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Chapter 26: A Game of Flash Night

Sol was at his dorm's balcony, talking on the phone with Hunter. The sun was setting this Saturday evening. The leopard had delayed too long today to call his wolf friend after their first date at the amusement park last Friday night. He just wanted to snoop around to hear the details curiously.

"Was it fun?" Sol asked.

"The park was great," said Hunter, "there were a lot of great carnival games. I even played the High Striker. Keanu posted a video online, have you seen it?"

"Yeah, you were great. You really showed yourself off to him~."

"Heh, maybe..."

"Did you ride on the roller coaster?"

"No, Keanu wasn't too keen on extreme rides. He said he would faint."

"Ah, too bad."

"We went to the rock-climbing wall, the bumper cars, and the Ferris wheel. However, the Ferris wheel was of a different type of ride, it swung back and forth and rolled by the gravity of the wheel's movement. Keanu didn't know it and was a little unsettled. He didn't faint though."

Sol laughed. "Sounds like fun, man. So, did you two kissed at the top of the wheel?"

"Uh, no. We were sharing four people inside the gondola and Keanu was a little uneasy about the weird ride. But, yeah, we kissed when we went back to the car, well, I gave him a kiss for all the effort for asking me out and... well, you know."

"Y'all went to third base?" he grinned.

"No, Sol, it was late, and I dropped him at his house."

"Okay, okay, maybe in the future, but still, you kissed him, that's great! Now, it's your turn to ask him out."

"Heh, maybe when we finish the semester, it's getting busier than ever."

"Yeah, you're right, but it doesn't hurt just one weekend."

"I know, and Keanu has a project to work on and I don't think I'll see him more around except one class, lunchtime, and going to the tram line."

"Well, at least you both live across each other. So, change of subject, do you want to hang out with us at my dorm tonight? We're having a special game night?"

"Special game night?"

"We're playing Strip Uno."

"Dude, really?"

"What? You can invite Keanu with us."

"I don't think he would like that."

"I think he would like to see us naked for once."

"Ha-ha, very funny, he won't like it."

"Are you sure, how do you know?"

"Not only you're all naked but the same goes to Keanu and he wouldn't like being around stripping his clothes off."

"So, what? We're all gonna be on the same boat!"

"Uh, I just texted Keanu, and he is not onboard. I'm also not coming tonight; I have other stuff to do and homework."

"Ugh, you're no fun."

"Sorry, Sol, you all play without us."

"Alright, Hunter, wish you all the best to you and Keanu."

"Thanks, Sol."

"I guess you can forget all about me and your previous lovers~."

"I only had a boyfriend, and others were just fuck and fuckity fuck."

"Don't forget about me, we had a good time too~."

"Yeah, yeah."

"But still, uh, remember when I was tracking you and Robin on the prank? I remember what you said about between us, you know, you and I being gay and our struggles."

"Yeah, I still remember, Sol. It's great that things had come out as we had hoped."

"Yeah, but your brother is still bitter to you, right?"

"Yeah, a small sacrifice for a better future for me."

"I'm sure your brother will come around and accept you."

Hunter sighed. "It's been a year now, Sol. We're not in speaking terms."

"And your parents haven't done anything?"

"They are trying but..." Hunter stopped. "I'm hanging up, Mom is calling for dinner."

"Sure, goodnight."

"Goodnight."

Sol hung up and gazed at the sun-setting coast. He had his struggles in the past too when he was in his early teens from middle to high school. His wake-up happened when he was around twelve, he did describe it as "it felt weird but felt good." His home was his sanctuary where he carefully made his discovery about his orientation, such as magazines and online pictures. But the biggest wakening was the infamous encounter with his father touching himself alone in his bed, he could not stop thinking about that explicit sight every night back then, he could still hear him making noises and his... volcano erupting.

At school, it was either heaven or hell. Heaven because in the locker room, he would check out on other guys changing clothes, a classic gay awakening for all teens. Hell because if he were caught peeping or with a growing excitement beneath, he would likely be mercilessly discriminated against. He was never caught, gladly, but in high school in the tenth grade, he got caught by a senior student and gave him a simple warning, telling him that it was rude to stare at other people when changing. Sol was a little spooked and was afraid the panda senior student would spread it all over the school, but nothing drastically changed on the following day. Everything was normal, even the then-new student Broderick behaved lively around him.

