The Green Ziz-Ziz & the Pink Meteor

An Unofficial Continuation of Dragonien's "Meega Bigger" and "Who's Bigger Now?"

"Naga! Whoa, whoa!" Stitch shouted in dizziness as his older, now-bigger "cousin" Reuben was now toying with him. "Put Stitch down, Reuben!"

"C'mon, cuz," Reuben said mockingly as he twirled Stitch around in his hands, flipping him around with his yellow-furred fingers, "I thought you were having fun with me!" Although the relative size difference between the two was not quite as stark as when Stitch was messing with Reuben by throwing him around in the air over the devastated Kaua?i, with Stitch now being somewhat bigger than a softball in Reuben's island-sized eyes, it was still enough for Sandwich Boy to get sweet revenge on Mr. "Cute & Fluffy" for minutes ago.

Reuben then clasped his hands around Stitch, curling the blue experiment into his ball form. The yellow experiment then spun Stitch on his finger like a basketball for a few seconds, and then he rolled the "little" blue fluffball around his arms and chest a few times before flicking Stitch into the air just above his head. Stitch then fell right through the gap in the middle of the "hoop" of Reuben's two interlinked arms. "Nothing but net!" Reuben shouted with a fist pump as Stitch unfurled from his spherical shape and slammed on O?ahu, creating another giant crater.

"I'm okay! I'm fluffy!" said Stitch, spouting his catchphrase as he lied face down on the ground.

"Heh, heh," the now over-two-thousand-foot-tall Gantu chuckled to himself from the western shore of Moloka?i, "That's what you get, trog!" The orca-alien swam across the Ka?iwi Channel over to the Friendly Isle as the two ginormous experiments were dealing with each other on O?ahu, not wanting either of them to continue messing him around. Although Gantu absorbed some of the growth ray's energy when it exploded, his rate of growth was much slower than 625's, not yet making it worth getting back at either of the trogs. Hopefully for him, he could still grow past 626's current size should nothing else go wrong; even if Reuben is now the dominant giant of the three aliens, at least Gantu could potentially get the upper-hand over his mortal enemy as a consolation in this massive battle.

Stitch tried to get back on his feet once he regained his consciousness, but Reuben pressed his little "cousin" back down on the ground with just a finger on the blue alien's back. "Let... me... go!" Stitch yelled as he struggled to break free.

"Not unless you say, 'Uncle!'" Reuben said with a smirk.

"Naga-takabah!" Stitch responded in Tantalog. Despite being on the receiving end of a curb-stomp (well, island-stomp) battle, Stitch always had a competitive streak in him. He hates it when any of his "cousins" is better at him at something, whether it's fighting like Kixx once was before Stitch learned how to beat him, finding objects and people like Finder is best at before Stitch got around to cooperating with him, or even being cuter like Mr. Stenchy is. It often takes some convincing him for him to know when to fold 'em or let go of a grudge.

"Must... grow... bigger," said the still-pinned Stitch.

"Oh, you're looking for Jumba's little growth ray?" Reuben taunted in response. "Hate to break it to you, but... Yeah, that's what happened. It broke. It's gone, cuz." More green lighting discharged from Reuben's body, and the energy from the long-gone growth ray gave him another small (relatively speaking) growth spurt, with his finger pushing down more on Stitch as it grew on 626's back and now head. "But I gotta say," Reuben continued, "Thanks to that thing, I've never felt more energized in my life. I could do this all day! But I'm not going to let you off until you say, 'Uncle.'"

"Naga!" Stitch continued to struggle, his voice muffled a bit by the ground.

"Say it!"

"Aka boocha!"

"Not happening until you say it."

Stitch's supercomputer mind was racing as it tried to figure out a solution, going over the situation at hand, the moments that happened in the last few moments, and whatever possible abilities he could still use that he hasn't yet. With mounting pressure from his older "cousin", it seemed to Stitch that he would soon have to give in or risk being buried underneath the entire island of O?ahu, possibly even drowning in "shallow" water if the Pacific ever starts pouring into the hole that was being made from 625 digging 626 in. But then...

Ikata!

