Day of rebirth Chapter 2
#2 of Day of rebirth
Get up Dennis "what's the matter? I want to sleep for a while" because you're going for an injection
"What? I don't want an injection." you have to get an injection. "Ahhhh!" Dennis woke up and found himself lying in bed. This is not his room. There is a mirror next to him. He saw a wolf. The difference is that the wolf has a body similar to human (isn't that himself?) Then another wolf came in. He was very happy to see Dennis wake up
???: "Nice to see you wake up" Dennis: "who are you?" Pluton: "my name is Pluton. What's your name?" Dennis: Dennis: "Dennis, my name is Dennis"
Pluton: "Dennis, are you American?" Dennis: "yes, what do you mean?" Pluton: "we're in New Zealand now. I think your English is very American. I'll assume you're American." Dennis: "what? New Zealand?"
Dennis was confused in his mind. He still remembered that he was in a small town in Kansas, USA, not in Auckland, New Zealand. However, he was very happy. He didn't even think he would go abroad and he was in a new world. He would like the new world
The following plot readers should have seen it more than a thousand times, that is, Dennis told Pluto what he had just experienced, and Pluto said a lot of nonsense to comfort him after knowing Dennis's experience. You have seen it many times! So let's skip!
Pluton introduced his friend to Dennis
Kevin (husky): I'm the last in the class. I often make trouble. I like to peek at girls' baths. I do more bad things one by one. I love Parkour. Nice to meet you. I can speak French and Russian (remember this sentence will be followed by his story of making trouble in Russian and French)
David (Kangaroo): I'm the first in my class. I'm a kangaroo, don't laugh at me. I'm gentle, but I'm straight (doesn't look like it). Please don't bully me. Nice to meet you
Eric (Border Collie): sorry, I often have diarrhea. Can I borrow your toilet? Pluton Pluton: what the hell, Eric? You have diarrhea every day, okay?
Bizer (Coyote): I have nothing to say. It's a coyote
Ben (bear): (sleeping)
Pluton: Eric! (kicking the door) come out and introduce yourself!
Do not know why? Pluto's school has Dennis's files, but it's also good. Dennis is in a class with Pluto and his friends. Mr. Carl is teaching his truth. Eric suddenly has a stomachache. He wants to go to the bathroom, but Pluto takes his toilet paper (the toilet in their school doesn't provide toilet paper)
Eric: "come on, Pluton, it's important to me." Pluton: "Oh, if you go to the bathroom here all day, won't you collapse?" Eric: "but my shit is about to come out." Pluton: "well, how about playing Gobang with me? If you win, I'll give you back the toilet paper." Eric: "well" Pluton handed the painted paper to David "David helped me cheat" David smiled and helped him cheat. To tell the truth, David's cheating method was very outrageous. David passed the paper to the rabbit behind. The rabbit was angry and said, "don't let me send a message for you unless you give me NZ $5 postage." Pluton pressed the rabbit's head on the table and "give me this!" Then he showed it to Eric
Eric: "how did I lose?" Oh, my God! Can't you see it? Aren't you a border collie
Pluton: "looks like I can't give you back the toilet paper unless you're willing to play air war with me."
Eric: "come on, if it goes on like this, I'll die." Pluton drew a plane on the paper, and then he went into fantasy
Pluton sits on a fighter plane made of stationery. Eric is the same. They take off from the runway (desk). Pluto attacks Eric with a pen (aviation machine gun). Eric uses an automatic pencil (small caliber aviation machine gun) to counterattack Pluton and Eric flying around. Pluto attacks again with a pen. It seems to stain the books of other students. Don't worry. It's just a fantasy, right? Pluton flies over Eric. He releases the pushpin (I don't know what it is?) Eric gets through the pushpin rain. Eric uses a ball watercolor pen (multi barrel rocket) Pluto avoids the refill. He uses a button signature pen (tracking missile) to hit Eric. Eric uses rubber scraps (jamming bomb) to destroy the tracking missile Pluto uses a ball pen (missile with two-layer catapult) to guide the missile to unload catapult 1. Eric wants to escape, but what can he do? At this time, the missile unloads the No. 2 catapult, and the refill is inserted into Eric's ass. Eric is eliminated. Pluto feels sorry for his friend, but at this time, Mr. Carl uses chalk (Patriot missile) to attack Pluto. Pluto is stunned, and Pluton is eliminated. The game is over
It reminds me of my youth.
Back to reality
"What are you doing? Pluton" Mr. Carl looks at him Eric: "pluton, give me the toilet paper back quickly" but Kevin has taken the toilet paper. He takes a telescope to peek at the girls' bath in the opposite building
After class
Dennis has been staring at pluton. Why is he staring at him? Why did he smile at him? Dennis himself is also thinking about this problem. I think he fell in love with pluton. Dennis's brain began to get dirty. Dennis fantasized about having sex with pluton. Dennis has been suppressing his dirty idea "this won't work. I don't know if he's straight."