The only thing Sol could do was to find the senior and apologize to him.

It wasn't hard to find him but had to talk to the only four panda students back then who were not related to one another. The senior was a Chinese descent baseball player named Johan Kwan. After watching their baseball practice, he came to him in the locker room and apologized for yesterday. Johan accepted the apology and gave him a kind smile and a pat on the shoulder. He then admitted that a part of him appreciated being admired for his hard work playing the sport and achieving a healthy athletic body. He had a small muscle gut, but overall, he was in good shape. He even openly told Sol about his interest in men...

Sol smiled, discovering that there was someone else in school like him. He made a new friend that day. He was the first person he came out to him, but he did not come out to his parents yet. Rohan was disappointed but also understand Sol's feelings. It took a while for Sol to find the courage and the right proper time to have both his parents together in the house. He excluded his siblings, but he let them know in the end.

The coming out turned out fine, albeit a bit awkward on his parent's part. His mother's mindset on gay men was on stereotypes as his son did not behave all girly or with a flamboyant camp personality. Though he had a bit of a flamboyant side but wasn't like his mother had in mind.

His father's reaction was turning into a tomato for a head. In his early acting career, he knew what was like to be on the feet of a closeted man. Daniel Stone's first acting role was an obscured gay-themed tv series of "mediocre" vampires versus wizards and his role as a coming-of-age/coming-out character who slowly fell in love with a wizard.

Not exactly the best way to back up his view on gay men, but his father played the role of a closeted gay character and had a take on how was like to be one... and have "sex" with them in those scenes. Sol actually watched the 3-season series out of curiosity. The show sucked but received a lot of gratuitous fanservice and seeing a young Daniel Stone in... "action."

He even shared it watching it with Johan after telling him his coming out. Johan was happy to see a new and free Solomon Stone from the closet. They spent an all-weekend marathon to watch his father's show together every night, watching the cheesy dialogs, the cheesy plot setting, and enjoying the hot raunchy scenes. That was where they shared a fling together at Johan's house and had his first time in there.

It was at this point Sol was a new man. He ended his innocence and went into a quest for his newfound freedom and explore his desires beyond the sun-setting horizon like he was looking at now.

Good old times indeed.

With Hunter, it was like a repeat in history when he met him last year. He was a little quiet but still friendly. The reveal was kind of funny that even Hunter still laughed about it to this day. Hunter and Sol hung out together for a swim at the swimming pool at the 800 Building sports center. After their swim, Sol started to tease Hunter in the locker room, it was only playful wrestling until Hunter panicked and yelped, stopping at what he was doing and seeing a growing excitement on the wolf's wet trunks. Sol quickly realized Hunter was closeted and assured him that it was fine and came out to him to let him know he was not alone.

Another friendship was born.

He was now the unofficial mentor and helped Hunter to come to terms with his sexuality. He had the knack of helping others almost like a counselor for the closeted fellows. His whole high school career almost involved helping some students who needed a little help and feel welcomed and accepted, even if he had to do the duty of playing prey, but that was on rare occasions, and he only did it twice on two students who were rather curious at the showers.

Sadly, he heard the news when Hunter told him that his brother Rylan cut ties with him, but at least his parents were more accepting and his last two younger siblings. Sol and Hunter had discussed this before but could not find any answers to Rylan's homophobia. He knew there was an origin of his hatred.

He heard the door knocking loudly and vigorously, must be Xerxes since he had a strength that could potentially make a hole through the door.

All worries aside, Sol walked to the door, answered it, and smiled at his guests. "Hey, guys, what's up?"

Xerxes, let the others walk in ahead, Broderick, Sergio, and Xavier. "Hi, Sol, I'm ready for a game night!" Xerxes boisterously said.

"Sergio, are you feeling any better?" Sol asked.

Sergio smiled; the coyote had made a fine recovery from his ordeal. "Just fine, Sol, I'm doing good."

"Great to hear." Sol patted him on the shoulder.

Broderick the reindeer asked, "Did you get them, Sol?"

"Yeah, they're in the package," Sol said, "we'll play with them later after our card game."