He realized that the green ziz-ziz coming off Reuben must mean that the energy he absorbed is expelling off him; his body, no matter how big, can't fully contain it. Essentially, Reuben's like a nuclear reactor now, eradiating energy around him. Maybe Experiment 626 could try to absorb_that energy _from 625. However, just passively (or, one could say this case, passive-aggressively) having his body against any part of Reuben's--even just a finger pressing against him--isn't going to work that well. He needs some kind of electromagnetic radiation transceiver that can actively absorb the growth energy and pass it into him.

Luckily for Stitch, he has such a device built in him; two, actually. He has never used them for anything other than to give himself a slightly scary appearance when he goes in his full Experiment 626 form. They were terribly weak for exerting energy and radiation, as Jumba probably intended when he made Stitch, but they were pretty good at receiving such, as he learned harshly from experience whenever the microwave oven came on while he was in the kitchen. (To Stitch, those kitchen appliances are almost as bad as toasters.)

Stitch pressed his antennae up against the giant finger, his programming telling them to absorb as much electromagnetic energy as possible.

More green lightning came off of Reuben, who was expecting another massive growth spurt from those electrifying moments of energy irradiating from him. However, he raised an eyebrow when he noticed that the lightning was all heading straight to his finger.

The very finger he is using to keep Stitch down.

The yellow experiment realized what was going on once he saw the mass of blue fluff enlarge again. A startled Reuben tried to lift his finger off Stitch to stop supporting his growth, but the reenergized hyperactive "cousin" quickly flipped over and grabbed onto the digit, keeping his antennae as close to Reuben's fur-covered skin as possible. Reuben then tried to flick his "cousin" off as much as he could, but Stitch's reflexes were just too quick as he crawled toward the back of Reuben's hand, still growing along the way.

As he crawled and grew on the finger, Stitch became big enough to wrap his arms around Reuben like he's a blue, fluffy ring. As he became increasingly distraught by the sudden turn of events, Reuben then tried to wave his arm up and down to shake Stitch off, but the blue experiment maintained his tight grip.

By the time Stitch made it to the back of the hand, his body grew to nearly the size of the whole appendage itself. Reuben then tried to grab Stitch with his other hand, but the ever-determined blue experiment grabbed one of the fingers headed towards him and bit on it with his sharp teeth. With a thundering "Ow!", Reuben pulled the bitten hand away from the still-clinging Stitch, attempting to shake off the pain.

Serves Sandwich Boy right for his bite earlier.

The still rapidly-growing Stitch then tried to climb up Reuben's forearm, but stopped as he now grew enough to practically be a bracer on it, much like those bracers that Gantu wears. Figuring that he's grown enough to stop climbing up Mount Reuben, Stitch quickly leapt off the arm and grabbed onto 625's chest, pressing his antennae against Reuben's furry torso. A frightened Reuben tried to wipe Stitch off, yet Stitch wouldn't let go and he continued to suck the absorbed energy from his immediate predecessor and continue his steady yet speedy growth. With Reuben falling on his patookie, slamming on what's left of O?ahu, Stitch became big enough to hug his older "cousin" again, his fluffy arms increasingly wrapping around Reuben.

"AAAHH!" shouted an angry, now ten-thousand feet tall, Gantu from his spot on Moloka?i, "You really couldn't keep that abomination down, 625?! Even when you can destroy islands with that fat behind of yours, you're still useless!" The frustrated orca-alien stomped his foot on the ground, causing a nearby coastal cliff to collapse from the shockwave.

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"Say, 'Uncle!'" said Stitch mockingly, bear-hugging a Reuben who was now just chest-high compared to--with his face also buried into the chest of--his younger "cousin".

"C'mon, really?!" Reuben shouted, his voice muffled in the fluffy blue fur.

"Naga letting go until yuuga say, 'Uncle!'"

"You gotta be kidding me, that was just--"

"SAY IT!" Stitch tightened his hold on Reuben.

"Aagh! All right, I give! Uncle, uncle!"

