Dildos & Dragons

Story by Vachir on SoFurry

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Tabletop games with friends, extra spicy edition!


"So we all died again!?" Timur whined, collapsing dramatically back into his chair, his long lemur tail flopping to the floor behind him. "Yep, looks like it," said Rita sitting next to him, looking over his shoulder at his character sheet. The husky's character had died in the same trap explosion, while she and Timur were trying to rescue their other two friends Philo and Jex, who were in the process of being roasted alive by a gang of goblins. Jex was a hyena, who found the whole situation quite amusing, while Philo, a timid white rabbit, wasn't at all comfortable with the idea of being roasted alive, even if it was just a game.

"Well, want to give it another try?" Asked Sen, her silver fox tail swishing as she smiled at the other four seated around the table out from behind her game master screen. "No, no way, this game sucks!" objected Timur, folding his arms in a huff. The other three murmured sentiments of agreement and Sen sighed and rolled her eyes. "You guys, it isn't supposed to be that hard," she tried explaining, "you just have to, you know, like, work together." Rita shook her head. "Maybe we could just watch a movie?" she offered, as the failed party members started getting up from the table. "Wait!" called Sen, drawing their attention back to her. "I do have another game that might be easier, but I'm not sure if you'd be up for it." Timur held up his paw to ward her off. "No, no way, not if it is gonna kill us all again," he said he complained. "Oh no, you can't die in this game," Sen explained, "and it even comes with costumes!" "So you want us to play dress-up?" Jex asked suspiciously. "Sounds fun!" said Rita, sitting back down at the table smiling. "Great! Just a minute," said Sen, hopping up from the table and running down the hall to her room.

"What did you say that for?" Philo sighed, sitting back down at the table also, "Now she's gonna make us play again." "Oh come on," said Rita, "it's not like we've got anything better to do." The other two sighed and also took their seats again at the table. School was out for summer and things had been pretty boring lately for the five of them. Sen's parents had gone away for the weekend so the group of friends had agreed to come over and keep her company. Little did they know her diabolical plan was to have them play her favorite tabletop games the whole time.

Sen hurried back, holding a gigantic box in her arms with the title "D&D: Extreme Edition" written across the top, with the image of a huge red dragon behind it. "Whoa, this looks intense," said Rita, admiring the artwork and impressed by the size of the box. "It has a lot of accessories!" Sen said excitedly as she set it down on the floor beside her chair and began to put the pieces for the previous game away. "Have you even played this one before?" Jex asked, peering under the table at the box, and also getting a glance up Rita's skirt. "Not yet, it's pretty new, but it got great reviews," Sen said as she lifted up the top of the massive box to peek inside.

Sen first pulled out the thick rulebook and set it on the table in front of her, then started passing out character sheets, along with a quick start guide page to each of her players. "Now just fill these out, and based on what you pick I'll give you some stuff you have to wear," she said, opening up the book and starting to read through it. The four players quickly followed the steps for making up characters, then gave their character sheets back to Sen, who looked them over and started removing their items from the box. "One for you, and for you, and for you, and for you," she said, passing out all the bundled-up outfits. "I guess we'd better get dressed so we can start," said Rita, standing up. "Sen can I use your room?" she asked, already heading down the hallway. "Sure!" Sen called as Rita stepped into her room and shut the door. Jex and Timur got up too, Jex heading to the bathroom while Timur stepped into Sen's parents' bedroom, as all the other rooms were occupied.

"Aren't you gonna change too?" Sen said, leaning forward toward Philo with a smile. He gulped and squirmed a little in his seat. "Yeah but, where can I go?" he asked nervously. You could always change right here," Sen said with a giggle, "I don't mind." Philo blushed and sank down into his seat. "Uhh.. maybe I'll just wait," he said, just as one of the hallway doors opened and Rita came wandering out in a very revealing outfit, consisting of a top and skirt made of large green plastic leaves. Philo hurried down the hall past her with his outfit into Sen's room, looking away from Rita blushing as she saw what she was wearing. "Umm, are you sure this is right?" the husky girl asked as Sen smiled up at her. "Jungle huntress? Yep, looks great on you!" the vixen said, seeming quite pleased with herself.

