Heroes aren’t Meant to be Beaten, Just Enjoyed

Story by danath on SoFurry

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The Paladin was never really a gym guy. The mighty hero didn't need to thanks to his super powers. But now, even the powerful Paladin has found a place that can really get him fired up about working out!


Heroes aren't Meant to be Beaten, Just Enjoyed

By Danath

Characters © Sanmer

Read the first Paladin story, "Unexpected Success," at https://www.sofurry.com/view/1458128!

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The Paladin didn't really have a disguise, other than to use a fraction of his power to turn his unicorn horn invisible when in public. Then, after simply changing into street clothes or, as in this case, gym clothes, nobody recognized him. Despite his stark dark brown face and beige hide, and the unchanged mane he had whether in either persona, simply removing the horn turned him into just another stallion in the city, nondescript and almost invisible.

Keeping his identity a secret mattered to the Paladin to protect his friends. There were all sorts of villains out there who would go to any lengths to harm them. Passing that crazy fox doctor's mind control test a few weeks ago certainly helped him feel more at ease, though. Fortunately, villains with technology that advanced were rare.

In addition to that good news, he also discovered a fantastic new gym through a recommendation from a fellow masked crimefighter. The place was almost too good to be true - convenient location, 24-hours, lots of secret identity changing places nearby, and not to mention the gym itself had top of the line equipment that challenged even the mighty Paladin to flex his stuff. Considering the powerful superhero could lift a normal gym clear off its foundations if he really put his mind to things, that was quite impressive by itself. The spa and steam facilities also added luxuries that he never knew he needed. The gym was called "Renma's" and the Paladin figured he was in the best shape of his life after going almost every day. Sometimes twice a day, and once at 2 a.m. after foiling a bank heist.

A familiar furry brown face at reception smiled at him as he walked inside.

"Welcome back! I'll sign you in, so go on through," the olinguito behind the desk said. "Good to see you again!"

The Paladin's pupils dilated, though he exhibited no other signs or symptoms of anything being wrong as he passed wordlessly through the lobby with hardly a glance at the small, brown-furred male at the computer.

"Hee... that one is my favorite," the olinguito murmured to himself as he turned back to his screen and opened a few menus. One, labeled "ready for processing," he highlighted and added the Paladin's image to. A notification appeared signalling the system was standing by.

On the other side of the doors, inside what was supposed to be a gym, the Paladin faced a long, curving corridor made of some sort of dark black metal. Small pipes ran along the ceiling, some outfitted with vents that released a steady stream of fine mist into the air. Loud grunts and moans and gasps echoed up and down the metallic, dark corridor as the Paladin tugged off his clothes and tossed them to the side, where they landed in a sticky pool of seed along the edge of the corridor with a whole pile of other clothes in a variety of colors and sizes. In both upper corners of the hallway, ropes of dim purple lights flickered in a rhythmic hypnotic pattern, providing the only illumination. The tunnel curved gradually around a massive central column, though there were no doors or windows as far down either side of the corridor as the Paladin could see. There was, however, another gymgoer, and the big unicorn's muzzle turned upwards in a friendly grin.

"Lightning Blast, good to see you!" the unicorn said, relaxing his powers so that his horn became visible. "I was wondering when I'd run into you here again!"

A large, muscular black bear grinned at the stallion. The bear was standing with his legs spread and eagerly thrusting into the muzzle of a gurgling cheetah. The cat sat on his rump, legs spread, arms supporting his shoulders with his palms flat to the floor behind him, as the bear's huge shaft stretched his jaw to its limit. The small feline's throat bulged with the thickness of the superhero's massive cock grinding deep to the base with each muzzle-stretching thrust, and a river of pre-cum drizzled steadily down the spotted yellow cat's twitching chest before splitting to the left or right as it reached the swell of his plump, sloshing belly. The pale, cream-colored fur coating his plump stomach was slick and wet, shiny from the output of the small feline's own thickness bobbing against him.