"Okie-taka." Stitch said in satisfaction, dropping Reuben in the process, "I win." Reuben fell on his patookie again, flopping on his back in the process. His head splashed in the water, generating tsunami-like waves rivaling those of Experiment 520/Cannonball that even knocked a bigger-than-normal Gantu off his feet on Moloka?i, soaking the orca-alien. Despite all the newfound invigoration he got for his growth and having all the same abilities as 626, Reuben just still cannot beat Stitch's competitive drive, determination, hyperactive reflexes, or--bites aside--his pain tolerance.

Reuben sat back up, shaking his head from the pain and saltwater, the latter of which came off him as drops the size of small ponds. "Well that backfired spectacularly," he said of the loss of what seemed to be an easy match for him until Stitch turned the tables again. Reuben looked up at Stitch, standing proud with a smug smirk, his upper arms crossed and his lower hands on his hips, as he towered over his "cousin". "That was a good one, cuz," Reuben said; Stitch's smile widened in response, giving him a happy squint in his eyes.

The two titanic experiments, each now at least twenty miles tall, with Stitch being the current taller one of the two, were no longer motivated to continue their scuffle on the heavily-uprooted lands of the Gathering Place. Stitch lent out a hand to Reuben, offering to get him back up on his city-sized feet. The yellow experiment grabbed the outreached arm, and Stitch pulled him up and into a big, much-friendlier hug, which startled Reuben for a bit as his face got buried in blue chest fur again, but he still returned the hug. Even after they doled out their frustrations in their size battle, they're still "cousins" at the end of the day. They're not the closest of ?ohana, considering they're on opposite sides of their parties' long-time experiment hunting war as well as personal motivation, but they'll always be ?ohana through and through.

"But still, how did you manage to grow from just touching me like that?" Reuben asked once he freed his head from the fluff. "I thought destroying that thing would've--"

He stopped himself when he saw the green lightning of the growth energy coming off of what little he could Stitch's antennae from his low angle. This was followed by another small growth spurt for the ginormous blue fluffball, with Reuben now being only up to Stitch's stomach. "Ohh..." said an intrigued Reuben. He just remembered that he had all of Stitch's abilities, including their normally useless energy transceivers in their antennae, though Reuben's three nubby antennae are neither retractable nor extendable.

"You know what? I could use another hug," Reuben said as he feigned wanting more of Stitch's embrace. Stitch tilted his head as Reuben came up to him and seemed to hug him again, rubbing his head (and the antennae on top) against Stitch's big belly.

It was once the green ziz-ziz started travelling from his body to Reuben's body that Stitch realized that Reuben was pulling the same stunt that he just used to grow again.

"Goocha!" Stitch yelled in anger as Reuben grew back up to his chest. But unlike Reuben moments ago, the blue experiment grabbed the other's arms before they could wrap around his back. "Aggaba!" he shouted as pushed away the yellow experiment, causing another Sandwich Boy pratfall that made more craters on O?ahu, one that grew with him.

A loud boom sounded off in the sky at the exact same time that 625 hit the ground, but the two overgrown experiments believed that it was just a loud echo from Reuben's tremor-causing pratfall. They didn't even bother to notice what appeared to be a pink meteor that suddenly appeared in the stratosphere.

"Wouldja stop making me fall on my butt?" said an irritated Reuben, who still managed to absorb plenty of energy despite being cut off quickly. When his latest growth spurt stopped, the two experiments were now back at the same height difference relative to one another back when they were both around three feet tall, with Stitch being just slightly (in relative terms) taller than his immediate predecessor.

"Don't trick Stitch again!" Stitch responded. It is one thing to deceive Experiment 626, but it's another to do so when he's being genuinely friendly and sincere.

"Don't try to take any more of that growth energy from me," said Reuben, "Or the only sandwich you're getting is a knuckle sandwich." The normally cowardice experiment raised his fist to Stitch's face.

"Maybe I will," Stitch said in one of his rare moments of first-person English speech, crossing his arms in the process, "Yuuga ika patooka."

"Oh-ho!" Reuben replied in astonishment as Stitch stuck out his tongue, "This is coming from someone who can't even avoid getting distracted by a navy fleet when they're an indestructible giant. You know, you could've taken that growth ray back from me and Fish Face when you had the chance. Would've been real easy for you to stop us right then and there, but you chose not to, now didja?"

"Toga meega patookie!"