Rita sat down, and soon Timur and Jex returned, with Timur dressed in a short purple robe, while Jex was wearing only a coarse brown cotton loincloth and a pair of silver plastic wristbands. "Hey, that isn't fair!" Rita objected as she saw what Timur was wearing, feeling practically naked in her outfit of barely overlapping leaves. "Hehe, maybe you should read your character sheet more closely next time," Sen teased, as Timur sat down and stuck his tongue out at Rita. "I think you look just fine Rita," said Jex, stroking his loincloth with a wink. "You would!" she teased back, folding her arms across her chest.

"Uhh.. Sen? Are you sure that this is right?" asked Philo, as he walked back out with his paws between his legs, wearing a mesh weave harness and short skirt of thin strips of black cloth. Sen picked up his character sheet to double-check and nodded. "Gladiator? Yep! That's definitely you!" she giggled, as did the other three. Blushing profusely, Philo sat down.

"What about you Sen, what are you gonna wear?" Jex asked with a laugh. Sen blinked in surprise. "Me? I'm just running the game, not playing," she said, looking quite confused. "Well it isn't very fair is it, making us all dress up without doing it yourself." Sen tilted her head and thought about this for a moment. "Well, ok, I can make myself up a character, but you'll have to treat her as a follower. I can't play a character and run the game at the same time." Everyone nodded in agreement, so Sen quickly filled out a character sheet for herself and pushed it over to Jex, before picking out her costume and heading to her room to change.

"I think I like this game already," said Rita with a giggle, looking over the three boys. "Too bad hyenas don't eat leaves," said Jex with a laugh, "maybe Timur could eat a few of yours." Timur blushed as Rita looked over to him, wiggling gently to rustle the leaves of the tiny outfit barely concealing her large bouncing breasts with a giggle. Sen soon returned, catching everyone's attention. Her outfit consisted of a silver plastic chest plate, that only barely covered her upper chest, and a shining tiny silver thong, set low on her waist. "Umm.. wow Sen," said Rita looking her over as she sat down. The boys all seemed too stunned to comment.

"Well, now that we're all set we can finally start to play!" said Sen excitedly, taking her seat and setting out the game tiles and character figures markers. "So, the object of the game is to steal the treasure from the dragon's cave without getting caught," Sen explained, placing down a large painted model of a dragon in the middle of the board in front of her. "I thought you said this game wasn't gonna kill us all again," said Timur, looking over the dragon model with concern. "Oh he won't kill you if he catches you," said Sen, "you'll umm.. have to wait and see." Sen took out additional markers representing various items along with a set of dice as the players studied the arrangement of the game pieces. The item markers Sen placed at various locations inside the dragon's cave, while the player markers were moved out to the cave's entrance.

"Now you have to all decide how to begin," said Sen, leaning back in her chair with a broad smile. "I think we should run in and take the dragon by surprise!" suggested Jex with a laugh. Rita rolled her eyes and shook her head. "I don't think we're supposed to attack the dragon," she said, "we're supposed to be stealing the.. what was it?" she asked, turning to Sen. "The treasure!" Sen reminded her with a giggle, pointing at a yellow marker in the back of the dragon's cave. "Maybe I can turn us all invisible," Timur said, looking over his character sheet, then up to Sen. "Yes you can do that," said Sen, "but it has a chance to wear off every time you move." Timur rolled the dice and then looked back over to Sen, who added up the dice and nodded. "Yep, ok you're all invisible," she said, marking it down on her notepad. "I run into the cave!" shouted Jex, picking up the dice and rolling them. "Not again!" said Rita, burying her face in her paws.