"Oh, and Rapido, too. How've you been?"

The big bear grunted. "Been good. My sidekick here has finally decided to start coming to the gym with me to bulk up. Sure, he's fast, but he needs the brawn to back it up, am I right?"

"Too true. Glad to see he's taking your advice," the Paladin said.

"Yup, soon this tiny kitten will be a full-grown ferocious big cat able to take down the toughest of them! Plus he's fast as hell, you oughta see him run, Paladin. It's real impressive."

There were a few gurgles and shudders from below as the muscular black bear's hips dropped over and over, smacking his heavy, black-furred balls across the cheetah's neck and chest. The big male chatted with the Paladin casually for a few minutes. As they spoke, the Paladin's thick flared arousal swelled, lifting up and away as his full sheath pulled back, until the rigid medial ring bobbed above the unicorn's belly button and the fat flare bounced off of his own muscular, slablike pecs. Hard as granite, too, as the thick shaft smooshed warmly across them, with hard nipples that could cut steel. The superhero's heavy balls drifted side to side off of his thighs as he watched Lightning Blast go to town on Rapido's muzzle, stretching and throating the cheetah as casually as one might pay for a cup of coffee at a cafe.

"So, Lightning Blast, any good run-ins lately?"

The black bear's bulky shoulders tensed before his fingers dug into the fur on the cheetah's skull. The cat gurgled, immediately coughing up large loads of pre-cum, as Lightning Blast dragged his hips away and jammed his fat, twitching cock towards a small aperture set into the interior wall, one of many running along the dark, curved tunnel, all leading to the inside of the large column. The aperture swiveled wider to accommodate the bear's girth as the huge male slammed his hips to the wall, letting his pent up orgasm finally escape with a long and loud groan of lust.

The big male's knees shuddered as he panted and gasped for breath.

"No... hnnnh... nothing all that great. Couple of... huff... purse snatchers. You know, I might need to take a break soon."

The cheetah flopped onto his back and grunted as a wave of seed rolled out of his muzzle and over his cheeks, pooling around his head, while his large belly sloshed back and forth against his paws. The feline's cock twitched harder and faster above his fat, heavy balls, as suddenly the cheetah discovered he could move very quickly after all.

With super speed, the spotted big cat leapt to his feet and jammed his hips forward, slamming home into the aperture on the wall just as his painfully hard arousal erupted inside, draining his fat, cream-colored balls yet another load. His belly flattened against the metal, forcing a few gulping coughs of thick pre-cum back up his throat, though being superspeedy had its benefits when it came to cardiovascular recuperation, and the cheetah was breathing steadily in no time as the aperture milked him for every drop of seed. A blissful look crossed his muzzle as he sagged forward, draining from both ends.

"Are you taking a break from a workout? What, is the world ending?"

The Paladin grinned as he watched the bear lean into the wall, cock halfway out of the aperture, still spitting and spurting thick loads of spunk into whatever was on the other side of the wall, before the bear's hips swung back in with a wet thud, reconnecting him solidly and blasting another huge load of pent-up jizz.

"Yeah, well, I gotta be tough to inspire Rapido, don't I?" the bear asked, grinning. "Ain't that right? You aren't going to be my sidekick forever, are ya?"

Lean and lithe with sleek and powerful muscles, the speedster grinned and licked his lips clean as the light above his aperture turned green and he took a step away from the wall, dragging his fat pink arousal free. He certainly was quick to the finish line.

"Of course not! I'm gonna go out and serve the communimphhhghrt!"

The Paladin lazily stepped up and grabbed hold of the top of Rapido's head mid-sentence. The powerful unicorn flexed his hips forward, forcing his huge horsecock past the cheetah's lips and deep into the back of his throat. Despite the size of the bear's massive arousal, the feline's throat still felt nice and tight around the unicorn's meat as he bucked forward, casually throating the cheetah and gagging the speedster.