"Well it would be a lot more fun to kick yours again right now!"

The two gigantic "cousins" glared at each other as whatever friendliness they had for each other was shafted in favor of resuming their sibling rivalry. So much for being ?ohana.

"Meega, nala kweesta!" Stitch growled as he and Reuben grabbed each other's hands to restart their fight, with Reuben bringing out his lower pair of arms to match Stitch's four arms. The impact of four humongous pairs of hands coming together sent out a shockwave that created a new valley cutting across O?ahu, dividing the island into two as ocean water rushed through the newly-made canal. More green lightning came off the two as they both experienced another growth spurt, forming more mountains of dirt as their feet shifted toward the shorelines. They were now each big enough to cover the entire island if they were to lie on top of it.

As the two gripped on to each other trying to make the first real move, they heard a familiar high-pitched voice echo from the sky.

"BOOJIBOO!"

Stitch and Reuben turned their heads to the side and looked up to notice a distinctive pink koala-like alien hurdling right for them.

"Boojiboo?"

"Hotcakes?"

The next thing they knew, a gargantuan Angel slammed into both of them, knocking them all into the Pacific and generating a massive wave that rapidly spread towards the shores of North America, with some crashing hard on nearby western Moloka?i and knocking over a twenty-thousand-foot-tall Gantu.

---

"Lilo, that was a delicious dinner you guys made for me and David. But when we said that we would've liked to dine under the moonlight, we didn't want to dine _on_the Moon itself."

Nani and David had just finished a romantic dinner that Lilo, Jumba, Pleakley and Angel set up for them. All six of them have spending the past few days at Honolulu for a tourism industry convention that Nani had to attend to on behalf of the Birds of Paradise Hotel. Lilo wanted to go since she almost never gets to go there and enjoy the sights there; the last time she went to the big city was when she and Stitch competed in that dog show against Mertle a while ago. Nani only allowed her younger sister to go if she would be watched over by her alien "uncle" and "aunt" during the trip without Stitch joining them (out of concern that he could lose his restraint over time and destroy Honolulu before the trip is over).

David joined them to get the opportunity to surf in Waikiki and hopefully take Nani on a date when she was free from the convention, although he was more than happy to help her at the convention itself. Angel came along to do some shopping, although like with Lilo, she too would've liked for Stitch to come along with them. She did promise him to give his best friend/sister figure some company during the trip; the two girls have slowly but surely been developing a friendship of their own anyway, and they could use some time to hang out together without him to help further develop it.

It was the last full day of their trip; the convention had already ended the day before, but they stayed an extra night in Jumba's ship hidden in the outskirts of the city so all six of them could spend time together before heading back home at Kokaua Town. (It helps that they still had the old bedding from the "Bed & Not Breakfast".) Just last night, though, Lilo had overheard Nani and David talking about having a romantic dinner under the moonlight, which Nani seemed unwilling to do because she wanted to head back home soon so she could get some rest before heading back to work the day after.

But Lilo didn't want her older sister and their good surfer friend to let a trip go by without a little bit of romance. She came up with an idea for a romantic dinner that Nani and David would never forget. After Lilo convinced the three aliens that came along with them, they quickly put plans for an out of this world meal.

After the ?ohana had one last walk around Honolulu in the morning and got back to Jumba's ship, Lilo told Nani and David that she had something for them, but they had to wear blindfolds before she can show it to them. Nani found it odd (then again, that's her baby sister's normal behavior anyway), but she and David played along anyway. Once Lilo told them to take off the blindfolds, the couple found a dinner table set up formally with fresh cooked meals covered under catering trays, Pleakley in a chef's outfit unveiling the food, Angel in a dress she bought during the trip singing Elvis Presley's most romantic songs with guitar accompaniment from Lilo...

...And out the windows of the ship, the surface of the Moon, with Earth in the lunar sky.

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"But I wanted you two to have an unforgettable meal!" Lilo said to the couple as the other aliens cleaned off the table.

"Well, she has a point," said David, "I'm certainly not going to forget our first trip to the Moon."

"And our only trip to the Moon," Nani replied, making it clear that this was an experience she would not want repeated. "Lilo, again, thank you for the meal. But next time, if you want to make a dinner for us, please keep it on our home planet."