"Can I run too?" asked Timur, but Sen shook her head, "You have to wait until after everyone else since you just cast a spell," she explained. "Well I use sneak so I don't wake the dragon up," said Rita, rolling the dice for herself. "Is the dragon even asleep?" asked Philo, watching what was going on nervously. Sen giggled. "Well you don't know that yet do you?" she asked with a smile. "Well, I guess I will sneak too," said Philo, picking up the dice as Sen moved Rita's model into place. "Gladiators can't sneak," Sen corrected him, "but walking would be quieter than running." Philo nodded and rolled the dice, and Sen moved his character along up to Rita's.

"So what about me?" Sen said, pointing to her marker still at the entrance to the cave. "Oh! You're going to run too, gotta keep up with me!" said Jex. "Fine.." said Sen, rolling her eyes. Jex laughed and picked up the dice again, rolling them for Sen, who nearly caught up to him when she moved. "Ok, now let's see if your invisibility wears off," said Sen, rolling the dice again. She sighed in relief and nodded on seeing the roll. "Ok, you are still invisible," she said, "but the dragon can hear you running, and looks around his cave to try and find you."

"Umm, ok, start another turn!" said Sen, looking around the table. "Can I run now?" asked Timur, seeming bored already. "Sure," shrugged Sen, and Timur picked up and rolled the dice. Sen added up the roll and moved Timur past Rita and Philo, nearly catching up with Jex. "Ok, let's all stick together now," said Rita as she rolled the dice to move and catch up. Philo rolled too, and with that, the four of them plus Sen's follower character were all back together again. "Jex what about you?" Sen asked, looking at him across the table. "I.." Jex began with a grin, "run to the back of the cave and grab the treasure!" "No!" shouted Rita "What are you doing?" "What we're supposed to be doing," Jex said, "stealing the treasure!" Jex rolled the dice and Sen moved his piece around the large dragon model, close to the treasure at the back of the cave. "And I suppose I am also running too?" she asked him with a sigh. "Yep!" Jax said, rolling the dice again for Sen. "Hmm," said Sen, looking at the dice roll. She picked up the marker for her character and moved it around behind the dragon, not quite as far as Jex.

With another turn out of the way, Sen rolled for invisibility to wear off again. "Uhoh, she said, as she looked at the result of the dice. "What uhoh?" Rita asked nervously. "Well invisibility wears off and the dragon sees you, now we have to start combat!" Timur groaned and Rita shook her head. "This is gonna turn out just like last game, isn't it?" Timur whined. "I sure hope not," said Philo with a gulp.

"Ok," said Sen, flipping through the rulebook, "First the dragon attacks everyone in front of him and you three have to roll to save your armor." "You mean an armor save?" Timur asked, confused. "Umm, kind of!" said Sen. "Timur since you are wearing cloth armor you need a 3," she explained, placing a die in front of him. Timur rolled and came up a 5. "Ok, you're safe," Sen said, grabbing a set of dice and sliding them over to Rita. "You get to roll twice, once for your skirt and once for your top," Sen explained. "And since you're wearing umm.. leaves, that means.. I think you need to roll at least a 4 on each," said Sen, checking her book. Rita picked up the dice and rolled them one at a time. "My skirt is a.. 4," she said after the first roll, "and my top is a.. 2.." she gulped and looked up to Sen nervously.

"Sorry Rita," Sen said, "your top is destroyed, and you have to take it off." Rita's eyes went wide with shock. "Wait what?" she asked in disbelief. "That's how the game works," Sen shrugged. All the boys were looking at Rita with big smiles on their faces. The husky girl looked around blushing then turned back to Sen who gently nodded. "Ugh, fine!" Rita said, and reached back to unfasten her leafy top before casting it aside, exposing her impressive breasts. "Whoa, nice tits!" Said Jex with a laugh. "Oh shut up!" Rita snapped, blushing and covering them with her paws. Sen then pushed the dice over to Philo to make his rolls.

