PROTOCOL FOR DEALING WITH VICIOUS RAPTORS AND OTHER SURPRISES
Earth: North American continent: 2866
The planet that used to be populated by Humans was now and had been for the past 400 years, fully automated. The city of Mechandron was a bustling metropolis of fully sentient robots, that were now doing the various jobs that once belonged to Humans.
The robotic citizens were a little on edge as a dozen heavily armored police mechs patrolled the city, after a series of attacks that happened over the past several weeks, unbeknownst to the cops, a small group of raptors were moving through the streets looking for food.
At that exact moment, a well dressed robot, most likely a college professor, turned the corner and came face to face with them.
"Oh...um...hello" spoke the robot in overly polite tone, trying to process what his visual sensors were telling him, the bot began to slowly move backward as the pack growled with a series of clicks as they approached him.
Even though the robot was far stronger than any organic life-form, he did not want to hurt them or any creature, unless there was no other choice.
"I...would rather not have to resort to violence, but since I have little recourse, you've left me no choice" stated the bot as his servos slipped under his sweater and withdrew the belt from his trousers.
SNAP! the belt cracked through the air when the professor cracked the long leather strap like a whip, the raptors screeched and advanced on the bot, who tightened his grip on the buckle and began to snap it rapidly.
WOOSH! SNAP! WOOSH! SNAP! WOOSH! SNAP! WOOSH! SNAP! WOOSH! SNAP! the professor's singular optic was half closed, mimicking a human narrowing their eyes.
The pack was soon sent on their way by the scary belt wielding robot, who chuckled smugly as he put the belt back on and headed home.
Once the small group had joined up with the rest of the pack, the sound of barks, clicks, and chirps filled the air, which alerted the police mechs to their location.
The entire pack soon grew quite as thunderous footsteps drew their attention to the approaching police mechs, before barking loudly.
"SCANNING INTUDERS!" said a deep baritone voice from the approaching police bot as he pulled a enormous metallic nightstick from the massive police service belt around his waist.
The police bot jerked back in surprise, before bending down to take a look at the creatures, the large singular optical sensor brightening with with curiosity as and something far more primal.
The raptors were unsure of the police mechs and began showing aggressive behavior. One of the units, quickly pulled out a long metallic whip that was at least 8feet long and snapped it firmly as some kind of electrical energy surged through the entire length.
The police mechs and the pack began charging at the same time, before two police bots were fighting the raptors, while the remaining police mechs just stood there and watched the action.
The sounds of screeching and electrified whip cracks filled the air, while the pack may have more agile, but the police bots were bigger and were heavily armored and had whips.
The police units were getting fairly aroused as they took in the sounds of the frantic pack, as they kept getting repelled by the cracks of the electrified whips, when unit 224's crotch panel retracted and a large metal cock sprung out.
224 would've been grinning if he had a mouth, the police bot powered down the whip and recoiled it, before sinking to his knees and gestured towards his fully erect cop dick with his nightstick.
"WARNING! POLICE UNIT IN NEED OF SERVICE" chuckled unit 515 with a monotone laugh, causing the other police bots to give the robot equivalent of an eye roll.
Two large raptors adorned with spiny head crests, slowly approached the kneeling police bot and sniffed at the metallic penis, nuzzling it before Blue gave a tentative lick across the thick base of the police unit's shaft.
224 felt a surge of intense pleasure run through his entire body, robotic moans escaped his non existent mouth as Azule joined his brother and lapped at the soft metal dick.
Unit 618 freed his own aching robocock and poked, smacked, and stroked his shaft with his nightstick, before a amorous 515 came over and knelt down next to his other cop and grasped his dick with servo lined with vibrating pads and treated the other unit to a superb hand job.
Unit 734's mainframe nearly crashed as he took in the sight of his fellow police units behaving so shamefully.
UNITS 224, 515, and 618" YOU WILL STOP THIS DISGRACEFUL BEHAVIOR AT ONCE!!!" bellowed unit 734 as he tried to get control of the other units.
"NEGATIVE SIR, IT IS ILLOGICAL TO DENY PLEASURE!" stated 224 as a spurt of oily cum shot out of his reproductive hardware.
Unit 734 was beyond furious as his plating was actually turning red, giving him the appearance of an angry cartoon character, seeing as there was no other alternative to the situation.
Unit 734's optical sensor flashed angrily as he promptly whipped off his service belt and folded it over in his servo, before giving it a audio splitting snap, that caused bots and raptors alike to look over at the royally pissed off police mech.
The other three units quickly got to their feet and scrambled over to the other police unit, in an almost comical way.
"REMOVE YOUR REAR PLATING AND BEND OVER FOR PUNISHMENT PROTOCOL" unit 734 seemed rather smug as the other police units dropped their rear plating, before bending over and giving 734 a good view of their synthetic flesh covered butts.
Unit 734 drew back the servo that was holding the belt as far as possible, before lashing it forward across 224's ass, then did the same with the other two units.
Over and over, 734 lashed the thick policeman's belt over the rumps of the other units, hearing them grunt with each strike.
Once all twenty strokes were given, unit 734 giving each of the thoroughly whipped bots a fatherly hug, before moving off and allowed the other units to gather themselves.
Blue and Azule led their pack elsewhere for something to eat, or maybe even a different kind of meat.
The next day, after Doctor Perceptron finished up with his last appointment, the medical bot went to finish some work in the back office, his plump bottom straining against the fabric of his suit pants.
The doctor ass was too god a target for his computerized assistant pass up, so the devious A.I system brought out a mechanical arm from the ceiling, and smacked DR. Perceptron's meaty rump.