"OK," Lilo said in seeming agreement, "Maybe next time we could do one at Spooky's haunted house!"

"Uh... Well, that's an idea... Or you could try coming up with even better ideas first and see where they go from there," Nani said uncomfortably at Lilo's idea while trying her best not to put her down. "I'm sure that you have some more."

"Sure. How about a 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea dinner?"

"Err... Let's talk about that later." Nani quickly turned to the pilot of the spaceship they're in. "Jumba? Are we ready to head back home now?"

"Heh, heh," Jumba chuckled, "Little Girl's imaginative romantic feast ideas too much for Bigger Girl to take in, no? Anyway, I am being ready to start our flight back in twenty-one point three seven seconds."

As Jumba began walking to his ship's cockpit, Pleakley said, "Well wherever Lilo plans to take you two lovebirds next, I hope I can try this new low temperature elongated temporal cooking technique I've just discovered in Fancy Cooking Magazine called 'sous vide'. It's fascinating!"

"And are you going to find some more songs to sing, Angel?" Lilo said to the pink genetic experiment, who has just taken off and put away her dress.

"Ih," Angel said, "Meega ikata some morcheeba songs."

Jumba flew the ship off the Moon's surface towards the Earth, the coordinates set for the ship's normal hideaway near the Pelekai residence on the outskirts of Kokaua Town on Kaua?i. The ship smoothly cruised towards the planet on its way home. However, the flight didn't last long; while it wasn't going to take a long time anyway, being that they're in a high-tech alien spaceship, no one was expecting their flight to suddenly stop about a hundred miles from the Earth's surface.

"WARNING: TARGET DESTINATION UNSAFE FOR LANDING," the ship's computer blared.

"What?" Jumba stated. "That can't be right! I've clearly entered the correct coordinates." He checked his ship's systems to make sure that the ship's computer wasn't faulty.

The rest of the ?ohana on the ship walked into the cockpit, having felt the stoppage and heard the message.

"Auwe!" David said.

"What's going on?" Lilo asked.

"Why is the ship saying it isn't safe to land home?" Pleakley asked after her.

"I don't know," Jumba said as he checks the computer monitor while running a quick diagnostics check, "Coordinates were properly set for Earth home. Computer must be having a glitch."

Lilo then looked out the windshield and saw the reason for the computer's alarm.

"Uh, Jumba," she said as she stared at the sight of a familiar part of Earth, "I think your ship was right."

The Kweltikwan scientist looked up, and everyone stared with mouths agape at the horrifying sight of their island home of Kaua?i, looking a lot browner and somewhat misshapen.

"AHHHHHHH!" Nani's scream broke the silence when everyone fully processed the gravity of the situation. "What happened to our island?!"

"Muquad kweesta! Jua'aquad isa jal wadis!" Angel shouted, pointing out that Kokaua Town was now reduced to rubble, with much of the displaced dirt of the Garden Isle covering where the ?ohana's hometown once stood.

"The trees!" Pleakley shouted, "The beaches! The stores! _The mosquitoes!_What kind of horrible monster would take all those beautiful things away from us?!" He broke down sobbing hysterically.

"Did Godzilla come to our island?" Lilo wondered out loud, affiliating the destruction with her love of sci-fi movies. "If he did, then he was probably heading towards... Honolulu!"

She pointed towards the side of the windshield, pointing out a barely recognizable O?ahu. Not only was the island practically all dirt now, new craters, valleys and even bodies of water are pockmarking what was once Hawaii's most populated island.

And to even think that the ?ohana had just left there a few hours ago...

"See? He's even fighting another kaiju!"

Lilo was referring to the two giant masses moving around on the island fighting, at times appearing to grow larger. It was hard for anyone in the ship to make out any real details from their altitude, but their shapes and colors--one deep blue and one golden yellow--looked vaguely familiar.

"Is that?" Jumba said before a concerning thought came to mind. "_No._Computer, scan and identify large yellow and blue masses on O?ahu."

