Musical Chair!

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"Guh-Huh!" Like, dude, go back to Diddy Kong Racing.

Made this lil' thang for a buddy of mine when I... WRONGFULLY lost a match of Smash Bros. against Banjo & Kazooie. I was playing ZSS. The match was entirely rigged and I demanded a rematch right after I finished this... and still lost.

Fuck. I'm losing my smashin' spirit.


I was buried in the ground and only my head and shoulders were still visible above the ground. Banjo, the yellow shorts-wearing, banjo playing brown bear, looked down at me with his fists on his hips and a mischievous grin on his face showing that he was going to do much more. "Guh huh!" He laughed. I gotta admit, even when he's smiling like that, he still looks goofy like a cartoon character. He turned around to where I could see his backpack and suddenly he slowly lowered the waistline of his shorts over his jiggly furry butt cheeks; I think my heart skipped a beat when I saw his bodacious ass come out of those shorts.

His balls hung low between his legs when his shorts were at his knees and used his paws to spread his cheeks apart to reveal his pink, musky anus to me. I could smell the sweat rolling off of his pinkish-red flesh ring even though he was barely anywhere near my nose. That quickly changed though when he squatted down to take a seat on my head but, with him being three times bigger than me, his asshole began to stretch over my head and I couldn't do anything but endure it. "Hrgh!" He grunted as his asshole engulfed my head up to my neck, a rancid smell lingered within his bowels and all I could hear was his stomach growling and his heartbeat echoing around me.

"Oh..." He groaned as his stomach growled, it sounds like he had something waiting for me ever since his ass ate up my head. That's when it happened, he strained himself to push out a mighty fart around my head and out of his rectum.

Brrrrrrrrpt!

Hp: 80%

The smell was absolutely horrid, I didn't have any chance of covering my nose from the putrid stench of his animalistic flatulence. I coughed and hacked because I involuntarily inhaled the gas but that didn't convince Banjo to stop ripping ass.

Rrrrrrpt! BRUUUP! Prrrrrrrbth!

Hp: 20%

His rectum rumbled which made my body shake like an earthquake as more farts blew out of his ass after invading my nose. Tears began to roll down my cheeks as it was starting to get overwhelming to bare. Banjo wasn't done with his torture just yet as he continued to squat further down until my shoulders were inside and his butt was to the floor. He then clenched his asshole around me to get a good grip before he pulled me out of the hole with ease as he stood up straight. I was still partially inside of his rectum but my lower body was still dangling out like a bad turd.

I felt a thick finger prod my behind before hearing Banjo chuckle. He pushed his finger on my butt to push my further inside before clenching his ass cheeks together to squeeze me in place and unloaded a loud fart out in the open that I had the honor of breathing in my mouth.

BRAAAP!

Hp: 5%

I don't think I can stay awake for much longer, everything is starting to spin. Banjo decided that was all he had to offer and decided to end this match by gulping up the rest of my body with his rectum without any help of his hands. Once my feet disappeared within his ass he sighed in relief and pulled up his cute honeycomb underwear before putting his shorts back on and buckled up his belt. He felt me groggily trying to escape his gas chamber and wagged his tail in arousal as I unknowingly massaged his inner flesh walls.

But, in order for the match to end, there had to be a winner and Nabb was still putting up a fight so he had to deliver the final blow.

With a smile and a glint in his eye, he flexed his butt muscles one last time before giving it his all in this last blowout. He placed a hand over the crack of his ass and unleashed a monstrous fart that made his ass shake and the air hazardous to breathe in.

BRRRRRRRRAAAAP!! BRRRRRRRRRPTTTT!

He was far from finished as he placed his paw under his knee to lift up his leg and grunted at his hardest.

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPBTTTTTTHTHHHH!

Hp: 0%

I'm... finished...

Banjo had a satisfied smile on his face as he fastened his backpack and walked away from the arena with Nabb still trapped inside of his asshole. He'll come out eventually but for that evening, he was Banjo's personal fart huffer.