"That's the spirit, Rapido! You're teaching him well, Lightning Blast!"

The Paladin's light colored lips pulled away from his teeth as he pumped his hips forward faster and faster. Both paws clenched around the cheetah's head as he felt his hard, swollen shaft twitch and throb. The friction made the unicorn's head spin. His pecs and abs clenched as he pushed himself the hilt and moaned, ready to fire his cannon.

Then, just like the bear, he dragged the cat off his cock and swiveled to the wall, finishing only once he'd fully lodged his arousal inside the next available aperture. Rapido fell to the floor, moaning and spread-eagled as he tried to recover from the stallion's lust, belly refilled, while the Paladin leaned on his arm against the wall, shuddering and whinnying until whatever was on the other side of the wall milked his orgasm to the point he was firing blanks.

The light at the top of the bear's aperture turned green, releasing his shaft fully. The Paladin's followed suit a few minutes later, by which time Rapido was on his feet, albeit shakily, and dripping with both males' seed as well as the nonstop spray of mist raining down from the sprinklers, just enough to bead up along their pelts and soak in to their skin while filling their nostrils and lungs with every deep breath.

"Ha! Thought you could take the Paladin, eh?" Lightning Blast said, slapping a large black paw across the cheetah's shoulders. "Unlikely, kid!"

"Heh, I guess. I learned a lot, though!"

"Alright, I'll see you two around. Have fun with the rest of your workout!"

Lightning Blast's paw, which had been draped around Rapido's shoulder, gripped it instead and turned the smaller male into the wall, pinning him with the rapidly returning erection jutting from his thick thighs. As the bear's tip prodded forward, the cheetah's long yowl followed the Paladin down the curved corridor.

"Oh, it's the Mineralites! At least some of you, anyways," the unicorn said, recognizing some of the faces in the pile of males he found just around the bend. "Gold, Silver, Aluminum, how are you?"

The three couldn't respond, as they'd arranged themselves into a convoluted pile of tangled bodies busily fucking and sucking each other as hard as they could. The Paladin shrugged, reached in until he found a tail, and yanked. There was a yowl that turned into a pleasured moan as the huge unicorn pumped his tip forward, burying half his length inside the upturned pair of hips. Judging from the color, Silver's, though possibly Aluminum's. It was hard to tell in the dark purple lights.

"So, any new members of the group lately? I hear you have an open door policy on that sort of thing," the Paladin said. His hips pulled back, only to drive back forwards, spearing the tight rump and sending a jostle through the whole pile of intertwined legs and arms. "I work solo, usually, so I'm not really sure how all that works."

A variety of gasps and moans echoed back at him, until one of the three - Gold, from the color of his fur - leapt up and ran to the wall, thrusting into it until he sagged with relief, a blissful expression on his panting muzzle. The Paladin grinned as he watched the other two - Silver was balls deep in Aluminum, but Silver was also squirming madly around the unicorn's rock hard horse cock. And it felt good.

"We had a few applications," Gold said, turning to look over his shoulder as his quivering hips pressed tight to the wall. "Bauxite was a weird one."

The stallion grunted as Silver abruptly pulled himself out of his grasp. His flared cock popped free and swung upwards, flinging a thick dribble of pre-cum as it went. Silver's hips slapped against the wall as he sagged with relief at finally releasing his built-up load.

"Dang, Silver, you're getting pretty buff," the Paladin said. His paws wrapped around Aluminum as he spoke, easily dragging the smaller male's hips to the tip of his massive erection. The silver-colored squirrel wriggled as the flare pressed under his broad, fluffy tail, only to disappear when the big unicorn exercised just a fraction of his power.

The squirrel's belly bulged as the big stallion sunk deep inside. When Aluminum frantically reached for the wall, the Paladin nodded.

"Yeah, sure, I'll spot you," he said, thrusting the impaled squirrel towards the nearest aperture. "Nnnfffffff!"