"SCANNING," the ship's computer responded. The ship rotated to its right to point towards the island. A powerful scanner hidden in the nose of the ship fired an infrared beam down to the planet surface over the island, scanning the island and the two giant beings on there. After a few seconds of gathering information, the ship's computer announced its results.

"SCAN COMPLETE. SUBJECTS IDENTIFIED AS EXPERIMENTS 625 AND 626."

"WHAT?!" Lilo shouted in shock, "Stitch and Sandwich Boy are fighting each other as giants destroying Hawaii?!"

"I always knew your little monsters were big problems!" Pleakley snapped at Jumba, "Now look what they've done! They took away our precious islands, and now they are going to destroy this wonderful, innocent planet because of your evil! And don't you dare be manically laughing or even grinning at your 'evil genius' work!"

And Jumba was really tempted to boast about his two experiments finally doing him proud and living up to what they were designed for, but considering the life and family he's grown close to on Earth, now in a sudden state of crisis much like the Hawaiian Islands right at that moment, it wouldn't be worth it.

Lilo was starting to tear up as her home island and the island with the state's largest city have been apparently ravaged by her very own best friend, now a giant beast along with his "cousin". Nani was so overcome with shock that she fainted, with David catching her fall. Lilo began to worry even more, but David reassured her that Nani was fine after he put his ear close to her body and listening through quiet but noticeable breaths of air passing through.

"She's still breathing," he said as he carried her limp body, "But she's going to need some rest." He dragged Nani's unconscious body to the back room that they used as their bedroom. "I think we're going to have a long discussion about this soon."

"Ice!" Pleakley shouted, "I'll go get some ice!" After making a quick glare at Jumba, Pleakley rushed over to help David out and get a bag of ice for Nani, believing that's she needs a quick cooldown based on what the Plorgonarian read in his Earth magazines. The door closed behind them once they left the cockpit.

"Naga bootifa, Jumba!" Angel shouted in anger at her creator for somehow causing all this chaos, knowing his personality.

"Jumba didn't cause anything this time!" the Kweltikwan retorted. "I had no intention of enlarging 625 or 626 before we went to Honolulu! Clearly, something else made them grow continuously, like-"

"Like your Protoplasmic Growth Ray?" Lilo said after wiping the tears from her eyes, remembering Jumba's resizing device. "Wait a minute!" she then realized, "Didn't you leave it back at the carnival?"

Jumba's face went blank for a moment, realizing that simple mistake. "AAAAAAGH!" he shouted in rage, slamming his fists on the cockpit's panel, "I hate it when evil genius mind makes momentary lapses in short-term memory! My own creation, left behind at traveling amusement park for no reason!"

Lilo thought some more about the growth ray, "But who on Earth would know about how that work?" It took her a couple seconds to realize exactly who could it be, "Oh, no. Gantu probably used the growth ray on 625 to make him even bigger than when we last saw him and get back at Stitch!"

"Ih," Jumba nodded in agreement, "And 626 probably managed to fight back for Protoplasmic Growth Ray, and it most likely had a major malfunction that injected both 626 and 625 with incredible amounts of radioactive energy, causing continuous growth. You see, experiments are able to _absorb_radioactivity, including gamma radiation emitted by Protoplasmic Growth Ray, without causing any negative effects to an experiment's health. The amount of energy absorbed by 625 and 626 is so great that their enlargement will not slow down until they reach planetary size, which could be happening in about one to two hours, possibly less than that."

"You mean they'll just keep growing until they're bigger than Earth?" Lilo asked.

"I'm afraid that will be inevitable," Jumba responded bluntly.

"But we need to at least stop them before they ruin the rest of our home!" Lilo said, referring to the entire planet. "Can't you just fire another size-changing laser from your ship?"

Jumba shook his head, saying, "Not possible; defense systems on ship don't have means of resizing anything, and even if they did, the range needed for a beam to reach them without putting the ship at risk of being swatted by humongous experiments like tiny flying Earth insect is too great for any beam to reach. Besides, as long as both experiments remain energized, their growth cannot be reversed."

"Then there has to be a way to at least get them to stop destroying things!" Lilo shouted, hoping to end the crisis as quickly as possible.

"Heegata no feebee!" Angel said, putting a fist into a palm.