"We're playing cards?" Xavier the parrot said and gazed at Sergio confused. "You said we're playing Monopoly."

"Oh, yeah, don't worry, Xavier, we'll save it for last," Sol assured.

"So, what card game we're playing?" Xavier asked, he looked skeptical as always. Sergio kind of convinced him to come for once and hoped he could cope with his ordeal by having a stress-relieving game night.

Sol gave a huge, guilty, toothy smile he ever mustered. "Strip Uno!"

"Heh?"

"We're playing Uno, and, on each round, three losers would strip off their clothes!"

"Como eh?" Xavier repeated. Come again? "Que carajo, hombre? I'm not stripping naked!"

"Aw, come on, Xavier, it's just to make it more exciting!" said Broderick.

"Pfft, for the excitement of Sol."

"I may be guilty as charged, but I have standards of respecting others," Sol said. "Come on, Xavier, a little bit of your feather won't hurt you."

"Tsk," he scoffed. "Alright, I'll play, but there are five of us, so, who should be temporally off?"

Before he could call it and rise his green hand, Sergio shouted out loud first, "CALLED IT!"

Sol, Xerxes, and Broderick laughed. Much to Xavier's chagrin. He rolled his eyes. "Ugh, fine, I'll play."

Sol gave his instructions of the game and explained they would only have four strikes: shirt, pants, underwear, and naked. When one player wins a round, all three would strip one piece of clothing in the exact order above. The winner would be the one who had stripped all players naked before they would.

Sol placed the small coffee table and Xerxes, Broderick, and Xavier sat on the floor. Sergio sat on the couch and watched. Sol shuffled the cards nicely and mixed them before giving each player seven cards. He placed half of the unused cards in the middle of the table and picked the first card on top facing down and placed it face up next to it, revealing a green seven card.

To start the game one of them must have either color or the same number and they would become the first player and move clockwise to their left.

In this case, was Xerxes who had a green six-card. Next was Xavier, Broderick, and then Sol.

And the game began, each player dropping their cards onto the discard pile in the middle.

And they were already dropping cards on each other's with skip cards, wild cards, draw twos, reverse cards, and wild-draw four cards. It was one of the games that destroyed friendships indeed.

Sol dropped a reverse card, turning the tables counterclockwise, and back to Broderick to drop a card.

Broderick laughed. "Draw two, Xavier!"

Xavier quickly dropped a draw two. "Hell no!"

Xerxes dropped another draw two. "Try me!"

Sol dropped another draw two. "Nu-uh!"

Broderick slammed a draw four wild card. "Not this time!"

Xavier froze, he had none. "Que jodienda..." he muttered and picked twelve cards. He lost a turn.

Xerxes dropped a; "Blue four, green four, yellow four, and red four. BOOYA!!!"

"All four colors in one number," Sergio observed.

"You should have picked precisely the colors, Xers," Sol said, dropping a red reverse card and then a skip card.

"What!?" the pink dragon cried.

They moved clockwise which was Xavier's turn. He dropped another green skip card as Broderick had two cards remaining in his hand.

Broderick gave him a nasty glare, Xavier still remembered when they played SkyRiders online, the reindeer had an insane gaming ego. Xavier just shrugged.

Sol dropped a green ten-card, shouting, "UNO!!!" he secured his final card.

"Agh! Not fair, I wasn't paying attention!" Xerxes cried.

"Well, y'all better be because I'm winning!"

Xerxes placed a green zero card. Xavier placed a wild card, changing to blue. Broderick drew another card, then another, and another, and finally a blue eight card, slamming it onto the table.

Sol smiled and dropped a yellow eight card, winning the first round!

"Damn it!" Broderick slammed his fist on the table.

"Easy on the table, Broderick," Xavier warned.

"Oh, yeah, guess what this means~?" Sol sneered. "It's time to strip!"

The first piece of cloth was the shirts. All three almost lifted off their shirts simultaneously, Xavier grumbled the most, but the other two just shrugged it off and took it off as nothing. Sol whistled in satisfaction, enjoying his little heaven spectacle, feeling like he owned the place like a boss.

One pink buff guy, one athletic build, and one working on it since he joined the team.