Then pluton came over, "Hey, Dennis, you can't go to the Internet cafe with me to play games after school." Dennis: "I may not play games, but I'll see how you play games." Pluton: "OK, I'll see you after school."
after school
Pluton: "it is said that CS: go has three very powerful players in the community of New Zealand. They are all in Auckland. They have two Titles: Auckland sniper God, Auckland grenade warrior, Auckland sword God." Kevin: "kill them! By the way, the rules of pluton school do not allow us to enter the Internet bar." Eric: "I don't play CS pluton. I just watch you play." Pluton: "please, Eric Dennis is in there" Kevin: "then you can date him directly" Pluton: "fuck you, I'm straight" Kevin: "maybe you'll be bent by him in the future" Pluton: "don't worry so much. The first problem to be solved is that the teacher is observing the Internet cafe. How do we get in?"
Justin: "Mrs. Kemi, let's give up. Even if you get a video as evidence, you still can't stop students from going to the Internet cafe." Mrs. Kemi: "don't give up, Justin. We have to face him with a smile." Justin: "isn't there a good student in class 1? That kangaroo seems to be called David"
Others ran into the Internet cafe with kangaroo headgear. Kevin: "I'm David!" Eric:"D-D-D-D-David!" Mrs. Kemi: "this David is so bold that he even made three separate bodies to go to the Internet cafe and take pictures of them for me (David:???)
Pluton: "OK, we've created a server waiting for them to come." Kevin: "where did you get your paint?" Pluton: "hehe, this is magic" Dennis: "press the T key" Pluton: "Dennis, how can you destroy the mysterious atmosphere?" Anna: pluton, can you stop talking so loudly Pluton: "Wow, Anna has come to the Internet cafe too. Have you seen Emily lately?" Kevin: "they joined the server game and started." Eric was playing minesweeping at this time. Pluton: "Eric joined us. There were three of them." Eric: "ah!? no, my father wouldn't let me play games with guns." Pluton: "then you can join us with a knife." Eric: "all right" Kevin: "Eric, don't be afraid of grenade fighters. He's a brain cripple. You just stab him." Anna: "Why are you talking so loudly?" Pluton: "our plan is like this. Kevin directly uses a gun to deal with the God of the sword Eric to assassinate the grenade warrior. Kevin sneaks into the God of the sniper. If we win, I'll type and scold him." Kevin died once, and the computer blue screen came up. Kevin tried to restart, but he turned off the computer pluton used because he pressed the wrong button Pluton: "are you fucking teasing me? Your host is No. 13, not No. 14" Now Eric pluton is the only one left in the team: "come on, you can do it. You can buy a gun." Eric: "ah!? really? Do I really want to take a gun?" Pluton: "the game is coming to an end. Come on! Why haven't you even played with a gun? Are you ashamed" Eric: "then I'll scare him with a sniper gun"
meanwhile
Anna "is it so troublesome for me to watch videos on YouTube?" Justin and Mrs. Kemi got off at this time. Justin: "Mrs. Kemi, the video recorder is out of power. Let's get here today. Anyway, it's a waste of time. Mrs. Kemi:" I can't give up halfway here. I'll go in and catch them. Mrs. Kemi farted at the gate of the Internet cafe. Anna: "what's the smell? So familiar?" Mrs. Kemi knocked on the door. The boss felt very strange. "Who" Mrs. Kemi: "I'm a teacher from the school next door. Mrs. Kemi, I'm looking for students."
Pluton and Kevin are playing hearts of iron now, while Eric is fighting to the death with the sniper God. At this time, Anna comes. "No, Mrs. Kemi is at the door now." Dennis: "ha? Hasn't she been in the car all the time? Anna:" they got off the bus. I smell Mrs. Kemi's fart at the door. "Pluton:" holy shit! Let's hide! " But Eric focused on fighting to the death with the sniper God. His eyes turned blood red and his expression was very fierce. I think that's why his father didn't let him play games with guns. Others dragged Eric away, but he was too focused. At the moment he was about to be dragged away, he pressed the left mouse button
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[gunfire]
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counter-terrorists win
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When Mrs. Kemi went in, he found no one at all. At this time, David came in. He wanted to borrow the toilet of the Internet cafe, but when he saw Mrs. Kemi here, he was so scared that he peed his pants and ran away. Mrs. Kemi followed
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"Captain, we lost and we were defeated by those little children." it turned out that these three people were actually school staff. From then on, the Auckland sniper God was inherited by a border collie
Dennis: "it's too thrilling." Pluton: "interestingly, Eric is now the Auckland sniper God." Dennis: "pluton, let me tell you something. Do you like me?" Pluton froze for a moment, and then he smiled at Dennis. "Like you, I'll be with you."
OMG my English is so bad! But as long as you can understand it, it's still a good