"I appreciate your determination, but we're going to need more than just hope to stop growing experiments."

Lilo thought for a moment, thinking about a possible solution, before asking Jumba, "Well how about you just make a new growth ray and make Angel bigger?"

Angel's ears perked up in surprise. "Meega?" she asked, pointing at herself.

Lilo turned to the pink experiment. "If there's one experiment who can get them to stop, it's you. Besides, I noticed before that Stitch seems to do almost anything you tell him to do." Lilo also glared at Stitch's mate, saying, "And I hope you haven't been taking advantage of him because of that fact, Angel." Angel gave a nervous grin, her ears drooping down. She loves her boojiboo unconditionally, but she can't help herself to bring out the manipulative side of her sometimes, even with Stitch during their outings, like getting him to use a palm frond to blow some air on her when she relaxes on the beach. It's how she was programmed after all!

"We've got no time for accusing!" Jumba said, "And unfortunately, neither do we have enough time for making new growth ray. And even if we did, Jumba would need to tear down other evil genius inventions on this ship for parts."

"Wait a minute," he said with a look of realization, "Jumba already had another evil genius invention for enlarging anyway!" He then rushed over to the laboratory on his ship, telling Lilo and Angel to come with him. In the room, filled with high-tech alien equipment and machinery, Jumba looked in several compartments for a particular invention of his, eventually pulling out a blue cannon-like device with a scope on top, mounted on a three-wheeled base via a long, flexible, metal piece.

"Hey, didn't you mutate Phoon with that thing?" Lilo asked Jumba.

"Mutate?" Angel said in confusion and slight discomfort over the word "mutate".

"Yes, I see that Little Girl recognizes my Plasmatic Englobulatron," Jumba said with pride, "But after the incident with Experiment 540, I realized that it had better potential than Jumba realized. I concluded that it was it was better to use it to make instant mutations instead capturing experiments or accidentally destroying planets in massive explosions. So I decided not long after 540 was put into a one true place to modify and upgrade the Plasmatic Englobulatron."

He then pressed the button on the side of the barrel, holding it down for a couple seconds, and the scope's ring expanded, generating a large bluish holographic screen in the middle of the enlarged hole. The screen displayed a menu that used Tantalog characters, as per the norm with alien computers, displaying what appears to be a list of options.

"This is Jumba's new and improved Plasmatic Englobulatron 2.1!" the "evil genius" proudly said, "2.0 had some major bugs that took a while to be squashing. Anyway, no longer used for instantly capturing experiments--or having a 23.5% chance of destroying entire planets with big boom--Plasmatic Englobulatron 2.1 now fully dedicated to making quick and easy mutations on the go with better energy efficiency than before. You can choose the mutations you want to cause on any given target on this screen by turning the dial." He turned the dial around the button, with a triangle moving between the options. "Change your shape, your form, anything you want from your body to become the perfect evil genius monstrosity in less time than it takes heating sub-zero temperature-stored prepared foodstuffs in microwave oven. You can even now instantly mutate yourself using DNA of any creature, even podded experiments, by opening the slot under the screen." He pulled on the stem of the screen, lifting it from its hinge and opening the slot underneath for a brief moment, before shutting it closed.

"Well this is just what we need on short notice!" Lilo said after Jumba's brief lecture. "Are you ready, Angel?"

The pink siren experiment was a bit hesitant; besides being uncomfortable with the thought of having to fight her own boyfriend, she was uncertain about how this idea would exactly work, considering that so much of the Hawaiian Islands have been reduced to jal wadis, and things are not going to be exactly fixed once the fighting stops.

"Ah-rumba, Lilo," she said, "Meega think becoming big kaphong to aggaba Stitch and 625 isa naga el kiyotay."

"I know it's not the best idea right now," Lilo responded, "But we need to stop them first before we can fix all this. Besides, Jumba will find a way out of this. He is the greatest evil genius in the galaxy, after all!"

Jumba wasn't exactly so sure he can get out of this one, though, considering that he's never had to fix such a big thing like this before. After all, his experiments were designed to destroy everything. Not only that, it would take a long time for the islands and Earth to recover such a cataclysmic disaster; one that he would've wanted to happen anyway in an earlier, simpler, more evil time, but not these days. Nevertheless, he kept his cool and his mouth shut, not wanting to give the little Earth girl the benefit of the doubt.