"Ready for next round?" Sol said.

"Cannot wait to strip you," Xavier sarcastically said.

And Xavier was so wrong on the next three rounds, he never got to beat his opponents. Broderick won twice in the second and third round, he was deadly serious about winning.

"COO!" Xavier cried, being beaten on the third round and he was only in his underwear.

"Calm down, Xavier," Sol smiled. "At least you're not alone."

At this point, Sol was only in his underwear, losing his pants, but at least Xerxes was not the only one left out, he too had lost and was the same as Xavier, losing their underwear.

Xavier grumbled and regretting to join their game night. He sat still and shifted around to remove his navy-blue boxers, showing them for the measure, and crossed his legs and asked Sergio for a pillow to cover his lower region. Xerxes had it easy as he kept his equipment inside his crotch, looking like a life-size Ken doll.

They still had one more round while naked, so it was not too late to compete against his opponents, especially Sol.

...

Xavier had screwed up, he lost, and this time was Xerxes who won. Xavier was out. He lost to all of them, and he sucked at playing Uno. He lost in vain in trying to strip off Sol's clothes but wasn't as fun as he didn't win a round for himself. Even if tried to at least give a piece of humiliation, Sol wouldn't mind a single bit. All he had done to himself was believe that he was being humiliated when they were all in the same boat, but they did not give a single crap about being naked.

"Get a grip, man," said Sol. "You know we're not hazing you and... can you just take a joke from all of us?"

"Be glad that you're not on my list of worst beings I ever met," Xavier defeatedly said.

"You mean, I'm not the worst being you ever met? Aw, Xavier, I'm so flattered~."

Xavier honestly preferred him when he was serious in their soccer practice. He didn't joke around and acted like a true teammate in the team. But only fooling around in the locker room where he messed around with a towel and whipped everyone's butts. Some things never changed. And he knew better who to hang out with as they were not as bad his former tormentor since middle school, they were all playful towards him, and he liked that, even if they had to strip his clothes off in a game of Uno. Weird, huh?

The game continued with just three players left as Xavier quietly put his clothes back on and sat next to Sergio on the couch.

Meanwhile, Sergio was on his phone on the couch. He still received comments from his graphic videos that he published online and had not removed them yet. Even if he deleted them, someone would republish them as there was a download feature for everyone who wanted a copy of the content. Sergio stopped replying to the comments but kept reading them out of curiosity. It was very much the usuals, good praise, and positive feedback from his videos, and nothing out of the ordinary.

As the three boys played on the coffee table, Broderick struck a conversation. "I met a girl on Instagram," Broderick said, "she thinks I'm cute!"

Xerxes laughed. "Cute or Rudolph cute?"

"Haha, good one, but no," he shook his head sarcastically, "she said she saw me around the campus before until she found me on the official soccer club group page online. She loves a guy wearing a soccer uniform~."

"What's her name?" Xerxes asked.

"Whitney, a lioness, she's into modeling."

"Does she go here in Rexville?"

"Yeah, she's in the third year, I think I saw her a few times, but..." he shrugged, "you know." He picked his phone from his removed pants on the floor and quickly browsed around to show them a picture of who he was meeting.

Sol and Xerxes curiously looked at the picture of a pretty lioness smiling with a sunny day at the beach in the background.

Xerxes whistled. "Nice one, you're one lucky man!"

"Ahem..." Sol got their attention, Xerxes and Broderick turned at him, giving them a satisfactory smile and holding a single card. "UNO~!"

Xerxes and Broderick dropped their jaws, they had lost paying attention and Sol took the opportunity while talking as they both were almost playing blind, dropping their cards absentmindedly without thinking a proper strategy.

Sol secured his chance to win. Xerxes and Broderick would save their talk for later. They were still playing.

Broderick, who was down to his underwear, looked at his three cards, but all he had were numbers in greens. Sol dropped a blue reversed card and he had none and had to draw one card out, and another, and another...

"What the hell?" Broderick drew the tenth card out. "GIMME A BLUE!!!"

Sol and Xerxes were laughing, even Xavier and Sergio as they watched Broderick's frustration.

Finally, on the seventeenth draw, he got a blue nine-card and slammed it on the discard pile. Xerxes dropped a red nine and yelled, "UNO!"

