Boredom makes you write weird things
Additional context:
This was a text that was briefly in the public chat in the furry nexus.
I deleted it after I got notified that text walls are illegal on the server.
I had for some reason the urge to share this text, so I uploaded it here.
I'm not a professional writer nor am I interested in becoming one so there might be many mistakes.
Also I'm using a tool to correct grammar mistakes, but sometimes it corrects to an entirely different word so that might also be an issue.
Got bored and decided to write some bullshit.
Context: this message is a second answer to the qotd: "Describe your perfect fursuit. What features does it have? Follow me eyes, built in cooling, a moveable jaw? The options are limitless! "
If I would get a fursuit it should defiantly have a cooling system to protect the from the heat.
But heat is not the only problem, what if someone is attacking me with a ranged weapon?
The answer is easy: 6 surface-to-surface missiles. Of course the enemy might have countermeasures to this so it only makes sense to also have 4 sniper rifles integrated into the suit to dispatch enemy targets should they shot down the surface-to-surface missiles. Now what if the enemy is in an aeroplane? Easy: 10 surface-to-air missiles. But I also have to easily keep track of the enemy air forces so I should also have a radar installed in the fursuit.
But what if the enemy gets into close combat? A chainsword is the answer!
Now that I am properly protected I would also have those "follow me eyes".
I hope I don't get attacked by a submarine.