"They are nice," Timur said softly sitting beside Rita. "Yeah, you think so?" she whispered back, turning toward him and slowly lowering her paws to expose her hard nipples. Timur blushed and nodded, before quickly turning to look away. "Oh no!" Cried Philo, looking at the dice he'd just rolled. "Sorry," said Sen, "looks like your outfit didn't make it." Philo whimpered and shook his head. "Oh come on, this isn't fair!" he objected. "Come on, I did it!" Rita argued, making Philo blush. "I.. ok.." he said with a sigh, slowly standing up and taking off the harness then pulling off his skirt, leaving him standing there naked with his small lapine cock fully erect.

"Wow, looks like someone sure enjoys this game," teased Sen, as Philo blushed and quickly sat down again. "And now.. you have to roll for me," Sen said nervously, pushing the dice over to Jex. "Someone left me too close to the dragon's tail," she added with a glare. Jex smiled and licked his lips. "So, what do I have to roll to get that outfit off of you?" he asked, picking up two dice. "Umm, well since I'm wearing metal armor, each piece would take a 1 or a 2," San said, sitting up in her seat to watch the dice roll at the opposite end of the table. Jex rolled both the dice together, one coming up a 4 and the other coming up a 2. "Yes!" shouted Jex triumphantly. Sen gulped. "Wait, which piece was that for?" she asked him nervously. Jex looked her up and down with a smile. "Bottom," he said with a grin.

Sen slowly stood up, looking around the table at everyone watching her as she then slowly peeled the shiny thong down and off, exposing her soaking vulpine pussy. "Ooh, someone's getting wet," Rita teased. "Oh like you're not?" Sen answered, sitting herself back down and crossing her legs.

"Right, so now you guys get another turn, better be extra careful!" said Sen, sitting back and watching what her friends would do next. "I.. cast Confuse on the dragon," said Timur, taking the dice and rolling them. "Hmm, looks like the dragon does not seem confused," said Sen, looking over the roll. "I prepare to dodge his next attack," said Rita, squirming a bit in her seat after watching Sen lose her thong. "I want to try and do that too," said Philo, still blushing with embarrassment. "Gladiators can't do that Philo," Sen said, shaking her head. "Well what can I do?" Philo asked, exasperated. "Well you can try and attack the dragon, or you can try and run away," said Sen, sitting up to peek over at his character sheet. "I want to try and run away," he said, and picked up and rolled the dice. "Uhoh, seems like you're stuck in combat and unable to run away," said Sen as she added up the roll. "Philo sighed with frustration and wrapped his arms around himself protectively.

Meanwhile, Timur had slipped his paw under the table and was lightly stroking along Rita's thigh. Rita gasped in surprise at first, but then with a small smile returned the favor, lifting up Timur's robe and sliding her paw underneath it. "This is quite a game," Timur whispered, "I've always wanted to see you topless." "Well I hope you like what you see," Rita whispered back, sliding her paw further and further up between the lemur's legs.

"Well I grab the treasure!" said Jex, smiling as Sen moved the treasure marker next to the hyena's model. "And what about me?" Sen asked, pointing to her marker. "You?" said Jex, tilting his head. "You should come over here, right beside me," he said, patting his thigh. "Just in the game," Sen said with a giggle, sliding her marker over to his.

"And now the dragon attacks again, rawr!" said Sen enthusiastically, passing the dice back over toward Timur. He rolled a 1, and didn't manage to save his armor this time. With a sigh, the lemur stood up, as Rita quickly pulled her paw back out from under his robe. He bunched the robe up and slipped it up over his head and off, leaving him standing still wearing a pair of tight bulging underwear. "Hey, that isn't fair!" Said Rita as he went to sit back down. "Oh fine!" he said, getting back up and then slipping his underwear down and off. Rita smiled as Timur sat back down beside her naked, and picked up the dice in one paw while slipping her other into the lemur's lap.

Rita's roll came up a 1 as well, and Sen giggled and shook her head. "Looks like your dodge fails and you lose your skirt," she said. "Well I guess that is fair," Rita said, smiling a little at Timur as she stood up and slipped the leafy skirt down and off, revealing to everyone at the table how wet she was as well. When she sat back down, she slid her chair a little closer up beside Timur's, and tried not to give anything away when his paw quickly found its way back between her legs under the table.