The squirrel's clenching rump sent all sorts of flashes of pleasure up the Paladin's spine. The big unicorn's horn even started to glow as he pushed forward, thrusting wet and sloppy as the squirrel, pinned to his chest and wall, dangling legs, tried not to pass out from the pleasure of it all.

"Ooooohh, yyyyeah! Feel the burn!"

The Paladin's huge cock pulled backwards with a sudden snap of his hips. The squirrel's cock, held in place by whatever was the other side, refused to let go, and the small hero ended up suspended between his cock and the unicorn's flare, until it finally tugged free. The unicorn shoved against the wall next to the squirrel and sighed as he came, each pulsing load of fresh seed disappearing through the hole into parts unknown.

"I still can't believe the equipment here can handle the Paladin," Gold said, knees trembling as he watched the unicorn's quivering flanks.

"Yeah, I mean, we can get by at regular gyms, and this place kicks our ass. But you, Paladin? Must mean we're getting a great workout ourselves," Aluminum gasped.

"Tell me about it," the unicorn said. "I've never worked out because there was no point, but this place is different for sure!"

"Show off," grumbled Gold as his eyes flashed across the beefy hero's huge pecs and sculpted stomach.

Green lights eventually flashed, releasing all four. While the three Mineralites quickly fell back to working out with each other, the Paladin kept going. One more good session ought to do it, he thought, and it was leg day after all. Maybe he'd find a squat bar or a leg press.

A bit further along the corridor, and after passing a few other people - the Mighty Mino ramming his enormous erection for only a stroke or two into the Plastic Pussycat before rushing back to the wall for release, Dinolicious and Big Radio clinging to each other in a competition to see who could swallow the other's erection the deepest, and even Ultradog, who was currently knot-fucking the living daylights out of a drooling Ultracat, until both at once rushed for the apertures on the wall. The Paladin grinned as he watched, still wandering towards the station he was looking for. The unicorn's achingly hard cock bounced with each step of his mighty hooves down the dark, black metal corridor, releasing impressive dribbles of clear pre-cum as his fat balls bounced off his thighs. His ears twitched as he listened to the ongoing chorus of grunts and groans and other, more casual chatter - around the bend of the corridor, he passed by a pair of supers swapping sidekicks while discussing the latest developments in criminal-catching technology.

Ah, he thought as he kept going around the wide ring of the hallway, at last. Time for my workout to wrap up.

The small black cat was known as the Sage, and having just finished disengaging his enormously long, thick cock from the aperture, had turned around and slumped back against the wall. The panther's fur bristled as his pecs and abs tensed, then relaxed, as a few aftershocks of pleasure passed through. He opened his eyes when he heard the Paladin coughing and smiled.

"Oh, sorry, am I taking up too much time on this station?" the panther asked. Already, the big feline's spent member was throbbing and pulsing, growing back to full hardness as thick veins popped against the onyx member's glossy, slick flesh.

The misting rain of mind-altering chemicals increased until it was nearly raining around the two enormous, muscular, fully erect superheroes.

"Maybe a little," the Paladin said, grinning as he stepped in close, until he was almost nose to nose with the panther. "Could I convince you to let me... step... in..."

The panther's muzzle opened and the Paladin shoved his tongue forward. The Sage's eyes closed as he pressed forward, rubbing his beefy chest against the unicorn's equally powerful, muscular build. Between them, their two thick shafts throbbed and jerked. The kiss went on longer and longer as the two traded handjobs. While the Sage used both paws to squirm his pads down the Paladin's hard, dripping flare, the unicorn used just one along the panther's onyx monster. The other reached around, clutching at the panther's backside, digging in and hauling him forward so that they squeezed together tight enough for their heavy sacs to squeeze together amidst their flexing, massive thighs.

"You ready for these reps?" the unicorn grunted. His fingers dug into the iron glutes of the powerful panther as he bared his teeth in a smile.