Angel took a deep breath, looking down for a moment before facing Lilo with a determined look.

"Okie-taka, smish. Goobaja!"

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From his cockpit, Jumba turned his ship around so that the door on the side was facing towards the islands below, and Angel stood directly in front of the doorway, ready to be ejected from the ship to Earth. Lilo set up the Plasmatic Englobulatron to use its enlargement function and aimed the machine at Angel.

"Little Girl, on count of three, press the button to fire beam on 624. We need to time it just right so 624's rapid growth would be safely away from this ship, so I will open the door just before that happens. Are you ready, Lilo and 624?"

"Okie-taka!" said Angel with a thumb up.

"Rock-a-Hula!" said Lilo with a fist in the air.

"OK," said Jumba, "Fire Plasmatic Englobulatron 2.1 in one..."

Angel widened her stance a bit, hunching forward with her fists and eyes closed as she braced for the beam.

"Two..."

Lilo squinted as she looked into the scope, making sure that her aiming was true as her finger hovered over the button.

"Three!"

Lilo pressed the button, and the device fired a powerful energy beam at Angel. The pink experiment glowed bluish-green around her as her body absorbed the incredible energy. The device stopped firing, and Jumba immediately pressed a button on his panel, causing the door to quickly slide open. The vacuum of space sucked Angel right out the door, sending experiment on her way back home to stop her fellow experiments. Jumba pressed the door's button again, immediately shutting it before all the air escaped from the ship. He yawed the ship to have it face the Earth again, allowing him to see his pink creation falling towards the blue planet.

"And now, we wait."

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Angel opened her eyes to see Jumba's ship seemingly moving away from her. Her body tingled as the intense energy she took on began to affect her. After a brief moment of wincing with anticipation, her body quickly went through a growth spurt, expanding her from around three feet tall to thirty feet, then to a hundred feet, then five hundred, then two thousand, and so on. The feeling of the energy crackling within her felt amazing, as did the increasing heat that was being produced as her body grew ever bigger and entered Earth's atmosphere, her fireproofing protecting her as she grew closer towards the islands. She spun around to face the ground as gravity pulled her towards the planet, giving her a clearer view of the devastation and her targets.

As her body was already thousands of feet huge, her rapid entry into the stratosphere produced a massive shockwave, whose blast could be heard for miles below. As she fell, she could tell how extensive the damage was on Kaua'i, with Kokaua Town turned into "Kokaua Crater", and O'ahu not looking anything like it was when she left there hours ago. She could also make out the shapes the blue and yellow giants standing on destroyed island as she fell closer to them, clearly seeing them to be her mate and her immediate successor, respectively.

As she saw the two begin to grapple each other with each of the eight arms between them, forming a small (from her perspective) shockwave that broke more ground, Angel angrily squinted at the fighting cousins for what they've done. She stretched her arms out forward towards the two and called out for Stitch, "BOOJIBOO!"

It took a few seconds for the duo to notice her as the sound of her voice caught up to them, but by the moment they looked up to see her falling towards them, it was too late for them to even dodge her impending attack. Angel slammed hard into the two alien boys, who barely had time to notice that she was about twice their size; her massive arms pushed them down to the ground, and the three aliens slid against the Pacific Ocean for several miles, which only felt like a few yards to them, making tsunamis that would make their cousin Cannonball's waves look like mere ripples. Once they stopped dragging on the watery surface, Angel, using the boys as leverage, backflipped off them, making some more giant waves as she landed perfectly on her feet.

Stitch and Reuben sat up in the ocean water that was like a giant puddle to them, rubbing their heads from the sheer impact they endured. Once they gathered their thoughts, couldn't help but stare at the sight of the big, beautiful, pink alien siren standing over them with her hands on her lovely hips.

But the scowl on her face was anything but, and she was going to make it clear to them just how much choota they're in for causing such a colossal mess.

"Chi meetoh!" Angel shouted as she pointed at Stitch and Reuben, "Yuuga ika patookas are in big trouble!"