But that wasn't enough, Sol dropped his final card, a wild card.

"Damn it!" Xerxes cursed, but Broderick cursed louder.

Xerxes was already naked, so he lost. Broderick removed his last piece of clothing, he had one more round left if he wanted to beat Sol. Sol was already naked after losing to Xerxes, and now they were on sudden death. This was their final round.

"Come on, Broderick," Xavier said, "beat him for me, you have won two rounds before, so this should be a piece of cake."

"Roger that."

After shuffling the cards, each receiving seven cards, Sol pulled out one card from the center to start the game. The first card on the pile was a yellow two card. Broderick started first, dropping a yellow one-card.

Xerxes put his clothes on and joined next to Xavier and Sergio, watching the tensing final round of two guys playing Uno naked.

"Remember that old commercial of Uno and its catchy song?" Xavier said.

"Oh, yeah," Xerxes cheery said. "Everybody Uno! Everybody play~!"

"I only saw the Spanish version of that song..." Xavier wondered and picked his phone and searched on YouTube.

"UNO!" cried Sol. He dropped a red three card.

"D-DAMN IT!" shouted Broderick.

Xerxes and Xavier turned back to attentively at the growing situation.

"Any last words, Broderick?" Sol smiled widely at his incoming victory.

Broderick had three cards left. He drew another card, and another, and another... and another... and another! AND ANOTHER! AND ANOTHER!

"HOLY SHIT!" Broderick screamed. "GIMME A RED CARD!"

Sol could not stop laughing. Xavier had lost hope. Xerxes was picking the slit of his left nostril and Sergio was watching intently.

Broderick finally found a red card and it was not just only a red card.

"Alright, Solomon, hear me out!"

"What?"

He slammed the red card, revealing it to be a skip card. "You fucking lost a turn, so that means that is my turn." He slammed a yellow reverse card. "Reverse back to me!" Slammed. "Wild card! I'm changing it to yellow!" Slammed. "Reverse again!" Slammed. "Skip again!" Slammed. "Draw 4 and I'm changing it to blue!" Slammed. "Skipping again!" Slammed. "Reversing back to me!" Slammed. "Skipping your turn!" Slammed. "A wild card! I am changing it to red and draw two!" Slammed. "Draw another two!" Slammed. "Reverse!" Slammed. "And draw 4, because that's UNO and I'm wild and hot, bitch!" He finally slammed the last card and won!

Xerxes, Xavier, and Sergio cried out loud at the sudden turn of events, Broderick beat Sol by a stroke of luck and strategy. The naked reindeer stood up and hip-thrusted in front of Sol.

"YEAH! IN YOUR FACE! IN YOUR FACE! IN YOUR FACE! IN YOUR FACE!"

Xerxes, Xavier, and Sergio stopped cheering. Sol was getting a little treat from Broderick without knowing it.

"Guess losing has its own good perks~," said Sol satisfyingly.

Sergio was spared from playing Strip Uno as they have another game Sol had in mind. As Sol and Broderick put their clothes back on, the former pulled out a small box under the bed and placed it on the coffee table.

"I have a little gift for you guys," Sol said.

"What is it?" Sergio asked.

He opened the box and picked a black, plastic canister in his hand. "Can you all guess?"

"Fleshlight?" Xerxes said surprised.

"Why did you buy them?" Xavier inquired.

"The sex shop nearby was liquidated and began to sell them for one dollar on everything! I bought ten vaginas and ten asses."

"So, you're gonna give it to us then? That's cool of you!" Broderick cheered.

"Yeah, but we're gonna play a game with them."

"Please, this isn't another of your--" Xavier groaned but Sol interrupted him.

"Don't worry, Xavier, this time is going to be more private once I tell you all what to do." He assured. "Now, the game is simple, I'm placing five pussies and five asses of flashlights on the table. I'll mix them up and pick five canisters, there is a fifty-fifty chance of everything either getting ass or pussy. For example, if you have three asses and two pussies, depending on your sexual orientation, in this case, me, I won ass. Do you guys get it?"

"And what happens when you lose?" Xavier asked.