The panther's eyes, lidded over by half, glanced down at the unicorn's impressive maleness. "You better believe it. Nobody else can spot me like you do."

The Paladin lined up behind the Sage as the big panther turned around, tail hiked and rump presented. There was no other warm-up needed as the slick, pulsing, dripping horsecock shoved rudely between the firm glutes. The panther's yowl echoed down the corridor before turning into a deep-throated purr of lust that vibrated the wall panels. The flexible black panther leaned into the wall but kept his legs straight, knees unbent, making it all the easier for the huffing stallion to grip and pump.

"Thanks... for the... help on that... last... case!" the Sage gasped, a word or two able to come out at a team between deep, gut-wrenching thrusts. His wet cock slapped noisily across the metal wall in front of him, bubbling and twitching and burning with need as his fingers spread to the sides. "You really... saved our... butts!"

"Good thing I did, too," the Paladin said with good nature. "Glad we all got out okay in the... hnnffff... end!"

"Yeah, that's it, push hard! Work it!" the panther grunted, encouraging the unicorn even as the bulge of the stallion's flare presented itself through the cat's belly muscles.

Long, hard thrusts came next. Lots of them. Gushes of pre-cum dripped and drizzled over the panther's heavy, swinging balls, soaking them down completely, as the Paladin built up to his most satisfying workout of the whole trip. His muscles tensed as he hiked a leg up onto the wall for an even better angle with which to rut the feline's wide, clenching hips.

"Just... a few... mooooooore!"

The Paladin almost had to use his powers to drag his flared length from the panther's insanely tight backside and just in time for both of them. The Sage threw himself against the wall next to the unicorn and sighed with pleasure as his pent-up balls emptied into whatever was on the other side. All he cared about was how good the smooth, slippery suction felt on his aching arousal, and his claws scraped down the curiously strong metal walls in front of him, doing little more than leaving a few marks when the Sage could normally rip an entire car in half with them.

The stallion finished up with the aperture and pulled himself free once the light turned green. He gave the cat, still locked into the system, a friendly swat on the rump before heading down the corridor.

"Good workout, and call me up if you ever find yourself in a tight pinch again, got it?"

"You got it, Paladin. This is why you're the best!" the panther said, even as a steady river of equine pre-cum drizzled from his well-stretched tailhole and down in the insides of his quivering, muscular thighs.

The Paladin found himself in an empty stretch and figured it was as good a place as any to finish up his workout with his favorite - sit-ups. The muscular unicorn's cum-soaked hide slid smoothly down the side of the corridor as he got onto his rump and wrapped both of his paws around the base of his massive stalk. It was already hard, throbbing and aching and begging for friction, despite having just been milked dry by the Sage's incredible backside. The Paladin's eyes closed as he started his reps, working his fingers down the massive flare to the veiny stalk and bulging urethra, past the wide medial ridge and down the flexing base to the root, where his huge balls flattened over the floor. Then up, just as slow and firm, and down again, each time pulling larger quantities of slick, warm pre-cum that bubbled from his twitching head.

Muzzle stretching wide open, the Paladin pushed his lips over the wide flare, squeezing and compressing the flesh as it pushed further into his muzzle. The salty taste of his own pre made his balls ache, and he swallowed what he could as the rest squirted out of the corners of his bulging cheeks. He didn't have to bend far for the fat flare to lodge in the back of his throat, but as his fingers dug into the aching flesh of his thick unicorn cock just beneath the ring in the middle, he kept going, pushing his long muzzle deep over his own cock until his lips bumped into his fingers. His fat balls jerked, pulling up closer to his thighs as what was left visible of the veiny maleness fattened up even more. The Paladin's head jerked as he deep-throated himself, dragging his muzzle up and away before swallowing his own dick as far as he could stretch, again and again, until his messy muzzle drizzle with liters of pre-cum. His aching cock jerked, hard as ever, desperately needing release. Try as he might, the big unicorn just couldn't cum. His cock wouldn't fire. The Paladin's eyes rolled into the back of his head as his tight throat swallowed and tugged, slick and warm and wet, and no matter what he tried with his paws, he just... couldn't... cum!