"AHHH....OWWWW!" exclaimed the shocked doctor,before whipping around, servos clutching his ass, trying to find out what and more importantly who, had just struck him.
A soft feminine laugh from a digital face on the screen across the room, had the doc glaring.
"Liz! d-did you just assault my posterior region?" inquired the startled medical bot.
Apologies Doctor, but you have a very spankable but" giggled the assistant.
"Hmm...be that as it may, I would prefer not to have my backside violated like that again..."
"Come on...Percy, you know you loved it" stated Liz with a aroused growl of passion.
"Ooooh...you naughty girl, do I need to spank you?" teased the doctor.
"Sounds wonderful, but you'll have to catch me first" laughed Liz before turning off, for the rest of the day and left the doctor to finish up.
As Dr. Perceptron left the medical building, the sounds of wild animals had him on edge. The sudden anguished scream of a robot being attacked, caused the medical bot to reach for his belt, but then found to his horror that he wasn't wearing one.
Medical bots, while armored, were pretty much defenseless. So, if the raptors wanted to make him their prey, there would be no way to protect himself, unless he had a belt or a whip.
And as luck would have it, Dr. Perceptron happened to have a whip, which was a good thing, seeing as the two raptors made their way towards the doctor.
Percy pulled the coiled up whip out of his lab coat and unfurled it. The medical bot trembled slightly as he charged up the electrically charged whip, before giving it a slight snap, sending a small surge of energy at the beasts.
Perceptron snapped the whip once more, but with a little more force, to show the beasts that he meant business.
The medical bot unleashed a series of rapid snaps of the whip, at the charging raptors. WOOSH! CRACK! WOOSH! CRACK! WOOSH! CRACK! WOOSH! CRACK! WOOSH! CRACK! WOOOOSSSSHHHH! CRRRAAACCCKKK.!
The rapid snapping of the electrically charged metallic whip, sent the beast packing, giving the doctor a chance to get home without any problems.
Perceptron was greeted by his dog, who's tail wagged happily at the sight of his master, and while eagerly sniffing all over him, bonked his head against the doctor's crotch and seemed curious about what was leaking in his pants.
Perceptron could feel that his waste tanks were full and that he needed to void them, so he made his way to the bathroom, getting his pants down and sat on the toilet while fending off his horny mutt that was humping his leg.
The doctor's metallic penis was jutting out from his crotch, taunting the dog, almost as if it were daring the canine to lick it.
Perceptron grunted as he farted and voided his waste tank into the bowl, which was the moment that his dog decided to lick his dick.
Percy's optic sensor glowed brightly as the dog's tongue lapped at his reproductive unit, the doctor cocked his head as if puzzled by the action, the medical bot was as still as a statue as he licking continued.
"Hmmm...this sensation feels pleasing" informed the doctor, before spreading his legs and leaned back as much as possible on the toilet, the oily cum that was starting to dribble out of his dick, was quickly lapped up by the dog's sweeping tongue.
Percy was trying to find what to say, so after using his processor to connect with the internet, he rapidly searched through the human sexual database for anthing that might help him.
"Hmmm....good dog...lick daddy's dick" stated Percy with a monotone.
The doc didn't seem to like how his vocal processor sounded when he said that. Even the dog, whose brain was the size of a orange, sat back and cocked his furry head at him as if his pet found it too robotic sounding.
A sudden crash from somewhere in the house had caused the dog to growl and raced off to see what it was.
Percy heard the sounds of screeching and barks and yelps from the bathroom, so after wiping his but with toilet paper, the medical bot grabbed his pants, pulling them up as he stood up and then went to help his pet.
The doctor wasn't sure how it happened, but the raptors that he had encountered before, had gotten into his house and were terrorizing the dog.
Perceptron grabbed one of the raptors by tail and yanked him backwards, before sitting down on a sturdy stool and upended the flailing raptor right over his knee, before pinning him with a hand and smacked the saurian on the butt with the other
"BAD RAPTOR!" scolded the doctor, before smacking Azule again and again, causing him to screech in pain and terror, while Blue and the dog cowered on the floor.
After the humiliating and painful lesson was over, Percy released the scaly beast and stood up to glare at the beast.
"BEHAVE!" commanded the doctor, who then pointed to the corner and sent the raptor over to it, for a time out.
Percy shook his head in utter amusement, as Blue and the dog had poked their heads up, to see if it was safe to get up.
Latter that night, the sound of the doorbell ringing had alerted the dog, who began barking.
Percy came out of sleep mode and went to the door, before pressing a button that made the door slide open, the doctor heard a soft gurgle and looked down at what made the noise.
The medical picked up what appeared to be a badly crafted basket that contained a small but very special package. A small pudgy face poked out from the blanket, cooing with delight.
A human baby, an actual human baby was looking at him, which seemed rather illogical at first, given that humans were thought to have died hundreds of years before.
Perceptron read the note that was attached to the basket, the doctor's optical sensor widened in disbelief when the infant's hand morphed into a small plasma cannon and fired at the upper part of the house.
Percy picked the giggling baby, tossed the basket and went back inside, the door sliding closed behind them.
According to the note, the baby's mother was a woman that he had rescued from a slave labor camp about nine mounts ago.
As Percy bounced the infant in his lap, the doc began to get get a horrible feeling.
The note said that he and this woman met and had a sexual encounter almost a year ago, but as far has he knew, he'd never had sex with a female anything before, let alone a human female.
So why couldn't he remember what happened?
Whether he did or didn't, he was a father, and despite being older than some of the medical bots out there, he knew that he would have to protect this child.
If Percy could hand handle a raptor, then logically, he should be able to handle one kid.
Right?