"Oh, yeah, if I lose in this scenario, I'll have to plow with the opposite genital I lost to. But because you are all straight, you all are fighting against butts. Am I clear? Think of this as a way to relieve some stress... or something, and you all gonna do it in the bathroom."

The guys nodded, shrugged, and were okay with playing this game. It was not as bad as stripping off naked, but... the loser had to self-stimulate with the same-sex genital. But still, it was not a big deal.

Xavier shrugged as he saw no issues with it. "The fact that these are inanimate objects there isn't much of a difference between the real deal and the silicone-made toys."

"Ah, about that, the asses simulate an actual rectum with a g-spot," Sol informed. "And tight too, like a real one."

"And so as the--" Xerxes curiously asked.

"Yes, the pussies simulate an actual vagina with the canal and everything."

"Alright, I'm going first!" Xerxes cried, fist-bumping the air.

Sol shrugged and made sure he picked five female genitals and five male bottoms on the table. All ten looked the same on the outside, all black in plastic. Telling them apart was not going to be easy and Xerxes had to pick five, which was an uneven number. The chances were very fifty-fifty when opening the third or fifth canister because that would define the final results.

Sol began to mix them, but he only had two hands and asked Sergio to help him mix them a little better. Xerxes stood and watched but already had lost sight of the five female genitals.

"Okay, done, set them nice and even--yeah like that, Sergio," said Sol.

Sergio moved from the table and Xerxes stared intently at the ten canisters. They were arranged, in Xerxes' view, in five rows. He had to pick five of them, he shrugged the hell of it, and picked the first one on the bottom far left, then top far right, one on the bottom far right, one in the middle bottom, and the second one on the left.

Xerxes placed them on the floor and stacked them in the order he picked them. He opened the first one and found a female genital. "Oh, yeah!" He picked the second canister. "Another pussy! Yeah!" He opened the third one. "Oh, crap! An ass!"

"You got two more, Xers," Sol said.

The dragon opened the fourth... "Oh, damn it!" Another butt.

"You got a tiebreaker, Xerxes," Sergio said.

"Oh, shit! I need pussy, man!" He slowly uncapped the lid and saw a pink color female genital. WHOOHOO!!! I won pussy!" He raised his fist in the air. "So, now what? Does this mean I do a victory fap?"

"Go nuts, Xers," Sol said. "And here's some lube."

After giving the dragon a small bottle, he excitedly ran to Sol's bathroom and closed the door.

"That eager, huh?" Broderick laughed.

Xavier was a little unsettled. "Uh, could someone put some loud music, so we don't hear him..." he pointed his thumb at the door, "...uh, you know."

"Ah, right, got it covered," Sol turned up the Bluetooth speaker with his phone and erased anything obscene coming from the bathroom.

There was an awkward silence aside from the music, but Sol broke it. "Xavier, wanna give it a go?"

The parrot shrugged dismissively. "Sure, why not, they're just sex toys."

Sol added a spare on the table and Sergio helped him to mix them up. Xavier tried to reserve three canisters as they moved around on the table but lost one and two and held one with his eyes until the two stopped mixing them.

"Okay, ready!" Sol said.

Xavier stared carefully as pop music played in the background to hide Xerxes' lusting noises behind the bathroom door. He carefully picked one by one until collecting five canisters.

Xavier did not act seriously as Xerxes did, he just opened each cap opening and checked the artificial genitals.

"Vagina, culo, vagina, culo, and..." he opened the last one, "...I got culo."

The three guys laughed, not only he got butt but his way of talking.

"So, I lost, so that means I have to fuck this artificial anus?"

Sol confirmed, "Yeah, just wait for--"

Xerxes burst out from the bathroom door with an afterglow look on his face. "Woah! That was some fine fleshlight~!"

"That was fast," Broderick said.

"Hey, I was very horny, just so you know," Xerxes explained as he breathed. "I can keep this right?"

"Yup, it's all your Xers," Sol said.

The dragon breathed exhaustively and slumped on the couch, he was sweating and moistening his teal-blue shirt on his thick chest. His tongue lolled out from his mouth to catch some air.

Xavier stood with the fleshlight he lost to and quietly walked to the bathroom. "Where is the lube?"

"I left it in the bathroom," Xerxes pointed.