"So Philo," Sen said, "Since you were already out of armor, the dragon captures you with his attack!" Philo gulped. "I have something special for that here," she said, looking back inside the box and pulling a folded metal contraption out. She got up and started laying it out in the center of the large table beside the game tiles. The metal rods formed an H shape across the surface of the table, with a metal ring attached to each end. A strange control box also extended up from one side including a set of buttons. "There!" she said, "Climb up!" Philo looked up at the strange device nervously. "You.. want me to get up on the table.. naked?" he asked blushing. Sen who was standing bottomless standing beside his chair nodded. "It won't be so bad," she said, offering him a paw, "besides, it makes the game a lot more realistic."

Philo nervously gave Sen his paw, and she helped him to climb up onto the table, where she locked his wrists and ankles into the metal rings at the four corners of the device, facing away from her with his rear toward the controls. Once he was securely locked in place, Sen reached back down into the game box and pulled something else out, a huge, ribbed, golden dragon dildo. "Whoa, what are you gonna do with that?" Jex asked, as she stood back up and fitted the dildo to the control box attached to the device, aiming it directly toward Philo's naked rear. "Well, remember how this dragon doesn't like, kill you?" She asked, pressing one of the buttons to switch the device on, and then getting a bottle of lubricant out from the game box and pouring some out over the giant dildo. "He.. kinda has other things in mind for those who try to steal his treasure." "What? What are you talking about?" Whimpered Philo as he strained to try and look behind him.

"First let's see if your friends can manage to rescue you!" said Sen, sitting back down in her chair. "So, what are you guys gonna do?" she asked. Rita and Timur had been quite distracted, though it was hard for their friends to notice what was going on under the table. Jex was looking over his character sheet, considering what he should try and do. "Guys!" Sen insisted, clapping her paws to wake them up. "Oh, sorry," Tumur said blushing and looking down at his spell list. "I umm.. I cast charm," he said, picking up and rolling the dice. "On the dragon?" Sen asked, adding up the roll. "No umm, on Rita." "Uhh.. can he do that?" Rita asked. "I.. don't see why not," said Sen, flipping through the rulebook.

"Umm.. guys? Something's.. happening," Philo whimpered, as the device began to activate, the tip of the huge dragon dildo starting slowly rocking back and forth, gently nudging the bunny boy's exposed tailhole with its sharply tapered tip. "So Rita," Timur said ignoring him, "Now that you're charmed, how about you come over here and sit in my lap. "Whatever you say," she said with a giggle, and shifted over to straddle his hips with a moan.

"Jex?" Sen asked, looking over at him. "Hey, I have the treasure now, what is it?" he asked, looking past Philo over at the game board. "Oh, I almost forgot!" Sen said, reaching back down into the game box. "No wait, help me!" Philo said, squirming as he felt the dildo thrusting harder, causing his tight little tailhole to start to stretch. "Here you go," said Sen, getting up and placing a gold collar in Jex's paws. "This is a magic collar that makes any player your slave for one day," she said with a giggle. "So does this work on you?" he asked, looking up at her with a smile. "Oh, uhh, well I'm not sure, I'm not really a player, I'll have to check the rules," she said. Jex stood up and clipped the collar around her neck, pulling his loincloth aside to reveal his huge hard hyena cock. "Oh fuck the rules," she said with a giggle, bending over the table with her legs spread wide and her tail lifted high.

"I.. think I like this game," Timur panted later on as the four friends relaxed together naked on the sofa, hugging Rita close with his cum still splattered across her inner thighs. "I.. thought you'd like it," Sen sighed, laying down beside Jex with her legs spread and hyna cum still dripping from her pussy. "Guys.. how.. long do I.. have to.. aaah!" cried out Philo from the dining room as he started to climax again, coating the table's surface with even more of his cum as the huge dragon dildo continued rapidly slamming into his overstretched tailhole.