The fat flare noisily popped free of his lips. The Paladin slipped and crawled across the corridor to the other wide, where he shoved his legs straight as he scraped his fingers along the metal for purchase. His huge cock lined up with the aperture at last, and only once the muscular unicorn's quivering flanks ground his meaty flare as deep as he could get it was his brain allowed access to push the cum button.

The Paladin whinnied, eyes closed, chest leaning back as his fat balls clenched between his thighs and the opening. Every bit of his body experienced a deep tingling orgasm that left even him, one of the mightiest heroes of the day, struggling for breath. This gym, the unicorn thought, really was a good workout.

It took a while, but eventually the big male's balls were well and truly drained. His fat, half-hard cock drooped limply over his heavy nuts once the light above the aperture turned green, with not a drop of unicorn seed remaining to leak from the raw flesh. After several minutes of heavy breathing to recover from the intense workout, the Paladin made his way back around the ring to get to the pile of clothes. The unicorn thought he was all finished, but ended up throatfucking the Champion of Blue and bottoming out in the Whirlwind a few minutes after that before finding his cum-soaked gym clothes near the entrance. He pulled them on anyways and casually walked through the doors with his fat, half-hard equine arousal clearly outlined in the wet fabric. Even his fat medial ridge in the middle as his flare stuck out near the bottom of the shorts, still letting loose the occasional splurt of pre.

The Paladin stopped, wide-eyed, as he approached the doors of the gym, a look of panic and realization on his face.

"Wait... oh, crap! I think... oh, phew. Nevermind."

The unicorn grinned as he activated his disguise - turning his horn invisible. His wet sandals left a trail of cumprints behind as he headed out of the gym and onto the street without a care in the world.

The olinguito at reception grinned as he looked up from his computer. What a monster! The big unicorn was one of the lab's best producers. And the footage was really something else, especially that self-suck session at the end. Too bad Sanmer said no playing around with any of the hot, hunky superheroes - yet. For now, there was a strict hands-off policy as they collected samples. At least the Olinguito got to watch it all on the security cameras throughout the pump station's outer ring.

A face appeared on the screen, replacing the Paladin's messy snout with a clean, angular, white-furred vulpine face. The fox grinned at the olinguito and licked his lips expectantly. Light glinted off of a reflective circular mirror attached to a wide band centered between his ears.

"How's our specimen collection going, Olly?"

"Better than ever, Doc! You'll have so many fresh samples, you won't know what to do with them!" the olinguito chirped, grinning. "You could grow 'em, shrink 'em, make 'em put on a show..."

"You understand me so well, Olly," the fox said in the monitor screen. His sharp little teeth curled into a grin. "Heroes aren't meant to be beaten. Just enjoyed. And I'm already cooking up something extra special for the Paladin... mwa ha ha ha ha!"

As he laughed, the fox's head tipped back, revealing that, aside from an open lab coat, the white-furred arctic vulpine wasn't wearing any clothes. The tip of a large cock far too massive and heavy for his small frame swept across the pane once or twice as it speared up lewdly from his narrow hips before the fox collected himself, though the huge tip of his massive arousal remained clearly outlined in the lab coat from his shoulder to where the camera cut him off around his belly. One of his paws held a curious looking blocky white weapon of some type, though instead of a barrel, it had a curved bowl similar to a satellite dish, and the words "Embiggening Blaster" was written on it in black marker.

"Ahem... anyways, you can see I'm already prototyping my newest invention. I can't wait to see how the Paladin's costume fits after we install a few of these in the pump station! Anyways, I've got to test the output models, so send me the latest footage."

"You got it, Doc!"

The end