Xavier closed the door and locked it. Sol turned to Sergio. "Come on, Sergio, you haven't even played yet."

"Sure."

Sol, and Broderick this time, mixed the canisters and added another spare. Sergio watched the exchanging hands doing the work as he tried to keep track of which female genitals were among the ten canisters.

"Done!" Broderick cried. "Go get some pussy, Sergio!"

The coyote snickered and wisely picked five of the ten black canisters on the table. He gathered them on the floor while standing on his knees and opened the first one.

"Puss..." he opened another, "puss... keep going..." he opened the third, "Oh-oh..." he opened the fourth... "Oh, man, ass again..." he hastily opened the last one and found an anus. "Oh, man, I got ass."

Sol and Broderick laughed; Xerxes meanwhile was probably falling asleep.

"Okay, just wait for Xavier to finish," Sol said. "Hehe, he is taking a while there~."

"Hey, Xerxes, how long did it take you to..." Broderick asked the dragon, but he had just passed out on the couch.

"So much for our four-player Monopoly game," Sol said.

A short while later, Xavier came out from the bathroom with a tomato for a head, trying to keep himself together mentally.

Sol smiled at the green parrot. "How was it?"

"It was fine, nothing different..."

"Don't worry, Xavier, Sergio is getting ass, too."

"Me alegro," he gladly and sarcastically said.

Sergio went into the bathroom and closed the door. It was now Sol's turn because Broderick said so because he won their last game. Sol rolled his eyes and watched as Broderick and Xavier mixed the canisters.

Sol did like the rest, but only in the opposite. He acted as if his hand was a metal detector, but only for butts, hovering over the standing canisters and picked one-by-one.

"Pussy... ass... pussy... ass... and~... pussy..." Sol opened all of them. "Well~, guess I got some of that payback that Xavier longed for." He grinned with hands behind his head.

"Whatever... I wasn't thinking about payback anyways."

They heard something break and someone yell, it was Sergio. Sol quickly walked to the door. He heard a loud rush of water. "Sergio?" He knocked.

Sergio opened the door; he was soaking wet.

"What happened?" Sol asked worriedly. Behind Sergio, there was a gush of water blowing out from the sink.

Xavier and Broderick walked up behind Sol and saw the mess that was happening. "Anda pa' al cará..." Xavier trailed off.

"Woah! What happened?" Broderick said.

"I-I don't know, I-I just p-pulled the t-thingy and it fucking broke!" Sergio stuttered.

Sol made for the sink, kneeling under it, and quickly shutting the main valve. The mess was made, and Sol placed one towel on the floor to stop the water from coming out through the threshold that met the carpet. He picked another towel for Sergio to dry up.

Sergio sat next to the sleeping Xerxes, he took his wet black sleeveless jacket and his black shirt off. He rubbed with the towel to dry his fur.

Sol collected the wet clothes and placed them on the balcony railing to dry for a bit. He said, "I knew that lever was wonky from the start unless you pull it hard."

"Thanks for the information," Sergio said. "Ours at the dorm is a little tight to pull it, so... guess it was just a muscle memory."

"Heh, I get what you mean..." Sol suddenly gazed at the drying coyote... his body build looked very familiar.

Broderick said, "Last year, my roommate and I tried to unplug the toilet, but the plunger broke, and the rubber thingy just plugged the hole further. We had to call the janitor for help."

"What did you... how did you clog...? Ugh, never mind," Xavier brushed off.

Sol was still staring at Sergio's body build, taking in every detail as possible. If he could take a picture and compare it. Sergio dried his head and placed the towel on his lap, his fur was damped but nice and dried.

"So, who is next?" Sergio said.

"Ah! Well, me, I'm getting fake pussy," Sol said.

Broderick followed and got butt in the end. It looked like it wasn't the guys' time to get their desired artificial genitals, except Xerxes, he was the only winner.

Finally, as time was still young before bedtime, a healthy game of Monopoly began. Xerxes was still asleep on the couch, that fleshlight really did him a number. As they played, Sol glanced a large number of times at Sergio as he was starting to put two things together, it was making sparks inside his mind and turning gears inside his brain, telling him something was too much of a coincidence to be true.

He would figure it out eventually.