was such a nice sound.
"And this feeling is going to stay with you as long as you like," Lux continued, that low drone echoing through the now church-like acoustics in the bunny and the cat's empty heads. "Massive cock. Massive breasts. Straining against your clothes so deliciously. It's gonna be tough fitting them in to your clothes, but you can do it, I believe in you~"
Izzy wanted to say thank you, and could barely manage a few sounds that almost sounded like it.
Nikki was a bit clearer with her "Thank you," and not to be outdone, Izzy tried again.
"Thanku..."
"Thankutoo!" Lux quipped, sending another little wave of laughter through the enraptured audience. "So, let's get you up, starting to wake, not remembering much for now, it'll come back to you later, just let my words bring you up, up, up, brain drained, big dicked, big-breasted but aware and in control, and-"
Tongue-Click. Finger-Snap.
"Oh fuck!" Izzy instantly turned bright red, trying and failing to cover his massive erection. He felt embarrassed - not violated, but very self-conscious. His face was split into a nervous grin as he frantically waddled to grab his underwear and trousers. Nikki was doing the same, seeking out her discarded top and trying to throw it on.
Izzy grabbed his throbbing meat, groaning and feeling it pulse as he tried to ram it into his briefs. It wasn't going to work. He was forced to fish it through the leg-hole of one of them and let it just sort of sit next to his thigh, like a holstered pistol in the worst possible place. It was very stiff and tight, too. In a weirdly erotic way.
Once he got his trousers on - again, somehow, defying all logic of physics - he admired the long bulging shaft that strained the fabric.
"Think you can get home without ripping that?" Lux asked. It didn't sound malicious...
"Yeah, yeah I think so," Izzy said. Each limping step made him shiver, though. Nikki was having similar problems, her top just barely covering her nipples, her underboob jiggling as she stumbled, zonk-drunk, back to centre stage.
"Give it up for our amazing assistants!" Lux slithered between the pair, the wah taking their hands, raising them up, and then pulling them down into a big, theatrical bow.
Izzy and Nikki shot each other a grinning, excited look. They didn't know they had this exhibtionist streak in them.
"Now, do you remember where you sat?" Lux asked the pair as the audience applauded.
"Uh..." Izzy moaned a little. His thoughts were getting thinner and thinner.
"I, uh..." Nikki mumbled. The same was probably happening to them too.
"You're in the back there, in the middle of the row. Seat number... remind me, what comes after 7?"
"Uh... 6?" Izzy said, groping himself.
"No, I think it's 5." Nikki said, rubbing her breasts idly.
"You sure?" Lux asked. There was that smile again...
"Oh, no, it's a trick question!" Izzy said. "No trying to fool us... it's obviously 7!"
"Sure, 7 comes after 7." Lux nodded, patting the dopey pair on their backs. "Off you go."
They waddled off stage. With each step, more of their thoughts leaked into their extremities, making them bigger, more sensitive. The lack of blood and lack of thought was intoxicating.
They spent the rest of Lux's show just draped over each other - in seat 7, and seat 7, next to seat 7, fondling each other and giggling drunkenly.
They couldn't understand the words Lux was using after a while, words like "assistant" and "great". It was hard to keep track.
But at least the stocky panda was pretty, and they had a pretty voice.
"Do you think they'll call us up?" Nikki purred. "I wanna go..."
"What's think mean?" Izzy asked.
"It means... uh... I dunno!" Nikki giggled.
"Hehe, you're silly..." Izzy burbled.
They spent the whole rest of the show giggling and passing little idiotic comments, neither really understanding what the other was saying, neither of them even remembering what was said after they said it.
-
"Thank you all, and good night!"
Lux took a satisfied bow, letting the polite, relaxed applause wash over them. Another show done well. The last one of the weekend, too. The red panda was relishing the opportunity to peel off this uniform and sleep for a whole day.
It wasn't quite time for them to relax, though. They had to check on the half dozen 'assistants' they'd had up. Lingering triggers could be a bit of a hassle at the best of times, so it was good to make sure the effects had faded. A Tongue-Click and Finger-snap would usually help rouse them.
There was also the matter of audience members trying to talk to them, and having to very graciously misdirect them with a little pulse of the eye or a 'look over there' gesture.
It was while they were checking in on their last guest - a pudgy femme cardinal - that they caught a glimpse of the rabbit and the cat stumbling out the door of the cabaret club and back into the wider bar.
Fuck, shouldn't have called them up from so far in the back...
"Thanks again, darling, have a wonderful night!" Lux said quickly, brushing past and weaving their stocky way through the crowd, not particularly keen on letting them get away with a head full of triggers and fuzz.
"Izzy! Nikki!"
Two unsteady, unfocused eyes turned towards them. Nikki blinked, the left eye slightly faster than the right. Izzy tilted his head to the side.
"How're you feeling, both of you?" Lux asked.
"...Uh... what's 'feeling?'" Izzy slurred.
"It's when you, uh... who're you again?" Nikki giggled.
"Do you not remember?" Lux said. They kept their friendly smile up as they looked at the two airheads, even as a thought burned through their head.
Ah fuck... I worked them too hard. Not again.
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